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theonionjunktion
1 years ago
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hahahaha

"Are you an idiot or what? Believe me, if you weren't pumping blood to me, I would have chopped you into pieces, stir-fried you, and fed it to someone dog. And for apology, I would have made this guy offer his ass as a present to some LGBTQ plus... plus... plus guy." The brain threatened.

Master of Lust

Master of Lust

Urban · The_Lonely_Guy

theonionjunktion
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1 years ago
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that's actually how I pictured it

Before the crowd could discuss further, Will had already taken action. He raised the spear-like staff to the skies and activated another spell. A large burst of divine energy swirled and coalesced above Will's head. A form shifted in and out of existence as it materialized above Will. In an instant, the odd form finally congealed and revealed itself with a burst of divine aura that captivated the audience. An odd crown appeared on top of Will's head and melded into Hela's Dominion.

Solitary Sword Sovereign

Solitary Sword Sovereign

Urban · theonionjunktion

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1 years ago
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thank you for your support. honestly every time I see a comment from you I feel motivated .I hope you are enjoying the story so far

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1 years ago
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lol

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1 years ago
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thank you let me sort it out!

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1 years ago
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this made my day

She did not want to admit it, but Will was a worthy opponent, who had made it difficult for her to exhibit even 30% of her true power. She was also worried about the battles ahead so she had to hold back a certain degree. There were also many eyes watching, so she could not use the more secretive Frozen Asgard Arts. She was essentially fighting with an arm tied behind her back against an enemy who was a bad match for her.

Solitary Sword Sovereign

Solitary Sword Sovereign

Urban · theonionjunktion

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theonionjunktion
1 years ago
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Thanks for reading!

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1 years ago
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Thank you, I missed that :)

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1 years ago
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Thank you for reading!

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This comment has made my month. Thank you so much for enjoying my work 😭

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