WillSM268

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WillSM268
WillSM268
58 minutes ago
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And time to stockpile again... Better this than being left in a cliffhanger. See ya all next month!

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 hours ago
Commented

Oh boy, i can see where this is going and its gonna be hella fun

[Wait, didn't you sing that creepy lullaby back in Roaring Tide? Why not do that?]

Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?

Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?

Eastern · Mizako

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 days ago
Commented

An orchard of papayas i presume?

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Option 3: You come rushing in with your army of soldiers, your squadron of elites and all led by your strongest of champions...and I present Papaya Town with a brand new fruit tree grove that's been freshly fertilized with all of your corpses.

Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?

Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?

Eastern · Mizako

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 days ago
Commented

And our Cortez was mistook as Quetzalcoatl iirc...

Under the light of several false suns, Zhen Liu was sitting across the way from a trio of soldiers whose uniform beared an insignia that resembled a rooster crowing against a rising sun. Written on the perimeter of the rising sun was the name, "Cortez", written in Scorch Talk.

Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?

Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?

Eastern · Mizako

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 days ago
Commented

Brazilians:

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The moral superiority he felt from upholding the incontestable glory of southern cuisine was unmatched. 

Blessed by Night

Blessed by Night

Fantasy · AnathaShesha

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 days ago
Replied to Anubesetesh

Just the average food wars effect

Terror. Desire. Mild and confusing sexual arousal…

Blessed by Night

Blessed by Night

Fantasy · AnathaShesha

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 days ago
Replied to Anubesetesh

Tbf this is the kind of game I would gladly lose if I had Malachi cooking skills.

"Shut the fuck up, Arias." Mal pulled down flour and cocoa powder from the cabinet in an angry huff.

Blessed by Night

Blessed by Night

Fantasy · AnathaShesha

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 days ago
Replied to Anubesetesh

Because the law of physics is greater?

It turned out that the strange purple glow the cyborg's blades were projecting was extremely concentrated UV light.

Blessed by Night

Blessed by Night

Fantasy · AnathaShesha

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 days ago
Commented

Well, some stories says the oceans are formed when a god cries. So yeah, a fking ton lot.

WillSM268
WillSM268
1 days ago
Commented

I imagine an alternate universe in which Arias wasnt an ass, the three certainly would have become friends.

""The fuck are you smiling at??""

Blessed by Night

Blessed by Night

Fantasy · AnathaShesha

  • Aukhemya - Gods and Alchemy original

    Aukhemya - Gods and Alchemy

    Fantasy ROMANCE ADVENTURE SYSTEM COMEDY MAGIC NONHUMAN MYTH MUTATION SINGLEFEMALELEAD HUMOROUS

    God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

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