Stealing is one of the best shortcut of life, be it stealing money, stealing lovers or maybe, talents.

"You!" Princess Lilliana looked way different from what she looked like before. Her eyes were wide and her nose were flared as she glared at Fang Lin with intense anger. 
"Why are you angry to me? You brought this upon by yourself." Fang Lin said dismissively. "If you did not force this sudden marriage to me, your Kingdom might have survived."
"!!!!!" Princess Lilliana's expression turned downcast as she mulled over Fang Lin's words. Fang Lin took this as an opportunity to give Xiao Ya the signal.
Princess Lilliana's body then froze as Xiao Ya forced her powers inside her. She trembled for a few minutes until her body relaxed. 
She tried to speak, but no words would come out of her mouth. She gave Xiao Ya a terrified look which served to make Xiao Ya's dominatrix tendencies to be slightly activated. 
Xiao Ya took a deep breath to calm herself down. She then gave Princess Lilliana a smile as she said,
"Your soul is now bound by a spell that I created. With this spell, everything you will say will be the truth."
"No!!!! Unhand me you b*tch!" Princess Lilliana suddenly bellowed to Xiao Ya. 
"Once I come out here, I will make sure I will find a way to make you my dog! I will make you my b*tch!"

"Damn! So that was what Princess Lilliana was actually thinking this whole time about Xiao Ya?" Fang Lin thought that if it was her normal state, Princess Lilliana will not say such thing.
But with the spell that Xiao Ya placed on her, Princess Lilliana had no choice but to say the truth deep in her heart.
Xiao Ya licked her lips, clearly amused by what Princess Lilliana said.
"You said I will be your b*tch? How depraved!"

"Pa pa pa!" Xiao Ya slapped Princess Lilliana once more, which made Fang Lin feel somewhat hot. Of course he will not admit that what he saw turned him on a little.
"Now that I have punished you for talking back to me, I think we should start with the questions." Xiao Ya cupped the princess' chin as she said,
"So, what are you?"
Princess Lilliana closed her mouth as she defiantly tried to not answer. But to her dismay, her mouth opened by its own and spoke the secret that she dreaded others might know.
"I am a System Practitioner."
"A system practitioner? What is that?" Xiao Ya's interest was immediately piqued by Princess Lilliana's answer. Even Fang Lin was interested, as he leaned forward to hear the conversation.
Princess Lilliana grimaced as she unwillingly told them what a System Practitioner was.
According to her, when she was born, a system interface was imprinted on her mind. 
This system interface showed all her basic stats like power, mana, agility and other stats in a numerical fashion. The growth of her stats was also shown accurately by the system.
That meant that if she cultivates a strength improving technique, her system will show her strength stat having the highest improvement. The same goes for other techniques.
But only she can see what was shown in the interface. 
Aside from this stat organizer, the system interface gave more benefits to Princess Lillian. 
First, the interface allows her to somewhat see the stats of anyone she met. Of course if she sees a person way stronger than her, she will not be able to see their stats.
Aside from the stats, she can also see the potential of a practitioner. This potential determines the raw talent of a practitioner. 
This potential ranges from F- up to SSS+, with F- being the lowest and SSS+ being the highest.
This allows Princess Lilliana to see practitioners with the best potential to be strong in the future. This was important, because of the last and the most important feature of her system.
Because the System Interface had taken over her body, she, like Wang Hao, will not be able to cultivate at all. 
The only way that she can get stronger was if she uses the 'Steal' feature on the System.
This 'Steal' feature allows Princes Lilliana to steal the techniques, power and ability of a cultivator entirely. Once stolen, it cannot be returned to the original owner.
What was broken about this feature was that Princess Lilliana can actually 'steal' from more than one practitioner!
All those cultivations that she stole will just be stored on her body, ready to be used when needed.
But of course, such heavenly-defying ability has some limitations. 
First, the cultivation stolen cannot be improved anymore. That meant that if it was stolen at 75% mana conversion, Princess Lilliana will not be able to increase it even to just 76%. 
This means that if Princess Lilliana wants to get stronger, she must seek higher cultivations to steal. 
The power of the cultivation that she can steal at the moment also has a limitation.
In Princess Lilliana's system interface, there was a measurement called 'Level'. This 'level' was represented by the 'experience points' that Princess Lilliana had.
The more 'experience points that she had, the higher her 'level' will be.
As for how she can increase her 'experience points' and 'level', Princess Lilliana had to do 'quests'.
These 'quests' were tasks given by the system to Princess Lilliana. They vary in difficulty and in complexity.
If she completes a quest, she will be given 'experience points' and additional rewards. If she fails, she will lose 'experience points' and might get some 'penalties'.

If she completes enough 'quests', her 'experience points' will increase which might increase her level too.
As for why her levels increases, it was because her level was vital on the stage of cultivation that she can steal.
Level 1-10 can allow her to steal a First Stage power. 
Level 11-20 will make Second Stage power available to her. 
This goes on until level 91-100 which makes Tenth Stage power on her grasp.
Currently, Princess Lilliana was level 19, which allows her to steal until peak Second Stage and half-step Third Stage power.
But even if she was at level 19, she cannot just go near a Second Stage Practitioner and just say 'steal.'
In order for Princess Lilliana to steal a person's cultivation, she must have a sexual activity with her target.
"Sexual activity?" Of course, Fang Lin, being the kind of person that he was, was immediately interested by that condition. 
"Does that mean you have to XoXo another person to steal their cultivation?"

