Just stories written while im on the toilet or in the restroom in general

After telling Evangeline that he was fine, Jam cleaned his cultivation area, and headed to his bathroom. After the ordeal he went through to complete his Bone Realm body, Jam was dying to relax.

On his way to the bathroom, Jam noticed that Evangeline had started moving around. He didn't know what she was up to, but his fatigue made him unable to care about her problems for the moment.

Jam made it to his bathroom and filled his bathtub full of hot water. The house that the academy gave to Jam had an over-the-top bathroom. Not only was the bathroom the size of any other room in the house — excluding the cultivation chamber upstairs — Jam's bathroom had its own separate showering area from the bathtub; it wouldn't be a problem for several people to use the bathroom at the same time.

After learning to clean himself with energy, Jam stopped regularly taking showers. But when he did take a shower to relax, he wouldn't usually use the bath. The fatigue this time was truely top tier, seeing as how Jam felt the need to take a bath.

As the warm bath was being prepared, Jam slowly took his time showering. Jam was very meticulous with his time in the shower, as this was a luxury he didn't enjoy often. But more importantly, after his breakthrough to the Bone Realm Jam had a ton of damaged skin hanging all over his body.

Jam would make sure all this old and broken skin fell of his body before he entered the bathtub. He used a sponge to clear anything he didn't want on his body. This included both the old ragged pieces of skin, as well as the impurities that he had expelled while cultivating.
 
Jam had reached peak-insanity, when he decided to take the 20 Bone Spurring Pills for each cycle of energy. Sure, that allowed him to quickly complete his Bone Realm body, but it also made him bleed the impurities out of his body. This mixture of blood and cultivation impurities was nasty to say the least. Even if Jam used his energy to dispel the stick mixture from his body, he would find it troublesome. Moreover, that god-awful smell would still linger; he needed this bath and shower combo.

Jam made sure that his body was brand-spanking new, before entering the bath. He wouldn't be able to relax in the bathtub, if there were impurities floating around in his relaxation vessel.

Jam stepped into the bathtub, and managed to relax for a total of three seconds before he heard his bathroom door, open. Jam was greeted by the sight of a VERY exposed Evangeline, only covered by a towel. At first, Jam thought he was still hallucinating, but after scanning Evangeline with his Detecting Form, he realized this was really happening.

"Why?" This was the only word Jam could utter. He couldn't think of any possible reason for why Evangeline would have wanted to enter the bath at this point in time.

"Huh?" Evangeline was surprised at Jam's lack of reaction. She came with the expectation of seeing Jam's face turn red, and kept imagining Jam's flustered behavior in this situation. Too bad Jam was still not interested in the opposite sex.

"Why did you come in now?" Jam clarified his previous sentence.

"To… to comfort my worn out husband. Yeah, that's why I'm here... Why? Would you prefer that I leave?" Evangeline bullshitted her way through her response, and turn back the tides on Jam.

"Nah I don't really care. It's just that your behavior always seems to amaze me. You constantly act in ways contrary to what the books I've read say."

Evangeline didn't understand what Jam meant when he talked about the books he had read, but she blushed at Jam's shameless admission to not minding her presence in the bath with him; at least that was what her mind interpreted.

Evangeline was a true champion of the heart, as she straight up dipped herself into the bath, with Jam still in it. Just to see what expression Jam would make as she raised the stakes. She had been waiting for over a week to prank Jam, and by god, she would get her desired result today!

Jam disappointed her, as he looked like this situation was just another arbitrary moment in his life. Instead the person who ended up with a red face and showed flustered expressions was none other than Evangeline. Because, as she entered the bath and looked at Jam, she saw that he wasn't covered by a towel like herself.

Moreover, Jam seemed to care even less about being exposed in front of her, than when he saw her enter the room. Jam's apparent voyeurism told Evangeline that Jam was a tough nut to crack, and that to get the reactions she wanted from him would require the use of extreme measures.

Evangeline's pride became her downfall today, as in her attempt to embarrass Jam, she discarded her towel, bringing about an equilibrium of nudity to the room. This action certainly got a reaction out of Jam. However, instead of embarrassment, a look of confusion spawned on Jam's face.

The books he had read on social affairs made him certain that the chances, of Evangeline revealing herself in such a manner, happening were impossibly low. It wasn't even an option Jam had considered for this situation.

However, Evangeline was a girl and Jam had yet to see a living example of their "partless" crotches. She seemed to not care about the awkwardness of nudity between the two genders, so Jam wouldn't let this chance go to waste. Jam started speaking.

"Hey, I was wondering… could you stand up for a second." These words might have been acceptable in other situation, but they were directed by a boy to a girl, who was naked in his bath; it wasn't appropriate for these circumstances, to say the least.

