All Hail our one and only...Potato God of Time and Space...he who saves us all...he who gave us Potatoes to eat...Potatato forever...Im Drunk please help me...

A Potato drifting within Time and Space...


A Potato...yes indeed it is a Potato but not a normal one at that lol...Infinity Stones?White Lantern rings?The miracle machine?Super Dragon Ball?lol! my Potato Of Time and Space will Rekt me all!The One and Only Legendary Potato!Watch how this Potato go to different worlds and Became the Omega Potato God!Lel...dafaq am I saying pls end my life...

Before I tell you my current situation...I'm going to tell you my story...

I was born in 2005...at New York and something else I forgot...but here my broth story...1 second of life my mother died from giving birth to me...1 day my father abandon me because he thinks I'm the cause of my mother death...but one thing I can fucking say for sure it his good damn fault! I mean my mother at that time was just 9 years old! 9 mother fucking years old! And my father at that time was 38! Wtf why would you I'm impregnated a 9 years old! I know you fall in love and that when you first met her on a wealthy party or something like that but you kidding me!? Are your lust this big? And yeah...I got sent to an orphan center at the age of 3...and no one adopted me...when I'm at the age of 15 the orphan center kicked me out...because they say I'm too big for them to feed on...but there are others that are older than me...I guess it because my father somehow bride them with money...


At the age of 18...I later went to the countryside and began to farm and later beaming a potato farmer...yes I farm potatoes...you got a problem with that! I mean without us, the potato farmers! You guys wouldn't even get to eat potato chips and French fries! But at the age of 27...I suddenly got affect by some kind of myth illness thing...the legendary potato God poison...and yeah I died within 1 hour...with no pain and other negative effects...yea...I guess that consider fair I mean I died with no pain and even though I died...I died with no regrets after all I mean my life is terrible here well fuck this shit I'm going to tell you all my true feelings well...here is my true God damn feelings so listen closely...


*middle finger*


Fuck potatoes, fuck potato farmers, fuck my rich-ass father, and most of all fuck my life!


*R.I.P*


*Heres lies Xiao Zhao who died from his own job*


*He dies with no regrets*


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God place...


Xiao Zhao "Mmm? I thought I died from the 'legendary potato god poison' or is it just a dream...because there is nothing here beside the white room of nothing..."


As Xiao Zhao, look around a ball of light appeared in front of him. Xiao Zhao cover his eyes with his hands until the bright light disappeared slowly which reveal a average looking middle age man with silver eyes pupil, silver with some white mixed color hair, and he is also wearing a normal but pleasant white suit.


Xiao Zhao "Who...are...you?"


A mysterious man who currently seem to like white "Me? Well I'm god of course,"


Xiao Zhao "God? So this is heaven? So I really died from the 'legendary potato God poison' ."


*Sigh*


Xiao Zhao "So want do you want? Lemme guess? Sent me to heaven? Hell? Or somewhere where the dead 'really'go?"


The man who seen to be called 'God' "Nonono! You misunderstood me! I don't want anything from you(God: Not to mention you are basically poor anyway...and nothing to offer to me because I can do anything I want...well let go back to business...)! All I want to give you is another life."


Xiao Zhao "Why?"


The God "Well, you see when I was eating my jelly frost donut with coffee I accidentally spill the coffee...on the destiny and fate papers...well I mean there I only spill on yours because I finish the others...well let not talk about why I left yours alone...so I throw it away and try to remake it...but oh well I forgot your name too...because I haven't seen your name on the destiny and fate paper yet...which end up messing your destiny..."


Xiao Zhao "Wait hold it for a second!"


The God "Yes?"


Xiao Zhao "Let get this straight...you mess up my destiny and fate by spilling your coffee into it?"


The God "Yea so?"


Xiao Zhao "Why can't you reverse time? Or recreate one, after all, you god aren't you?"


The God "Yea about that the destiny and fate paper can't be created by me it created out when a life like was created...and the time thing? Who do you think I am? The God of time? And oh...I have goldfish memory...so I forgot all about that incident."


Xiao Zhao "Then how did you know that I'm the one with his destiny and fate being ruin by a coffee?"


The God "Well about that you seeeee..."


The God eyes went into his left.


Xiao Zhao follow the god vision


List of Ruin Destiny


#1= Xiao Zhao: Destiny and fate ruined by a coffee spill.


Xiao Zhao "..."


Xiao Zhao "Why am I the only one in the list..."


The God "Because you the first one to have his destiny and fate to be ruined."


Xiao Zhao "..."


The God "So you wanna have a second life?"


Xiao Zhao "Alright..."


The God "Alright!"


Xiao Zhao "But first...but my second life going to be like...am I going to be human? Or an animal?"


The God "Nah it a cultivation world so no it doesn't  matter(Because beast can cultivate and forms human body) and you going to be something (God Smirk) very 'interesting'."


Xiao Zhao feels his danger instincts is tingling.


Xiao Zhao "What do you mea-."


Our poor protagonist Xiao Zhao never get to finish his sentence as he disappears in a blink of an eye...


The God "Oh btw fellow readers...yes I can see you...because I'm god...well I'm going to tell you something that Xiao Zhao will never know...I can do all of those things that he says earlier(The time reversal thing...and memory thing, and others :3 )


The God "Well I'm out so see ya later! I hope to see you guys again!"