"Exactly." Princess Lilliana replied rapidly.
"So you did it with Elissa to steal her cultivation?" Fang Lin asked as the image of the masked girl flashed across his mind.
"Of course I have to." Princess Lilliana said with a huff. "She was actually quite enthusiastic at that time. She shouted a lot, and moved a lot. Even I do not need to move during that night."
"Ok. Ok. Stop giving me that imagery." Fang Lin muttered as he averted his eyes. 
"Wait a minute…." Fang Lin's eyes flashed as he remembered that Elissa did not tell him about the fact that she XoXo'ed Princess Lilliana!
"That woman, did she not tell it to us because she was embarrassed? F**k! If she just told it to me earlier, my panic should have been lessened a lot!"
Fang Lin gritted his teeth as he thought of punishing that woman later.
Xiao Ya giggled slightly upon seeing this peeved Fang Lin. She then looked back at Princess Lilliana as she asked her,
"So your next target was Fang Lin?"
"Yes." Princess Lilliana replied immediately. "When I saw him, I was able to see his stats, but not his talent. I was intrigued by that, so I tried to be closer to him. But then, when he was near my house last night, my system was not able to see even his stats. I asked my system what happened, and it said that Fang Lin's cultivation must be stolen at all costs!"
Princess Lilliana then looked at Fang Lin with hunger on her eyes. From this, one can see that the truth spell Xiao Ya place can also show the genuine expressions of a person.
"It was then that I realized that this man is a goldmine. If I steal his cultivation, I might level up and reach level 20. So I contacted my father and concocted this marriage scheme."

"But as you can see, my scheme failed, and here I am, at the mercy of my supposedly victim." Princess Lilliana said as she drooped her head sadly. "Well I think that was also fine, because I can hardly stomach doing it with a male person!"
"So you are a lesbian then?" Fang Lin asked with a smile. Xiao Ya just sighed after hearing this as she gave Fang Lin a glare.
"Lesbian? No." Princess Lilliana shook her head as she replied,
"One reward that the system gave to me was for me to remember my past life. When I received the reward, I immediately used it to see my past life. As for my past life….. The past life that I had was of a male playboy."
"Ugh!" Fang Lin resisted the urge to gag as he realized he was now married to a genderbended person, and a playboy of all things!
"Don't worry, I do not plan on doing it with you." Princess Lilliana replied. 
"My system told me that you had a female body somewhere that you can bring here. So I decided that in our honeymoon, I will make your female body come here and XoXo with me. Hehehe, from what I heard, she's a real beauty…."
Princess Lilliana said this all while she was slightly drooling.
Fang Lin sighed, which was reciprocated by Xiao Ya.
Fang Lin felt slightly pissed that all this time, Princess Lilliana was actually aiming for Fang Yu and not him!
"This damn trap!"

There are 2 paths to achieve the peak of power, the Tenth Stage.

Gain the recognition of Laws and ascend as a God.

Or Cultivate thyself as an Immortal.

With his Master unparalleled in Energy Manipulation and Space-Time, watch as Fang Lin achieve both!!!



Burdened with a master that can shake cities and crush mountains, Fang Lin travels the realm, cleaning up after his master's messes!!!