'Oh, shit. I've seriously fucked up this time around. He's my future husband so I don't mind letting him see me naked, but if he tries something funny...' Evangeline thought to herself. She didn't think of what would happen if Jam "tried anything funny," but the result wouldn't be pretty...

Evangeline took a deep breath, gave Jam a glare full of complex emotions, and stood up, revealing herself in the totality of her perfection. 

It should be noted that Evangeline had been seriously cultivating her body, and had even reached the beginning phases of the Bone Realm. Each time a person made a breakthrough to the next Stage or Realm in body refinement, their body would become closer to that of the ideal body. This in turn made Jam look like a devilishly handsome eighteen-year-old, and Evangeline looked like an eighteen-year-old world class beauty. 

Honestly, the scene of both of them in the bathroom, looked less like a bunch of derpy ten-year-olds playing around in the bath, and more like a mature couple acting out some sort of soft foreplay.

As Jam looked at the the now exposed Evangeline, he couldn't help but mutter under his breath "It really is true… they really do have partless crotches..."

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Evangeline had heard Jam's mutterings as clear as day.

"I read a book on anatomy, but up until this very moment, I've never managed to see a real woman's crotch. I had always been skeptical about the rumors, but they were really true! Men and women have different crotches!"

The ridiculousness of Jam's explanation diffused how tense the mood was, and Evangeline felt atmosphere lighten up. So, she sat back down, and the two enjoyed their bath for a while. Evangeline, while wanting to trust Jam, still couldn't help but be on guard against him during their bath. Jam on the other hand, closed his eyes and fully enjoyed his bath for the span of its duration.

When Jam felt relaxed enough, he got out of the bath, dispelled any lingering drops of water still stuck to his skin with his energy, and put on his uniform. Whenever Jam was out of combat he would walk around in his bare uniform.

Evangeline was still pulling herself back together after that experience she shared with Jam in the bathroom, but soon followed after Jam's steps in re-clothing herself. 

The two Dao Companions were trying their best to understand the others intentions. Jam acted completely different that what was expected of a boy his age, and the same could be said for Evangeline.

...

After this desperately needed break, Jam returned to his cultivation room and resumed his energy cultivation. Now that Jam had completed his body cultivation for the Spirit Realm, he could focus more time on his other core skills and energy cultivation.

Jam and the other core disciples, had about a weeks worth of time to prepare for the trip to the Titanic Beast Mountain Range. During this time, apart from improving his relationship with Evangeline, Jam managed to reach the peak of the Soul Condensing Stage, as well as master all the core skills available to him from the Thunderfire Cataclysm.

After Jam's willpower had been strengthened through his experience with the Bone Realm of body cultivation, Jam's souls grew to be several times more resistant. Therefore, allowing him to feed his soul larger amounts of energy at a faster rate. This resulted in him being at the peak of the Soul Condensing Stage by the end of the week. Jam's soul was now the same size as his body.

Right before the core disciples would meet in the classroom to leave with Cecily to the Titanic Beast Mountain Range, Jam also collected the techniques he was promised for being in the champion squad of the hunting competition. 

Tzatziki recommended that Jam should take a Demonic technique for the Saint Realm technique, and a Yang technique for the Sage Realm technique. Jam could understand why a demonic technique was picked. Jam had his True Demon Form, but it had no skills aside from the transformation. But, the Yang technique? Why on earth would Jam need a Yang technique, after all the Daos he was currently studying?

Jam tried to ask Tzatziki, why he could possibly need a Yang technique. But all he did was giggle non-stop and put on a peculiar face — ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). In the end Tzatziki finally put together a complete sentence through his laughing "Your going to need it in the future. TRUST ME."

Follow the adventures of a boy named Jam on his journey to gain a purpose. Thrust onto the world of cultivation because of the silly encouragement of his foster grandmother and his ridiculously one-track-minded self, Jam's adventure is bound to be full of action, comedy, and self discovery. Hopefully, his stupidity will be cured before it affects his life too badly.

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Here's my cringy first attempt at a hook, so let me be more straightforward with what this will turn out to be~

A "dense" MC in all the wrong ways, who's OPness brings Xianxia protagonists to shame.

Some wacky situations that exploit the density and idiocy of the MC, which will inevitably shape his future self.

A band of overpowered companions that follow Jam in his journey to find purpose, with only a single love interest (for now, and probably forever~)

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[Current] Schedule: Hiatus...

[Relationship] Goals (End the week's rating with):

100 Power Stones = Extra chapter (Week of January 7, 14)

150 Power Stones = Extra chapter (Week of January 21)

"Sof!" Victor shouted my name as I was carefully arranging the pile of books in the Literarium. It was the day of the big event and Victor choose today of all days, to be funny. I jerk and the book fort breaks and falls to the ground.