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In Cultivation World...And also Blue Sky Continent...Also...The capital city of Blue Sky Empire...Blue Sky City...lol...in the commoner area...


What-where am I? Oh I forgot reincarnation...wait what dafaq kind of situation is this? 
Xiao Zhao could see clearly that 3 kids who each seem to be 7 or 8 years old we're wearing common clothing of seem to be the style of the cultivation world? And they were also kicking him around...Wait could this be one of those situations where I am the abandon young master who have no talent? But later on, I unlock my hidden potential and was given a golden finger? Wait...a second...something seem odd here...


Xiao Zhao felt something was a wrong because how we're the kids at their age seem to possess the power to kick him around so easily and not to mention he felt no pain...wait no pain? Seeing this was extremely off about this he look at himself and the moment he saw his appearance he want to kill himself...because right now he is a lump piece of some kind of metal piece with burned and broken parts...but one thing for sure he was right about abandon as he was an abandoned piece to some sort of blacksmith...yep you got to right folks...2 life...2 similar beginnings...abandon...heehee...


Xiao Zhao roar loudly "Fuckkk yo, ugod! When this daddy became pp in this world and I became a God too somehow I will go back to my world and ***********!"...but no one can hear him...


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Afterward back on earth...in God place...


The God was sleeping in a King size bed with white everything...


"Achoo!" the God sneeze...which wakes him up...


The God muttered "Mmm? Did someone talk behind my back? But I'm pretty sure I did my job right and equal...must be my imagination." and he later went back to sleep...


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Meanwhile back in cultivation world...Blue sky...fuck this shit...blue sky everything I'm out...


Our poor protagonist 'Xiao Zhao' was getting kick right and left...torture by the 3 kids...


Soooooooo did you guys enjoy? Continued or no? It up to you to decided!

Yes yes yes...just like always a person died and reincarnated by some accident or randomly...but this time is different!


Xiao Zhao a ’potato’ seller died from the 0.00001% chance poison...the legendarypotato god poison! As 
a potato seller, he meets his own demise...


but he was luck as when God asked him a 
question 


God ”What 9+10?”


Xiao Zhao ”21?”


God ”Ok you win a free reincarnation now gtfo here.”


Xiao Zhao ”Ok?...”


Reborn as a broken, damaged, failure, and abandoned spirit artifact without a form. He will rise up and slowly become stronger 
and stronger, becoming the greatest

 artifact of all time!


Xiao Zhao ”Wut! You say your Sword is the most powerful! And it can split into 10,000 of itself! Watch this!”


*Transform into a rusted sword*


*Split into 1,000,000 swords*


Xiao Zhao ”Ohohohoho! Your dragon pagoda can store up to an entire continent? And one day inside is compared to 100 years? Can store living things? Lemme show you who the real deal is!”


*Transform into a broken down pagoda*


*Store 100 continents in a blink of an eye*


*One day inside is 1,000,000 years inside*


*Store many divine and godly beasts*


Xiao Zhao ”Nani! You want to be my master! Are you even qualified! Screw all!”


Xiao Zhao ”Ah Yaya I'm so lonely...who can ever match me? My handsomeness is too much that even if a man looks at me once he will fall in love with me!”


*Meanwhile his appearance is that of a broken down Pagoda with a human size height...*


As for the man thing...


*Everyone was looking at him with the desire of greed to the highest limit...*

Thank you readers for your love and support of my potato novels and also me thank Potato guy called IKeelU and I think his name meaning is. (I kill you) I think he pretty creative but let get to the point he help me do that paragraph extra space bar thing idk stuff love u all and luv ur 9 generations and also during the night when the moonlight hit your windows go out and see it say potato god 3x and then turn back and you will see the potato god(not kidding it serious) so pls try this thing lol let get back to novel...



"What happen?..." muttered Ultron, as he open his eye slowly he check his stats 



Host:Ultron(weaken state)

Race:intelligence puppet(intelligence robot)

Cultivation stage:1st layer of body tempering

Experience point:0/100

Intelligence:210

Pyshical body:5

Agility:1

Soul power:30

Qi level:Extremely thick

Energy:Infinity

Qi type:Common qi

Energy type:Mysterous red void energy

Body material:Common steel

Skill path:None

Occupation:None

Passives:Infinity storage,void suppression,Wisdom of the Sage,???,???,???,???,???

Title:Chosen one of the void



What is this weaken state mean?and There seem to be a few changes in my stats it lower by 3 times!?does this change have a connection with my weaken state thing?also my passive and my energy type seem to have some minor changes...hmm?there something new add there?what is this chosen one of the void?...wait does this mean I got accepted by the will of the void?i didn't die!wait I forgot something that son of a bitch system!

'System!come out of here you son of a bitch!' Ultron thought furiously



"Yes Host is there a problem?" Reply the familiar but genderless voice



'Next time just tell me every single information on everything and I literately mean everything you get what I'm saying?and if I manage to died due to your incomplete dumb head of yours imma drag you down with me to hell or whatever afterlife!' Ultron though furiously.



The voice reply back "Yes Host but im not even a object nor a spirit so I don't even have a head not to mention a brain so I can't be called dumb and Firstly I don't have a soul so I can't died and go to the other world with you and secondly when you died I will just find a brand new host to replace you  :)  (lol...)".