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Puff!!
A young cultivator couldn't help but spit water out of his mouth.
The rest of the young cultivators, the girl in the red robe, and the old man were also shocked by Xu Que's words. All of them stared at Xu Que with wide eyes.
Over 9,000 Inferior Celestial Artifacts?
Has he lost his mind? You can't extort anyone in this way!
Over 9,000 Inferior Celestial Artifacts! How could the Steal Sect repay you? It is impossible for them to have so many Celestial Artifacts, let alone to repay you ten times over!
"Silly boy, what are you talking about?" The girl in the red robe stared at Xu Que. Then she turned to the old man and said, "My friend is too angry now. Please ignore his words. Just ask the one who stole from us before to meet us here. He knows what he has stolen!"
"OK! Please hold on for a moment! I will ask our leader to meet you immediately!" The old man thought Xu Que was kidding. He walked into the old house.
Then the girl in the red robe turned to Xu Que and said, shaking her head, "Silly boy, you are really joking! How could you say over 9,000 Inferior Celestial Artifacts were stolen? You can't extort them in this way!"
"Wait! Let me clarify something first! Stop calling me silly boy, my silly younger sister, OK? I am planning to make big trouble here! Just don't get involved!" Xu Que said with a thoughtful smile.
This Steal Sect hadn't attracted his interest before. When he found out that this sect didn't dare to provoke the rich and only targeted the poor, Xu Que was annoyed because he didn't like those who only bullied the kind and weak people. Normally, Xu Que was not such a chivalrous person who would get rid of evilness for the people. The only reason for him to punish the Steal Sect was that the Steal Sect had dared to target him. Apparently, he was a weak person to the Steal Sect! 
Xu Que was quite unhappy when he was looked down upon by Feng Lanwu and her maidservant. So he had decided to take a break in this place. But he didn't expect that he would be chosen as a target by the Steal Sect, which totally annoyed him.
This is totally outrageous! They have some nerve!
Could I accept it? Never!
So he decided to get together with these young cultivators and make a lot of trouble to let the Steal Sect know that he was not weak and nobody could afford to offend him easily!
"Hey, silly boy, what did you call me just now? How dare you call me silly younger sister? Don't you know I can beat you up for being too rude!" At this time, the girl in the red robe scolded Xu Que since she was a senior to him.
The rest of the young cultivators also looked at Xu Que in surprise. Apparently, what Xu Que had said had shocked them. Seeing their reaction, Xu Que figured out that the girl's identity must be extraordinary. However, he ignored it directly and said proudly, "You want to beat me up? Heh, heh, I didn't expect a little girl like you also likes bluffing. You've just reached the Initial Stage of the Human Celestial Stage. I am sure I can defeat all of you instantly!"
This time, what he said was true. When his wounds healed, he got a clear feeling that his strength had been enhanced remarkably. Now, he was only a step away from the Medium Stage of the Half-Celestial Stage. After a short secluded cultivation, he would definitely realize a breakthrough! Therefore, he was much more powerful than before. The girl in the red robe and the rest of the young cultivators couldn't rival him at all.
Snigger! "Silly boy, if you continue to act rudely like this, as your elder sister, I will really beat you up!" The girl in the red robe said with a smile. She even tried to pinch Xu Que's face with her hand.
"Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Stay away from me! You can't pinch my handsome face!" Xu Que shouted as he widened his eyes. Then, he stepped back to dodge the girl's hand.
The girl in the red robe frowned immediately, "Boo! You are so mean! I won't beat you up! Why are you so nervous? According to your bone age, I guess you are less than 100 years old! You are quite gifted to reach the Half-Celestial Stage at such a young age! How about this? In future, you will be my younger brother and call me elder sister! I'll protect you!"
Immediately, the young cultivators beside her changed their expressions and looked at Xu Que in an admiring and even envious way!
"What? You want to be my elder sister? Stop your daydreaming! You could only be my younger sister! Call me elder brother and I'll protect you in the future!" Xu Que said, shaking his head.
He knew this girl's identity was quite extraordinary. But he was not a nobody. If the mighty leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction had to seek shelter from a little girl, how could he maintain a foothold in this world? This was an unshakable bottom line!
"Silly boy, you are really cocky! Forget it, I won't force you to accept it if you don't want it, my younger brother!" The girl in the red robe said as she patted Xu Que's shoulders with generosity.
Xu Que said, "Then, thank you! My younger sister!"
"My younger brother, you should call me elder sister!" The girl in the red robe corrected.
"My younger sister, you should call me elder brother!" Xu Que said, shaking his head.
The girl in the red robe widened her eyes stubbornly, "My younger brother!"
Xu Que retorted overbearingly, "My younger sister!"
"My younger brother!"
"My younger sister!"
"My younger brother!"
"My younger sister!"
.....
They started to debate in such a naive way. The rest of the young cultivators were shocked by their conversation. They were surprised by Xu Que's boldness and also admired him because the girl in the red robe chose to forgive him after being treated rudely by him several times.
Squeak!
Just at this time, the door of the old house opened. Three figures walked out and interrupted the debate between Xu Que and the girl.
Turning around, they saw a shifty-eyed emaciated man and a graceful middle-aged man beside the white-haired old man they had seen before.
Xu Que recognized that the shifty-eyed man was the one who had bumped into him on the street. Apparently, the middle-aged man must be the leader of the Steal Sect's branch in this city.
"It is our great honor to have you here, my dear scholars. Who is your Master in the Litian Academy, please?" The middle-aged man asked the girl in the red robe with a smile. Although he was quite polite, he was not intimidated by these young cultivators.
As the leader of the thieves in this city, he tried to maintain his gravity. Although his branch could not rival the Litian Academy, it was impossible for him to be intimidated by several young scholars. However, he was dumbfounded the next moment.
The girl in the red robe said casually, "My father is Qin Xiangtian!"
"Wh...at? Dean...Qin? Is your father Dean Qin of the Litian Academy?"
The middle-aged man changed his expression abruptly. Then he said in shock, "So, you are...Qin Susu who ranks tenth on the Heavenly Tripod List, right?"
The girl in the red robe said with a faint smile, "Right! I am Qin Susu!"
.....


I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? 

Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf.
 
The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough!


Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit.

“Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!  

