"No, Mom! You don't want to see this!" Haley protested. Alex noticed a card in Haley's hand and read it aloud: "[I felt bad I couldn't draw you, so I asked a photographer to take this picture for me. He insisted I pose nude, so I went along with it. Burn it after you see it.]"
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Luke chimed in, "He gave me a Nerf gun! DIE MONSTER DIE!" He aimed it everywhere but hadn't shot anything yet.
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Claire, looking exasperated, asked, "Why is he giving me a book on 'Anger Management'? I'm not that hot tempered."
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"Hey!" My dad protested, eliciting laughter from everyone. My grandparents gave me a sweater, and Pepper gifted me a custom-made fedora from that little shop in Washington. I received a lot of presents from various people, but I didn't want to open them all at once this morning, or Amy would get jealous.
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"What?" My dad, Frankie, grandma, grandpa, Vanessa, Maggie, and Caroline all looked confused. Max whispered to herself, "So that's why he floated."
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"Motherfu—" Krampus cursed as he scrambled to collect the globes before they shattered. With him distracted, I rushed to Belsnickel and began untying the ropes around him.
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Magnus shook his head and returned to his studies, grateful that at least one of his brothers combined brilliant intellect with enough chaos to make the Warp itself seem orderly by comparison. Though he did wonder if he should warn their father about Franklin's tendency to add explosions to all his rituals...
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A new book suddenly appeared on a nearby pedestal, titled "The Emperor's Cookbook: Primarch Edition." Before Franklin could reach for it, a Harlequin swooped down and slapped his hand with a ruler, holding up a sign that read: "THAT'S FOR A DIFFERENT EXISTENTIAL CRISIS."
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"The real cure to the Flesh Change is... the friends we made along the way."
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The estate featured a stunning façade of dark stone and weathered wood, giving it a gothic yet regal appearance. Towering spires and intricate ironwork adorned the roof, while gargoyles and ornate carvings lined the entrance.
Re:life with Karmic Gacha (Modern Family)
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