This is a fanfic of highschool dxd, a different path of what if Issei and Rias, etc. relationship have a fall out with each other.

Issei changed from his old self to the new him, its a semi-NTR at the start meaning Rias etc doesn't have s*x with their new boyfriend.

After Issei went missing Rias etc started to realize what have they done and regretting their action but when they reunited once more Issei is not the same as he used to be, a pervert lucky go around changed to the badass Issei now.

Issei will be traveling to different worlds to meet new girls, the 1st girl is Semiramis, then Scathach, Jalter, and Jeanne.

ENGLISH IS NOT MY 1ST LANGUAGE SO EXPECT BAD GRAMMAR!

The early chapter is kinda hard to read but after 10 chapters or so, the quality should improve drastically. I will fix it after I finished the fanfic.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING IN THIS FANFIC EXCEPT MY OWN STORY AND CHARACTER.

After sending Hinata and Kageyama away, slowly the other members also started coming. Meanwhile, Kenshin started warming up for the practice.
Somewhere in between Kenshin's stretches, Kiyoko san also arrived. Everyone started welcoming her except Kenshin who was busy doing warming up.
"Gather up", Daichi san said as soon as other members have arrived and all the volleyball members started gathering around him.
"This is Sakamoto Kenshin, our new volleyball member", Daichi san said pointing at Kenshin.
"Welcome", other members said.
"Thank you", Kenshin thanked them and walked towards Sugawara san and asked, "Sugawara san, Are other members absent or this is it".
"Oh, there are Nishinoya and Asahi, our Ace. But they won't be available for some reason", Sugawara san said with a pained smile. Kenshin nodded and went for some serve practice.
Kenshin went to the end of the court and threw the ball high in the air and did a jump serve. Other members were amazed at the serve.
"That 1st year is amazing"
"Our level will go up with him in the team"
"Tanaka said there is another 1st year who also did jump serve but he is currently banned from playing"
The second years were impressed by the newbie. After everyone finished their stretching and warm-up. Daichi san gathered them up.
"We will play 3 vs 3 matches. Me, Sugawara, and Tanaka will be on one team, and Ennoshita, Narita, and Kenshin will in another team. Kinoshita, you will be the umpire and Shimizu will take care of the score", Everyone agreed.
Kenshin went to Ennoshita san and Narita san to discuss their game strategy.
"Ennoshita san, Narita san what position do you play. I normally play Wing Spiker but I can do emergency sets too"
"I play Opposite Hitter", Ennoshita san answered.
"I play Middle Blocker but I can do sets as I was a setter in Junior High", Narita san replied.
"So you will play as a setter but if you touch the ball 1st then I will do the set", Kenshin said.
After that, they discussed a few other points before it was time for the game. After a toss, it was decided that Daichi san's team will serve first.
Daichi san served the ball in front of Kenshin who received the ball perfectly. The ball then went to Narita san who set the ball for Ennoshita san. Ennoshita san spiked but Daichi san received it.
Sugawara san got under the ball and set it to Tanaka san. Kenshin saw this and went to block the spike. Tanaka san spike the ball with full power but Kenshin blocked it and their team score first.
1-0
After that Narita san served the ball towards Tanaka san. Tanaka san got it easily and Sugawars san set the ball to Daichi san but Kenshin who was near the net went to block it with Ennoshita san.
2-0
After that Narita san served it towards Sugawara san who touched the ball first. Tanaka san sends the ball towards Daichi san but this was also blocked by Kenshin.
3-0
It was time for Narita san to serve again. But he made mistake and the ball fell on their side.
3-1
It was Tanaka san's serve who sent it towards Narita san. Narita san received the ball and Kenshin went under it to set it towards Ennoshita san. Ennoshita san hit the ball near Tanaka san who failed to receive the ball.
4-1
"Damm, 1st year is amazing. He can do serve, receive, block and set as well", said Tanaka while making a frustrated face. Daichi san just laughed it off whereas Sugawara san was amazed.
It was Ennoshita san's turn to serve. He served the ball towards Sugawara san who received the ball and Daichi san who send it towards Tanaka san to spike. Tanaka san spiked the ball but it was stopped by Kenshin.
5-1
Tanaka san just became frustrated but Kenshin just smiled which provoked Tanaka san. Daichi san just stopped Tanaka and the game continued.
Ennoshita san served the ball but it flew out of bounds.
5-2
It was Sugawara san's turn to serve. Sugawara san served the ball in between Narita san and Ennoshita san which caused both of them to stop and the ball dropped.
5-3
Sugawara san served it in a similar manner but Ennoshita san received the ball. Narita san set the ball to Kenshin who was in the Opposite position. Kenshin did a run-up and hit the ball with his left hand.
Daichi san who was expecting the ball to come from the right was stunned to see Kenshin using his left hand.
6-3
Everyone in the gym was amazed. It was then Sugawara san who said, "I remembered, I have heard about it sometime back. Kenshin is known as Dual Wield Kenshin". 
It was not Kenshin's turn to serve. He sent the ball up and did a powerful jump serve towards Tanaka san who failed to receive the ball.
7-3
Everyone was amazed to see the power of that strike. While Kenshin did jump serves in the practice time, it was nowhere this amazing. Kageyama and Hinata who were watching the game secretly were amazed by Kenshin's play.
Kenshin again threw the ball in the air to do jump serve but with the left hand. This time the ball went to Daichi san who managed to get under the ball but failed to receive the ball due to not acquainted with Left spin as well as such powers.
8-3
9-3
10-3
11-3
12-3
It was when Kenshin did a right-handed jump serve towards Daichi san that Daichi san was able to lift the ball. Sugawara san then set the ball towards Tanaka san. Tanaka san hit the ball which touched Narita san's hand and flew out of bound. 
12-4
Like this, the game continued until Kenshin's team won 25-12. After that everyone gathered around Kenshin.
"You are amazing dude"
"With you, we will be able to win"
Hearing the complements Kenshin said, "It's probable that we will win some matches with me but  Semifinals and Finals of the Prefectural match it will be very difficult as those are some powerhouse school".
"What Kenshin said is true. So we must practice. Let's go and have another match with Kinoshita in my place. I will be the umpire and see what everyone lacks and decide out training accordingly", Daichi san said and another match started. 
This time Kenshin's group win again with a massive victory.
25-8
After that everyone started to practice serve, receive, spiking, or setting. After about 6:30 the practice finished and everyone cleaned up the gym and went out leaving Tanaka san, Daichi san, and Sugawara san.
As Kenshin guessed it was Hinata and Kageyama who challenged the seniors for a match. Everything progressed as usual and Kenshin went to the Clubroom to change and went home.

STATUS:- HIATUS 

Starting in pretty cliche, a man dies and meets gods and reincarnates in Haikyuu verse. He will have no superhuman abilities and over-the-top wishes but will be a very strong player. 

Hope you like my story.

Disclaimer- Haikyuu belongs to Furudate Haruichi.

The dungeon's Residential Area was packed with people today, as always. However, I headed straight to my mansion. I wasn't going there to rest, but to visit the Fairy Garden through the Fairy Spring. In the pavilion on the way to Loretta's log cabin, I saw someone I had not seen on my last visit.
"Lin!"
"Oh, if it isn't Kang Shin, the Crown Prince who died on the 40th floor?"
"Kuk!"
I knew he would make fun of me! But why was he here? I gave him an inquisitive glance. At the same time, I noticed someone next to him. It was a cute girl with cat ears on her head, who was shaking her long tail slowly. It was Lokanyan.
"Hello, nyan."
"Hello, Lokanyan!"
"My name isn't Lokanyan, it's Loka, nyan!"
"I see, Lokanyan."
"Kyaaaaa!"
After making fun of Lokanyan, I turned my attention to Lin. Just like always, he had a cigarette in his mouth.
"Thanks to your vitality hitting zero, I became free for a weak, so I'm enjoying my sweet vacation."
"I see. Well, you must be tired from making all that equipment for me. Thanks again, Lin."
"You really hate losing, don't you…!?"
"Lin nyan, Loka nyan made cookies, nyan. Eat some, nyan! Everyone liked it, nyan!"
As Lin's hand holding his cigarette shook, Lokanyan pushed a plate in front of him, which had cookie-like things piled on top of it. Were they items? I mean, they looked just like poison items!
"Ah, I was wondering where everyone went… Loka, you sent them away, I see."
"That's rude, nyan! Everyone shook because it was so delicious, nyan! Everyone said they'd bring them home to eat them, nyan!"
 
"There's this much left after that…? Damn, they should've taken a bit more for me…!"
"Don't say that, nyan! Try them, nyan! I put in lots of love for Lin, nyan!"
"I don't need them… Ah, I know."
"Alright, Lin, have a nice day. Lokanyan, I'm cheering for you!"
"Hey, wait! Kang Shin!"
"Oooh! You're a good guy, nyan! Goodbye, nyan!"
I had no intention of trying out cookies that would make even a draconian tremble in fear. Putting an end to Lin's attempt to get me to try those cookies, I wished him luck and headed to Loretta. I ignored Lin's scream that I vaguely heard behind me and spat on the ground. A girl was trying to give him handmade cookies! It was a situation straight out of a manhwa. Not to mention, the girl was a cat-eared beauty that embodied the word 'cute!'
I hoped he would eat them and explode.
When Loretta first saw me, she welcomed me as she flapped her long ears. However, her ears drooped more and more as I explained the reason I was here.
"You want to learn a sword technique? To slice monsters for sashimi?"
My long and sad tale that no one could listen to without crying was cut off in the middle by Loretta. Then, she looked at me like she was looking at an idiot.
"You're an idiot."
She said it!
"Why don't you make a hand knife and imbue mana into it?"
"I don't have the confidence to control it carefully. Not to mention, it's illogical to fillet a fish with your hand."
"Why can't you put mana into your spear?"
"I'm trying to hide the fact that I use spears."
"You're okay revealing that you can suddenly use swords?"
"I'm just learning it today, so it shouldn't matter."
"There's a better method than that sweaty and brutish method, Shin-nim."
 
When I heard Loretta's words, I became slightly uneasy. Sure enough, she took out a glowing blue kitchen knife from her pocket.
"A kitchen knife forged by a master craftsman, able to slice all food ingredients, even if they are monsters, without having to know even the basic of sword techniques! Its name is 'All Crusher!'"
"It's not allowed to crush everything!"
"If you buy it now, I'll throw in 'Burnt to White Ashes,'** a magical pot that can heat all food ingredients to the perfect temperature!"
"Both the kitchen knife and the pot have weird names… Also, it's not allowed to burn things to white ashes!"
"Don't be surprised, there's more! 'Drug,' a magical seasoning that can sublimate the taste of any food with just a single sprinkle! If you eat it once, you might get addicted and never be able to escape it!"
"Drug? Is that a narcotic? It isn't, right?"
"This mind-blowing combination of items is only 99,900 gold! They're only 99,900 gold!"
"Just say 100,000 gold."
"From my heart for Shin-nim, the 100 gold is… a service!"
Seeing Loretta make a heart with her two hands, I really considered flicking her forehead, but held myself back. Instead, I took out 100,000 gold and gave it to her.
"No, I just need 99,900 gold."
"Then I'll give 100 gold more as a service from my heart for Loretta."
"O-Oh."
Loretta's ears flapped wildly. I only gave back the gold she discounted, but she was incredibly happy. This elf really liked money. Then, Loretta spoke as she gave me the items with a blooming smile.
"Okay, I'll serve you some tea, so stay for a while. Huhu, Shin-nim is quite skilled at bargaining."
"Hm? Ah, tea time with Loretta is good too, but there's something I want to ask."
I put the kitchen knife, pot, and seasoning into my inventory, and tried to make a serious expression to explain what had happened today. That I had met another explorer as an enemy and that he was currently restrained.
Although Walker had agreed to betray Brightman, I had just beat him up severely, and it wasn't so easy to trust Walker, who had spent his entire life under Brightman's orders. I needed a way to ensure he wouldn't change his mind.
After listening to my story, Loretta made a thinking 'hmmm,' then rummaged through her pocket with a small exclamation.
"Something perfect for Shin-nim is right… here. Soul Contract."
It had a very dangerous sounding name.
"Let's see, since you've made more than two achievements, you can buy this too. It's pretty easy to use. You write the content both sides of the contract should keep with your blood. It doesn't matter what language you write it in. After that, say that you'll form a soul contract, and the contract will activate."
"That's it? It's that simple?"
"Ah, if either person violates the contract, the other person will take his soul, so be careful."
"This is a really dangerous contract!"
"But you need something like this, right?"
Loretta rolled the Soul Contract and gave it to me.
"It's 1,000,000 gold, but since no one's bought it for 500 years, I'll give it to you for 500,000 gold. That's the manufacture cost."
"A 50% discount, wow. It's still expensive though… Alright, here."
Dullahan gave me 100,000 gold each time I defeated him, and as I had defeated him over 80 times, I wasn't short on money. Even with the price I paid for Party Member Scarecrows, Floor Master Battle Vouchers, potions, equipment repair costs, and the equipment crafting cost I paid to Lin, I still had about 7,000,000 gold left. That is, I could spare 500,000 gold with only a light burden.
 
"Thanks for your purchase, customer!"
"Thanks, Loretta. I knew coming to you was a good idea."
"I, I'm… glad to be of help. I-If you there's anything troubling you, you can always look for me! As long as you pay for it, I can even make something I don't have!"
"No, I'll try to get Lin to take care of most of my needs. I'm here because my vitality hit zero. I did meet Lin, but I couldn't bother him during his date."
"… So you won't come over anymore?"
Loretta's ears drooped down. It was cute in a way, so I wanted to keep watching her, but Loretta's depressed appearance startled me, and I was making an excuse before I noticed it.
"N-No! I meant I won't visit Loretta only when I have something I need. I'll come over often, as long as it doesn't bother Loretta."
"It doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I'm almost bored to death! So please come over a lot!"
No, if you're that bored, do work… Aren't you the guild master…?
*
When I came back after some tea, Walker was crawling on the ground with his body and mouth wrapped in boxing tape.
"Walker, caterpillar suits you well too…"
"Mmmm!"
"His talking annoyed me, so I shut him up."
Hwaya was glaring at Walker with a reddened face. I first took the boxing tape off of Walker's mouth. Puha! He coughed out a mouthful of breath and complained.
"Damn it, I was only curious if Mastiford and you- kuaaak!"
"Walker, are you perhaps just stupid?"
Walker became a burning caterpillar and was wriggling violently, but I decided to leave him be until Hwaya calmed down. When Walker was letting out a slightly smoked smell, I showed him the contract.
"Alright, let's organize the content of the contract between us."
"You really are thorough. You even prepared something like this… What meaning is there to a contract? Don't tell me you think you could restrain me with the law?"
"No, and I'm not trying to restrain you. This is a Soul Contract, just something that gives me your soul if you break the contract. Don't worry about it too much."
"How can I not worry about it!? I'd rather be restrained by the law!"
"But you have no choice!"
"Damn it, no! I'm not doing it!"
"What, so you were planning on breaking your promise…?"
Hwaya spoke with a low voice and made a flame in her hand. A white flame. It was an incredibly hot flame. Walker seemed to have noticed how dangerous it was, as he swallowed his saliva. Then he silently pulled the contract toward him.
Clause one. Edward Walker (it was his real name) will not be able to directly or indirectly harm Hwaya Eleni Mastiford or Kang Shin, and this applies to their family, relatives, and friends.
"Well, of course, but I'm a bit worried just what 'direct' and 'indirect' encompasses."
"Simply put, you're not allowed to curse. Also, if you try to peek on me again, your soul might go flying from the mental stress I might take."
"I won't do it!"
Clause two. Kang Shin will safely take Edward Walker to Korea, and help him live a free life given that he does not violate the first clause.
"But what's your plan? It won't be easy to avoid Brightman's eyes."
"Don't worry, I have my ways."
Clause three. Edward Walker will carry out the following missions in exchange for not revealing his perverted actions publicly and privately.
 