"Hehe…" Ma Laodan grimaced and spoke naively, "Police officer, let me be honest with you. I am just a wealthy second generation, who only knows how to splurge. As for the business, that is entirely my dad's endeavor. I really have no idea about it!"
"I don't even know where the warehouses are, as they are not related to me!" Ma Laodan pointed at his chest jokingly, then said, "The only thing I know is that Cui Lizhu is very big here. I have never seen any other girls within the league! She looks quite pretty, too!"
Ma Laodan lifted his head to look at Zhao Yu, then asked, "Police officer, why are you so interested in Cui Lizhu?"
"Hehe… Ba*tard!" Zhao Yu smiled and spat. Then, he asked with a poker face, "I'm asking you, do you know what Cui Lizhu stole?"
"I don't know. I only know that, after she stole whatever it was, it seems that everyone is now looking for her! So, I reckon that she probably stole something very valuable." What Ma Laodan said was identical to Pang Yong's testimony. It seemed that Cui Lizhu really had stolen something from Liu Yu's safe box.
"Then, do you know where to look for her?" Zhao Yu asked again.
"I don't know! After that incident, it seemed like my dad was looking for her too! Unfortunately, as my dad was searching for her, he went missing as well!" Ma Laodan pouted and said, "However, if Miss Cui really stole something priceless, I'm afraid she has already fled. That girl is a smartas*, so if she were to really go into hiding, only the really great ones could manage to find her!"
"Then… If…" Zhao Yu weighed his words carefully, then asked probingly, "What if the things that she stole weren't valuable? From what I know, after Cui Lizhu broke open the safe box, she then snuck into the mental hospital to steal medicine! If she really stole things of great value, then why would she bother to steal medicine?"
"What? Steal medicine? Mental hospital?" Ma Laodan was shocked and confused. "D*mn, what's wrong with Cui Lizhu? Is she going insane? I only heard of people stealing from the central hospital, but they are even stealing from mental hospitals now?"
"The weird thing was," Zhao Yu creased his eyebrows and said, "The mental hospital said that there wasn't any missing medicine! So, you tell me, what is going on?"
"Oh, that… hehe…" Ma Laodan replied without hesitation, "That's right! She did not go there to steal medicine, but to sell off her stolen loot! There are doctors there that purchase her goods at a high price."
Huh?
Zhao Yu was shocked for a moment, but he then understood.
Oh…
If Cui Lizhu were going to the mental hospital not to steal medicines, but to sell them… Everything seems to make sense.
Try to imagine... Cui Lizhu stole the things from Liu Yu's safe box. She thought they were priceless items, but in the end, she had stolen a bunch of medicine.
In order to change the medicine into money, she sold it to the doctors in the mental hospital.
But… The, why did she steal the medicine back again?
Was it because… After she sold the medicine, she heard some news that made her realize that the medicine might have other value? So, she took the risk to sneak into the mental hospital to steal it back?
Then, that would explain why she descended from the sky at the mental hospital in the middle of the night!
And, if it were to be so, it could also shed light on another issue. That batch of medicine wasn't any simple, ordinary medicine!
Zhao Yu felt that Cui Lizhu and the medicine was very likely related to the hidden murderer behind the Hasty Murder Case!
"Cui Lizhu is definitely in great trouble, hehe…" Ma Laodan laughed. "Now that everyone is after her, it will be difficult for her to flee!"
Zhao Yu agreed. The reason why Cui Lizhu took the risk and stole the medicine from the hotel was definitely to exchange the medicine for something with a higher value. Then, whoever wanted to make a deal with her, would most likely be related to the Hasty Murder Case!
However, the Second Master that disappeared, what role did he play in all of this?
Then, he asked Ma Laodan again, "Now, tell me, what's going on with your dad? When did he disappear?"
Ma Laodan said, "About three days ago, my dad brought a bunch of people to look for Cui Lizhu, but somehow, my dad ending up disappearing during the search! There has yet to be any news regarding his whereabouts."
"First, Cui Lizhu stole something. Then, your dad disappeared. Then, the warehouse was cleared out. Then…" Zhao Yu asked again, "The He Sheng Credit kidnapping...How do you explain this?"
"The warehouse was cleared out by the police, and there was He Sheng Credit's stock inside that warehouse!" Ma Laodan pouted, "My dad disappeared, so they were worried that we were playing tricks on them, attempting to steal their stocks. So, they captured me for ransom, I suppose."
"Are you sure that those people are from He Sheng Credit?" Zhao Yu asked.
"I'm sure. I recognized many familiar faces. Some I have even drank with before!" Ma Laodan said in disdain. "But, there's obviously no place for sentiment in their hearts. Those ba*tards even took advantage of my girlfriend as they tied us up! I'm so angry just thinking about it. However, thank you police officer for your extraordinary courage in rescuing us! Otherwise, I would not even be breathing…"
Nonsense, Zhao Yu thought in his heart...
If I didn't get to at least grope your girlfriend's body as well, I would be the one who would be miffed!
Zhao Yu smiled cooly and laid his cards on the table, "Son, how dare you say you are not involved in the thieving business? From what I see, you are right in the thick of it! How about this, as you hardly come to visit the police station, why don't you just stay put and continue to chat with us?!"
Ma Laodan realized then that he had been fooled by Zhao Yu. He quickly knelt before Zhao Yu and said, "Police officer, I am a good citizen, a great citizen even! What I said earlier was just… I merely hear news from the others. I have never done anything illegal myself. Plus, you saw my girlfriend and I naked and tied up! We are the real victims…"
Then, Ma Laodan even shed tears, while snot ran from his nose.
F*ck!
Zhao Yu quickly ran away and offered a reasonable suggestion, "If you can find Cui Lizhu for me, I will consider letting you off the hook!"
"Cui Lizhu? Mm…" Ma Laodan creased his eyebrows. "Police officer, I will try my best to help you look for her, but I can't guarantee anything!"
Zhao Yu shook his head and said, "You are not a silly man, so why can't you understand? If we find Cui Lizhu, you will most likely would find your dad! So, it would behoove you to cooperate!"
"Huh? He… You think they are together? How is that possible?" Ma Laodan asked. "Police officer, don't misunderstand them. Although my dad sees Cui Lizhu as his own daughter, they definitely don't have anything going on between them, at least not like that! Cui Lizhu would never be my step mom…"
"Motherf*cker!" Zhao Yu scolded and roared in rage, "Where the h*ll is your d*mn brain, man? How can you think even filthier thoughts than me?!"


A little ruffian who fought recklessly without any morals and bottomline accidentally time-traveled to parallel space and became a Key Case Investigation Team agent. The huge change in identity had him creating chaos in the police station. However, a strange miracle system helped him repeatedly solve mysterious cases, turning him into an impudent ruffian detective!

Matt: It is Kai, right?

Kai: Yes my name is Kai. I have seen you around just chilling.

Matt: I think I have something of use to you.

Kai: What?

Matt: I'll keep in touch.

Matt walks off. Kai goes to the main church room where the news is playing.

Reporter: The judge found Chris Carnage guilty for the murder of Mr. and Ms.adara after a long trial. 

The news shows mugshots of Chris Carnage.

Kai: That's not the worker.

Reporter: The murderer actually worked for them before he killed them. It just goes to show that you can't trust anyone.

Kai: That's not the worker! They got the wrong guy.

Kai runs out of the church.