'Yo-you yo-you...you not just a fucking system anymore you a god damn fucking ***** and yea *****. And guess what imma *****(many ***** content can't write em or i might get ban lol...)'

While Ultron was cursing the system with **** words the door suddenly open and Ultron stopped what he doing as he came to his senses and he look at that man.The man is 198 inch tall with highly build muscles as well as bronze skin and one look at his body fill with scars that is both big and small that you can see he have gone through countless fights.Ultron froze as the man walk over to him in a steady way and grab his left arm and drag him out of the hut.



As the man drag him out of the hut Ultron look at his sourrouding and saw that there are many wooden huts cover in either plants or some kind of animal skin.the man later stopped dragging him,Ultron look at the man in surprise as in asking 'why we are stopping?' The man later did something that Ultron is unprepare for he throw Ultron in the floor and as Ultron got up he found out that both his arms are grabbed by a grown men on each side then he look at his sourrouding founding out that many people was gather on left and right sides watching him while keeping a certain distance.

"POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO!!!" When Ultron look up he saw a elderly man look down at him while yelling very loud and he has a exciting look in his eyes while he look at him and as he look around him he saw that other people in this tribe like place have the same look in their eyes as their stared at him excited, even though Ultron don't understand what they are saying but his instinct and the way people look at him make him have a clear feeling that it must be something very bad.


'Yo System!' Thought Ultron



"Yes Host?". Reply the system



'Can you gimme a skill or anything that help me understand what they are saying like a language thing that help me learn the language in this god damn world?'



"Yes there is you can buy the 9 Heavenly continent language book for 500 points". Reply back the system



'Fine fine buy it' reply Ultron then something pop up in Ultron head wait a second what point?waitttttttt shttttttttt!!!!



'System what do you mean poi-'but poor Ultron never have a chance to finish his sentence because a wave of information went into his head.



The genderless voice reply "Since Host currently have 0 points in the start and host brought the 9 heavenly continent language book for 500 points without points Host now currently now have a debt of -500 points and if Host didn't pay back the points within 3 weeks Host will be punish with aura of spiritual energy which can cause many spirit beast to be attach to your energy and will suck the life essence out of Host Andy not to mention this mountain is filled with them and if Host didn't pay back for another 3 weeks Host will be punish with 50x minus experience points causing host to gain experience 50x lower the normal experience and if Host continued not to pay back the debt host know what going to happen right? :333"



'You son of a fucking dumb piece of (*****************************(deedee words)'. 



Well our poor protagonist got troll by his own system again...god bless his poor soul lol...

Reincarnate as Ultron in a Cultivation World the title already told you the Synopsis you boosted apes lol...ok since on of the review say the Synopsis is weir...so here the real one



Wait wut...I died?wait wut now I’m Ultron from the Marvel universe?wait wut!im in a Cultivation World?what more fuck up is there?oh sht a system?wait a second i can buy the infinty stones from the system store for 1billion points each!?wtf...wait I buy Aurelion Sol?wait ok nvm it cost 500billion point and it take 1million years to reach adult hood...fuck that nobody got time for that sht!Oh hohoho what this?a potato of time and space?dafaq is that where that come from?wait it can increase your power by 999x and grant immortality isn’t this fuck  up for a potato!?lol wait I forgot it the potato of ‘time’ and ‘space’ lol...this world and system is fuck up...

It have been 3 days since i been living in this world and my goal is to just sell booster packs...get experience points depending on the rarity of the packs...but I didn't even sell a single fking god damn booster pack! Beucase everyone say I'm cheating them out of their money fml! Why is this happening to me...and also I brought this mask from the system for free...so that why no one know my appearance...but that make them even more suspicious to me...cried why the world is so unfair to me! And I also cover myself with a normal large robe covering my Celestial robe... I want to hide my appearance but at the same time I need to sell my booster packs...I mean I can use my face to suduc- nope definitely not! And also I'm weak af too...cried everytiem :(


Feng lui lay down his head in the counter and sleeps and he dreams.


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Feng lui dream world...


"Look it a bird!"


"No it a plane!"


"No it a supe-!"


"No it a god damn fking flying super potato man you dumb botches!"


In Gotham city...the legion of doom began to terrorize the entire city but the justice league arrives.


Green lantern shoot his green beam thing into pink lantern woman with star thing but got beat the sht out of by the lada.


Batmen trying to fight bizarro which is sucided lol because batmen got his a$$ beat up.


Wonder Woman is too arrogant and too full of herself as she trying to fight 50 villains at the same time but got her a$$ beat up just like batmen...


And one by one each justice league falls. Will there be no hope?


"Look Super potato man is flying to Gotham!"


"Hurray super potato man!"


Lex luthor and bunch of villains by his side look at super potato man as he landed in front of them.


"It over Super potato man!" Lex Luther yelled, "Even if you have the power of a super saiyan and potato you will still fall today, Now get him my fellow villains!"


Everysingle super villains charge toward Super potato man but he look unfaze at if the super villains in front of him is nothing and indeed they are! Beucase within 10 seconds super potato man use his potato vision to then everyone into a crisp potato chip. Super potato man walk toward lex Luxor and say, "It over lex!" 