First. Destroy all information about Hwaya Eleni Mastiford in Brightman's possession, and use his ability as a dungeon explorer to assist her to the greatest extent possible. Also, before Hwaya Eleni Mastiford gives her permission, do not appoint anyone as a dungeon explorer.
Second. Guard Kang Shin's younger sister, Kang Yua, perfectly.
"What's this?"
"It's exactly what it says. Brightman that bastard has a picture of me taking a ba, bath… I hate it! Get rid of it all! Also, when I make my dungeon explorer organization later, you have to help. I'll need your authority to appoint a dungeon explorer then too… That's my condition."
"No, I expected the first mission… Yeon Hwawoo, or rather, Kang Shin. What do you mean guarding your younger sister?"
"What are you talking about? I'm only accepting you to our side because of it."
I said as I glared at Walker.
"You see, my young sister is dangerously cute. Although I installed some safety devices, we live in a dangerous world. When something happens to my young sister and she's in trouble, I need someone to protect her until I get there. Your stealth ability and physical ability is perfect for a guard!"
"You… just for something like that…"
"Something like that?"
The fist I raised up flickered with lightning. Should I kill this bastard? Hwaya sighed and stopped me.
"You only need to guard Shin's younger sister from morning to afternoon, so you'll be free after that. You can be in the dungeon or whatever then. What dungeon did you say you were from again?"
"The Third Dungeon… damn it, my daily life is going to be completely gone."
"Ah, you're so noisy! You'll be free on the weekends! Just think of it as a job!"
"Kuk, a job of secretly guarding some young chick… I'd rather stay in the dungeon for the rest of my life."
"Shin, don't kill him."
I was already punching Walker's face, but thankfully, he didn't die.
"Hmph, you'll understand when you see my sister. In fact, you'll be thankful that I gave you the opportunity to guard such a pretty and cute reincarnation of an archangel."
"Kuuk… She's that pretty?"
"If you lay a single finger on her, you're dead. I'll rip you to shreds and burn you to cinders. I'll bring you back to life, kill you again, find you in hell, and turn you into powder."
"I-It's in the contract! I know even if you don't threaten me!"
Clause four. When requested by Hwaya Eleni Mastiford or Kang Shin, Edward Walker will participate in Event Raids and Event Dungeons. This clause takes priority over the second and third clause.
"That's it."
"You sure ask a lot of me…"
"You don't like it? Want me to give you a salary too?"
"I don't need it. I don't need you bossing me around even more."
"Alright then, repeat after me. I form a soul contract."
"Huu…. Damn it. I form a soul contract."
The moment we made our announcements, the Soul Contract floated up into the air and burned splendidly. Walker felt pain immediately afterwards and rolled on the ground.
"Kuuuuuuak!"
"Ah, maybe you can't curse us inwardly either. I heard your heart starts to hurt when the contract is about to be breached. If you continue, your soul will fly out, so be careful."
"Take it back, damn it, take it back! Kuaaaaaak!"
I wasn't sure how long it would take for Walker to calm down, but it was none of my business. After finishing my business with him, I got up from my seat with a refreshed mind. Hwaya looked up at me with curious eyes.
 
"Where are you going? After dealing with Walker and even going to the dungeon to get items, we didn't even have time to eat dinner yet."
"Huu, Hwaya, there's something I have to do. Something really important that I have to do right now."
"I don't know what it is… but do you need help?"
"No, it's something I have to do myself. Alright… I'm off then. I might be late, so you can eat first."
"O-Okay. Good luck…?"
Even as she waved me goodbye, Hwaya tilted her head curiously. I left her lodgings. The town and lake were both completely dark. There was no one in sight, and far in the lake, a melting tuna was breaching over the water…! Checking again that no one was around, I equipped my Crimson Dragon Scale Armor. In my hand was the All Crusher.
"Melting tuna sashimi… Wait for me, I'm coming!"
The next morning, there was a report of a strange monster running above the lake waters (borrowing Ruyue's power), screaming to attract monsters (Provoke), and calling down storms to slaughter them (Elemental Tempest). Thankfully, they hadn't seen me slice the melting tuna for sashimi…!
Author's Notes:
Can that be called freedom…? (Author's thinking)
Walker has joined the party with Soul Contract! Bambadabam! You obtained a good assassin to put to work!
PS – The hard-to-describe cookies: 'Nyaruko: Crawling With Love' reference
**. The pot's name 'Burnt to White Ashes': Referenced from Ashita no Joe's famous scene

The second moon marked the beginning of a revolutionary change.

With the emergence of monsters and dungeons in modern society, and the ability users who fights against them, the world faces a shift in its paradigm.

It heralds the advent of a new energy source and the decline of traditional occupations.

Common sense thus becomes uncommon sense, and imagination becomes reality.

I don't own this novel.

I'm publishing it there to read it offline and save it from the oblivion.

Primo: "What do you mean by what you just said?"
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "During a mission of mine in a world, I received a prophecy that my life would change forever, for this reason, when I found out that I had chat group in my mind I knew that it was the change that the prophecy spoke about!"
Reading what this member wrote, Hisashi understood two things. Who this member is, but also why she wrote that thing earlier.
Cutest Crawling Chaos is none other than Nyaruko, from the opera Haiyore! Nyaruko-san. It's practically the humanized and comic version of Nyarlathotep.
Oh, Comedy? So is Nyaruko weak? A person who is aware of the fourth wall can't be weak.
When Hisashi looked at Nyaruko the first time, he was shocked that Nyaruko has the strength to be aware of the fourth wall. Yet, she continues her life as if nothing had happened, falling in love with an ordinary human and living her comic story.
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "So what is this? I can't really figure it out. I know this is a chat group like those on Earth; still, I can't comprehend the essence of it."
Primo: "Read the announcement to understand exactly what it is. After all, it is much easier than writing a wall of text."
...
Meanwhile, in a very simple room, on a bed, there was a girl with long silver hair straightened out. Her bright green eyes were open, like when someone sees something they can't believe.
Above her head, there is a long strand of hair that took the shape of an exclamation point.
"Ohhhhh!" This girl's eyes were immediately filled with stars. She can't believe something like this exists, and she joined in as a member.
This novelty is something she knows is sure to bring new things to her "monotonous" life.
She immediately put down the manga she was holding to focus on this new "place" fully. The first thing she did is to do that "log-in" that the group leader talked about.
Seeing the number appear, the strand of hair began to swing from left to right.
"I knew it! My luck has always been good! Hahaha, 99 points!"
Immediately after, however, it seems that she noticed something. She looked even more carefully at that number, one second, two seconds, three seconds.
"Why 99 points! While you were there, you could have given me 100!" The silver-haired girl's expression was funny as she squirmed from this fit of "anger."
Just then, a voice appeared outside the door, "Nyaruko!"
The expression of the silver-haired girl who was called Nyaruko immediately became difficult to look at.
"Kuuko, leave me alone!" Nyaruko yelled in the direction of the door.
As soon as Nyaruko yelled this, there was a pause behind the door, but after a couple of seconds, the female voice returned to "attack."
"No, I won't go away unless I can first tie you to me with love ribbons so that your heart will belong to me and only to ..." The more the female voice continued to speak, the more it became "aroused." There were spaces between some words filled with indescribable sounds.
Nyaruko, unable to hear that voice anymore, opened the door and observed the figure who was just verbally harassing her.
Kuuko, as well as her academy company. A teenage girl with two long red ponytails that fall to her waist. Her eyes are red, and her skin complexion is a little pale.
Nyaruko doesn't know why she is so obsessed with her.
Seeing that Nyaruko left her room, this girl immediately smiled, only that along with that smile, there was something more, her cheeks blushed so much that they became red like there was a flame.
"Nyaruko, you finally opened up, so you finally made up your mind to be tied up by ... ahhh!"
Without her being able to continue saying anything else, Nyaruko raised her fist and hit on top of Kuuko's head, this perverted and obsessed girl.
Now, where Kuuko was, there was no one, but on the other hand, there was a hole who knows where it arrives.
Checking left and right, Nyaruko tried to see if she somehow managed to save herself from her fist, but seeing no one, she closed the door but not before taking a big sigh.
Really, Kuuko has to leave her alone. Nyaruko can't help but complain.
Returning to her room, Nyaruko slammed the door shut. Immediately after, she went back to the bed, looking with her own eyes at the cover of the manga she was holding shortly before.
"Chat Group or One Piece ..." Nyaruko put on a thoughtful air, but not a second later, she decided.
"Chat Group, so be it!"
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "I'm back!"
Primo: "Did something happen?"
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "Argh ... an academy friend that is a little too 'close.'"
Reading this, Hisashi immediately understood who Nyaruko is talking about.
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "Anyway, what are you all doing? I'm too bored, so I'd like to talk to you a little bit."
Primo: "We are on a mission. Apparently, something out of the rules has happened in a member's world, so we stepped in to help."
Edward Newgate: "Exactly, just like the leader said. They came to my world to help me resolve a special situation."
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "So this Dimensional Chat Group, isn't it pretty much the same as where I work in a sense? The Space Defense Agency's role is to help planets in crisis by sending agents like me."
Primo: "Mmm, that's not totally wrong. In a way, we're just like the organization you're talking about, but as you know, this chat group spans totally different dimensions, not just a single dimension."
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "Wait for a second, Edward Newgate? Are you Whitebeard?"
Edward Newgate: "Gurarara! Does this new member know the old man? I'm surprised, but what the leader said seemed to contain that possibility as well."
Primo: "Do you have One Piece in your world?"
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "Yes, I was reading this right now. I never expected something so special would appear in your world, something that requires other members' help.
Primo: "Nobody would have expected it, Whitebeard even less. Anyway, a few days and we should solve this problem."
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "Is it possible to join in this mission? There is a leech haunting me in this world, so I would like to go to other worlds to relax and forget about this annoying person."
Goddess of Middle Two Diseases: "There is no more space available for the mission, how sorry I am."
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "Then you can leave your place to me, don't you think?"
Hisashi watched what just happened without words. He never expected that Nyaruko has already made an "enemy," although it seems that it is not that bad.
Is it really that easy to get hostile? Hisashi is curious why Nyaruko and Othinus immediately started "fighting."
Women ... Hisashi shook his head after thinking for a few seconds.
Leaving the chat group, Hisashi looked towards the horizon, where he saw a huge red rock surface rising towards the sky.
This means that they are practically there and that Fish-Man Island is right below them.
"Whitebeard, what are we going to do now?" Hisashi asked, looking at Whitebeard while the latter was looking at the map.
Whitebeard thought about it for a few seconds before replying, "Let's go to Fish-Man Island. I don't feel sure I can find Teach in this open space."
Hisashi nodded while Othinus said nothing. She remained with her head bent over, reading the book.
In this way, Whitebeard's ship went to a nearby island to cover the Moby Dick. They paid the best coaters to coat the ship as quickly as possible.
While this was happening, at Marineford, the whole place was in turmoil.
In the Grand Admiral's office, a powerful voice reached the ears of most in Marineford. All the soldiers were used to this occurrence by now. After all, every time Garp goes to visit Sengoku, this happens.
Only this time it's different. Garp has nothing to do with this scream, so even if they're curious, they didn't go to "investigate."
At that moment, inside Sengoku's office, there were many people, not only him, but also the three admirals, together with Garp, Tsuru, and Zephyr.
Every person with power within the Navy gathered at that moment in Sengoku's office to discuss something that almost rocked the entire New World.
Whitebeard is moving towards the first part of the Grand Line. This thing is going to be a  catastrophe should it happen. For this reason, since they are Marines, they are tasked with stopping this or trying to stop it.
"What the hell does Whitebeard think he's doing!" Sengoku yelled as he slammed his fist on the coffee table, breaking it in the process.
"It's madness to leave one's territory to go to the first part of the Grand Line!"
"It's terrible ..." a ten-foot-tall man in a yellow suit said in a sarcastic but at the same time very laid-back tone of voice.
"Borsalino, be a little serious ..." The only woman inside the room said in the direction of that man, also known as Kizaru or Borsalino, admiral of the navy, in a pensive tone of voice.
"Pirates are pirates, no matter who they are, we absolutely have to remove them!"
Hearing this, Sengoku looked at one particular person. A stout man in a magma-red colored suit.
An extremist with problems concerning justice, in fact, for this person, justice is everything. For Sakazuki, it doesn't matter what it means. As long as the goal can be reached, he will not hesitate to sacrifice.
For this reason, many people in the navy are very dissatisfied with this general. Still, since this distorted justice also affects the age of piracy, they can do nothing but turn a blind eye, albeit badly.
Tsuru, who only opened her mouth to "scold" Borsalino, opened her eyes, "I have an idea that could be useful. From the information we have received, Whitebeard is currently on an island to coat his ship, which means he wants to cross through Fish-Man Island."
Hearing what Tsuru said, a light bulb lit in Sengoku's head, "I think I understand what you mean ... You want to sink Whitebeard's ship on its way to Fish-Man Island, right?"
Tsuru smiled without saying anything else. Only that smile said all there was to say.
Sengoku's expression didn't change at all, but his eyes wandered around the room until they noticed a figure.
Sengoku's serious expression immediately went "black."
"Garp!" A second scream overwhelmed the whole of Marineford, but this time all the marines recognized who was being scolded. Every look of every single marine has not changed. For them, this is something that happens almost every day.
"Whaddyouwant (What do you want)" Hearing this scream addressed at him, Garp immediately retorted. Only because of the donuts he had in his mouth he couldn't speak in a clear tone of voice.
"This is not the time to eat! When will you understand!" Sengoku screamed again, but this time contained within this room. Still, not even a second later, he sighed, "Forget it."
It has become like an instinct now, yelling at Garp, then sighing and letting it all go.
"Tsuyu's proposal is approved, but how are we going to sink Moby Dick?" Sengoku asked with a thoughtful air.
Seeing this, Tsuyu kept her smile, "Don't we have a cannon here?" She then moved her gaze over Garp, who was still filling his mouth with donuts.
"Garp, get ready. I want to see you on the ship in five minutes, understood?"
Garp didn't say anything, but he nodded with his head.
While this happened, the ship that the navy is considering sinking was being coated on an island. This process didn't take long as Whitebeard and his crew hired the best coaters, not only one but many.
In fact, in a few hours, the ship was completely coated.
Primo: "It looks like the ship has been coated. As soon as we get to Fish-Man Island, I'll open the video for you to see."
Cutest Crawling Chaos: "Remember to open the video, though, okay? Don't forget!"
Primo: "Yes, yes!"
Mad Scientist: "I never expected that this mission would last so long!"
Queen's Watchdog: "It's not easy to solve a mission where you have to look for a particular person, after all, especially in an entire world."
Hisashi closed the chat group to focus on what was about to happen.
The huge ship began to sink, and with that, a kind of bubble around it began to form, widening more and more as the ship went down.
Hisashi in his heart was struck. After all, he saw such a thing in real life for the first time.
Nobody would believe it in the original world that a resin can withstand pressure up to 10,000 meters under the sea.
The deeper the ship went, the more the sunlight faded due to the distance from the surface.
This was, soon the ship entered total darkness.

Hisashi, a very ordinary boy, is transported to the world of Naruto.
His situation, however, is not the best. He does not have any power, such as Ocular Abilities or Kekkei Genkai. Everything seems to be lost until he receives a chat group that will change his situation.

『Ding! "Edward Newgate" has joined the Dimensional Chat Group!』
『Ding! "Goddess of Middle Two Diseases" has joined the Dimensional Chat Group!』
『Ding! "Mad Scientist" has joined the Dimensional Chat Group!』
『Ding! "Queen's Watchdog" has joined the Dimensional Chat Group!』

Hisashi looked at these messages with amazement and happiness.

"I won't have to be a civilian for the rest of my life!" a small tear left the eyes of Hisashi.

The dungeon's Residential Area was packed with people today, as always. However, I headed straight to my mansion. I wasn't going there to rest but to visit the Fairy Garden through the Fairy Spring. In the pavilion on the way to Loretta's log cabin, I saw someone I had not seen on my last visit.

"Lin!"

"Oh, if it isn't Kang Shin, the Crown Prince who died on the 40th floor?"

"Kuk!"

I knew he would make fun of me! But why was he here? I gave him an inquisitive glance. At the same time, I noticed someone next to him. It was a cute girl with cat ears on her head, who was shaking her long tail slowly. It was Lokanyan.

"Hello, nyan."

"Hello, Lokanyan!"

"My name isn't Lokanyan, it's Loka, nyan!"

"I see, Lokanyan."

"Kyaaaaa!"

After making fun of Lokanyan, I turned my attention to Lin. Just like always, he had a cigarette in his mouth.

"Thanks to your vitality hitting zero, I became free for a week, so I'm enjoying my sweet vacation."

"I see. Well, you must be tired from making all that equipment for me. Thanks again, Lin."

"You really hate losing, don't you…!?"

"Lin nyan, Loka nyan made cookies, nyan. Eat some, nyan! Everyone liked it, nyan!"

As Lin's hand holding his cigarette shook, Lokanyan pushed a plate in front of him, which had cookie-like things piled on top of it. Were they items? I mean, they looked just like poison items!

"Ah, I was wondering where everyone went… Loka, you sent them away, I see."

"That's rude, nyan! Everyone shook because it was so delicious, nyan! Everyone said they'd bring them home to eat them, nyan!"

"There's this much left after that…? Damn, they should've taken a bit more for me…!"

"Don't say that, nyan! Try them, nyan! I put in lots of love for Lin, nyan!"

"I don't need them… Ah, I know."

"Alright, Lin, have a nice day. Lokanyan, I'm cheering for you!"

"Hey, wait! Kang Shin!"

"Oooh! You're a good guy, nyan! Goodbye, nyan!"

I had no intention of trying out cookies that would make even a draconian tremble in fear. Putting an end to Lin's attempt to get me to try those cookies, I wished him luck and headed to Loretta. I ignored Lin's scream that I vaguely heard behind me and spat on the ground. A girl was trying to give him handmade cookies! It was a situation straight out of a manhwa. Not to mention, the girl was a cat-eared beauty that embodied the word 'cute!'

I hoped he would eat them and explode.

When Loretta first saw me, she welcomed me as she flapped her long ears. However, her ears drooped more and more as I explained the reason I was here.