Priest: Kai, slow down!

Kai runs out of the church ignoring the priest. Then Matt just smiles as he hears Kai running. 

Matt: You're on the road to success, my friend. The road to success.

Kai runs all the way to the police station. Then he sees Detective Steel and runs up to him.

Kai: *heavy breathing* D-Detective S-Steal!

Detective Steal: Oh Kai, wassup?

Kai: You got the wrong guy. That isn't the worker.

Detective Steal: I know.

Kai: Then why did you arrest him?

Detective Steal: I have been trying to get Chris Carnage for a while. Now that case being closed set me up for a good retirement.

Kai: I thought you were a good guy!

Detective Steal: People aren't good. People are selfish. You're in real life, kid. Grow up before you get left behind.

Detective Steal goes back to doing paperwork, and Kai walks back to the church.

Kai(in head): Not everyone is selfish. I am going to avenge my parents. I am going to find their killer. 

Matt: Hello Kai. You look different.

Kai: You just saw me not that long ago.

Matt: You look like you have learned something. Maybe I have a new life goal.

Kai stares at Matt for a second.

Kai: Y-yeah. 

Kai leaves to go to his room.

Kai: I just can't believe that the police are so corrupt.

Kai rolls over.

Kai: damn.

1 year later it was 2010. Matt has been hanging around with this old man, and now the old man had disappeared. Until today Kai woke up to a blind man.

???: Do you know my name?

Kai: No…

???: Well good, but I think I am the one Matt told you had something you wanted. 

Kai: He said that, like, a year ago!

???: The promise of dreams can take a while. So, will you be coming with me?

Kai: I have been through enough in my life to know I can't trust you.

???: You don't have to trust me. You only have to come with me.

Kai: I'll give you one day.

???: You aren't giving me anything. I don't have to listen to anyone. Me asking was just to know whether or not I was going to have to force you to come with me.

Kai: 1 day.

???: Stop fucking complaining.

They start walking down the street. Then eventually they get to a gym. They go in, and put on boxing gloves.

Kai: How are you gonna teach me how to fight?

???: You think a blind man can't fight?

Kai: Yes!

???: Well then let me show you how it's done. Try and punch me.

Kai: Alright.

Kai walks over to the man, and goes in for a punch. The man grabs his arm. Then the grabbed arm behind his back, and spins Kai around. So that he can't do anything.

Kai: How'd you?

???: For one, call me Stick. Now, how about I teach you a few tricks.

Kai just looks at Stick in amazement.

This is a story of a kid who started as the son of drug dealers. That didn't last to long with his parents deaths happening early in his life. Kai goes through life dealing with death, and learning from those deaths. Life is a cold place, and Kai is trying to survive through it. Even if it means becoming a superhero. (Story gets a new chapter every Friday)

P.s I don't use only original characters. I use characters from marvel (Daredevil/stick) and dc(Oliver, Laurel, Slade). I also use some anime characters. All these character may be different from their original versions because we are in this new universe (my universe aka the new 62), and not the regular continuity. 

- The art for the cover belongs to JJMK-JJMK.

-This story was made by Jonathan carpenter

"Hey, Haru come with me for a second." The father, Satou told me. 

"Okay!" I said, running over to him.

"Want me to teach you some skills?" He said, smirking. 

"Yes sir." I said, ready. 

"Okay, this one's called 'Steal'." He said. "Hey Megumin, can you come here for a second?" 

"Yeah, I'll be right there." 

She then came out, Satou shouted, "Steal!!!!" The next thing I knew, he had panties in his hand. 

Megumin screamed in discomfort, "No matter how many years we've been married, I still can't find out when you're gonna steal my panties!" 

I stood there in shock, "How can I do that?" I said, eager. 

"Ah, get your card that you got at the Guild Hall." 

"Okay," I said, getting the card out. 

"Now you see those skills that say, 'Steal', 'Foresight', and 'Second-Vision'?" 

"Yes, I do." I responded. 

He then told me to click on a thing on the top right of the card, I felt my genes change right there and then.l

"Feel good, right?" He asked. 

"Y..yeah, it does!" I responded, eager to feel that feeling again. 

"Now that I've taught you some of my neat tricks, tell me, where did you come from?" He asked, suddenly getting serious. 

"Um..." I muttered out aloud. "I...I am from a place called Japan..."

"Wait...you're Japanese too?!" He said in surprise.

"Yeah. Wait, are you from there as well?" I asked, hoping there's be someone that came to this world as well.

"Yeah, I've been here for a good amount of time. I defeated the first Demon Lord, and wished for all of the party members I had to live a graceful and peaceful life." He paused for a good amount of time after that, then a tear ran down his eye. "Damn, didn't know talking about memories could get me so emotional. Say, did you meet a girl with blue hair?"

A girl with blue hair? Wait, is he talking about that girl that sent me down here? 

"Yeah, she is the one who sent me down here." 

"I brought her down here with me, as my special power. Let's just say, she was a useless Goddess for a good amount of time. Aqua never was useful until the parts where she looked like the main heroine." 

Wow. It really did sound like a useless power to bring with you. 

Then out of nowhere, "What ability did you bring with you?" 

"Oh, an ability were I can shoot out cursed magic, it affects me to. I have to be careful when using it."

"Sounds like a pretty good ability. The bad thing is; terrible for everything else."

We both chatted for a little longer. 

"Okay, now that your ready, use Steal!"

"Yes sir," I raised my hand. "Steaallllll!" I shouted, next thing I knew, I had a bag of coins in my hand.

"Great! Your first catch was actually money." 