But lex turn around and yelled, "Nope!" As in his right hand have a red crystal gem.


"Arrhhh" Super potato man said in a voice of pain, "Tomatonite...but how?"


"You see super potato man even if you destroy everysingke tomatonite in this planet  But you forgot that I can travel to other planets!" Laugh Lex Luther.


"Now died!" Laugh lex Luther and he smash the tomatonite into super potato man face and he died...R.I.P. in peace super potato man...


"Wake up!"


Wut...is this am I still alive though super potato man.


"Wake up you dumb piece of sht!"


Feng lui suddenly wake up and saw a grown man wearing servant cloth in front of him.


"Hi my young master here want to buy something from you!" say the servant.


Feng lui eyes look over and saw behind the serving was a young and handsome man who look at him with the eyes of disdain and looking down on you kind of gaze. but Feng lui doesn't care as all he want is money.


Feng lui straighten himself as he asked, "Welcome to Booster pack shop and I guaranteed no cheating as it say you open a pack and get Cultivation items from it...and there the prices.


Steel Pack-100 gold coins

Bronze Pack-1000 gold coins

Silver Pack-15000 gold coins

Gold Pack-75000 gold coins

Platinum Pack-300000 gold coins

Diamond Pack-10 spirit stones

(Hidden-Cultivation Area not high enough)


When I show them the prices of the booster packs and just as expected both the servant and the young master in some sort of family face is Turing black as they continue reading the prices.


"Soooo you guys wanna buy something?" I asked 


The servant replied, "This...this...this is clearly stupid and overexpensive! What are you trying to rob someone!?"


I honestly replied back, "Nope this is consider cheap in my opinion and also you not the one who making the decisions it your young master so screw off!"

A guy died yes...just like any fking Reincarnation,transmigration,rebirth, and those soul transfer thing...but this time! and later on all those Protagonist get those stupid luck,sudden power boost, OP treasure,OP talents, and god damn OP things...from weak to strong thing...you get wot I’m saying? But this time yes! is a guy...who died (pls kill me I just repeat the same sht...) and reincarnate into a World Of Cultivation...but oh no! He got this system...but something happen to it...no telling...and yea...he get the Booster Packs System...


Author here...idk if it just me because I like to image stuff...like I literally like female protagonist and sometime I image some cultivation novels ‘male’ protagonist to be like transgender suddenly and temporary...ik I’m weird...I also like to read yaoi novels...but only if the protagonist is very feminine looking...pls...kill...me...and this novel I created out from my mind...with my perverted mind...I’m the worst human being ever...


3-4 Chapters per week...

Reincarnation ok?



Because many of u want more... so yea he transformation god died his name is btw is Xue Popo... also he died from Big Bang and reincarnation into earth... a potato world jk I mean it the size of a potato compare to other big dodo planets so yea...


Reborn as a young master of a poor dodo family his family sell him to a sex auction for male slaves after 5 years he transform power came back so he use it to transform into a potato dragon and kill everyone..


500 deedee man years later he conquer half of the universe by a snap of his finger...


500000 years deep popo years later he create a religion called do you know dae wae mu bru5er....and then deedeeman potato godly celestial mega supreme god years later he died by eating a potato poison of the supreme godly state ki by son goku poopoo of d3struction Ernst of demon kings of the divine grace of the light of the sun mother of saint boooooboooooo the end he transform last of his energy into a supreme black hole killing everyone with him so no one alive in universe the end

One day, our favorite super villain was eating a potato. his name was The Spicey Mexican, He really liked his potato, he liked it so much he married his potato. He decided to call his potato Peachy Peach. But one day peachy was gone!! he looked all over their house but she wasn't anywhere. So he went to his super duper looper deluxe secret hidout and got to building his evil plan to rescue peachy. He built a cooking device because he was hungry, so he grabbed a potato out of his pocket and OH GOD WHY! He ate peachy then went all over the world, to try and rescue peachy all for nothing since he ate his wife.

Iv got a harem with EVERYTHING and it sucks. I know what your thinking countles girls running after you left and right what could be bad?! well let me tell you in this story how its more like a survival game than you think. my book starts with the background story and then some information on what you need to know have a good read!

