JokeDagger

JokeDagger

male LV 5

I am the original of the J clones. Be in awe of me.

2018-08-25 Joined United States
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JokeDagger
JokeDagger
21 hours ago
Commented

of course once the food was announced the fat fuck shows up

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The staff then sprang into action, serving the first course of the lavish meal. Kain made sure to be responsible for the table of a chubby man with cold grey eyes—Aric Nightsbane.

This Beast-Tamer is a Little Strange

This Beast-Tamer is a Little Strange

Fantasy · KeepingSilent

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
21 hours ago
Commented

theoretically, could he bond with a sperms cell and whenever it gets fused with a egg, result in a creature that's not micro as a contract?

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The walls, a faded, peeling shade of cream, reveal the scars of age and neglect, with cracked paint and strange dried on white stains that Kain really did not want to investigate further.

This Beast-Tamer is a Little Strange

This Beast-Tamer is a Little Strange

Fantasy · KeepingSilent

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
1 days ago
Replied to DaoOfIcicle

4 sure

Sipping the wine, Kain was suddenly struck by the idea, that his affinity is perfectly suited for the production of wines, beers and other fermented products. Perhaps he could consider this avenue for income in the future.

This Beast-Tamer is a Little Strange

This Beast-Tamer is a Little Strange

Fantasy · KeepingSilent

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
3 days ago
Replied to livingCorpse

yeah, it's fine, was explained afterwards, my b bro, great story tho!!

Chatter broke out among the little ones. The teacher didn't bother stopping it; after all, who could silence thousands of one-year-olds without violence?

The Demonic Dragon

The Demonic Dragon

Fantasy · livingCorpse

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
4 days ago
Commented

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"At your level, a medium is needed to establish a contract, typically blood. Technically, any bodily fluids can achieve this effect, but considering most individuals do not have an abnormal inclination to swap spit with their contract, blood is typically used as the medium. You will then use your spiritual power to help guide your contract's spiritual power to your star, its future home. Once the contract is concluded, she should appear in your star, and the environment of said star should begin to alter to better suit her needs. Understood?"

This Beast-Tamer is a Little Strange

This Beast-Tamer is a Little Strange

Fantasy · KeepingSilent

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
7 days ago
Commented

what 1 year old that you know of can speak and take orders properly, hell even talking in a fluent way is impossible, definitely increase this to like 5 yrs old or sum

Chatter broke out among the little ones. The teacher didn't bother stopping it; after all, who could silence thousands of one-year-olds without violence?

The Demonic Dragon

The Demonic Dragon

Fantasy · livingCorpse

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
8 days ago
Commented

eye of moving and eye of prince, I think u mean two

"No. They actually didn't have many eyes I haven't seen yet among them. They only had one," she replied. "I used to think each of them had a unique eye, but I was wrong. Either that or they came from a point in time before they finished making the rest of the eyes."

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Fantasy · Shade_Arjuun

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
13 days ago
Replied to Shofi96

how would this guy know, literal 1000yr old murder goyle brob ain't get his rock bashed in ever

This was more pleasurable than sex!

Gargoyle Supremacy

Gargoyle Supremacy

Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
13 days ago
Replied to Muranshin3

in 2019 that could get u some fast food, but nothing grand. you could prob buy a couple things from a gas station ig

[We'll be home late. Grab your own dinner.]

Gargoyle Supremacy

Gargoyle Supremacy

Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor

JokeDagger
JokeDagger
13 days ago
Commented

my school just let us take the ACT for free our last 2 years of school. Never had to take the SAT

"As y'all know, you're already 10th graders, and you're eligible to take the SAT as long as your GPA is higher than a three. So, y'all kids better study hard and do well on the next exams if you wanna be a damn filthy rich explorer!"

Gargoyle Supremacy

Gargoyle Supremacy

Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor

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