That’s right up there with having a snake spring from a toilet bowl and swallow and bite your junk. By the way that really happened, saw it on The Missery Index.
It wasn't time to worry about that. Ryan had to kill the slime as fast as possible because he didn't know when the next monster would appear. He just saw dozens of dragons suddenly appearing in the sky, after all, and then a slime appeared in front of his car… for all he knew, there was a chance that monsters could respawn in his toilet.
Fantasy · ExSoldierLv99
Personally I hope you keep writing, I have found your stories to be extremely entertaining and very well written! I’m sorry to hear how the trolls have affected you, some people just like to tear others down. Ignore them, they are idiots. I once saw a review by one who complained that the character didn’t do that in the original story and went on to gripe and complain about it, it’s fanfiction, if nothing is different then it is just plagiarism. so i hope your doing better and look forward to seeing more from you!
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Anime & Comics · manny0101
You should be worried! Women never forgive or forget a slight, 3-6 years later out the blue they’ll say “Remember when?” Next thing you know you’re in a hospital bed wandering what the hell happened!
Seeing her cackle madly, I shot Cedric a worried look, while remembering her early promise of vengeance.
Book&Literature · Jmwells2003
Alls fair in love, war, and avoiding a pissed mother!
After meeting his wife's angry gaze he turned his dark eyes towards me, with the burning unspoken question appearing in his eyes, why would you do that to me, haven't I been a good dad? After meeting dad's reproachful eyes I felt a flash of guilt but consoled myself with the common knowledge that when meeting an angry momma bear you don't have to outrun her, you only have to beat the person next to you.
Book&Literature · Jmwells2003
Marshalling all his magic he yells out “truckkun I summon you! Target my father!” He then sadly adds “I will remember your sacrifice in order to save me from mother’s wrath !” The air is then filled with the squeal of tires, a meaty thump, and cries of pain. “Sorry father in face of mothers wrath it’s survival of the fittest.” He lamented .
I responded, "It was Dad's idea." As the word left my mouth and resonated throughout the room my father violently spat out the coffee he was drinking and lowered his magazine.
Book&Literature · Jmwells2003
It’s up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, select, start.
"Eyah. Eyah. Eyah. Eyah!" (Up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start!)
Reincarnated With The Strongest System
Fantasy · Elyon