I was confused by that, but before I could say anything, Satou and I went back inside his house. 

It soon turned dark. We ate then headed to be, except, why is Kura sleeping beside me?!

After the defeat of the Demon King, Kazuma and Megumin got married, but the rest of his crew were never seen together again. Soon enough, fifteen years later, a new Demon Lord rose to take the spot. Now Aqua - now back in Heaven - has to recruit more humans from Earth to defeat the Lord. This is where we meet our main character.

This fanfic will contain explicit content. Be warned.

NOTE: I do not own Konosuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! I give all credit to Natsume Akatsuki and all of his writing talents. 

All the characters used in this fanfic will be in the current light novels, anime, and manga (some based on my own character design).

Storyline mostly correlates with the light novel series. If you see moments in here that don't work out with the anime or manga, read the light novel.

'Fuck' thoughts
"Phuck" Speech
Timeskip //* time skips
AN Athors note
ANE Authors note End
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[Ishtar 5⭐️][Heracles 4⭐️][Hans 2⭐️]
[Jaguar Man 3⭐️][Euryale 3⭐️][Divine Banquet 4⭐️][Black Grail 5⭐️][Arash 1⭐️][Kiyohime 3⭐️]
Time Skip 6 years
Being a baby is terrible try having an adults mind inside a baby i almost went crazy. I found out that you can talk to servants in your mind. There's also a gift by the system for your birthday its was mostly Sp and SQ So i bought [Magecraft] from the [Shop] and try to check my origin,element,and the amount and quality of my magic circuits. i found out that my origin is Outsider and element is Outsider must be because im not originaly from this world and my Magic circuits are B rank quality and 46 the quantity of prana i can use at max is 4600 most of my time is taken by acting like a child and practicing [Magecraft] at night so when i finally figure out how to trace without buying from the system i only need to see some NP's and i can copy them perfectly No rank regression like i copy some thing that was A it becomes B i have been doing quests for SQ until now i have finally gotten 30 SQ needed to summon
So Wish me luck Readers' AN Fuck the 4th wall is cracking we need some ductape ANE
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[Gacha]
(Agartha Banner Pickup Summon 1)
(Agartha Banner Pickup Summon 2)
(FP Summon 10x free daily)
After the 4th wall fixed I press the 10x summon full of despair knowing my luck its was gonna be full of items and shinji's 
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Timeskip // One year later
[User has unlocked Events]
[Quest : Win the Fuyuki Singularity War]
[Rewards 300SQ Holy Grail x1 Rare Prism x1
NP Upgrade]
'It has been a year since i unlocked the events
I have been preparing for the war i found out the items that i projected dont disappear Most of my Servants have been leveled up to the max The ce have been used to feed the servants like Extremly Spicy Mapo Tofu I summoned 7 servants to act as a faction to fight in the 5th grail war'
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'Todays the day i go to a Murder/Death/Kill
I have brought Ishtar(Archer) and Heracles for trolling Rin, llya and especially Gil, Emiya (assassin) for trolling Archer and Hans for The caster slot Suzuka gozen for the saber slot Sakata Kintoki(Rider) for the rider slot and Duo class Cu being a fusion of Cu (Caster and Cu (Lancer) i have spent most of my time planning on how to steal shirous waifus without ploy armour getting in the way i have found out Outsider is really OP Nothing can detect me so Gaia does not degrade or rank down my spells i can only go to Grand servant rank before i get detected by Alaya or Gaia so i have to get all the true magic to defeat and gain more SQ for the gacha 
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Day 1 of the War
'I have been stalking all the masters using familiars Shirou has not summoned saber yet so maybe i can steal a slot to summon I [Installed] Kid gil to use his treasury to find an item related to King hassan or ozymadais if i cant find anything in kid gil Gate I'l Steal Avalon fron shirou to get a Saberface use her to summon another Saberface mostly Mysterious Heroine X if assassin slot is not used yet'
Pov Change 3rd
Ritsuka saw Shirou Running away from lancer 
"Its time to steal avalon"Ritsuka Said as He used [Presence Concealment] to go steal avalon after shirou got stabbed in the heart 'its a good thing i distracted rin by siccing Assassin on them it should keep them busy' thought Ritsuka as he was plunging his hand in Shirou's body 'Found it back to base' thought Ritsuka as he was preparing to head back
Pov Change 1st
'As I was preparing the summoning ritual for Artoria and another for Mysterious Heroine X'
Ishtar came through the door and called out to me "Master we should kill the lookalike she slanders my good looks and beautiful body for being an evil witch and many rumors like she gets gangbanged by someone called Curay something like that we should kill her now Please?"
'Well plot has derailed already by being here why not more and how the fuck Kirei manage to get some people to gangbang Rin Must be from favors he collected'
 "Ishtar we will not kill her until we find Sakura and force the HF route to happen so we can summon Angra for the Avenger class"
"Master Why not now we can just do whatever you just said rite?"
'It was getting annoying i cant alert Zouken and Kirei by killing her now because Zouken will summon and Kirei will try to find more "Joy"'
"We cant alert anybody if we killed a master on the first day"
Emiya Assassin showed up and he told me Archer is eliminated
"Well 5 left or 4 if we steal a slot"
"Silver and iron to the origin. Gem and the archduke of contracts to the cornerstone"
The System Helps me chant
"The alighted wind becomes a wall. The gates in the four directions close, coming from the crown, the three-forked road that leads to the kingdom circulate.
 Shut (fill). Shut (fill). Shut (fill). Shut (fill). Shut (fill).
 Repeat every five times.
 Simply, shatter once filled.
 ――――I announce. 
 Your self is under me, my fate(doom) is in your sword. 
 In accordance with the approach of the Holy Grail, if you abide by this feeling, this reason, then answer.
 Here is my oath. I am the one who becomes all the good of the world of the dead, I am the one who lays out all the evil of the world of the dead.
 You, seven heavens clad in three words of power, arrive from the ring of deterrence, O keeper of the balance ―――! And a bunch of smoke appeared

'How did i come to this world?
Don't you want to know?
Well Then Lets enjoy My Rise after i roll this 10 pull' "Fuck all i got were CE's!" 