A young girl with chestnut brown hair wearing her nice ironed high school uniform walked towards the subway station. The gaze of the warm purple sky loomed down at the city around dinner time as many people hustled to go home. She was thinking of which anime to watch when she arrived home, as she remembered that a new episode of "Shokugeki no soma" had come out that day.
She happily hummed to one of the new anime openings that she recently got obsessed with. But her eyes soon widened with worry, when she saw a young child wearing a beige polo T-shirt with soft blue shorts tripping towards the steep stairs.
On an impulse, the school girl grabbed the young boy and clung onto his body in a protective stance as they both slowly fell towards the ground.
"Kyaaa!" A bypasser screamed at the pool of blood at the bottom of the staircase.
She could barely hear the whispers of the gossiping bypassers until she heard her final words before she blanked out with the sounds of, "Call the ambulance!" and "Is she dead?"
In the newspapers, it was printed that a heroic high school girl had died while trying to protect a foreign child from the few testimonies of the cowardice people who had watched the scene as they remained unmoving from their spots.
* * *
I regained consciousness in an empty white room. The first thing that came into my mind was, 'Is this what people call heaven? It didn't seem like this room had an end to it, as it seemed to run infinitely in whatever direction I looked in.'
A man in about his twenties promptly appeared in front of my eyes. "Hello, I am guessing you must be very confused right now," said the man who was wearing a suit dressed in white.
"More like, I was sure I died just a moment ago," I replied simply.
The man made a strained smile as if he was deliberating how he should break the news to me in the best way possible. In a way, he looked pitiful as he had an expression like he was a severely overworked salaryman that was just doing his job.
After a couple of minutes, he suddenly bowed down with overwhelming guilt present in his eyes.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill you. It was just that I was overworked lately by my superior and I just wanted some time to relax and vent my stress out," he confessed.
Looking at my confused expression, he added, "Oh, I'm this being that you human beings call God. I guess this explanation isn't helping as your expression just looks more confused. You see: this realm has a hierarchy that manages the souls of human beings. Currently, I'm near the bottom of the hierarchy so I am forced to do most of the work. So, it isn't strange that I would play my favorite video games from the human realm when I finally got a day off yesterday."
My expression got darker as I started to feel that I didn't want to know what happened afterward.
God continued his explanation under the enraged pressure I gave him, "So, I was snacking on a bowl of potato chips, you know that whenever you play video games, you must have potato chips."
"Uh-huh, and- ", I responded grimly.
"So, while, I was snacking, I accidentally dropped one potato chip into the human realm where the child tripped over the potato chip onto a den of steep stairs." God guilty admitted.
I instantly lost all my respect for God as I could predict what happened afterward.
"You died while absorbing the shock of the fall while protecting the boy." He exclaimed.
"So, what happens next?" I asked not expecting a proper answer.
God suddenly put a serious expression on as he provided a proper explanation, "you currently have two choices: to cease existing or to be reincarnated into another world since I do not have the authority to take back the events that have already happened. Plus, since this incident was entirely my mistake, I'm going to give you some cheats that you can choose to use in your next world."
By then, I pretty much wasn't expecting anything from the person who caused my death by accidentally spilling a potato chip into the human realm. However, God suddenly laid out many tarot-like looking cards in front of me.
I was assumed that the pictures on those cards would contain the ability I may get to use in the next world as the plot was progressing similarly to all the new isekai novels I had on my bookshelf.
"Since I'm a generous person, I'll let you pick three cheats, as three is my lucky number." He playfully gestured towards the cards.
I had to admit that there were some very interesting abilities, such as possessing unlimited MP potential (the magician), the swordmaster (the knight), the massive intellect (the ruler) and such and such more. After deliberating for a while, I saw an interesting card, it looked like a goddess holding a book (infinite library).
"What is the ability of the infinite library?" I asked God with great curiosity.
God perked up as he replied, "the infinite library is a dimension space where you can access any kind of knowledge in the world. The knowledge is presented in books where they are placed inside the dimensional library."
In my life as a typical otaku, I liked reading books, manga, and light novels. I inherently knew I had to choose this card with all the main protagonists having trouble adjusting to another world due to their lack of knowledge. Plus, if I get transported to a medieval-like setting, I could access the library to get more knowledge about the world to live comfortably by selling off the knowledge I possessed. Getting to know the common sense of the world was important!
I finished making my decision as I lifted the cards that I wanted, "I will choose the unlimited MP, the dimensional library, and the second chance card!"
The second chance card was another interesting card that I discovered. If I happened to die early on in the other life I would be reincarnated into, I would like to have an advantage when I would get my restarted life. I wouldn't want to be possibly reincarnated into a worm or a cow.
As soon as I said my decision, the white room seemed to transition into a wide pink medium-sized room.
I stifled a scream as I felt my body morphing into an unfamiliar entity. Massive waves of pain washed into my forehead like my body was becoming more compressed.
I found myself sitting down on a soft canopy red bed that cushioned my unfamiliar, miniature body.
The soft cushioning from the mattress helped in absorbing some of the excruciating pressure that ripped every fabric of my body to create a new entity.
I was glad that I didn't have to suffer through the pain on the cold wooden floors as I gasped for more air when the pain got more intense.
When I was relieved from the suffering, I had the luxury to observe my new appearance.
I watched my small pale hands that moved whenever I thought of how to proceed with my next action.
My legs wobbled as I struggled to walk properly towards the large mirror that decorated my bedroom wall.
I stared at the horrifying young manifestation of my physical appearance.
My smooth ringlet curls drifted onto the edges of my shoulder. I smiled to find a reflection of a red-head toddler with the largest orange-speckled eyes that contrasted her pale white skin void of any imperfections.
'How could someone look this pretty?' I thought as I admired my new appearance.
The person standing in the mirror was an angel as I could imagine a pair of bright white wings behind her back.
It explained the huge anguish I had to go through to have my former appearance to transition into the most adorable miniature angel.
My ears perked up as an alto voice matured like she was in her thirties had rung into my room through the thin walls, "Rika! Are you awake?"
I guessed my name in this world is Rika.
I concluded that my new identity was a child from a middle-class family as I looked outside the window to find myself on the second floor.
I was surrounded by a clone of modern-looking houses that could substitute for rich office buildings with the amount of glass covering most of the outer walls. There was also a nice playground with slides and swings several blocks away from my house.
My room was filled with countless dolls and toys as it littered my bed and the dark glistening wooden floor.
I opened my closet to find that it was bursting with princess-like dresses. I couldn't find a dress that wasn't excessively decorated with ribbons or lace.
I wasn't exactly a feminine girl as I mostly prioritized comfort over beauty in my former life.
I preferred to dress in comfortable tracksuits or staying in my pajamas as I caught up on sleep during the rare valuable days that I didn't spend the entire day to prepare for my SATs.
I struggled to reach the doorknob as I went on my tippy toes to open the door.
I praised myself as I carefully stepped down the large staircase that led into the large living room.
It was hard in adjusting to my new height as I took smaller steps to compensate for my smaller figure and new eye-level where I observed my surroundings.
The young woman appeared to be about ten years older than my former self. She had a carefully maintained figure that squeezed out her loveliness to the people watching her. Her dark voluminous curls glided along her waist with her healthy curves accentuated with her cooking apron.
It made sense that she would get married early as she would attract the other gender with her warm smile. She skillfully resumed cooking soup for breakfast after she placed a plate of bread on the dining room table.
"Mother?" I guessed from her loving gaze towards me.
"Yes, Rika?" The stranger who was my mother replied.
"Where's dad?" I asked as I could not my father's presence in the house.
My mother started to complain as she recited my father's schedule, "You know that your dad went to work. Don't you remember that your dad starts his shift this week starting from 7AM?"
My mother finished setting up breakfast as I faced a table full of typical dishes that were easy to make.
She grabbed a seat across from me as I wondered what kind of job my father possessed as he had to struggle to get to work by 7AM.
"What work does my father do again?" I asked my mother formally due to my unfamiliarity with her.
"You know that your dad works as a basic programmer! That's why we struggle to get by day to day with your education expenses," my mother grumbled as she filled up her plate with the self-serve plates of food.
"Anyways, hurry up and get ready for school. I need to hurry up and drive you so that I can get to work." My mother started to eat faster as she began to prepare to get us both ready to leave the house.
"Didn't I tell you today that my shift starts at 9? Hurry up and eat breakfast!"
I finish eating my last piece of bread before I rapidly ran to my room to get ready for school.
I tripped on the rug hidden under all my dolls when I entered my room.
'Ugh! This height difference!' I complained to myself.
I opened my closet again to attempt to coordinate an outfit for school.
I had to dig deep into my closet until I found interesting rows of nicely ironed school uniform near the back.
Maybe Rika wore uniforms to school as the articles of clothes seemed to be newly washed with the fresh aroma of laundry detergent that entered my nose.
It was surprising to discover that children in kindergarten wore uniforms in the new world I arrived in. I recalled that I started to wear uniforms in middle school in my former life.
I struggled to change into my uniform at a quick pace with my short limbs. When I entered the car that wasn't any different from the ones I was used to, it was already one minute past eight-thirty.
I smiled as I thought as slacking off since I was going to kindergarten.
'You could only play when you're young,' I imagined the numerous nap times I would enjoy.

