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To the spectators, their clash appeared as a battle of two elements: Shiva's fiery meteor rushed forward, blazing brightly, while the red dragon of Might Guy's chakra tore through space in its path. At the center of the arena, they collided, creating a blinding explosion. A massive shockwave spread across the arena, scattering rocks and lifting a thick cloud of dust.

The Daily Life of the Demon King

Anime & Comics · GreedHunter

Remembering the conversation he just had with Luffy, Coby looks directly into Alvida's eyes and shouts, "Miss Alvida is the fattest bitch, with the most accident-prone face, and toothpick legs these seas have ever seen! It's like a pair of whales had a fight in their relationship, and the only way to make up was to have hate-fueled sex, and the result of that botched hookup was Miss Alvida. She's so fat that her legs should receive a Nobel Prize for the sacrifice they've made carrying all that weight for so long. She's so big and fat that if you get too close, you're in danger of this planet's gravity pulling you in, If a black hole were to swallow this planet - I mean, Miss Alvida, she might not fit in there and get stuck!" 

One Piece: I am Monkey D. Luffy

Anime & Comics · 0Luizinho0

Making sure the target was in the toilet should be fairly easy, the rest was simply ensuring his date didn't stand him up. Dousing Ronald in troll pheromones should ensure the big guy arrived, though with a club in his hand instead of flowers. Harry thought that Ronald being rogered to death by a randy rank troll was a fitting punishment for the animal who dared to touch his Hermione.

Harry Potter: Redemption in Time

Movies · Earthly_Writer

If Hermione's father didn't kill him he would have to endure being dragged around Diagon Alley on the arm of his betrothed since 'they were going to be in London anyway' as Millie put it, he wasn't sure what was worse. The thought of being out in public with Millie filled him with dread, this would be announcing to the world that he, Ronald Bilius Weasley was betrothed an barring a miracle would be marrying Millicent Bulstrode.

Harry Potter: A Twist In Time

Book&Literature · The_Book_Addict

A specialist from London Zoo was eventually called in and had to shoot both animals with tranquiliser darts before the situation could be brought under control.

Harry Potter: A Twist In Time

Book&Literature · The_Book_Addict