He looks at me, like he was really guilty. Thank goodness there weren't any readers around, they would have killed me for the blasphemy, I had just disregarded books in a bookstore. Such a shame, Sofia.

I get back to arranging the books, ignoring Victor. 

"Sof, I'm sorry. I'll help you put the books back. Besides, I was distracted anyway. I'd rather work with you and do something productive." He winked.

My face broke into a smile and I said, "Fine! You can pick the books up and give it to me." 

"Sure, but before that" he says and comes closer to kiss me. He opens his mouth widely and kisses me. My face is now half wet. Victor did not know how to kiss. He kissed like a puppy licks your face. I smile at him awkwardly, "Easy there, tiger. We have work to do." I say and push him gently.

"Sure Ma'am, as you say." He chuckles and starts helping me with the books.

An hour before the book launch was when we were expecting our colleagues to show up. They had started to come, one by one. Aaron seemed really impressed with the arrangement and congratulated 'Victor' for guiding me. 

"I'm gonna get a coffee" I tell them and excuse myself. Aaron was such a pain, ugh! 

I bump into Ivan on my way out.

"Hey! You're early" I smile and say.

"Yeah, figured I'd see the arrangements for the day. Catherine wanted me to check on the color themes, so that she could coordinate her outfit accordingly. It's this whole thing she does." He says looking confused towards the end.

"I get it, she's a perfectionist. She has a great sense of style, it's only fair." I nod, "Anyway, I was going to get coffee, I'll see you later" I say and walk down

"Sure, see you" I hear him say at a distant.

I take my coffee and find myself an empty table. Coffee shops are full of life in the mornings. Its brimming with people rushing to work, people taking pictures of their coffee cups for Instagram, people leisurely getting their coffee and reading as they sip on their drink, slowly. "Lento" I say softly.

"I see you speak Spanish" I hear Ivan's voice from the back.

"Just a few words, you?" I ask him. 

"Not much, but I know a bit, cause I travel around" he says, "Mind if I sit with you?"

"Yes" I say with a straight face.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll find some other seat" he says looking surprised and insulted. 

"Oh no no, Ivan, I'm kidding" I break into a smile

"No, it's alright Sofia. I understand. You don't have to try and be nice and force yourself" he says and 
drags a chair to sit in the table next to mine.

I walk up-to him and apologize. "Ivan, I was kidding, I truly am sorry if I offended you." I say, my eyes are almost in tears. Ugh Sofia, why are you so sensitive. I curse myself in my head and blink my eyes multiple times as I look at the floor. It was a trick I learnt, to stop the tears. I look up and see that he's already looking at me. His expression changed. He looked upset and scared.

"Oh no, Sof, I'm sorry. Please don't cry. I was just trying to beat you at your own game" he says and brings his chair closer to mine.

"It's fine, I'm sorry, I feel so silly" I say sheepishly. 

Suddenly a bunch of security guards come into the mall and Catherine Russo follows them. The security guards are all around her and she walks with grace in between them, sunglasses covering her eyes, her high heels making her look taller than she already was. Ivan excuses himself and goes to her and hugs her. I felt kinda left out at that moment.

I quickly get up and walk to the third floor, to Literarium. Victor was already waiting for me near the book pile I had arranged. He smiles at me and tells me that he is proud of me. I laugh, the feeling of being left out died down in an instant. 

The book launch went pretty well and Catherine personally spoke to many readers and answered their questions patiently. I was very impressed with her personality. I glanced in her direction many times and found her and Ivan having their little moments. They looked good together.

"Look what I got you" Victor said as he came behind me.

"Omg, fries! I am so hungry. Victor, you're the best." I say to him and smile.

He fed the fries to me and pushed my hair behind when I ate. Aaron was very happy with how the event turned out to be and we had an interview with one of the most influential reader's digests. 

Catherine spoke to him after the event as well which put Aaron in an even better mood. He asked me if I wanted to be a part of the media relations team of the office as well.

"Oh, I'd be honored Aaron!" I exclaim. After he leaves Victor hugs me and lifts me up and kisses me. 

Things were finally going well and Victor had been so supportive. He pecks my cheek and excuses himself to use the bathroom. I glance at Catherine, out of habit now. I see Ivan looking at me, he smiles when our eyes meet. He almost looked like he felt what I had felt a while ago, like he was missing out on something.

I break the eye contact and walk to the best seller's collection. I knew the look Ivan gave me, the look that said, wish we had more time so that I could make up for making you cry. What's funny was, I wished the same too.

Sofia, an aspiring writer, suddenly discovers a secret that changes her life because of a tragic incident. 