"You want to learn a sword technique? To slice monsters for sashimi?"

My long and sad tale that no one could listen to without crying was cut off in the middle by Loretta. Then, she looked at me like she was looking at an idiot.

"You're an idiot."

She said it!

"Why don't you make a hand knife and imbue mana into it?"

"I don't have the confidence to control it carefully. Not to mention, it's illogical to fillet a fish with your hand."

"Why can't you put mana into your spear?"

"I'm trying to hide the fact that I use spears."

"You're okay revealing that you can suddenly use swords?"

"I'm just learning it today, so it shouldn't matter."

"There's a better method than that sweaty and brutish method, Shin-nim."

When I heard Loretta's words, I became slightly uneasy. Sure enough, she took out a glowing blue kitchen knife from her pocket.

"A kitchen knife forged by a master craftsman, able to slice all food ingredients, even if they are monsters, without having to know even the basics of sword techniques! Its name is 'All Crusher!'"

"It's not allowed to crush everything!"

"If you buy it now, I'll throw in 'Burnt to White Ashes,' a magical pot that can heat all food ingredients to the perfect temperature!"

"Both the kitchen knife and the pot have weird names… Also, it's not allowed to burn things to white ashes!"

"Don't be surprised, there's more! 'Drug,' a magical seasoning that can sublimate the taste of any food with just a single sprinkle! If you eat it once, you might get addicted and never be able to escape it!"

"Drug? Is that a narcotic? It isn't, right?"

"This mind-blowing combination of items is only 99,900 gold! They're only 99,900 gold!"

"Just say 100,000 gold."

"From my heart for Shin-nim, the 100 gold is… a service!"

Seeing Loretta make a heart with her two hands, I really considered flicking her forehead but held myself back. Instead, I took out 100,000 gold and gave it to her.

"No, I just need 99,900 gold."

"Then I'll give 100 gold more as a service from my heart for Loretta."

"O-Oh."

Loretta's ears flapped wildly. I only gave back the gold she discounted, but she was incredibly happy. This elf really liked money. Then, Loretta spoke as she gave me the items with a blooming smile.

"Okay, I'll serve you some tea, so stay for a while. Huhu, Shin-nim is quite skilled at bargaining."

"Hm? Ah, tea time with Loretta is good too, but there's something I want to ask."

I put the kitchen knife, pot, and seasoning into my inventory, and tried to make a serious expression to explain what had happened today. That I had met another explorer as an enemy and that he was currently restrained.

Although Walker had agreed to betray Brightman, I had just beat him up severely, and it wasn't so easy to trust Walker, who had spent his entire life under Brightman's orders. I needed a way to ensure he wouldn't change his mind.

After listening to my story, Loretta made thinking 'hmmm,' then rummaged through her pocket with a small exclamation.

"Something perfect for Shin-nim is right… here. Soul Contract."

It had a very dangerous sounding name.

"Let's see, since you've made more than two achievements, you can buy this too. It's pretty easy to use. You write the content both sides of the contract should keep with your blood. It doesn't matter what language you write it in. After that, say that you'll form a soul contract, and the contract will activate."

"That's it? It's that simple?"

"Ah, if either person violates the contract, the other person will take his soul, so be careful."

"This is a really dangerous contract!"

"But you need something like this, right?"

Loretta rolled the Soul Contract and gave it to me.

"It's 1,000,000 gold, but since no one's bought it for 500 years, I'll give it to you for 500,000 gold. That's the manufacturing cost."

"A 50% discount, wow. It's still expensive though… Alright, here."

Dullahan gave me 100,000 gold each time I defeated him, and as I had defeated him over 80 times, I wasn't short on money. Even with the price I paid for Party Member Scarecrows, Floor Master Battle Vouchers, potions, equipment repair costs, and the equipment crafting cost I paid to Lin, I still had about 7,000,000 gold left. That is, I could spare 500,000 gold with only a light burden.

"Thanks for your purchase, my customer!"

"Thanks, Loretta. I knew to come to you was a good idea."

"I, I'm… glad to be of help. I-If you there's anything troubling you, you can always look for me! As long as you pay for it, I can even make something I don't have!"

"No, I'll try to get Lin to take care of most of my needs. I'm here because my vitality hit zero. I did meet Lin, but I couldn't bother him during his date."

"… So you won't come over anymore?"

Loretta's ears drooped down. It was cute in a way, so I wanted to keep watching her, but Loretta's depressed appearance startled me, and I was making an excuse before I noticed it.

"N-No! I meant I won't visit Loretta only when I have something I need. I'll come over often, as long as it doesn't bother Loretta."

"It doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I'm almost bored to death! So please come over a lot!"

No, if you're that bored, do work… Aren't you the guild master…?

*

When I came back after some tea, Walker was crawling on the ground with his body and mouth wrapped in boxing tape.

"Walker, caterpillar suits you well too…"

"Mmmm!"

"His talking annoyed me, so I shut him up."

Hwaya was glaring at Walker with a reddened face. I first took the boxing tape off of Walker's mouth. Puha! He coughed out a mouthful of breath and complained.

"Damn it, I was only curious if Mastiford and you- kuaaak!"

"Walker, are you perhaps just stupid?"

Walker became a burning caterpillar and was wriggling violently, but I decided to leave him be until Hwaya calmed down. When Walker was letting out a slightly smoked smell, I showed him the contract.

"Alright, let's organize the content of the contract between us."

"You really are thorough. You even prepared something like this… What meaning is there to a contract? Don't tell me you think you could restrain me with the law?"

"No, and I'm not trying to restrain you. This is a Soul Contract, just something that gives me your soul if you break the contract. Don't worry about it too much."

"How can I not worry about it!? I'd rather be restrained by the law!"

"But you have no choice!"

"Damn it, no! I'm not doing it!"

"What, so you were planning on breaking your promise…?"

Hwaya spoke with a low voice and made a flame in her hand. A white flame. It was an incredibly hot flame. Walker seemed to have noticed how dangerous it was, as he swallowed his saliva. Then he silently pulled the contract toward him.

Clause one. Edward Walker (it was his real name) will not be able to directly or indirectly harm Hwaya Eleni Mastiford or Kang Shin, and this applies to their family, relatives, and friends.

"Well, of course, but I'm a bit worried just what 'direct' and 'indirect' encompasses."

"Simply put, you're not allowed to curse. Also, if you try to peek on me again, your soul might go flying from the mental stress I might take."

"I won't do it!"

Clause two. Kang Shin will safely take Edward Walker to Korea, and help him live a free life given that he does not violate the first clause.

"But what's your plan? It won't be easy to avoid Brightman's eyes."

"Don't worry, I have my ways."

Clause three. Edward Walker will carry out the following missions in exchange for not revealing his perverted actions publicly and privately.

First. Destroy all information about Hwaya Eleni Mastiford in Brightman's possession, and use his ability as a dungeon explorer to assist her to the greatest extent possible. Also, before Hwaya Eleni Mastiford gives her permission, do not appoint anyone as a dungeon explorer.

Second. Guard Kang Shin's younger sister, Kang Yua, perfectly.

"What's this?"

"It's exactly what it says. Brightman that bastard has a picture of me taking a ba, bath… I hate it! Get rid of it all! Also, when I make my dungeon explorer organization later, you have to help. I'll need your authority to appoint a dungeon explorer then too… That's my condition."

"No, I expected the first mission… Yeon Hwawoo, or rather, Kang Shin. What do you mean guarding your younger sister?"

"What are you talking about? I'm only accepting you to our side because of it."

I said as I glared at Walker.

"You see, my young sister is dangerously cute. Although I installed some safety devices, we live in a dangerous world. When something happens to my young sister and she's in trouble, I need someone to protect her until I get there. Your stealth ability and physical ability is perfect for a guard!"

"You… just for something like that…"

"Something like that?"

The fist I raised up flickered with lightning. Should I kill this bastard? Hwaya sighed and stopped me.

"You only need to guard Shin's younger sister against morning to afternoon, so you'll be free after that. You can be in the dungeon or whatever then. What dungeon did you say you were from again?"

"The Third Dungeon… damn it, my daily life is going to be completely gone."

"Ah, you're so noisy! You'll be free on the weekends! Just think of it as a job!"

"Kuk, a job of secretly guarding some young chick… I'd rather stay in the dungeon for the rest of my life."

"Shin, don't kill him."

I was already punching Walker's face, but thankfully, he didn't die.

"Hmph, you'll understand when you see my sister. In fact, you'll be thankful that I gave you the opportunity to guard such a pretty and cute reincarnation of an archangel."

"Kuuk… She's that pretty?"

"If you lay a single finger on her, you're dead. I'll rip you to shreds and burn you to cinders. I'll bring you back to life, kill you again, find you in hell, and turn you into powder."

"I-It's in the contract! I know even if you don't threaten me!"

Clause four. When requested by Hwaya Eleni Mastiford or Kang Shin, Edward Walker will participate in Event Raids and Event Dungeons. This clause takes priority over the second and third clauses.

"That's it."

"You sure ask a lot of me…"

"You don't like it? Want me to give you a salary too?"

"I don't need it. I don't need you bossing me around even more."

"Alright then, repeat after me. I form a soul contract."

"Huu…. Damn it. I form a soul contract."

The moment we made our announcements, the Soul Contract floated up into the air and burned splendidly. Walker felt pain immediately afterward and rolled on the ground.

"Kuuuuuuak!"

"Ah, maybe you can't curse us inwardly either. I heard your heart starts to hurt when the contract is about to be breached. If you continue, your soul will fly out, so be careful."

"Take it back, damn it, take it back! Kuaaaaaak!"

I wasn't sure how long it would take for Walker to calm down, but it was none of my business. After finishing my business with him, I got up from my seat with a refreshed mind. Hwaya looked up at me with curious eyes.

"Where are you going? After dealing with Walker and even going to the dungeon to get items, we didn't even have time to eat dinner yet."

"Huu, Hwaya, there's something I have to do. Something really important that I have to do right now."

"I don't know what it is… but do you need help?"

"No, it's something I have to do myself. Alright… I'm off then. I might be late, so you can eat first."

"O-Okay. Good luck…?"

Even as she waved me goodbye, Hwaya tilted her head curiously. I left her lodgings. The town and lake were both completely dark. There was no one in sight, and far in the lake, a melting tuna was breaching over the water…! Checking again that no one was around, I equipped my Crimson Dragon Scale Armor. In my hand was the All Crusher.

"Melting tuna sashimi… Wait for me, I'm coming!"

The next morning, there was a report of a strange monster running above the lake waters (borrowing Ruyue's power), screaming to attract monsters (Provoke), and calling down storms to slaughter them (Elemental Tempest). Thankfully, they hadn't seen me slice the melting tuna for sashimi…!

Author's Notes:
Can that be called freedom…? (Author's thinking)
Walker has joined the party with Soul Contract! Bambadabam! You obtained a good assassin to put to work!

PS – 1. The hard-to-describe cookies: 'Nyaruko: Crawling With Love' reference

2. The pot's name 'Burnt to White Ashes': Referenced from Ashita no Joe's famous scene

The second moon marked the beginning of a revolutionary change.

With the emergence of monsters and dungeons in modern society and the ability users who fight against them, the world faces a shift in its paradigm.

It heralds the advent of a new energy source and the decline of traditional occupations.

Common sense thus becomes warped and imagination becomes reality.