I was captured and put onto a stake to be lit on fire as part of the ongoing witch hunt conducted throughout the land. I had to do something. But, this life really sucked. 

This all started when I was accidentally killed by God. 

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill you. It was just that I was overworked lately by my superior and I just wanted some time to relax and vent my stress out," he confessed.

"So, while I was snacking, I accidently dropped one potato chip into the human realm where the child tripped over the potato chip onto a den of steep stairs." God guilty admitted.

So I reincarnated into the most adorable girl with the largest orange-speckled eyes that contrasted her pale white skin void of any imperfections.

'How could someone look this pretty?' I thought as I admired my new appearance.

I was nowhere close to this pretty in my previous life. Did God put me into this new vessel as an apology?

But some things were too good to be true.
***
"We can do this the nice way or the hard way," My fiancé’s brother started off.
"The nice way is where you willingly come with us back to the first district and the hard way is where we forcibly take you back, which would be hard for all of us," Lucius gave me a warning.
Why was my life so depressing? He practically meant I didn’t have a choice! 
***
Few months later, I was at a party that I planned to escape from my fiancé’s family.
"I still get to continue with my naps on the weekends?" I tried to confirm with them.
No one answered as I almost cried from giving up my rare nap times from the mess I got involved with. This life was too bothersome!

Announcer: Now it is time for Some Time with Aideeeen! Featuring Aiden, from A Slice of Life, and Adn, the creator of Aiden! Now is time to applauuuuuuuud!

*silence as Aiden walks in and sits in the chair next to ANIME_AdN3.

Aiden: Hmmph. 

Adn: Well, Aiden. How have you been? Do you like your book?

Aiden: Why's it matter? It's not like you care. You would keep writing the friggin' book anyway.

Adn: You are half right. You're half wrong too.

Aiden: What? You'd care about my feelings but keep writing the book anyway?

Adn: Close. I would stop writing the book if readers wanted me to and I wouldn't care about how you felt at all. Yeah, you're just a character in a book, so.

Aiden: Hmmph. You're a stupid jerk.

Adn: Yup. I probably am. But I'm not a tsundere. *yells Ya hear that aaliswalker! I am not a tsundere!

Aiden: Like h*ll you aren't. I've seen how you are around aaliswalker.

aaliswalker: Is somebody talking about.

