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When Lan WangJi heard him say that the Jingshi was 'a peaceful place only suitable for playing the guqin and burning incense,' he glanced at him, as though he wanted to say something but didn't.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
you two really deserve each other 🥺
Wei WuXian, "So is that a yes or a no? Lan Zhan, my dear, I said that all to tease you. If you're really gonna cook for me, even if you burn a hole in the bottom of the pan, I'd eat the pan right in front of your face."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
MY HEART
Wei WuXian finally noticed something, amused, "HanGuang-Jun, you're not thinking of making me lotus soup, are you? Just now, did you go to watch the process?"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
Lan WangJi nodded, "You are welcome."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
In high spirits, Wei WuXian accepted the victory without a sliver of doubt. Lan WangJi lifted his hands as well, letting out a few claps.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
it's true tho my boy Wxx already fought war with all the sects, neh yilling laozu
Wei WuXian smirked, "I've beaten up well over eighty sect leaders, possibly even a hundred."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
"everyday means everyday" yah, a virgin boy
He laughed so hard he almost fell over, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
💀💀 To think WangJi is like a bunny in heat lol
Wei WuXian's face was solemn, "Did you forget what I said? It has to be a virgin."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
haha I love "bullshit talking mode" WeiYing
With just one glance at Wei WuXian, Lan WangJi knew that he was going to start blathering again. He shook his head.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
Nossa família tradicional chinesa UwU
Young Master Qin was not of the cultivation world. He only found the right people by chance. He knew that these were cultivators, but not their identities and names. Nonetheless, Lan WangJi had an ethereal demeanor, Wei WuXian seemed nothing short of confident, and despite still being young, Lan SiZhui was quite graceful around the corners. Thus, he didn't dare treat them badly, "No. That servant's a coward. He passed out with just one glance, and I only managed to wake him up after pinching his central acupoint* for ages. You think you can expect him to see it clearly?"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
"StOp taLkIng to mE" then proceeds to continue talking
Wei WuXian, "No… Of course not… I spent all the money because after the night-hunt, I took them to that Hunan cuisine at Caiyi Town… The exact one you never agreed to go no matter how much I tried to persuade you… I'm so tired… Stop talking to me, Lan Zhan…"
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
I don't belive you
LMAO 💀
Wei WuXian shifted his sore arms, using them as a pillow for his head, "Ugh, if I could, with how much you fuck me all the time, there would've long since been a den of little ones running on the ground."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
Yes, the first time this pest is embarassed now suffer a little
It didn't actually hurt. It was only just so unbearably embarrassing. In bed, Wei WuXian never tried to suppress his sounds, and thus every time his voice would go somewhat hoarse in the middle. It didn't really sound like a cry of pain, but rather more like a tempting moan. Hearing this, Lan WangJi paused, his gaze lowering.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
Rip WeiWuxian, can I get an F in the chat?
On the other hand, Wei WuXian had no idea what was happening here. With Bichen's torment, he unconsciously drew his legs even nearer, all the way until he squeezed his thighs and buttocks together. The entrance also sucked even tighter on the sword hilt. Wei WuXian let out a breath. Feeling both his arms and his legs drain of strength, he lay sideways on the ground. Just as he wanted to rest for a bit, his knees were suddenly seized by a pair of iron-like hands, and his legs were forced open.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
POOR BICHEN
Two fair buttocks parted slightly because of the wide motion, revealing the pink spot in between. With the fingering from before, the entrance was already somewhat swollen, yet with moisture, it seemed even more delicate. Wei WuXian turned Bichen's blade around and pointed the hilt towards the entrance. He drew in a light breath. Pressing slightly, the thin folds were immediately smoothed, sucking on the tip of Bichen's hilt. A short length was instantly shoved in.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
omg
Wei WuXian raised his brows, "Hm. Mark your word." He backed off from Lan WangJi's body and sat down before him, grinning as he parted his legs, "Then you can watch me play with Bichen."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
... I thought... yeah...
"…" Lan WangJi didn't know what to say.
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile
SIMP
A moment later, Lan WangJi replied, "Excellent."
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi)
Fantasy · olashile