1.07-Ghost
2.11eyes
3..hack//Legend Of The Twilight
4..hack//Roots
5..hack//SIGN
6.3-gatsu no Lion
7.Accel World
8.Afro Samurai
9.Ah! My Goddess
10.Ajin
11.Ai Yori Aoshi
12.Air
13.Air Gear
14.Air Master
15.Akagi
16.Akane-Iro Ni Somaru Saka
17.Akikan!
18.Akuma no Riddle
19.Angel Beats!
20.Ano Natsu de Matteru
21.Another
22.Ao no Exorcist
23.Aoi Sekai no Chuushin de
24.Arakawa Under the Bridge
25.Ao no Kanata no Four Rhythm
26.Arata Kangatari
27.Arcana Famiglia
28.Astarotte no Omocha!
29.Asu No Yoichi!
30.Avatar: The Last Airbender
31.Ayakashi
32.Ace of The Diamond
33.Attack on Titan
34.Akame ga Kill!
35.Ao Haru Ride
36.Ashita no Joe
37.Angel Tales
38.Arad Senki: Slap Up Party
39.Angel Densetsu
40.Amagi Brilliant Park
41.Akatsuki no Yona
42.Ansatsu Kyoushitsu (TV)
43.Absolute Duo
44.Arslan Senki (TV)
45.Aoharu x Kikanjuu
46.Ben-To 
47.B Gata H Kei
48.Baby Steps
49.Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
50.Bakemonogatari
51.Baki The Grappler
52.Bakuman
53.Basquash!
54.Battle Programmer Shirase
55.Beelzebub
56.Black Blood Brothers
57.Black Bullet
58.Black Cat
59.Black Lagoon
60.Blade of The Immortal
61.Blassreiter
62.BlazBlue: Alter Memory
63.Bleach
64.Blood Lad
65.Boku no Hero Academia
66.Btooom!
67.Bus Gamer
68.Busou Renkin
69.Break Blade
70.Beck
71.Beet the Vandel Buster
72.Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
73.Boku dake ga Inai Machi
74.Blue Dragon
75.Bounen No Xamdou
76.Brave 10
77.Big Order
78.Bungou Stray Dogs
79.Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren
80.Clannad
81.Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
82.Code:Breaker
83.Cuticle Tantei Inaba
84.Comic Party
85.C The Money of Soul and Possibility Control
86.Campione!
87.Charlotte
88.Captain Earth
89.Chaos Head
90.Cluster Edge
91.Chrome Shelled Regios
92.Death Parade
93.D-Frag!
94.D.Gray-man
95.D.N. Angel
96.Da Capo
97.Death Note 
98.Dakara Boku wa, H ga Dekinai.
99.Danganronpa
100.Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge
101.Darker Than Black
102.Date A Live
103.Deadman Wonderland
104.DearS
105.Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu
106.Devil May Cry
107.Devil Survivor 2 The Animation
108.Dragon Ball Z
109.DNA 
110.Dog Days
111.Dragon Crisis!
112.Dragon Drive
113.Dragonaut: The Resonance
114.Denpa Kyoushi (TV)
115.Danmachi
116.Duel Masters
117.DRAMAtical Murder
118.Dimension W
119.Dagashi Kashi
120.Divine Gate
121.Drifters
122.Ebiten: Kouritsu Ebisugawa Koukou Tenmonbu
123.Eden of the East
124.Elemental Gelade
125.Eureka Seven
126.Eyeshield 21
127.Flame of Recca
128.Fuuka
129.Fairy Tail
130.Fate/stay night
131.Final Approach
132.FLCL
133.Freezing
134.Fullmetal Alchemist
135.Full Metal Panic!
136.Gakusen Toshi Asterisk
137.Gungrave
138.Gun x Sword
139.Gatekeepers 21
140.Gantz
141.Golgo 13
142.Grisaia no Rakuen
143.Gin no Guardian
144.Gugure! Kokkuri-san
145.Gunslinger Stratos: The Animation
146.Groove Adventure Rave
147.Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri
148.Gatekeepers
149.Giant Killing
150.Gangsta.
151.God Eater
152.Gokusen
153.Golden Boy
154.Golden Time
155.Great Teacher Onizuka
156.Guilty Crown
157.Hagure Yuusha no Estetica
158.Haikyuu!!
159.Highschool DxD 
160.Haiyore! Nyaruko-san
161.Hundred
162.Hajime No Ippo
163.Hunter x Hunter
164.Hamatora The Animation
165.Hataraku Maou-sama!
166.Hellsing
167.Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko.
168.Heroic Age
169.Heroman
170.Hatsukoi Monster
171.High School of The Dead 
172.Hikaru no Go
173.Hitsugi no Chaika
174.History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
175.Hitori no Shita: The Outcast
176.Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Girls
177.Hyouka
178.Inazuma Eleven
179.Initial D
180.Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
181.Isuca
182.Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou
183.Ichigo 100%
184.Ikkitousen
185.Infinite Stratos 
186.Inu to Hasami wa Tsukaiyou
187.Inuyasha
188.Isekai no Seikishi Monogatari
189.Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi
190.Jyu Oh Sei
191.JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 
192.Jormungand
193.Jitsu wa Watashi wa
194.Juuou Mujin no Fafnir
195.Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi
196.Kuroko no Basket
197.Kampfer
198.Kanojo ga Flag wo Oraretara
199.Kanokon
200.Kanon
201.Koutetsu Sangokushi
202.Karneval
203.Katanagatari
204.Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!
205.Kazemakase Tsukikage Ran
206.Kenzen Robo Daimidaler
207.Kono Aozora ni Yakusoku wo
208.Kill la Kill
209.Kaitou Joker
210.King of Bandit Jing 
211.Kingdom
212.Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
213.K: Return of Kings
214.Kono Naka ni Hitori, Imouto ga Iru!
215.Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?
216.Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!
217.Kuzu no Honkai
218.Kyo kara Maoh!
219.Kyou kara Ore wa!!
220.Kyoukai no Kanata
221.Kekkaishi
222.Kiba
223.Kiseijuu: Sei no Kakuritsu
224.Kenka Banchou Otome: Girl Beats Boys
225.Koyomimonogatari
226.Kaze no Stigma
227.Kage Kara Mamoru!
228.Kaichou Wa Maid-sama
229.Kuusen Madoushi Kouhosei no Kyoukan
230.Kakumeiki Valvrave
231.Legend of the Condor Hero
232.Lance N' Masques
233.Log Horizon
234.Law of Ueki
235.Linebarrels of Iron
236.Loveless
237.Love Stage!!
238.Luck & Logic
239.Mouse
240.Mad Bull 34
241.Mushibugyou
242.Mutsu Enmei Ryuu Gaiden: Shura No Toki
243.Myself ; Yourself
244.Masamune-kun no Revenge
245.Mahou Sensei Negima!
246.Magi: Sinbad no Bouken (TV)
247.Mujaki no Rakuen
248.Magic Kaito
249.Madan no Ou to Vanadis
250.Mob Psycho 100
251.Maburaho
252.Machine-Doll wa Kizutsukanai
253.Musekinin Kanchou Tylor
254.Maken-Ki!
254.Magikano
255.Mahou Senshi Louie
256.Mahou Sensou
257.MAR Awakens Romance
258.Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei
259.Musaigen no Phantom World
260.Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai!
261.Majin Bone
262.Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
263.Majimoji Rurumo
264.Mamoru-kun Ni Megami No Shukufuku Wo!
265.Maoyuu Maou Yuusha
266.Mashiroiro Symphony
267.Mayo Chiki!
268.Mayoi Neko Overrun!
269.Medaka Box
270.Medabots
271.Mekakucity Actors
272.Mirai Nikki
273.Mitsudomoe
274.Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
275.MM!
276.Mondaiji-tachi 
277.Ninku
278.Nabari No Ou
279.Negima!? Magister Negi Magi
280.Naruto Shippuuden
281.Nisekoi
282.No Game No Life
283.Nobunaga The Fool
284.Nanbaka
285.Night Head Genesis
286.Netoge no Yome 
287.Noragami 
288.Nejimaki Seirei Senki: Tenkyou no Alderamin
289.Nazo no Kanojo X
290.Needless
291.Night Wizard
292.No.6
293.Nobunaga Concerto
294.Nurarihyon no Mago
295.Nyan Koi!
296.Overlord 
297.Onihei
298.Owari no Seraph
299.One Punch Man
300.Ore ga Ojousama
301.Ore, Twintails ni Narimasu.
302.Ore Monogatari!!
303.Oda Nobuna no Yabou
304.Oku-sama ga Seito Kaichou!
305.Onegai Teacher
306.Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai 
307.Ookami-san to Shichinin no Nakama-tachi
308.Ore no Imouto 
309.Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi 
310.Outbreak Company
311.Outlaw Star
312.OverDrive
313.Overman King Gainer
314.Ore no Nounai Sentakushi ga
315.Prince of Tennis
316.Princess Lover!
317.Princess Resurrection
318.Project Arms
319.Psychic Detective Yakumo
320.Pumpkin Scissors
321.Phi Brain: Kami no Puzzle
322.Persona 4 The Animation
323.Phantasy Star Online 2 The Animation
324.Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai!
325.Prison School
326.Paranoia Agent
327.PeaceMaker Kurogane
328.Quan zhi fa shi 
329.Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin (TV)
330.Reikenzan
331.Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin
332.Ranma 1/2
333.Recorder to Randoseru
334.Rental Magica
335.Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry
336.Romeo x Juliet
337.Rozen Maiden
338.Rurouni Kenshin
339.ReLIFE
340.Rokudenashi Majutsu 
341.Renai Boukun
342.Rosario to Vampire
343.Rail Wars!
344.Rokujouma no Shinryakusha!?
345.Rokka no Yuusha
346.Street Fighter II V
347.Strike the Blood
348.Suisei no Gargantia
349.Sword Art Online
350.Sengoku Musou
351.Seisen Cerberus: Ryuukoku no Fatalités
352.Seikoku no Dragonar
353.Seiren
354.Sousei no Onmyouji
355.Sidonia no Kishi
356.Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii
357.Sekai Seifuku: Bouryaku no Zvezda
358.Sakamoto desu ga?
359.Seiken No Blacksmith
360.Shokugeki no Souma
361.S-Cry-Ed
362.Sacred Seven
363.Seitokai Yakuindomo
364.Shinmai Maou no Testament
365.School Days
366.Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo
367.Saiki Kusuo no Ψ-nan (TV)
368.Samurai 7
369.Samurai Deeper Kyo
370.Samurai Flamenco
371.Sankarea
372.Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
373.Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso
374.Sekirei
375.Sengoku Basara
376.Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka
377.Shaman King
378.Saber Marionette 
379.Seiken Tsukai no World Break
380.Shining Hearts
381.Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance
382.Shuffle!
383.Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut
384.Shinkyoku Soukai Polyphonica Crimson S
385.Soul Hunter
386.Spawn
387.Speed Grapher
388.Shimoneta to Iu Gainen
389.Star Driver: Kagayaki no Takuto
390.Tiger & Bunny 
391.Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
392.To LOVE-Ru
393.The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
394.Tonari no Seki-kun
395.Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge
396.Tenjou Tenge
397.The Legend of Black Heaven
398.The World God Only Knows
399.Tenchi Muyo! GXP
400.Tenchi in Tokyo
401.The Seven Deadly Sins
402.Toaru Majutsu No Index
403.Trinity Seven
404.Taboo Tattoo
405.Tokyo Majin 
406.Tenshi na Konamaiki
407.Tokyo Ravens
408.Tokyo Underground
409.Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun
410.Toradora!
411.Trigun
412.Tokyo Ghoul
413.Triage X
414.Tales of Zestiria
415.Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
416.Trickster: Edogawa Ranpo
417.Ushio to Tora
418.Utawarerumono
419.Virtua Fighter
420.Vandread
421.Witch Craft Works 
422.World Trigger
423.Walkure Romanze
424.Wandaba Style
425.World Destruction
426.Xam'd: Lost Memories
427.Yugo the Negotiator
428.Yoru no Yatterman
429.Youjo Senki
430.Yamada-kun to 7-nin no Majo
431.Yu Yu Hakusho
432.Z/X: Ignition
433.Zankyou no Terror
434.Zero no Tsukaima
435.Zetman
436.Zetsuen no Tempest
437.Zettai Karen Children: The Unlimited 
438.Zatch Bell
439.Midori Days
440.Oregairu
441.Yuusha ni Narenakatta Ore wa Shibushibu
442.Demi-chan wa Kataritai 
443.Eromanga-sensei
444.Dakara Boku wa, H ga Dekinai
445.Rakshasa Street
446.Noucome
447.Taimadou Gakuen 35
448.Danna ga Nani o Itteiru 
449.Knight's & Magic 
450.Tenshi no 3P
451.Isekai wa Smartphone to Tomo ni.
452.Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi no Kyoushitsu e
453.Youkai Apartment no Yuuga na Nichijou
454.Tsurezure Children
455.Hajimete no Gal
456.Gamers
457.Koi to Uso
458.Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka
459.Seikaisuru Kado
460.Quan Zhi Gao Shou
461.Atom: The Beginning
462.Re:Creators
463.Shoukoku no Altair
464.Watch B The Beginning 
465.Inuyashiki
466.Sword Gai: The Animation
467.Overlord Season 2
468.Boku no Kanojo ga Majimesugiru Sho-bitch na Ken
469.UQ Holder
470.Towa No Guon
471.The Law of Ueki
472.My Cultivator Girlfriend 
473.Megalo Box
474.Sword Art Online Alternative Gun Gale Online
475.Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo no Dorei Majutsu
476.Shichisei no Subaru
477.Angolmois: Genkou Kassenki
478.Hyakuren no Haou to Seiyaku no Valkyria
479.Persona 5 the Animation
480.Nobunaga Concerto
481.Kitsune no Koe
482.That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime
483.Goblin Slayer 
484.Ore ga Suki nano wa Imouto dakedo Imouto ja Nai
485.Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume wo Minai
486.Ken En Ken: Aoki Kagayaki
487.Tokyo Ghoul:re 2nd Season 
488.Cupid's Chocolates 
489.Aho Girl
490.Hinamatsuri
491.Sakamoto desu ga?
492.Yuragi-sou no Yuuna-san 
493.Ladies vs. Butlers
494.BLOODIVORES 
495.Doukyonin wa Hiza, Tokidoki, Atama no Ue
496.Mob Psycho 100 Season 2
497.Bokutachi wa Benkyou ga Dekinai 
498.Quintessential Quintuplets
499.Kenja no Mago
500.Date A Live III
501.One Punch Man 2nd Season
502.Nande Koko ni Sensei ga
503.Dororo to Hyakkimaru 2019
504.Kimetsu no Yaiba
505.Nobunaga-sensei no Osanazuma
506.Kengan Ashura
507.Maou-sama, Retry!
508.Isekai Cheat Magician
509.If It's for My Daughter
510.Hensuki: Are You Willing to Fall in Love with a Pervert
511.Arifureta Shokugyou de Sekai Saikyou
512.Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka II

