CookieMonster9001

CookieMonster9001

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Writer for fun. No harem sect.

2021-01-26 Joined Global
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CookieMonster9001
CookieMonster9001
2 days ago
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Merry Christmas 🎅

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CookieMonster9001
7 days ago
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"Behold! A rare and powerful artifact from my world—'Peppermint Delight.' Guaranteed to freshen breath and impress onlookers." He gave a small, exaggerated bow, as if presenting something of great value.

The Eccentric Entomologist is Now a Queen's Consort

The Eccentric Entomologist is Now a Queen's Consort

Fantasy · Arkalphaze

CookieMonster9001
CookieMonster9001
8 days ago
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<You seem to be at a loss for words, Mikhailis. How unusual. Shall I record this moment for future reference?>

The Eccentric Entomologist is Now a Queen's Consort

The Eccentric Entomologist is Now a Queen's Consort

Fantasy · Arkalphaze

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CookieMonster9001
11 days ago
Replied to Stahltraeger

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The idea was to have one machine gun that could fulfill any role which the military needed. Could it be used by infantry? Yes! Could it be slapped onto a transport vehicle? Absolutely! Could you mount it coaxially with a tank turret? You bet your ass you could! Was it possible to put it on an aircraft? 100% guaranteed or your money back!

Re: Blood and Iron

Re: Blood and Iron

War · Zentmeister

CookieMonster9001
CookieMonster9001
11 days ago
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"Perhaps if you baguette munching surrender monkeys were remotely capable of performing your jobs, we wouldn't be here to teach you how to properly wage war…"

Re: Blood and Iron

Re: Blood and Iron

War · Zentmeister

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CookieMonster9001
11 days ago
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"Remember, the future of our family depends on you," Carlo said. "Napoleon, when you get to France, don't stir up trouble."

The Fox of France

The Fox of France

Others · NeverluckySMILE

CookieMonster9001
CookieMonster9001
11 days ago
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Napoleon was not short He was in todays terms 6’3” It’s just that the French foot was 14 inches Whereas the British foot was 12 inches

In this misty ambiance, Joseph Bonaparte, the eldest of the Bonaparte family, tall and slender like a bamboo shoot, is walking along the sandy beach with an umbrella. He's heading towards the cliffs that extend into the sea. These cliffs, now colored the same gray-blue as the sea due to the unending rain, reach into the bay. During the dry Mediterranean summers, Joseph and his younger brothers and sisters often come here to fish among the rocks under the cliffs or search for various seashells and oysters. At these times, their short-statured second youngest, Napoleon, would take a book and run to a natural cave in the middle of the cliffs to read.

The Fox of France

The Fox of France

Others · NeverluckySMILE

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CookieMonster9001
12 days ago
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Even Brienne himself was puzzled, wondering when he had come up with this plan. But he quickly realized that the Prince was helping him.

I am the Crown Prince of France

I am the Crown Prince of France

Book&Literature · Johanssen10

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CookieMonster9001
12 days ago
Replied to GeoJersey

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Berengar continued his exercise routine for some time, taking small breaks to recover when he felt his heart rate rising too high. With a complete and total lack of modern exercise equipment, the tall yet dreadfully skinny young man was forced to exercise the old-fashioned way. This exercise regimen was modeled after the U.S. Army's PT standards. Albeit scaled down to a capacity in which his frail body and weak heart could handle.

Tyranny of Steel

Tyranny of Steel

History · Zentmeister

CookieMonster9001
CookieMonster9001
18 days ago
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It’s Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap 🍪