An
I'm New to writing this is just testing my grammar
Release rate:1000 words a week
Tags:Dunno how to write,Shitty Grammar at least i wont mix up he or she,No lewds cant write them,i down own anything except oc or some shit,lots of swearing,and i dont own the picture,If this has not been updated for 2 months this means i forgot about this or i just got bored.

After the attack on USJ things pretty much went the same as the original timeline but I couldn't really take note of it as the Sports Festival was coming up soon and STATUS basically has a mission function now as it gave me another mission.

1 Day Before

(Loading.... Loading.... *DING* If you find a time to reveal All For One's existence and revealing what a danger he is to society not only will you be able to kill him easier but you will also have a choice of 1 out of these 3 abilities to help you: Steal: Allows you to steal ONE quirk from someone or something but they must be alive and if they are not willing then they must be seriously injured.Redirection: Allows you to redirect the force of an attack to decrease the damage dealt to you.Prediction: Allows you to predict attack of the opponent to some degree.)

Back to the present

 'That isn't even a choice really it's so obvious which one is the best.It's steal by far.Obviously in normal circumstances it wouldn't but with such a fat cow like All For One with so many quirks I would have many options that could trump prediction or redirection.As although prediction if trained to a high level could be really strong currently I need immediate power not power for later.The only thing bad about steal is that I can only steal one quirk but it makes sense because if I could steal multiple then even with out All For One steal would be better and if it allowed me unlimited steals then it would basically be All For One at that point.' I thought while getting ready for school.

Today Aizawa announced we would have the Sports Festival in two weeks which I didn't really care about as I already knew the Sports Festival was soon approaching but everyone else in the class room was excited.

2 Weeks Later.

The day finally arrived.Today was the day of the U.A Sports Festival.I got dressed and headed to school.When I arrived we were taken to the area where the first event would be held.Midnight explained the first event quickly it was the same event as the original the Obstacle race.'Ga this is so annoying I don't do well in these things.I'am just going to try for first place so I don't have to do anything much in the cavalry race.I'll basically copy Izuku's strategy but obviously do it before him and at a faster pace."

And so the race began.I started running and after a bit Shoto tried to freeze everyone so I lit my hand on fire jumped and smacked it down on the ground at an angle directing the heat forward.The path in font of me instantly had the ice melt.

I continued to run I was around 5th place but it didn't matter for now what really mattered was when we got to the mine field.

After a bit the robots finally showed themselves and Shoto froze one of them with a big ice spike.'He's always so flashy can't he just be a bit more discreet sometimes.' I thought while running and picking up a big piece of metal that had an nifty handle and could cover my whole body.

Although I was one of the first ones increasing the pressure on my self from the robots it was actually quite easy to dodge them.So that's what I did till the tightrope I had to cross.I tied the metal to my self and then ninja style I ran across the tightrope.It was actually considerably easy due to all the balance training I had been doing.

Once I had reached the other side I was already third place.So I waited a bit till more people came then when I was about 25th 26th I started my plan.Izuku this time didn't do this he just ran across the minefield.'It seems the evolution to One For All allowed him to grasp Full Cowling much more easily.' I thought while I saw him jump around the mine field.Not only him but there was also Tenya running across it,Eijiro charging through it,Shoto freezing everything in sight and Katsuki blasting through.

But what they didn't know was all was futile as I had just finished my plan.Using the metal plate as a shield I jumped on the mines and blasted through the air. 

"WTF!"
"WHO IS THAT!"
"WHAT IS GOING ON!"

Sadly I wasn't that mysterious as the people from Class 1-A immediately recognized me and one of those idiots  shouted out "Oi isn't that Shin?"

Jeez it became a mess everyone was asking who I was and stuff but what made it worse was that I was about to land and the other 5 weren't far behind (Katsuki,Izuku,Shoto,Tenya,Eijiro) so I twisted in mid-air and threw the metal plate at them.

When I land I rolled back to disperse the force posed for a second then turned around and started running away while forming a freezing hell sphere in my hand while shouting "You know they may call us the 6 King of Class 1-A but I,AM THE TRUE KING!" after uttering that sentence I immediately threw the sphere in the air shouting "Burning Heaven Sphere!" and as soon as it was above them and the mine field I turned around saying "Heaven's Destruction!" the sphere exploded spewing flames everywhere exploding the whole minefield and stopping the five other kings in their tracks as they tried to defend themselves from the flames.

I proceeded to walk to the arena.Everyone who watched this scene was shocked beyond words but I added "OOF!I'am tired although that didn't take to much energy I still need to conserve some for the Cavalry battle as a deterrent."I entered the arena and sat down to rest.

Back at the mine field no-one was seriously injured as the majority of the flames were aimed at the 5 other kings to keep them occupied and the flames that landed at the minefield were aimed to hit places with out many people and simultaneously start a chain reaction all across the field.The heroes were impressed at my "precision" but really 60% of it was me aiming the other 40% was luck as I only aimed in the general direction and not all the mines exploded sadly.It would have been more fun if I got a clean sweep.