All The Anime Series Have Completed In My Life

Entramos a una habitación pequeña en la que solo hay una pantalla enorme; una mesa en el centro con maracas, panderetas, un par de micrófonos, varios menús y lo que parece ser una tablet, y dos sillones en lados opuestos.
Izumi-san corre, se lanza sobre uno de los sillones y cae estruendosamente.
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Ella no se mueve.
—¿Izumi-san, Estás bien? —pregunta Hamano-san, e Izumi-san se gira y queda boca arriba en el sillón.
Se vuelve hacia Hamano-san y:
—¡Ven, Sotoka-chan, está bien a gusto! 
Hamano-san camina hacia el sillón, se acerca a Izumi-san y le da dos palmaditas en el hombro. Izumi-san se levanta y se sienta.
Hamano-san se sienta a un lado de ella.
—Vénganse —nos dice Hamano-san.
Ino-san se dirige al otro sillón y se sienta ahí.
Y yo me siento junto a ella por 1) simple simetría; 2) porque, en dado caso de que me sentara junto a Hamano-san e Izumi-san, estaríamos muy apretadas las tres en el mismo sillón; 3) probablemente heriría los sentimientos de Ino-san si la dejaba sola; 4) Hamano-san e Izumi-san quizá sean pareja, por lo que lo mejor en estos casos sería no interrumpirlas ni interponerse, y 5) creo que Ino-san me cae bien –es una persona inteligente, racional y conoce muchas bandas. 
—Muy bien —Hamano-san toma una pandereta y se la da a Izumi-san—. Si quieren agarrar las maracas o algo. 
—Paso —dice Ino-san.
Hamano-san suspira.
—Amargada como siempre. Y ¿tú, Khanna-san? —me pregunta Hamano-san.
—No, gracias; no sé cómo se tocan. Y tampoco sé cantar.
—Son solo unas maracas —dice Ino-san—. Las agitas y ya.
—Y ¿por qué no las agarras tú? —pregunta Hamano-san con una sonrisa afectada.
—Porque no quiero —responde Ino-san.
—Tsk. Amargada como siempre —repite Hamano-san—. Pero, bueno, no las agarres si no quieres, Khana-san. Y dejen les explico —nos dice a todas y toma la tablet—: aquí ponemos las canciones que vamos a cantar, y estas van a aparecer en la pantalla. Allá —señala el intercomunicador que está a un lado de la puerta— pedimos refrescos, botanas y lo que queramos.
—Uh, uh, ¿podemos pedir unos nachos? —pregunta Izumi-san.
—¿Ahorita? —dice Ino-san.
—Sí, es muy temprano —dice Hamano-san—Si quieres primero pedimos los refrescos —Hamano-san se levanta de su lugar y se dirige al intercomunicador.
—¿Qué van a querer? —pregunta.
—Para mí una Coca-Cola, Sotoka-chan —dice Izumi-san.
—Té verde —dice Ino-san.
—Y un agua para mí, por favor —digo yo.
—De verdad te gusta el agua, Khanna-san.
—No me gusta —respondo—; bueno, no me gusta ni me disgusta ya que el agua es prácticamente insípida, pero la elegí porque, debido a que vamos a estar cantando constantemente, debo tener mis cuerdas bucales bien hidratadas para que no se dañen de ninguna forma, aunque no es como que las use demasiado, a decir verdad, pero dañarlas no es nada recomendable en ninguna situación. Además es la bebida que brinda la mayor hidratación al menor precio, por lo que no hay mejor opción.
Izumi-san entonces se levanta de su lugar, me toma de la mano y la comienza a agitar violentamente.
—¡ERES UNA GENIO, HANNA-SAN! ¡¿ESTÁS SEGURA DE QUE NO ERES MI SENPAI?! 
—Nunca había escuchado esa palabra. ¿Qué significa?
—¡HANNA-SENPAI, HANNA-SENPAI! ¡DE AHORA EN ADELANTE SERÁS HANNA-SENPAI!
—Um… ok, pero ¿qué es un senpai?
—Y tú, Sotoka-chan —Izumi-san me ignora completamente—, mejor pide agua para que no te lastimes tu garganta.
—Así estoy bien —dice Hamano-san—, pero gracias.
—¡NO, NO ESTÁ BIEN, SOTOKA-CHAN; SI TE LASTIMAS VAS A PERDER TU HERMOSA VOZ, Y YO NO VOY A DEJAR QUE ESO PASE! 
—Así estoy bien. En serio. No te apures —Hamano-san presiona el botón del intercomunicador y lo mantiene presionado al hablar—. Buenos días, te encargo una Coca-Cola, un té verde, un agua natural y un refresco de fresa para mí, por favor. 
—¡Y OTRA AGUA PARA SOTOKA-CHAN! —grita Izumi-san.
—¡Que no quiero agua! —Hamano-san le grita a Izumi-san.
—¡NECESITAS AGUA! ¡DÉJAME PROTEGER TU SONRISA; TÚ ERES MI WAIFU!
—¡No sé qué es eso, y estoy bien, en serio!
—¡PERO, SOTOKA-CHAN, KIITEKUDASAI!
—¡Que no te entiendo, y si me vuelves a decir algo del agua me voy a enojar contigo y te voy a dejar de hablar por hoy!
Izumi-san mira a Sotoka-chan como si quisiera gritar y hacer un berrinche.
Pero al final no dice nada. 
—Perdón —Hamano-san le dice al intercomunicador—. No traiga esto último. Gracias —Hamano-san deja de presionar el botón del intercomunicador y regresa a su lugar.
Izumi-san toma la tablet y comienza a revisar las canciones disponibles. 
—¿Tú vas a empezar, Izumi-chan? —pregunta Hamano-san—. Y ¿cuál nos vas a cantar?
Pero Izumi-san no dice nada.
—Ay, ¿a poco te enojaste por eso? —le pregunta Hamano-san –aunque la respuesta es más que obvia. 
Izumi-san no dice nada.
—Pues no quiero tomar agua, y no me va a pasar nada. Y tú ya no le des ideas, Khanna-san.
—Yo nunca dije que no tomar agua podía dañar tu voz. Aunque la posibilidad existe.
—Mejor ya no le digas nada de eso, Khanna-san. Y ya perdón, Izumi-chan, y ya dime: ¿qué canción nos vas a cantar?
Izumi-san se vuelve hacia Hamano-san con una sonrisa en el rostro.
—Va a ser un dueto entre nosotros dos, Sotoka-chan. Y la canción es sorpresa.
—De seguro vas a poner tus canciones de anime todas feas—dice Ino-san—, y ¿cómo va a cantar eso Sotoka-san? Ella ni se sabe la letra.
—Pues por eso va a salir en la pantalla. ¡Duh! —dice Izumi-san, y honestamente tiene razón.
—Y ¿no podemos escoger mejor una canción que nos guste a las dos, Izumi-chan?
—Sí —dice Izumi-san—. Después de esta.
—Um… ¿por qué? ¿Qué tiene esa canción de especial?
—Que es nuestra canción, Sotoka-chan.
¡Lo sabía: Izumi-san y Hamano-san definitivamente son pareja! No sé mucho sobre las relaciones, pero de lo que sí estoy casi segura es que solo las parejas tienen su propia canción, y no todas las parejas, sino las que ya llevan cierto tiempo juntas o algo así.
Aunque, claro, siempre existe la posibilidad de que todo esto sea un malentendido y/o que ellas solo sean amigos y tengan su propia canción, pero, no lo sé; si consideramos los abrazos, el ir de la mano hacia prácticamente todas partes y esto, me parece bastante obvio que ellas dos están en una relación.
Pero, repito, puedo equivocarme.
Y, a final de cuentas, esto no me afecta en lo más mínimo, así que no debería importarme.
—¡¿QUÉ?! —gritan Hamano-san e Ino-san al mismo tiempo, aunque el rostro de Hamano-san muestra confusión y/o incomodidad y/o desagrado, mientras que el de Ino-san muestra sorpresa y/o alegría y/o malicia.
—¡Eso es tan raro! —dice Ino-san emocionada.
—Y ¿se puede saber por qué tenemos una canción, Izumi-san? —pregunta Hamano-san ligeramente molesta.
—¡CHAN! ¡CHAN! ¡DIME IZUMI-CHAN! ¡Y ES NUESTRA CANCIÓN, Y LA VAMOS A CANTAR Y SEREMOS FELICES POR SIEMPRE Y TEN! —Izumi-san le da la tablet a Hamano-san.
—Bueno, pues —dice Hamano-san—, pero espero que sea una que me sepa —ella revisa las canciones disponibles—. Oigan, y ¿si cada una escoge una canción que le quiera recomendar a Khanna-san?
—Y eso ¿para qué? —pregunta Hamano-san—. Ya le hice una lista. 
—Sí, pero aquí puede oír las canciones.
—Eso sí —dice Ino-san.
—Ok, entonces ahorita escoges una canción que le recomiendes —Hamano-san le da la tablet a Ino-san—, y tú… —se vuelve hacia Izumi-san— bueno, tú escógele una después, Izumi-chan.
Y hablando es escoger una canción ¿cuál puedo escoger yo? No conozco ninguna de las bandas que ellas escuchan, y es probable a ellas no les gusten las bandas que yo conozco; son muy viejas y, por alguna razón, mis compañeros de clase suelen despreciar todo lo viejo, como si la música que escucharas únicamente adquiera valor de acuerdo a qué tan reciente es y, considerando que mi música es la que oía mi padre a mi edad –lo cual, quizá, no sea recomendable decir porque, por alguna razón, no hay nada que mis compañeros de clase odien más que a sus padres, o al menos es de quienes más se quejan (y de verdad no entiendo por qué; nuestros padres son sabios, nos dan casa y sustento y quieren lo mejor para nosotros, pero hay una probabilidad muy alta de que no todos los padres sean así)– debo ser una de las alumnas con peores gustos musicales que hay en la escuela.
—Khanna-san…
Aunque quizá el mayor problema de todos es la letra de la canción; esta va a aparecer en la pantalla, y ellas podrán leerla, y ¿qué pasaría si elijo una canción cuya letra no les gusta porque es inapropiada o muy simple o muy abstrusa… 
—Khanna-san, ¿estás bien?
… o porque propone una ideología política y/o religiosa y/o social que ellas no comparten? Claro, esto podría resolverse fácilmente si supiera la letra de las canciones, pero estas nunca me han interesado, por lo que solo recuerdo uno que otro verso, y esto no es suficiente para saber si la letra de dicha canción es buena o no lo es. 
—Khanna-san, hola, Khanna-san… no, pues ya se descompuso el robot, y ¿ahora qué hacemos?
—Ay, ya déjala en paz, Ino-san. Ella solo está pensando en qué canción escoger.
Aunque, juzgando por los nombres de las bandas que me recomendaron, ellas tienen gustos musicales muy diferentes, así que es probable que solo haya muy pocas bandas –o ninguna, quizá– que ellas tres conozcan y disfruten por igual. Y ¿por qué debería importarme? No es como si me fueran a sacar del club por cantar una canción que no les guste. Pero ¿por qué arriesgarse? Quizá debería—
—¡Hanna-senpai, Hanna-senpai, Hanna-senpai! —alguien me toma del hombre y me agita violentamente.
Y ese alguien es Izumi-san.
—Uh, ¿qué? —pregunto.
—¿Y escogiste una canción? —me pregunta Hamano-san—. Como nosotras te vamos a recomendar una canción, tú nos puedes recomendar una a nosotras.
—Umm… —respondo— es que yo no conozco muchas canciones, y no estoy muy familiarizada con sus gustos, por lo que no podría darles la mejor recomendación posible
—No importa —dice Hamano-san—. Solo escoge una canción que te guste mucho.
Puedo elegir una, pero lo más probable es que a ellas no les guste, así que lo mejor será escuchar sus canciones y después elegir una similar –si es que conozco una así.
—Si quieren ustedes canten y yo las veo. Es que yo no sé cantar.
Hamano-san me sonríe amablemente.
—Yo tampoco, pero eso no importa. Vinimos aquí a divertirnos.
—¿Qué no vinimos aquí para investigar lo que les gusta a nuestros compañeros de clase? —pregunto.
—Pues sí, pero ya sabemos que a ellos les gusta juntarse aquí –aunque lo que menos hacen es cantar, pero, bueno–. Y si quieres, Khanna-san, puedes ver como cantamos ahorita y ya después te nos unes.
—Ok, eso es casi lo mismo que estaba pensando —digo.
De repente se escucha una canción muy rápida y ruidosa. En la pantalla aparecen unas caricaturas de anime bailando.
Izumi-san se levanta y toma un micrófono.
—¡Ya nos toca, Sotoka-chan! —Izumi-san se acerca a Hamano-san, la toma del brazo y comienza a jalarla—. ¡Ven, ven, ven, ven, ven! ¡Ya va a empezar! 
—Ok, ok, ok, ok, ahí voy —Hamano-san se ponen de pie, toma un micrófono y se coloca frente a la pantalla, a un lado de Izumi-san—. Pero no me sé la letra, Izumi-chan.
—No te apures —dice Izumi-san—; sale en la pantalla.
Y, como dijo Izumi-san, aparecen las siguientes palabras en la pantalla –aunque era obvio que esto iba a suceder.
♫ Sōrumeito, sōrumeito ♫
—¡SŌRUMEITO, SŌRUMEITO! —Izumi-san grita en vez de cantar y agita su pandereta lo más fuerte que puede. Es probable que en cualquier momento llegué algún empleado del local a callarnos.
—Sōru… sōrumeito, sōrumeito —a Hamano-san le cuesta trabajo leer lo que dice la pantalla. 
—¡No grites, Izumi! —grita Ino-san.
—¡Cállate, Ino! —grita Izumi-san.
En la pantalla aparecen las siguientes palabras:
♫ Eien ni sōrumeito ♫
—¡EIEN NI SŌRUMEITO!
—Eien ni sōrumeito… 
♫ Watashitachiha itsumoissho ni irubekida to shitte imashita ♫
—¡WATASHITACHIHA ITSUMOISSHO NI IRUBEKIDA TO SHITTE IMASHITA!
—Wata… watashi… tachiha. No entiendo, Izumi-chan. ¿No podemos cantar otra?
Izumi-san se vuelve hacia Hamano-san con una expresión de miedo y/o abatimiento y/o desesperación.
Y se pone a llorar.
—¡AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! —grita con todas sus fuerzas frente al micrófono. El sonido es tan alto que me cubro los oídos con las manos. Definitivamente va a venir algún trabajador del local a callarnos—. ¡PERO ES NUESTRA CANCIÓN, SOTOKA-CHAN, EN ELLA ESTÁN MI CORAZÓN Y MI ALMA, Y TÚ LOS RECHAZASTE! ¡ME ODIAS! ¡AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! —Izumi-san se lanza hacia el sillón y comienza a patalear con todas sus fuerzas—. ¡ME QUIERO MORIR, ME QUIERO MORIR, ME QUIERO MORIR, ME QUIERO MORIR…
Hamano-san se acerca a Izumi-san y le da unas palmaditas en la espalda.
—Ya, perdón, Izumi-chan, es que no conozco la canción…
—¡AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
—Ya, Izumi-chan, ya no llores. 
—¡¡AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 
—Si quieres luego me ayudas a aprenderme la canción.
—¡¡¡AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
—Porque es nuestra canción.
Izumi-san se lanza hacia Hamano-san y la derriba. Ya en el suelo la abraza con todas sus fuerzas.
—¡SOTOKA-CHAN, DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DESU! 
Sí, son pareja, y las probabilidades de que me equivoca deben ser extremadamente minúsculas; digo, míralas, si no son pareja entonces ¿qué son? 
—Ya, Izumi-san, déjame.
De repente la música cambia bruscamente. Ahora se escucha una balada lenta y triste.
—Esa es mi canción —dice Hamano-san—, quítate, Izumi-san.
—¡SOTOKA-CHAN, DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI…
—Ino-san, Khanna-san, ayúdenme.
Yo me pongo de pie y me acerco a ellas dos. Tomo a Izumi-san de los hombros y trato de separarla de Hamano-san.
Pero Izumi-san se aferra a ella.
—Ino-san, ayúdame por favor —implora Hamano-san.
—Invítame algo y te ayudo —responde Ino-san maliciosamente.
—¡¿Qué?! Solo ven y ayúdame.
—¿Por qué lo haría? De verdad disfruto verlas así.
Hamano-san se enfurece, y su rostro se sonroja.
—¡¿Qué te pasa?! ¡Eres una pervertida! ¡No te me acerques!
—No soy una pervertida, pero ok, no me acerco, pues —dice Ino-san con una sonrisa maliciosa.
—¡SOTOKA-CHAN, DAISUKI DAISUKI DESU! —Izumi-san aprieta a Hamano-san aún más fuerte, y yo no puedo separarlas, sin importar cuánto lo intente.
—Está bien, está bien ���se rinde Hamano-san—. Te invito algo, lo que quieras, pero ayúdame.
—¿Era tan difícil? —Ino-san pregunta y después se levanta, camina lentamente hacia nosotras y toma a Izumi-san de la oreja—. Suéltala, Izumi, o ya sabes qué va a pasar —la jala rápida y fuertemente de la oreja.
—¡Au! —grita Izumi-san.
—Buenas, traigo las bebidas que ordenaron —uno de los trabajadores del karaoke abre la puerta y observa la escena frente a él: Izumi-san y Hamano-san acostadas y abrazadas en el suelo, yo jalando de los hombros a Izumi-san, Ino-san jalándole a oreja a Izumi-san, la canción triste de fondo. No es sorpresa que él, sin decir una palabra, deje una charola con nuestras bebidas en la mesa, salga de la habitación y cierre la puerta. Aunque quizá debió regañarnos por nuestro comportamiento; ¿en qué lugar un comportamiento así es aceptable? Aunque, para ser honesta, nunca he estado en un karaoke, así que no estoy familiarizada con qué es aceptado y qué no en estos lugares.
Pero aun así me parece insólito que se haya ido sin decirnos nada. O quizá él solo se encarga de llevar las órdenes a las respectivas habitaciones, y no de controlar lo que pase dentro de estas instalaciones, así que no habría motivo para que le importara lo que hagamos nosotras o cualquier otro cliente.
—Ya suéltala, Izumi  —Ino-san vuelve a jalar de la oreja a Izumi-san.
—¡Au! —grita Izumi-san y suelta a Hamano-san. Entonces levanta las manos y se levanta lentamente.
Y se abalanza sobre Ino-san.
Ambas caen estruendosamente en el sillón donde Ino-san y yo estábamos sentadas, y comienzan a forcejear. Ruedan violentamente y caen al suelo.
—¡Ya suéltame, maldita Izumi! —grita Ino-san.
—¡KIRAI! ¡DAIKIRAI! —grita Izumi-san.
—Ay —se lamenta Hamano-san—, mi canción ya casi se acaba, pero bueno…
—¿No deberíamos separarlas? —pregunto yo.
Hamano-san las mira de reojo.
—Nah —dice—, se lo merece Ino-san.
En la pantalla aparecen las siguientes palabras:
♫ So come to me, take me away ♫
—♫ So come to me, take me away ♫ —canta Hamano-san, y tiene una voz muy bella, como dijo Izumi-san, aunque es evidente que jamás ha tomado lecciones de canto, y quizá estas le puedan ayudar bastante –pero ¿quién soy yo para juzgar; digo, no hay manera de que yo pueda cantar así de aceptable, por lo que lo mejor será que me quede callada durante el resto del día.
Al oír la voz de Hamano-san, Izumi-san inmediatamente suelta a Ino-san, regresa a su lugar y se dedica plena y únicamente a observar el acto de Hamano-san.
Ino-san, por su parte, se pone de pie.
—Tsk —chasquea la lengua y se sienta en un respectivo lugar—. Ah, sí, gracias por nada, ¿eh? —creo que me está hablando a mí.
♫ Just don't leave me here for another day ♫
—♫ Just don't leave me here for another day ♫ —canta Hamano-san.
—Perdón —digo y hago mi reverencia correspondiente—, es que Hamano-san me dijo que no lo hiciera y tú nunca me pediste ayuda y—
—Yo no necesitaba ayuda —aclara Ino-san—, pero ¿qué te costaba ayudar a una amiga?
—Entonces ¿somos amigas? —pregunto –y ¿por qué nadie me dijo?
Ino-san me mira sorprendida y ligeramente sonrojada.
—Claro que no; no me ayudaste, y apenas te conozco.
♫ A million places where we'll gonna go ♫
—♫ A million places where we'll gonna go ♫ —canta Hamano-san.
—Entonces si no soy tu amiga, ¿por qué te enojas conmigo? —le pregunto a Ino-san.
Ino-san primero me mira sorprendida y/o desilusionada, y después, bastante molesta.  
—Tienes razón: no debo enojarme contigo —dice, aunque claramente está enojada conmigo—. Tú no eres mi amiga, y qué tonta fui yo —Ino-san se levanta y se acerca a Hamano-san.
♫ As long as they're not here ♫
—♫ As long as they're not here ♫ —Hamano-san prácticamente susurra esta última línea.
Y la canción termina.
—Quítate; me toca a mí —Ino-san le dice a Hamano-san secamente.
—Um, ok —Hamano-san le da el micrófono a Ino-san y se regresa a su lugar.
Izumi-san entonces se pone de pie y comienza a aplaudir con todas sus fuerzas.
—¡SUBARASHĪ, SOTOKA-CHAN! ¡ESO FUE HERMOSO, CANTAS HERMOSO!
—Ay, claro que no —dice Hamano-san y se sienta en su respectivo lugar. 
De repente la música cambia: se escuchan guitarras eléctricas a todo volumen y una batería bastante agresiva.
Ino-san toma el micrófono con ambas manos y lo coloca frente a su boca.
En la pantalla aparecen las siguientes palabras:
♫ FUCK YOU ALL ♫
E Ino-san comienza a gritarlas.

Izumi Natsumura es una chica normal -o eso dice ella- que fue expulsada del club de anime por tomárselo demasiado en serio.
Ahora, junto con Sotoka-chan e Ino, busca crear el mejor club que haya existido: ANIME LIFE.
¿Podrá lograrlo? ¿Conseguirán a los miembros restantes? ¿Convencerán a la presidenta Fujimoto de crear ANIME LIFE? Y ¿qué significa ANIME LIFE, en primer lugar?
Bueno, esto solo ellas lo dirán.