Adn: *blushes deeply. No. It's nothing senpai.

Aiden: *smirks. I thought you weren't tsundere.

Adn: *blushes again. I'm not tsundere!

aaliswalker: Adn, you are so cute. You're a kawaii potato.

Adn: For the last friggin' time, what the h*ll is a freaking kawaii potato? I already said that foxes are better.

aaliswalker: God, you are so cute.

Adn: (~_~) I give the h*ll up.

aalis: Don't be so vulgar.

Adn: What'd'you care? 

Aiden: Hey! You lovebirds should stop yapping about you! This was supposed to be about me! *pouty face.

Adn: Shut up! Not everything is about you, little b*tch.

Announcer: *sighs. *no enthusiasm. That was Some Time with Aiden. Hooraaay. With a surprise guest. Would you freaking just shut up?! You're all tsundere! Everybody is a little tsundere! There! Problem Solved! God, sometimes I hate this job.

Life. It's a beautiful thing. It can also be a lonely thing. That's why you need somebody to talk to. Then there's the internet. It can be the only thing people can go to, and in the case of Aiden Pinos, its true. This book is made by me and also aaliswalker, a friend from Wattpad. This book is based on a true story. Please check her out. She makes amzing Naruto fanfictions.

"Welcome baaaack!" Chummy rushed over to envelop Yanee in a bear hug.
As if she's not still satisfied with their closeness, Chummy tiptoed and placed a kiss on Yanee's cheeks too before clinging to her arm.
"Are you a cat? I've only been gone for four days,"Yanee jokingly scolded her.
Chummy on the other hand snuggled closer. She laid her head on Yanee's shoulder as she complained. "Ah, but that's still too long. You went away again when you just returned from your week vacation."
"So clingy," Yanee teased, just as the door to the inner office opened, and a handsome potato stepped out.
Tohru James was looking at the documents in his hands, but when he looked up and saw Yanee, he was obviously surprised that he misstepped. The glasses on his eyes fell sideways due to the inertia and Yanee's heart fell with it.
"Why is this potato looking so good again today,"Yanee mumbled inaudibly – or so she thought.
She missed the shocked look on Chummy's face as she transferred her gaze from Yanee to their boss. A knowing glint flashed in her eyes. She looked like one of those paparazzi who smelled a possible scoop, and an evil smile appeared on her face.
"What's going on?"Tohru James placed his glasses back on his face coolly as if his earlier surprise never happened.
"Good morning boss, I'm just greeting Yanee," Chummy said as she rubbed her face on Yanee's shoulder again like a satisfied cat.
Tohru looked amused. "That's how you greet each other?"
"You can try it too boss, it feels nice. Yanee is so soft and smells good," Chummy invited unashamedly and Yanee panicked.
She quickly extricated Chummy from her arm and slapped her hands away when the latter tried to cling to her again.
"What are you talking about? Don't teach boss some nonsense," Yanee scolded as she glared at her friend.
Tohru laughed but didn't attempt to do it, though Chummy noticed the look of regret in their boss's eyes.
Aha! Chummy felt like she had discovered something really, really nice, and she had butterflies in her heart and her stomach, plus a giggly butt. She couldn't wait to corner Yanee and interview her.
"Ms. Lee, why are you here?" Tohru asked as he placed the documents in his hands on Yanee's table. "I thought I told you that you can take the morning off and just go straight to your interview in the afternoon?"
He leaned back against the edge of the table and placed his arms across his chest.  He looked like a sleepy cat – a gorgeous sleepy cat. It seemed their boss pulled an all-nighter but his pair of intelligent eyes were clear as they stared at Yanee.
"Yanee missed you so much, boss. She needs to see your handsome face for energy," Chummy suddenly answered, making Yanee look at her in horror.
"What are you saying?"Yanee looked like she wanted to murder Chummy at the moment.
Her face was red and she felt so embarrassed. But again, the potato surprised them by laughing.
"That's fine then. I missed her too," he said so suddenly making Chummy squeal and Yanee looked as if her soul left her body.
WHAAAAT?
"Really boss?" Chummy looked so delighted.
 "Yeah. I got so spoiled by her back in South Korea. I felt lonely when I had to return here lone," Tohru complained. "I don't feel safe too."
"Oh? Why don't you feel safe, boss?" Chummy asked on cue, totally fueling this outrageous conversation.
Tohru sighed exaggeratedly as he shrugged his shoulders in sorrow. "Ms. Lee protected my chastity so well. I felt so loved. But we had to part so…"
The way that Tohru James used to tell his story was sooooo misleading that people would think there was something going on between them. Yanee felt like murdering her boss too.
"Boss, give me a break, will you? Don't joke with this clingy person anymore," Yanee almost begged as she bonked Chummy's head.
"Why are you hitting me? I just asked questions," Chummy complained looking totally aggrieved.
Tohru laughed again. "You dislike clingy people. Ms. Lee?"
Yanee didn't even want to bother answering that. She gave her boss a look that said "give me a break" but the expression on her boss's face was serious.
"Er… no," she answered.
Tohru looked thoughtful for a while before nodding. "I'll keep that in mind then, along with your other likes and dislikes" he suddenly announced making Yanee look at him as if he'd gone mad.
Chummy on the other hand gave out a loud squeal as she jumped up and down.
"OH. MY. GOD. What is this? I didn't have any breakfast but I feel so full so suddenly," Chummy chirped as she fanned her face "It's hot here too. Boss, why don't you take Yanee to your office and do your business? If I get any more dog food I'll probably die, so go ahead."
