PettyOfficer

PettyOfficer

male LV 6

Fighting life for a purpose I don’t understand. My words are as pointless as my struggle.

2018-04-30 Joined United States
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PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
1 years ago
Commented

Back pain aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
1 years ago
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I've the urge to say your mom's easy to use.

"Hm?" The man raised an eyebrow, but nodded nonetheless, "Yes, you indeed are!"

One Piece: White Hunter

One Piece: White Hunter

Anime & Comics · BravoBuds

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
2 years ago
Replied to marvi_463

Apology waiting to be accepted

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
2 years ago
Replied to marvi_463

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
2 years ago
Commented

I dunno why world building is so strange but dont question it. wonder which direction this coulda gone. slice of life? Domination? Escape and aDventure?

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
2 years ago
Commented

Wait until you see Bob Uchiha...

That man said, " You lot will be under my care, my name is Bob, and whatever I say will become the rules, unless if any higher-ups tell you anything, get it." surprised by both his deep voice and also he could speak fluent English, he looks somewhat like a dwarve you normally see in RPG games, except he has no long beard, he looks around 4 feet and has a huge war axe on his back.

Reborn As Armor

Reborn As Armor

Fantasy · TheLeeRock

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
2 years ago
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Armor, nonhuman

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
2 years ago
Commented

I know A long time passed, but Seems like there should be more development than this no?

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
2 years ago
Commented

Dude lives, praise be

PettyOfficer
PettyOfficer
2 years ago
Commented

Bubblestand? He’s just standing there... Menacingly!

Bubble blowing: SpongeBob can perform extraordinary moves with bubbles, most notably exhibited in "Bubblestand." It is considered along with jellyfishing as his and Patrick's favorite hobby.

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  • The NEET God original

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  • Journey to the Best original

    Journey to the Best

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  • Help! I laugh too easily and can’t stop being isekai’d! original

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  • I Am Righteous! (Dropped) original

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