We enter a small room with a huge screen; a table in the center with maracas, tambourines, a couple mics, some menus and what it seems to be a tablet, and a couple armchairs in opposite sides of the room.
Izumi-san runs, throws herself over one of the armchairs and falls thunderously.
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She's not moving.
"Are you ok, Izumi-san?" Hamano-san asks, and Izumi-san turns over and lies face up in the armchair.
She turns towards Hamano-san and:
"Come here, Sotoka-chan, it's so comfy!" She yells.
Hamano-san heads to the armchair, gets near Izumi-san and pats her twice on the shoulder. Izumi-san gets up and sits down.
Hamano-san sits beside her.
"Come on," Hamano-san tells us.
Ino-san heads to the opposite armchair and sits there.
And I sit there too because 1) symmetry; 2) if I would have sat next to Hamano-san and Izumi-san, the three of us would be very uncomfortable and close together in the same armchair; 3) I would probably hurt Ino-san's feelings if I let her alone; 4) Hamano-san and Izumi-san could be a couple, so it would be best to leave them alone, and 5) I think I like Ino-san—she's a smart and rational person, and she knows a lot of bands. 
"Very well," Hamano-san takes a tambourine and gives it to Izumi-san. "You can grab some maracas or a tambourine if you want." 
"Nope," says Ino-san.
Hamano-san sighs.
"I see. Grumpy as always, huh? And how about you, Khanna-san?" She asks me.
"No, thanks; I don't know how to play them. And also I don't know how to sing.
"They're just maracas," says Ino-san. "You just shake them and that's it."
"So why don't you grab ones?" Asks Hamano-san with a smirk.
"I don't want to," replies Ino-san.
"Tsk. Grumpy as always," repeats Hamano-san. "But, anyway, don't use them if you don't want to, Khanna-san. And let me explain how this works," she tells us and takes the tablet. "We choose the songs we're going to sing here, and these will appear on the screen. There," she point at the intercom beside the door, "we can order sodas, snacks and whatever."
"Uh, uh, can we order some nachos?" Izumi-san asks.
"Right now?" Asks Ino-san.
"Yeah, it's too early," says Hamano-san. "We can order the sodas first, if you want," Hamano-san gets up and heads to the intercom.
"What would you want?" She asks.
"A Coke for me, Sotoka-chan!" Izumi-san yells.
"Green tea," says Ino-san.
"Just a glass of water for me, please," I ask.
"Wow, you really like water, huh, Khanna-san," says Hamano-san.
"Not really," I reply. "Well, it's not that I like it or dislike it; water's practically tasteless, but I'm choosing it right now because we're going to be singing constantly, so my vocal chords must be hydrated to avoid any damage or weathering whatsoever, even though it's not like I use them a lot, to be honest, but to let them wear out or get damaged doesn't seem like a smart move in any situation. Besides, water's the best drink to get hydrated at the lowest price.
Izumi-san then gets up, takes my hand and starts to shake it violently.
"YOU'RE A GENIUS, HANNA-SAN! ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MY SENPAI?!" She yells.
"I've never heard that Word. What does it mean?"
"HANNA-SENPAI, HANNA-SENPAI! FROM NOW ON YOU'LL BE HANNA-SENPAI!"
"Um… ok, but what's a senpai?
"And you, Sotoka-chan," Izumi-san completely ignores me, "you've heard her; you'd better get some water to protect your beautiful voice."
"I'm fine," says Hamano-san, "but thanks."
"NO, IT'S NOT FINE, SOTOKA-CHAN; IF YOU DAMAGE YOUR CORD THINGIES YOU GONNA LOOSE YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE, AND I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!" 
"I'm fine. Really. Don't worry," Hamano-san holds the intercom's button. "Hi, I'll be a Coke, a geen tea, a glass of water and a strawberry soda for me, please." 
���AND ANOTHER WATER FOR SOTOKA-CHAN!" Izumi-san yells.
"I don't want water!" Hamano-san yells back.
"YOU NEED IT! LET ME PROTECT YOUR SMILE; YOU'RE MY WAIFU!"
"I don't know what that means, but I'm fine, really!"
"BUT, SOTOKA-CHAN, KIITEKUDASAI!"
"What are you saying?! I don't understand that, but if you tell me again I need water, I'll get really mad at you and I won't talk to you for the rest of the day!"
Izumi-san stares at Sotoka-chan like she wants to scream or throw a tantrum.
But at the end she says nothing. 
"I'm sorry," Hamano-san says to the intercom. "Don't bring this last thing. Thank you," Hamano-san stops holding the button and comes back to her place.
Izumi-san takes the tablet and starts to check the songs available. 
"You'll be first, Izumi-chan?" Asks Hamano-san. "Which one would you sing for us?"
But Izumi-san says nothing.
"Oh, did you really got mad at me for that?" She asks Izumi-san—even though the answer's more than obvious. 
Izumi-san says nothing.
"I don't want water, and I'll be totally fine," Hamano-san says. "And you stop giving her ideas, Khanna-san."
"I never said don't drinking water would damage your vocal chords," I say. "But the possibility's always there."
"You'd better stop telling her that, Khanna-san. And, fine, I'm sorry, Izumi-chan, and please tell me: what song would you sing for us?"
Izumi-san turns towards Hamano-san with a grin in her face.
"It's gonna be a duet with the two of us, Sotoka-chan. And the song's a surprise."
"It'll be one of your ugly ass anime songs," says Ino-san, "and how's Sotoka-san supposed to sing that, Izumi-san? She won't even know the lyrics."
"They're gonna come up on the screen. Duh!" Says Izumi-san, and, honestly, she's right.
"And can't we pick a song we both know and like, Izumi-chan?" Asks Hamano-san.
"Yes," says Izumi-san. "After this one."
"Why? Why's that song so special?" Hamano-san asks.
"It's our song, Sotoka-chan."
I knew it: Izumi-san and Hamano-san are definitely a couple! And I know I don't know a lot about relationships, but I'm pretty sure only couples have their own song, and not all of them but the ones that have been together for a long time or something.
But, sure, there's always the possibility that all of this is just a big misunderstanding and/or they are only friends with their own song, but, I don't know; if we consider the hugs, the fact they're holdings hands when they go practically anywhere, and this, it seems pretty obvious to me both of them are in a relationship.
But, again, I can be wrong.
And, at the end of the day, this doesn't affect me, so I don't know why should I care.
"WHAT?!" Both Hamano-san and Ino-san yell at the same time, but Hamano-san's face shows confusion and/or discomfort and/or nuisance, while Ino-san's shows surprise and/or joy and/or malice.
"This is so weird!" yells Ino-san excitedly.
"And can you tell me why we have a song, Izumi-san?" Asks Hamano-san .
"CHAN! CHAN! CALL ME IZUMI-CHAN! AND THIS IS OUR SONG, AND WE'RE GONNA SING IT, AND WE'LL BE HAPPY TOGHETER, AND HERE!" Izumi-san hands the tablet to Hamano-san.
"Fine," says Hamano-san. "But I hope is a song I know," she says and then she starts to check the songs available. "Hey, hoy about each one of us pick a song we want to recommend to Khanna-san?"
"Why, though?" Hamano-san asks. "I've already made her a list." 
"But now she can hear the songs."
"Yeah, I guess," says Ino-san.
"Ok, so now you'll pick a song you want her to hear," Hamano-san hands her the tablet, "and you…" she turns towards Izumi-san "maybe next time, Izumi-chan."
And speaking of picking a song, which one should I pick? I don't know any of the bands they recommended me, and probably they won't like the bands I know; they're too old and, for some reason, all my classmates and people my age I've known hate everything that's old—they think it's lame—and considering that was the music my dad used to hear—which maybe I shouldn't say because there's nothing my classmates and people my age seem to hate more than their parents, or at least that's what I always overhear them complaining about (and I really don't know why; your parents are wise, give you food and shelter, and want the best for you, but there's a high chance not all parent are like this)—I must have terrible musical taste, according to them.
"Khanna-san…"
But maybe the biggest problem of all are the song's lyrics; they will be in that giant screen, and they can read them, and what would happen if I pick a song whose lyrics they end up hating because it's inappropriate or too simple or too abstruse… 
"Khanna-san, are you ok?"
…or because they propose a political and/or religious and/or social ideology they don't agree with? And, sure, this could be easily solved if I knwe some song lyrics, but I've never been interested in such things, so I only remember one or two verses for some songs, and obviously this is not enough to know if the song lyrics are good—or safe, at least—or not. 
"Khanna-san, hello, Khanna-san… no, it seems Khanna-the-robot-san stopped working."
"Don't be like that, Ino-san. She's just trying to pick a song."
But, judging by the ban names on the lists, each one of them have very different musical tastes, so there could be just a few bands—or maybe none—they all enjoy as much. And why should I care, anyway? It's not like they will kick me out of the club if I sing a song they don't like, but why risk it, though? Maybe I should—
"Hanna-senpai, Hanna-senpai, Hanna-senpai!" Someone grabs me by the shoulder and shakes me violently.
And that someone is Izumi-san.
"What?" I ask.
"Have you picked a song?" Hamano-san asks me. "As we are going to recommend a song, you can recommend us one of yours."
"Umm…" I reply, "it's just that I don't know many songs, and I don't really know the genres you like, so I can't really give you a good recommendation.
"Doesn't matter," says Hamano-san. "Just pick a song you really, really like."
I could pick one, but they'll probably hate it, so my best choice seems to listen to their songs first and pick a similar one—if I know one— later.
"You can pick yours and I'll only watch you. It's just that I don't know how to sing."
Hamano-san smiles at me so kindly.
"Me neither, but whatever. We came here to have fun."
"I thought we came here to investigate what our classmates like so we could approach them and recruit them?" I ask.
"Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun while doing it—even though the last thing they do here is singing, but anyway. And if you like, Khanna-san, you can watch us sing now and join us later."
"Ok, yeah, that was almost exactly my plan," I say.
Suddenly we hear a very fast and loud song. Dancing anime cartoons appear on the screen.
Izumi-san gets up and takes a mic.
"It's our turn, Sotoka-chan!" Izumi-san approaches Hamano-san, takes her by the arm and starts pulling her. "Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! It's about to start!" 
"Ok, ok, ok, ok, I'm going," Hamano-san gets up, takes a mic and puts herself in front of the screen, besides Izumi-san. "But I don't know this song, Izumi-chan." 
"Don't worry," says Izumi-san. "it will be on the screen."
And, as Izumi-san said, these words appear on the screen—even though it was obvious it would happen.
♫ Sōrumeito, sōrumeito ♫
"SŌRUMEITO, SŌRUMEITO!" Izumi-san yells instead of sing and shakes her tambourine as hard and loud as she can. Probably someone will soon arrive to shut us up.
"Sōru… sōrumeito, sōrumeito" Hamano-san has a hard time reading the lyrics on the screen. 
"Stop yelling, Izumi!" Ino-san yells.
"Shut up, Ino!" Izumi-san yells.
The following words appear on the screen:
♫ Eien ni sōrumeito ♫
"EIEN NI SŌRUMEITO!"
"Eien ni sōrumeito…?"
♫ Watashitachiha itsumoissho ni irubekida to shitte imashita ♫
"WATASHITACHIHA ITSUMOISSHO NI IRUBEKIDA TO SHITTE IMASHITA!"
"Wata… watashi… tachiha. I can't read this, Izumi-chan. Why don't we sing another song?"
Izumi-san turns towards Hamano-san with a terrified and/or dejected and/or hurt expression.
And she starts crying.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she cries as hard as she can in front of the mic. Her cries are so loud I cover my ears with my hands—and definitely someone will come to shut us up now. "BUT IT'S OUR SONG, SOTOKA-CHAN, THERE IS MY HEART AND SOUL ON IT, AND YOU THREW 'EM AWAY! YOU HATE ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Izumi-san throws herself to the armchair and throws a tantrum. "I WANNA DIE, I WANNA DIE, I WANNA DIE, I WANNA DIE, I WANNA DIE, I WANNA DIE…"
Hamano-san approaches Izumi-san and pats her back.
"I'm sorry, Izumi-chan, it's just that I don't know that song…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 
"Come on, Izumi-chan, don't cry." 
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" 
"You can help me learn the song later, if you want."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Because it's our song."
Izumi-san lunges towards Hamano-san and knocks her down. She then hugs her as hard as she can.
"SOTOKA-CHAN, DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI DESU!" 
Yeah, they are a couple, and the chances I'm wrong should be practically zero; I mean, look at them, if they aren't a couple, what are they? 
"Stop it, Izumi-san," Hamano-san cries. "Let me go."
The music changes abruptly. Now the room's filled with a slow and sad ballad. 
"That's my song," says Hamano-san, "get off me, Izumi-san."
"SOTOKA-CHAN, DAISUKI DAISUKI DAISUKI…
"Ino-san, Khanna-san, help me out."
I stand up and approach those two. Then I grab Izumi-san by the shoulders and try to pull her away from Hamano-san.
But Izumi-san clings to her.
"Ino-san, please help me out," implores Hamano-san.
"Buy me something and I'll help you," replies Ino-san maliciously.
"What?!" Just come here and help me out."
"Why should I? I really enjoy watching you two like this."
Hamano-san gets mad, and her face turns red.
"What's wrong with you?! You're a pervert! Stay away from me!"
"I'm not a pervert, but ok, I'll stay away from you, then," says Ino-san with an evil smile.
"SOTOKA-CHAN, DAISUKI DAISUKI DESU!" Izumi-san squeezes Hamano-san even harder, and I can't separate them, no matter how hard I try.
"Ok, fine," Hamano-san gives up. "I'll buy you something, whatever, but help me out."
"Was it that hard?" Ino asks and then gets up, walks slowly towards us, and grabs Izumi-san by the ear. "Let her go, Izumi, or you know what wil happen," she pulls her ear fast and hard.
"Ow!" Izumi-san yells.
"Hi, here's the drinks you ordered," one of the karaoke's staff opens the door and looks at the scene in front of him: Izumi-san and Hamano-san lying on the floor and hugging on top of each other, me pulling Izumi-san by the shoulders, Ino-san pulling Izumi-san's ear, the sad song on the background. It's no surprise that he, without saying a word, leaves the tray with our drinks on the table, gets out of the room and closes the door. But maybe he should scold us for our behavior; I mean, how can this be acceptable? But, I've never been in a karaoke, to be honest, so I don't know what's an accepted behavior here and what isn't.
It's still hard to believe he just left without saying a word. Or maybe his only job is to bring the food and beverages to the respective rooms, and not to control whatever happens inside them, so he has no reason to care of whatever we, or any other client, do.
"Let her go, Izumi," Ino-san pulls Izumi-san's ear again.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow!" Izumi-san yells and lets Hamano-san go. Then she raises her hands and gets up slowly.
And lunges towards Ino-san.
They both fall loudly on Ino-san's armchair, and start struggling. They roll so violently they fall to the ground.
"Let me go, you bitch!" Ino-san yells.
"KIRAI! DAIKIRAI!" Izumi-san yells.
"Oh," Hamano-san laments, "my song's almost over, but anyway…"
"Shouldn't we separate them?" I ask.
Hamano-san glances at them.
"Nah," she says, "Ino-san deserves it."
The following words appear on the screen:
♫ So come to me, take me away ♫
"♫ So come to me, take me away ♫" Hamano-san sings, and she has a pretty voice, like Izumi-san said, but it's obvious she has never had singing lessons, and those would help her a lot—but who am I to judge, really; I mean, there's no way I can sing that acceptably, so it would be best for me not to sing for the rest of the day. 
Izumi-san hears Hamano-san's voice and immediately let's Ino-san go, heads towards her seat and dedicates solely to watch Hamano-san sing.
Ino-san stands up.
"Tsk," she clicks her tongue and sits in her respective armchair. "Oh, yeah, thanks for nothing," I thinks she's speaking to me.
♫ Just don't leave me here for another day ♫
"♫ Just don't leave me here for another day ♫" Hamano-san sings.
"I'm sorry," I say and bow accordingly. "It's just that Hamano-san told me not to, and you never asked for help and—
"I didn't need any help," Ino-san clears out, "but was it so hard to help out a friend?"
"So we're friends?" I ask—and why anybody told me?
Ino-san stares at me surprised and lightly blushed.
"Of course not; you didn't help me, and I barely know you."
♫ A million places where we���ll gonna go ♫
"♫ A million places where we'll gonna go ♫" Hamano-san sings.
"So if I'm not your friend, why are you mad at me?" I ask Ino-san.
Ino-san looks surprised and/or disillusioned at first, and then, pretty angry.  
"You're right: I shouldn't be mad at you," she says, even though she's obviously mad at me. "You're not my friend, and what a dummy I was." Ino-san gets up and approaches Hamano-san.
♫ As long as they're not here ♫
"♫ As long as they're not here ♫" Hamano-san practically whispers this last line.
And the song ends.
"Move; it's my turn," Ino-san says dryly to Hamano-san.
"Um, ok," Hamano-san hands Ino-san the mic and goes back to her seat.
Izumi-san then stands up and starts clapping as hard as she can.
"SUBARASHĪ, SOTOKA-CHAN! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, YOU SING BEAUTIFULLY!"
"You're lying," says Hamano-san with a wide grin and sits down.
Suddenly the music changes: we hear loud electric guitars and a pretty aggressive drum beat.
Ino-san takes the mic with both hands and puts it in front of her mouth.
The following words appear on the screen:
♫ FUCK YOU ALL ♫
And Ino-san starts to yell them.

Izumi Natsumura is a regular high school girl -or so says she- who was kicked out the anime club for taking it too seriously.
Now, alongside Sotoka-chan and Ino, she's looking to start the best club ever: ANIME LIFE.
Will they make it? Will they get the members they need? Will they convince president Fujimoto to let them create ANIME LIFE? And what does ANIME LIFE means, in the first place?
Well... only they will tell.

Klik, aku mendengar saklar dibalik. 
... Ruangan itu menyala. 
Aku tetap terhubung dengan Shirasaka-san jadi ... Katsuko-san menyalakannya. 
Bahkan dengan lampu, ruangan masih gelap ... 
Hanya ada satu 60 watt bola lampu tanpa naungan di ruang lantai tikar 4,5 ...

「Ini kamar seperti ini jadi aku mempertimbangkan suasana untuk pencahayaan!」

Ini sepertinya diproduksi oleh Katsuko-san. 
Tentu saja ... Tubuh Shirasaka-san yang terlihat dengan sinar kuning lembut dari bohlam yang tidak diarsir telah menekankan warna tubuhnya, anehnya menggoda dan agak bersifat cabul. 
Itu benar-benar seperti rumah bordil kuno.

Tubuh Shirasaka-san yang baru saja selesai berhubungan seks pada hitungan pertama berkeringat sedikit. 
Refleksi cahaya ... membuat payudara Shirasaka-san yang bergerak naik turun saat dia bernapas berat, bersinar ... 
Bagian dalam ruangan telah benar-benar mengubah aromanya menjadi Shirasaka-san dan keringat dan cinta madu dan air mani ... aroma dari seks terselubung. 
Bau cabul ... tubuh cabul. 
Pemandangan dan aroma ... merangsang otak saya!

「Setelah menyelesaikan seks pertama, Yoshida-sama, bagaimana perasaanmu ?! Apakah itu terasa enak ?! 」

Katsuko-san bertanya sambil tersenyum ...!

「... OOO-Tentu saja!」

Tidak mungkin saya tidak puas dengan melakukan hubungan seks.

「Lalu, Anda harus menyampaikan rasa terima kasih Anda kepada Shirasaka-sama dengan benar! Dasar klub adalah kerja sama dan kepedulian di antara anggota!!