James died and he got the chance to reincarnate into the world of his choice.Follow his adventures in the world of MY HERO ACADEMIA!!!!!!!!! 

Disclaimer: I have only watched the anime and have not read the manga.Also this is my first book ever.(unless you count essays for school).I do not own the picture used as the cover.

"Oh ...oh god I can't.... believe It I..... just killed someone.....I feel so disgusted and disturbed but.....why do I feel so empty its like.....It feels like I'm not even sorry for what I've just done." said Leo as he was still holding the bloody dagger

"Ok deep breath...deep breath Leo, you've already known that this was going to happen one day, but I didn't think It would be this early." said Leo as he tries to calm himself down

"Well... I guess I'm just gonna have to suck it all up and continue what I was doing." said Leo as he was still shaken by his action

"Wait, where did that woman go, did she just leave me behind with this dude to die. Ah goddamnit this is what I get for helping someone who I don't even know." whispered Leo as he was scratching his hair

"Whatever, what she does after this doesn't concern me, all I care is about the quest and speaking about it, I should probably see what this dude even have" said Leo as he approaches and loots the deceased body of the bandit

Acquired 900 beli
Acquired 4 dagger

"Nothing much but I'll take it, I can probably sell these dagger and convert these beli into SP." said Leo after he finishes looting the bandit

"Now I should get the hell out of this place before someone finds me and mistakes me as a killer." said Leo as he immediately runs out of the alley

3rd Pov
After Leo got out of the alleyway he makes a plan to get out of Goa Kingdom and goes to MT. Colubo considering that he got nothing to do there and wants to find a place where he can rest and train

 A few minutes later he finally found a huge gate that leads to gray terminal, unfortunately for our protagnist, there were guards guarding the gate so he had to find a way to go over the gate.

Fortunately for him though he found a hole that he can crawl through and so he did that and continues running to MT.Colubo

After for what felt like hours he finally founds the place that he was searching for

Leo Pov
"Oh....huff.... god that was..huff.. tiring, but on the plus side my agility and endurance did go up 2 times." thought Leo as he is resting at a nearby tree

"Well at least I got here in time and that's what important." thought Leo

"Oh shit I just realised It's already night time, well damn I didn't even think that it would be this far." said Leo as he gets up

"For now I should find a safe place to go to sleep, Il test out the system powers tomorrow, but for now I'm goddamn tired and sleepy." said Leo

I go into the forest and climb a tree so that I can sleep in one of the branches

"Jeez I sure as hell hope that I don't fall while I'm sleeping here." said Leo as he immediately goes to sleep

Next day
After I woke from my sleep, I immediately find a place where I can train my newfound powers

"Ok there system lets see what you have in store for me, but first I should probably sell all these stuff that I loot"thought Leo

[Sold 4 daggers acquired 700 SP]

[Converted 900 beli-SP]

System points=2750

"2750 SP huh not bad, now let see if these works Observe." said Leo

Plant
Desc=It is just a plant

"Yes I knew it would work, now since that's out of the way, I'm gonna do some basic training like let's start with 50 push-ups,50 sit-ups and 50 squats." said Leo as he starts training

Half an hour later
"Huff...huff....huff....okay I got a bit tired there, but damn just how did Saitama do all these trainings for three years, and I haven't even done the running yet." said Leo with a tired expression

[Ding! Strength has levelled up 3x]

[Ding! Endurance has levelled up 3x]

[Ding! Agility has levelled up 3x]

"Well then since that's over I should probably go back to Goa Kingdom just so that I can steal some money from those rich bastards" said Leo as he starts going back to the Goa Kingdom

[Ding you have completed a quest]
Daily quest
Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups and squats in a day
Reward:500 SP

[Ding! You have received a new quest]
Daily quest
Steal beli from 15 people in a day
Reward:500 SP

"Huh not only did I just completed a daily quest, but I also gain another one, nice" said Leo as he is exiting the forest

"You know now that I think about, I noticed that I never get to encounter any animals in the forest since I got here." thought Leo

"Hmmm must have been because that I haven't actually explored the forest deep enough, oh well guess I'll just do that in another time." said Leo

Half an hour later
"Well now that was kinda fast compared yesterday, must have been because my stats went up." thought Leo

"Well now since I'm here I should probably start stealing beli now or if I'm lucky I may able to steal something else that's valuable".thought Leo

"Now how am I gonna do this should I sneak up on them and steal their money or I could 'accidentally' bump into them and steal their money while they're distracted." thought Leo

"I'm just gonna pick the first option just because its way easier and safer to do it." thought Leo as he proceeded to do his job

A few hours later
[Ding! You have completed the daily quest]
Reward:500SP

"HA HA HA HA HA that went very well, those poor bastards didn't even know that I just stole their money until it was too late, hell I was even able to steal jewellery from one of those people" thought Leo

"Overall let's just say right now I have probably around 124k beli and I'm gonna convert all of these into SP.," thought Leo

"I mean I can still continue doing what I'm doing but I think that enough just for today and I also got a new skill out of it, "thought Leo

Steal
Desc: You can steal from people easily without getting noticed.10% would go unnoticed while stealing

Sneak levelled up 2x

"Well then I'm probably just gonna rinse and repeat this shit every day until something interesting happens or I have enough SP to buy something from the shop".thought Leo

"Well now I should probably not waste any of my time, I'm going back to the forest to train." said Leo as he started running back to the forest.

A 16-year-old shut-in teen by the name of Leo died due to heart disease and he somehow got transmigrated into a 10-year-old kid's body.Now join him as he explores the One-piece world.

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