"You –"Yanee wanted to reprimand Chummy again. But seeing as the potato might say something outrageous again, she opted to just close her eyes and counted to ten for patience.
Tohru laughed at her again, but Yanee didn't care anymore. She wondered what the potato ate this morning to be this unruly. She had already seen this playful side to him back in South Korea, but she was still shocked to see him like this even in front of Chummy.  
Tohru picked up the documents he placed on Yanee's table and walked back to his office again. "Follow me," he ordered and Chummy waved happily to them as they disappeared behind the door.
"Ms. Lee, I already got our bullet train tickets for Kyoto," Tohru James said as soon as the door closed behind them. "After your interview this afternoon with Ria and Michael, you have a couple of hours rest before we go to Kyoto."
He crossed the room and sat behind his huge table. Gone was the playful man just a few minutes ago, and Yanee was relieved. He really was just playing with them earlier. Still, she wondered what flirty god possessed the potato to be so coquettish.
Remembering how he said he missed her and that he would take note of her likes and dislikes though, made Yanee blush again. Tohru James's face was already her type. If she were still the same person back in Nagoya, she'd definitely have a huge crush on him – oh alright she did have a tiny bit of a crush with him already. But if he continued to flirt with her like earlier, she'd need all the saints and patience in the world to resist.
"A flirty potato should be illegal," she grumbled as she took a seat in front of his desk.
"What did you say?" the potato asked suddenly, startling Yanee.
Urgh… She should be careful. Tohru James had good hearing.
"Nothing boss. I just said I need to take vitamin C," she answered, making the other frown and reached out a hand to feel her forehead. It was so impulsive that she was not prepared to feel his cool touch on her skin.
"You don't seem to have a fever," he said, his pair of eyes still studying her face.
"I never said I am sick, boss," she reminded him. "I just said I need to take vitamin C to boost my immune system. I fly a lot and the plane and trains are contained. I don't want to pick up bugs."
Tohru was thoughtful for a while before nodding. It was at this time that Yanee remembered something.
"Boss, you are coming with me to Kyoto?" she asked.
Earlier Tohru mentioned buying their tickets and going there together.
"Yeah. I have business with Liam," he said and Yanee didn't ask anymore.
"Are you sure you don't want to take a rest first? You had an early flight back,"Tohru asked as he scanned her face for any sign of fatigue.
To be honest, Yanee was indeed tired. She was very happy to get some time off before she had to work again, but unfortunately, something happened in her apartment and she couldn't sleep.
"I wanted to rest but some people are repairing the locks in our apartment today," she said.
"What happened? Did you have a break-in?" Worry masked his face.
It was a fact that Yanee's apartment was near Ueno, one of the most dangerous areas in all of the country. The said place had a gangster element and there were many homeless people at parks. It's no wonder that there were some burglaries and other crimes there.
"No, no, no. " Yanee shook her head vehemently. "My sister forgot her keys last night so she had to call someone to break the door. She had them fixed today."
Ami had ordered a new door and the installation was being done when she arrived from the airport earlier. It was why she couldn't stay home to rest.
"Then go there,"Tohru suddenly said as he pointed at the small door to his side.
"Where?" she asked as she followed his finger with her eyes.
With a sigh, Tohru stood up and pulled her towards the door and opened it. Yanee was surprised to see that the room was modeled into a small bedroom with a walk-in closet and bathroom.
"I had this room prepared in case we have tons of work and need to stay here,"he told her, and Yanee found herself being pushed inside. "Go take a nap. I'll just wake you up later when it's time."
Huh?
"But…"
"Don't argue. I don't want you sleeping at work later," he told her. "Sleep here. I'll go out to the literary department and hand out new projects," he said as he turned around.
Yanee watched him go back to his table to grab a stack of folders and go to the door. But she didn't know why but she called him. "Boss…"
"Yeah?" he asked as he turned to her.
Yanee wanted to ask him why he was so nice but decided it's not good to find out. When she didn't speak, the playful smile returned on Tohru's face.
"Why Ms. Lee? Do you want me to tuck you in?"
Yanee's eyes widened in panic. "No," she snapped as she entered the room and closed the door to his laughing face.
That flirty potato!


An Office Romance Anthology...

Yanee Lee was a budding lifestyle writer. She was always aiming to become the best in her chosen field. Sadly, a brutal take over in the publishing company happened just as she was about to get it big. 

Worse, she found her dream job snatched away from under her nose, and she was transferred to the novel department with an ultimatum handed out by the new cold-hearted Editor-in-Chief: Write an anthology of work-related romance that would sell or get out!

With the help of her friends and family, Yanee would go on an adventure to research about the best stories for her series: The Office Diaries. 

Join Yanee as she interviews many different people, and learn about different tales of love and life. 

Who knew, through this, she would also find her own love story in the form of her irritating boss, the Editor-in-Chief who gave her the ultimatum, Tohru James?


update schedule: 2-5 chapters/week
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