Katsuko-san berkata ... Aku menatap tubuh shirasaka-san. 
Bagian bawah kita masih terhubung. 
Shirasaka-san mengalihkan pandangannya dariku ...

「... S-Shirasaka-san, A-Rasanya enak!」

Shirasaka-san diam-diam melihat ke arah dinding.

「Ya ampun, itu tidak baik! Tolong katakan 『Tubuhmu yang terbaik! Rasanya sangat enak sehingga saya ejakulasi, terima kasih! 』」

... Katsuko-san?

"Ulangi!"

... Eei!

「S-Shirasaka-san ... Y-Tubuhmu yang terbaik! S-Rasanya sangat enak saya berejakulasi! TTTT-Terima kasih! 」

... I-Idiot. 
... Apa aku idiot ?! 1

「Lalu, giliran Shirasaka-sama! "Sama-sama! Tolong terus mencintaiku mulai sekarang! 』…!」

Shirasaka-san ...

「Shirasaka-sama ... lanjut」

Shirasaka-san yang menghadap ke samping ... membuka mulutnya dengan enggan ...

「Y ... Sama-sama ... Y-Tolong terus mencintaiku mulai sekarang ...!」

Shirasaka-san yang menghadap ke samping ... menangis. 
Aku mengambil air mata itu dengan jariku secara naluriah ... 
Jemariku menyentuh wajah Shirasaka-san ...

「J-Jangan sentuh aku ...!」

Meskipun penisku masih di dalam vaginanya ... Shirasaka-san menunjukkan rasa jijik ketika aku menyentuh wajahnya. 
Persis seperti itu, aku menjilat air mata Shirasaka-san di jari-jariku. 
Agak asin 2
Ini adalah rasa air mata Shirasaka-san… 3

「Kemudian, aktivitas klub seks ... hubungan seksual pertama telah selesai! Kalian berdua membungkuk dan berkata! Terima kasih banyak! 」
「 T-Terima kasih banyak! 」

Dipikat oleh Katsuko-san, saya mengucapkan terima kasih kepada Shirasaka-san.

「... Shirasaka-sama juga! Hubungan seksual dimulai dan diakhiri dengan ucapan terima kasih !! 」

... Apa itu!

"…Terima kasih banyak"

Shirasaka-san mengabaikanku dan bergumam dengan suara kecil ...

「Baiklah, mari kita mulai putaran kedua hubungan seksual !!!」

Katsuko-san mendeklarasikan dengan cerah! 
... A-Sudah ?! 
Atau lebih tepatnya, kita terhubung selama ini ?!

「Oh benar! ... Sebelum itu, saya harus mencatat hasil putaran pertama hubungan seksual! Yoshida-sama ... tolong mundurlah dari Shirasaka-sama sebentar! 」

…Apa?

「Aku memberi untuk mengambil foto dengan benar atau aku akan dimarahi oleh Ojou-sama!」

O-oh. 
B-Benar. 
Aku mengeluarkan penisku dari Shirasaka-san ...

「... Ahn!」

Shirasaka-san mengeluarkan suara menggoda ... 
Semen mulai keluar dari vaginanya ...

「Ah, Shirasaka-sama, tetap seperti itu !!」

Katsuko-san memasang kamera dan mulai mengambil gambar ... 
Telanjang di atas kasur ... Kaki Shriasaka-san terbuka lebar ... 
Menyembunyikan dadanya dengan tangannya dan menghadap ke dinding sambil menangis ... 
Seolah-olah Anda dapat melihat pelanggan pertama seorang pelacur muda memperkosanya di ruangan ini dengan suasana rumah bordil Showa.

「Oke, matamu tolong, lihat ke sini!」

Perlahan, Shirasaka-san menatap kamera ... 
Wajah seorang gadis yang diperkosa ... 
Ini adalah mata korban perkosaan yang asli ...!

「Selagi aku mengambil foto, Yoshida-sama, tolong lepaskan semuanya !!」

Oh benar ... Saya hanya melepas pakaian saya di bagian bawah. 
Tidak, ini pemerkosaan pada dirinya sendiri ... 
Mari kita lihat ... seperti yang diharapkan, aku ingin mencicipi seluruh tubuh Shiraska-san dengan kulitku! 
Saya segera melepas pakaian saya!

"Terima kasih telah menunggu! Kalau begitu, mari kita mulai dengan putaran kedua! 」

Kali ini, aku berada di ruang tikar tatami dari awal ... 
Aku menghadapi Shirasaka-san yang telanjang ... 
Kami berdua duduk tegak ...

「Baiklah ... Bungkuk! Best regards! 」
「 ... B-Best regards! 」
「 ... Best regards 」

Kami berdua menundukkan kepala kami ... 
... Aduh! 
Itu terlalu dekat sehingga kepala kami bentrok !!

「Apakah kalian berdua baik-baik saja? !!!」
「... A-Aku baik-baik saja」
「... Aku baik-baik saja」

Meski dia mengatakan itu ... Shirasaka-san memegangi kepalanya. 
Aku bisa melihat ketiak dan payudaranya yang imut4

「Lalu ... Anda akan menggunakan ini!」

Mengatakan itu, Katsuko-san menunjuk ke meja rias besar yang diletakkan di dinding di ruang tikar tatami. 
Ini adalah cermin tiga sisi yang digunakan oleh wanita tua di era Showa. 
Katsuko-san membuka dua cermin ..

「Lalu, Shirasaka-sama ... silakan letakkan tanganmu di atas meja rias ini dan merangkak!!

Diberitahu begitu ... Shirasaka-san melakukan pose.

「Yoshida-sama, tolong serang Shirasaka-sama dari belakang!」

Aku bergerak menuju pantat Shirasaka-san. 
…Dan!

"Bagaimana?! Itu pemandangan yang bagus bukan? !! 」

Ada meja rias besar di depanku! 
Shirasaka-san menanggung rasa malu sementara merangkak diproyeksikan pada sudut yang berbeda di setiap cermin !!! 
Ada tiga Shirasaka-san! Dengan orang asli di depanku, ini empat orang ?! 
Cermin mana pun yang aku lihat, payudara dan wajah Shirasaka-san diproyeksikan dengan jelas ...! 
Shirasaka-san Tangan Shirasaka-san menempel di ujung meja rias dan kepalanya tidak bisa turun!

「... T-Tidak, melihat sosok saya sendiri yang diperkosa !!」

Shiraskaa-san membencinya ... 
Oh ... Penisku sudah sangat bengkak ketika aku melihat Shirasaka-san membencinya. 
Penisku sudah di MAX !!

「Baiklah kalau begitu ... Ayo mulai babak kedua !!!」

Dengan perintah Katsuko-san, aku mencengkeram pinggang kurus Shirasaka-san! 
Penis yang kuat menghadapi pantat putih dan mendekati celah!

「... Tu-tunggu! Saya tidak menginginkan ini !!! 」

... Persetan aku akan menunggu !!

Penisku menyerang daging vagina yang hangat !!

「... Hyaaaaaaaaaaa !!! Ada di dalam agaiiin !!!!! 」

Shirasaka Yukino dilanggar ...! 
Lagi dan lagi ... dan lagi dan lagi ...!

Di dalam cermin adalah wajah Shirasaka-san yang menderita karena invasi penis !! 
Terlihat dari sudut yang berbeda ... ketiga Shirasaka-san di cermin dilanggar.

「Dengar, Shirasaka-sama, tolong lihat cermin ~! Shirasaka-sama dilanggar oleh Yoshida-sama sekarang ... Anda sedang berhubungan seks !!! 」

Katsuko-san menekan tombol rana kamera lagi sambil mengeluarkan kata-kata tirani!

「... Jangan katakan itu ... jangan mengambil gambar ... jangan lihat aku !!!」

Saya mulai piston saya ...!

「... Aaaaaa, aahn ~!」

Seks misionaris beberapa waktu yang lalu hanyalah Shirasaka-san yang menahannya ... Hanya 
melengkungkan tubuhnya sendiri, menahannya dengan putus asa ...! 
Tapi ... pose anjing ini sekarang ... 
Tidak mungkin untuk menahannya saat dia merangkak !!! 
Perlahan-lahan aku menggerakkan pinggangku untuk menusuk!

「... Aaahn ... ah ... aaaahn !!」

Suaranya bocor ... suara Shirasaka-san terengah-engah ...! 
Mungkin ... Shirasaka-san sendiri tidak menyadarinya ...!

「Lihat, Shirasaka-sama sekarang sedang dilanggar oleh Yoshida-sama seperti doggy ...!」

Katsuko-san membakar Shirasaka-san lebih jauh!

「Sungguh ... Anda seperti jalang panas! Dapatkan banyak ketukan dan melahirkan banyak anak anjing yang lucu, oke?…! 」

Ada tiga wajah Shirasaka-san di ketiga cermin. 
Semua dari mereka panas dan basah dalam pembuangan ...!

「Noooo! ... Stooop ... Ini bukan aku !! ... Ini bukan aku!」4

Mendengar wajah bernoda air mata karena penderitaan sedang diambil oleh kamera Katsuko-san ...!

「Itu tidak benar ~ ... Lihatlah cermin dengan benar ... Shirasaka-sama diperkosa ... Shirasaka-sama suka diperkosa oleh Yoshida-sama ... !!」

Shirasaka-san di cermin ... Shirasaka-san sedang melihat Shirasaka-san ...! 
... Dia melihat sosoknya sendiri yang dilanggar olehku !!

「... Iyaaaa! ... Ini bukan meeee! ... Ini soooo ... wroooong !!!」

Shirasaka-san menyangkal kenyataan dengan putus asa !!!

「Tapi ... rasanya enak bukan? ... Rasanya sangat senang dilanggar oleh Yoshida-sama, bukan? ... Shirasaka-sama suka diperkosa setelah semua ... Kau adalah gadis cabul semacam itu !!」
「... Tidak, aku tidak masalah !!!」
「Lalu, siapa yang diproyeksikan di cermin? ... Wanita cabul itu senang dilanggar? ... !!!」
「Tidak ... Aku tidak ... senang dengan ini ... !!! 」

…UU UU!! 
Bagian dalam Shirasaka-san semakin mengencang !! 
Setiap kali aku mendorong pinggulku, perasaan pantat Yukino mengenai perutku luar biasa! 
Rasanya lembut seolah-olah itu seperti karet mentah segar !!

... Aku tidak tahan lagi !!!

Saya beralih ke piston yang ganas !!! 
Pantat Shirasaka-san yang membenturkan pinggang membuat suara membenturkan yang kuat !! 
! 
「... Ah ... Ah ... ah ... ah ...! Aaaahn !!! 」

Setiap kali aku mendorong dalam-dalam ... Mulut Shirasaka-san melepaskan desah cabul ...!

「Yoshida-sama ... bagaimana? Apakah tubuh Shirasaka-sama terasa enak? !! 」

Katsuko-san berbisik padaku ...!

「... A-Rasanya enak! ... S-Shirasaka-san di dalam ... is-twining ... begitu basah ... a-cabul ... a-rasanya enak !!」

Saya meneriakkan kesan saya dengan keras !!

「Hentikan ini sudah ... Aku tidak mau ini ... Aku benci ini ... Bantu akuu !!」

Shirasaka-san di cermin menggelengkan kepalanya ...!

「... Itu tidak benar bukan? Sebenarnya, ini terasa enak, bukan, Shiraskaa-sama ?! Sangat menyenangkan diperkosa kan? ... !! 」
「 ... T-Tidak mungkin aku bersenang-senang !!! 」
「 Tidak ada gunanya berbohong pada dirimu sendiri ... Shirasaka-sama, Kamu suka berhubungan seks dengan Yoshida-sama ... mendapatkan ejakulasi di dalam, kamu selalu gatal untuk itu! 」
「 ... Itu bukan ... !! 」

Shirasaka-san dengan putus asa menyangkalnya !! 
Ada manik-manik keringat mengambang di seluruh tubuhnya ...! 
Seluruh tubuhnya memerah ...! 
Dia terangsang ...! 
... Dia merasakannya !!!

Aku merentangkan tanganku melalui ketiak Shirasaka-san dan memijat payudaranya sementara penisku masih didorong di dalam panci dagingnya! 
Payudaranya juga basah karena keringat…! 
Melihat ke cermin ... Aku bisa melihat dengan jelas bahwa putingnya yang merah muda berkeringat menetes dari ujung !! 
Aku mencubit dadanya dengan erat!

「... Iyaan ~!」

Saya memijat payudaranya yang licin! 
Dengan postur tubuhnya yang merangkak, perasaan payudaranya mengikuti gravitasi berbeda ... 
Tanganku dapat dengan jelas mengetahui berat benjolan daging yang disebut payudara! 
Aku meninju putingnya erat-erat dengan ibu jari dan telunjukku !! 
Saya memerah susunya!

「... Hyaaaaan! Jangan lakukan itu !!!! 」

Punggung Shirasaka-san membelalak sangat ...!

「Kamu sangat cabul ... Pus Shirasaka-sama mengambil penis terhormat Yoshida-sama sampai ke akarnya! ... Kamu sudah basah kuyup ini! ... Itu menjepit penis terhormat ini begitu banyak! ... Rasanya sangat baik bukan ?! Memek Shirasaka-sama senang dari kesenangan bukan? ... !! 」

Katsuko-san melemparkan kata-kata cabul ke arah Shirasaka-san bahkan lebih lagi ...! 
Dia mengajarkan bahwa Shirasaka-san adalah gadis cabul ...!

「... Tidaaak ... Ini bukan aku ... Tidaaak ... ini bohong ... Aku bukan womaaaan semacam ini !!! ... Aku bukan leeewd !!!」 l 
Kamu cabul! ... Lihatlah pada cermin…! Anda diperkosa, namun basah, dan merasakannya! ... Itu jelas memberitahu penampilan cabul Shirasaka-sama !!! 」

Keringat, diolesi dengan cairan cabul ... rambut acak-acakan, diperkosa dari belakang ...! 
Itulah kenyataan gadis bernama Shirasaka Yukino ... !!

「... Tidak! ... Tidak, Tidak, ini wroooong !!!」

Saya bergerak lebih keras lagi! 
Aku menggiling pinggangku dengan keras, aku melanggar! ... Aku melanggar Shirasaka Yukinoooo !!!! 
Terasa enak ... Terasa enak ... memperkosa Yukino terasa enak ...! 
Seks satu sisi dengan Yukino membuatku kejam !!

「Aahn ... Aaahn ... Aaahn ... Aku tidak cabul ... Aku ... aaaaaahn !!」

Wajah bangsawan Shirasaka-san mendistorsi di cermin ...! 
「Sebuah」 suara cabulnya keluar ...! 
Apakah ini jeritan kesakitan ... atau terengah-engah kesenangan? ... 
Aku tidak tahu ... 
Namun, wajah Shirasaka-san saat diperkosa olehku itu indah!

「A-Aku mencintaimuuuu ... Aku mencintaimu ... Shirasaka-san, aku mencintaimuuuuuu ... !!」5

Aku melanggar Shisasaka-san dengan emosiku! 
Saya ingin lebih melanggarnya! 
Aku ingin terhubung dengan Shirasaka-san selamanya !! 
... Aku ingin berhubungan seks dengannya!

「... Tidaak ... Aku tidak mau ini ... Aku membenci orang sepertimu ... !!!」

Shirasaka-san di cermin berteriak !! 
Menangis ... dilanggar, menangis ...! 
Matanya yang menangis menatapku di cermin !!

Di dalam Shirasaka-san penisku membengkak hebat! 
... Aku akan mencapai batasku untuk yang kedua kalinya.

「Uoooo… S-Shirasaka-san! Aku akan berejakulasi di dalam Shirasaka-san lagi !! 」
「 Eeeh?! ... Noo, stoopp, jangan cum lagieeeee !! 」

Tidak peduli berapa banyak aku melepaskan di dalam ... Shirasaka-san tidak akan terbiasa dengan creampie ...! 
Shirasaka-san dikelilingi oleh ketakutan dan kebencian !!

「Uuuuuu !! ... S-Kita mulai ... Aku menggendong, Aku menggendong, Di sini kita gooooo ... Yukinooooooo !!」
「... Kau tidak bisa !! Hentikan ! Yoshida-kuun !!!!! 」

Aku berejakulasi dalam rahim Shirasaka-san saat aku melihat matanya yang putus asa !!

「... A-Itu datang ... Itu keluar lagi ... hal-hal panas lagi ... aaah ...!」

Penisku berdenyut kencang di dalam vagina Shirasaka-san! 
Doppu doppu… semen masuk! 
Ekspresinya saat aku ejakulasi padanya ... diambil oleh kamera Katsuko-san!

「Uwaaaa ... Pasti menyenangkan, mengumpulkan banyak untuk kedua kalinya. Aku iri padamu, Shirasaka-sama! 」

Kata Katsuko-san dengan seorang gadis kecil seperti tersenyum. 
Dia dengan sempurna menangkap bagian penghubung Shirasaka-san dan aku dan air mani mengalir keluar.

「Oke, saya tangkap kalian berdua yang terhubung! Saya akan menunjukkan ini kepada anak Anda di masa depan ~ !!! 」

Aku mengeluarkan penisku dan air mani menetes perlahan-lahan ... 
Shirasaka-san kehilangan kekuatannya dan jatuh di atas tikar tatami ...

「... Saya tidak mau ini」

Shirasaka-san menangis dengan tenang.

「Waa, kamu menangis karena senang ?!」

Katsuko-san berkata sambil mengambil foto wajahnya yang menangis.

「... Aku tidak!」

Shirasaka-san yang telanjang tidak bisa bergerak karena dia melemah ...

「Ojou-sama sering mengatakan ini ...」

Tiba-tiba ... Katsuko-san sepertinya mengingat sesuatu ...

「Tidak ada yang lebih membangkitkan gairah pria daripada air mata wanita ...!」

Itu benar. 
Aku terangsang setiap kali Shirasaka-san menangis! 
Saya mendapatkan ereksi !!!

「Jadi itu sebabnya ... Anda segera menawarkan air mata untuk meningkatkan perasaan seksual Yoshida-sama. Shirasaka-sama benar-benar wanita cabul bukan ?! Anda menghargai saya. 」

Dengan kata-kata Katsuko-san ... 
Shirasaka-san mengeluarkan setetes air mata lagi ...

「Dia baru saja ejakulasi untuk kedua kalinya, namun kamu sudah berniat untuk mendapatkan Yoshida-sama sudah ereksi? nafsumu sangat buruk !! 」

Katsuko-san ... apakah kamu benar-benar mengaguminya? 
Ah ... Wajahnya terlihat serius. 
Simetris dengan kejahatan Yuzuki-sensei ... Katsuko-san tidak memiliki niat buruk ... dia terlalu murni!
Tapi ... Untuk Shirasaka-san, itu adalah orang yang kejam yang sama ...

「... Tidak ... Aku tidak cabul ...!」

Berbaring di atas tikar tatami, mata Katsuko-san bersinar ketika dia melihat Shirasaka-san menangis dengan tenang ...! 
... Dia memikirkan sesuatu lagi ?!

「Ah, Yoshida-sama ... bisakah kamu mencoba menjilat air mata Shirasaka-sama dengan lidahmu ?!」

Apa?!

「Saya ingin mengambil foto sesuatu dengan perasaan itu! Ini sendok! Itu seni! Saya bertujuan Kimura Ihei Award! 6 Pergilah ...! 」

Katsuko-san menunjukkan tampang yang sangat mengancam ...! 
Hei ... Siapa Kimura Ihei? 
Ngomong-ngomong ... Aku mendekati berbaring Shirasaka-san ... 
Shirasaka-san hanya menangis, tidak bergerak satu inci. 
Aku mengeluarkan lidahku dan mendekati pipi Shirasaka-san ... 1 
Aku mengambil air mata di bawah mata kirinya! 
Pada saat itu ... Tubuh Shirasaka-san bereaksi! 
Klik! ... Suara rana !!

「... Oke, oke, bagus! Saya mengambil gambar yang bagus! 」

Katsuko-san tertawa. 
Air mata Shirasaka-san mencair di lidahku. 
Rasa air matanya luar biasa!

... Keserakahan menyala lagi dalam diriku !!

Aku mencengkeram kepala Shirasaka-san dengan kedua tanganku ... 
Aku menusukkan jari-jariku ke rambutnya dan menempelkannya ke kepalanya ...!

「... Tidaaak !!」

Shirasaka-san yang gemetaran memelintir tubuhnya dan mencoba melarikan diri! 
Saya menekan tubuhnya ...! 
Aku menjilat air mata Shirasaka-san di wajahnya !!

「... Iyaa, jangan menjilatnya ... noooo !!」

Mata Shirasaka-san memiliki air mata keputusasaan yang mengalir keluar satu demi satu ...! 
Aku menjilat tetesan itu! 
Saya mengisapnya! 
Aku akan melanggarmu ... Aku akan melahap tubuh Yukino di mana-mana ...!

Air mata Yukino ... berubah menjadi air mani di dalam diriku!

I fall in love with a girl when I get into high school, Yukino Shirasaka. I could only look at her from a distance. However one day I heard that she has a boyfriend.  Even if I love her, I won’t get her. The devil sent me an invitation. I can make her mine!

Saya mengerti. Alasan mengapa lokasi fotografi agak jauh adalah untuk membebaskan Shirasaka-san dari ketegangannya.
Dan biarkan Katsuko-san yang energik merawatnya ...
Saat mengambil foto, hubungan artifisial dari rasa saling percaya mengikat mereka.

「Lihat ... Dia yang benar-benar gugup dan tidak menunjukkan kesempatan perlahan-lahan menjadi sangat longgar ...」

Shirasaka-san menyeka keringat di dahinya dengan tangan kanannya.

「Ararara ... Oke, ini handuk」

Katsuko-san turun dari kamera dan menyerahkan handuk putih murni kepada Shirasaka-san.

「... T-Terima kasih banyak」

Shirasaka-san menyeka keringatnya dengan handuk.
Dengan rasa lembut dari handuk yang mencuci dia dengan lembut, dia menenangkan hatinya lagi.

「Lalu ... bisakah kamu melepas mantelmu?」

Katsuko-san tersenyum berbicara kepada Shirasaka-san.

「... Eh?」

"Tidak panas? Lebih baik jika Anda melepas mantel Anda! 」

"Aku hanya mengatakannya karena kebaikan" adalah apa yang dikatakan Katsuko-san

「O-Oke」

Shirasaka-san melepas blusnya karena kata-kata Katsuko-san yang cantik dan ceria ...

"Uh huh. Itu bagus ... terlihat bagus ... Silakan lihat di sini, oke !! 」

Katsuko-san mengambil gambar Shirasaka-san yang mengenakan blus putih ...

「Hmm, Sepertinya masih panas ... bisakah Anda membuka beberapa kancing di dekat leher Anda? Yup, itu terlihat bagus! 」

Diberitahu begitu, Shirasaka-san membuka kancing blusnya.

「Horahora, kamu lebih imut ... duduklah di sana. Ah, tolong tersenyum. Tersenyum ... hora, kamu terlihat lebih baik ketika kamu tersenyum 」

Shirasaka-san gugup sejak dia datang ke rumah besar ini.
Shirasaka-san yang tidak pernah tersenyum ... tersenyum pada kamera ...!
Kameramen Katsuko-san ... benar-benar telah mengikis hati Shirasaka-san ...!

「Ah, sedikit rasa setan keluar sedikit ... putar tubuh bagian atasmu sedikit. I-Itu bagus, perasaan itu ... ah, tolong buka kancing yang lain ... 」

Dia membuka kancing yang lain seolah itu alami ... Aku melihat bra putihnya sekilas.

「Oke, itu terlihat bagus ... chese」

Kilasan lain, tubuh Shirasaka-san dengan jelas muncul.

「Tolong jongkok kali ini ... bagus, seolah-olah Anda sedang menunggu di halte bus. Apakah sudah disini? Berapa lama kita akan menunggu ... Itu benar, tetap diam 」

Shirasaka-san tidak menyadarinya ...
Bagian dalam rok Shirasaka-san berada dalam tampilan penuh di monitor.
Ya, saya - bisa - lihat - celana - Anda!
Celana putih salju tak berdaya ...
Cabul ... terlalu cabul ...!

"Mari kita lihat ... haruskah kita melepas rokmu?"

Katsuko-san membuat saran dengan senyum datar ...!

「I-Itu」

Seperti yang diharapkan, bahkan Shirasaka-san akan ragu di sini ...

Sekarang ~ Anda masih mengenakan blus Anda. Saya hanya ingin menampilkan kaki langsing ini lagi ~ 」

Shirasaka-san di monitor melirikku.
Sepertinya dia benci dilihat olehku

「Apakah tidak apa-apa? ... Anda tidak disuruh telanjang bulat!」

Yuzuki-sensei menyatakan dengan suara dingin dan keras.

「Kamu berjanji bukan ?!」

Ekspresi Shirasaka-san menegang.

「Horaa ~ Tidak apa-apa, tidak apa-apa ... Anda tidak perlu memikirkannya !!」

Katsuko-san bertindak dengan cerdas di antara kedua orang itu.

「... Dipahami.」

Tangan Shirasaka-san memegang roknya.
Rok jatuh di lantai.
Katsuko-san mengambil foto kondisi itu ...

「Itu bagus ... bagus ... Kelihatannya sangat baik !!!」

Shirasaka-san hanya mengenakan blus dan pakaian dalamnya.
Hanya satu bagian diambil dan belum ... Itu terlihat sangat seksi.
Shirasaka-san meletakkan tangannya di depan blus dan menutupinya untuk tidak membiarkan celana dalamnya terlihat.
Wajahnya benar-benar memerah karena malu.
Cabul ... cabul ... cabul Shirasaka-san.

「Lepaskan kaus kakimu. Dengan begitu akan terlihat lebih lama ...! 」

Shirasaka-san baru saja melaksanakan proposal cerdas Katsuko-san tanpa memasukkan makna apa pun di dalamnya.
Seperti yang diharapkan, Shirasaka-san tidak memiliki kebiasaan buruk melepas kaus kakinya hanya dengan kakinya.
Dia memegang bagian depan blusnya dengan tangan kirinya, menekuk kaki kanannya sehingga dia entah bagaimana bisa melepaskan kaus kakinya dengan tangan kanannya.
Shirasaka-san membengkokkan tubuhnya membuat bentuk C.
Posturnya memiliki beberapa kemustahilan ... celana dalamnya muncul sekilas dari jahitan blouse ...!
Ketika kaus kaki kanan dilepas, ia pindah ke kaus kaki kiri ...
Katsuko-san sepenuhnya merekam kondisi Shirasaka-san melepas kaus kakinya dengan kameranya ...

「Terlihat bagus ... Telanjang kaki gadis terlihat bagus」 

Oh ... Kaki Shirasaka-san sangat putih dan ramping.
Paha mulai dari bagian bawah blus hingga jari-jari kakinya ... semuanya berwarna daging.
Kaki telanjang ... Disebut kaki telanjang bukan? ... huh

「Lalu, lihat di sini kali ini ... Bersandar sedikit ... oke」

Katsuko-san memerintahkan Shirasaka-san untuk membuat pose dengan mantap.
Blitz dan rana mengikuti ...
Tidak sadar ... Shirasaka-san lupa memegangi depan blusnya.
Celana putihnya sudah dalam tampilan penuh ...

「Saya sudah ingin beralih ke Situs ... beberapa situasi yang tidak biasa ...」

Katsuko-san mendongak dari penemu dan menyarankan.

「Hmmm ... Apakah ada sesuatu?」

Katsuko-san melihat sekeliling ruangan.
Peralatan olahraga menangkap pandangan Katsuko-san ...

「Oh benar! Mari kita gunakan itu ... !! 」

Sensei berbisik di telingaku ...

「Jaga jarak Anda dari mereka ... Anda tidak dapat mendekatinya sekarang. Kita harus menghapus kehadiran kita 」

Aku mengangguk…

「Bukankah itu ... Alat pelatihan?」
「Benar di sini! Kali ini, gunakan ini dan saya akan mengambil foto Anda! 」

Kata-kata Katsuko-san terlalu cerah.
Dia mengangkat dan membawa yang terkecil kamera ketiganya.

「Oke ... Silakan datang ke sini」
「O-Oke ...」

Meskipun Shirasaka-san merasa curiga, dia masih mengikuti Katsuko-san ...
Sensei dan aku tidak bergerak.
Kami menjauh dari mereka.

「Pertama-tama, coba ini!」

Apa yang Katsuko-san tunjukkan adalah yang disebut mesin gerakan kupu-kupu.
Ini adalah mesin latihan di mana Anda harus duduk di kursi dan Anda membengkokkan bar dengan siku.

"Duduklah disini!"
"…Tapi"
「Tidak apa-apa, tidak apa-apa ~!」

Shirasaka-san yang mengenakan blus putih dan berkaki putih dipaksa duduk.

「Di sini, Anda harus memperbaiki kaki Anda di sini. Silakan letakkan kakimu di atas pedal ini di sini ... Okaay ~ Aku memasang pita ajaib 」

Katsuko-san memperbaiki pergelangan kaki Shirasaka-san.

「Letakkan tangan Anda di sini, dan tolong genggam bilah ini ... perbaiki pergelangan tangan Anda di sini」

Pergelangan tangan Shirasaka-san juga tetap seperti yang diharapkan.

「Lalu ... tolong dorong bilah. Apakah ini terlalu berat? 」

Tangan Shirasaka-san mendorong bilah dengan kuat ...

"…Ini baik"

... Bilah bergerak

「Lalu, lanjutkan itu dan lihat ke bawah ... Aku akan mengambil foto !!」

Katsuko-san mengubah mode kamera menjadi 『Perekaman Video』
Tubuh latihan Shirasaka-san sedang diproyeksikan di laptop Yuzuki-sensei ...!

「Okaay ~ ... Oneee, twwoooo, threee, fouuuuur ...!」

Katsuko-san cocok dengan penghitungan saat Shirasaka-san terus mendorong bar ...
Setiap kali dia memberikan kekuatan, otot kaki bisa terlihat jelas mengencang.
Tentu saja, celana dalamnya terlihat.
Perutnya juga terlihat terlepas dari celana dalamnya.
Perutnya tahun pertama di sekolahnya keriting ... dan itu berkontraksi setiap kali Shirasaka-san menguasainya.
Haa, haa, saya bisa mendengar napas berat ...
Sambil melanjutkannya selama hampir lima menit, Shirasaka-san berkeringat di sekujur tubuhnya ...
Blus tipis putihnya menempel di tubuhnya dan ... garis bagian atas tubuhnya jelas muncul.
Butir-butir keringat di pahanya juga seksi.
Sepertinya saya sedang menonton video gambar seksi di mana Shirasaka-san adalah bintangnya ...
Namun ... yang ditampilkan adalah Shirasaka-san dan saya, bagaimanapun, kami berada di ruangan yang sama.
Tubuh ini hanya berjarak sepuluh meter ...

「Oke ... itu bagus. Ayo ambil foto lain di mesin lain! 」

Katsuko-san mengatakan itu dan memperbaiki kamera pada tripod dan kemudian melepas pita ajaib di pergelangan tangan dan pergelangan kaki Shirasaka-san.
Kemudian, dia menyerahkan handuk lagi ...
Shirasaka-san menghapus keringatnya sambil terengah-engah.
Ah, dia meletakkan handuknya dari perutnya dan menyeka sisi ...
Shirasaka-san pasti berpikir bahwa kita tidak bisa melihatnya dari lokasi kita tetapi ... kamera itu ada dalam mode video.
Saya dapat melihatnya! Itu direkam!
Atau lebih tepatnya ... Aku ingin handuk itu !!!

「Ini akan menjadi foto mesin terakhir jadi di sini ... duduk yang satu ini」

Adapun mesin yang disebutkan Katsuko-san, mataku tidak dapat memahami aktivitas apa yang dilakukan oleh mesin itu.
Coretan berwarna kuning melingkari batang besi bundar dan disatukan, membentuk bentuk orang yang sedang duduk.
Shirasaka-san duduk di kursi seperti yang diperintahkan.
Sepertinya dia benar-benar mempercayai Katsuko-san.

「Okaaay ~ aku akan memperbaiki pergelangan tangan dan pergelangan kakimu lagi oke ~」

Katsuko-san memperbaiki tangan dan kaki Shirasaka-san dengan selotip sihir beberapa saat yang lalu.
Shirasaka-san akan menggerakkan tubuhnya ...
Namun, mesin tidak bergerak ke arah mana pun? !!! 

「... Bagaimana kamu memindahkan ini?」

Ketika Shirsaka-san bertanya, Katsuko-san berkata. 

「Oh ... Mesin ini harus dinyalakan terlebih dahulu!」

Katsuko-san menyalakan sakelar di bagian belakang mesin.
Wiin, wiin, wiiin ... Suara misterius terdengar.
Seolah-olah beberapa roda gigi diputar perlahan dari dalam ...
Selanjutnya, suara pengumuman dari mesin ...

『... Sense sensing ... tolong tarik napas panjang dan tunggu sebentar』

Shirasaka-san menghembuskan napas saat dia diberitahu.
... Tak lama

『... Mulai menahan diri』

Wiiiin, wiiiiin ... !!!
Mesin itu mulai berubah sementara Shirasaka-san masih terikat ...!
Perlahan berdiri ...!

"…Apa ini?!"

Shirasaka-san mencoba menggerakkan tangan dan kakinya ...!
Namun, pergelangan tangan dan pergelangan kakinya sudah terpasang dengan baik ... dia tidak bisa melakukan gerakan apa pun !!
Tak lama, mesin yang menahan Shirasaka-san membuat bentuk X dan berdiri tegak ...

「... Ini berjalan dengan baik」

Catatan: sebaiknya membaca langsung skip chp 27.. Bila kalian tidak suka MC lemah sebaiknya tidak membaca Novel ini. Bila kalian tidak suka cerita slow kalian juga jangan baca. bila kalian tidak suka sytem gak guna jangan baca thanks... 

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