Ivan, a young, popular producer, is living a perfect life and is in search of a story while possibly hiding a secret of his own.

What happens when Ivan finds his story through Sofia's secret. Would he use it for his own good and lose her? Or would he help her find herself again and in return discover who he is? 


Disclaimer : This is my first novel and is very close to my heart. Do give it a read and let me know if you like it. 

xx.

Ughh, why am I keep on messy up, maybe it's because I never asked Chris the embarrassing questions? I  looked at the clock and it was 7:42 pm then leaned back in my purple rolly chair, I felt my eyes closing and I let it closed then I  fell asleep. 

Chloe... Chloe... wake up, Chris said.  Ring! Ring! Ring!  I'm up! I yelled. my phone was ringing and it was Prince Zach's video calling me. I dismissed the call then texed Zach that I was working and I didn't want to be distracted. He texted Ok. I lean back in the chair then I saw Chris. When the heck you got here! I said when I jump in my Chair. Long enough to know that you would only wake up for your phone, Chris said while laughing. Whatcha doing here, I asked. I couldn't sleep so I came over here, Chris said while drinking a cup of coffee. Wait! what time is it, I asked. It's 10:05 pm, and don't judge I go to be early because I do sports and I have to keep a good sleep schedule, Chris said. Omg, I barely completed my paperwork yet, I said while gripping my hair and also. Hey, while you were sleeping I saw you made a lot of mistakes on your papers so is something wrong or something on your mind? Chris asked with a concerned voice. Umm. No, of course not, I said forcing a smile. Your lying to me, Chris said. How am I supposed to tell him that Neveah told me to find out for sure of what to do it fine out if I like someone by kissing him and that someone is Chris! No what forget it, I know you would tell me someday. While I was working Chris put his head on my shoulder. Hey Chlo, is there a bathroom in this room, Chris asked. Yeah, there's on in the back over there to left. Chris got up to use the bathroom.  I got up to take a break and head out on the balcony.  When Chris came out he saw the princess on the balcony, He watches and admires the moonlight gleaming on Chloe's mixed brown skin with her hair flowing with the breeze. One of the breezes lifted up her dress showing her underwear and at that moment he knew he messed up. He had gotten an erection. He took off his jacket and wrapped it around his waist covering up its front side. When Christian walked away he saw that there were still boxes out that have stuff that hasn't been put up yet. Christian noticed that each section of bookshelves was name and label. Most of the Bookshelves in the manga section were almost done he grab a boxed that was label manga on it. Christian studied the way the Princess organized the books then started sorting out out the books. The Princess came back in, to finish her work and it only has been an hour and 35mins. She went looking for Christian and notice that he was organizing my manga books, I was soo relieved that he didn't pick up the boxed that said life entry on it that because it was all of my dairies I ever owned. I teleported on top of one of the bookshelves that's was behind Chris in an angle where I could still see his face. I felt myself being drawn to look at Christain. He's is so focused on organizing the books, his blond curly cute hair matches his sky blue eyes, his pale skin was so clear and look so smooth, Wait! what and I'm thinking about by the time I realized that I was levitating I was close to the ceiling. Umm, Chris, can you help me out, I yelled down to him. Christian had used his Ice powers to make a staircase that when all the up to the princess. Chris reached his hand up to me and I grabbed it.  The moment our hand's touch I stopped levitating. We walked down the staircase made of ice then it disappeared out of thin air. Hey, Christian, you wanna sleepover here tonight, I asked without thinking.  He said sure. When I grabbed his hand and ran out of the library and went next door to my room. Brice saw them went into her room then Brice texted Christians' phone saying that he better not do anything funny. Christian texted, don't worry I won't. Hey, Christian,  I'm going to go take a shower and I can teleport you some clothes if you want I said while I'm getting my clothes out. Yeah, you can teleport my clothes, I said. I teleported to Christain's closet and I picked out both his underclothes and PJs I saw that was going to match mines. I teleported back to give him his clothes. I hopped in the shower and quickly got out. Christian said he already taken a shower he just put on some regular clothes so it won't be weird vibes. I look around my room looking for my brush, and I finally found it. By the time Chris got out of the bathroom, he saw that I was struggling to brush my hair. He quickly snatches the brush with is man hands and he started to brush my hair with ease. I missed my afro hair, it was easier for me to take care of it, I said to him. I'm used to doing my little sister's hair She got straight blonde hair with no curls like my dad and I got curly blonde hair like my mom, Christian said. Hey, Christian, do you want to pull an all-nighter on a school night with me, I have clear and no smell energy drinks that we can use tomorrow, everyone would just think it's water, I said with a smile on my face. Out of nowhere Christian grab, my powder makeup off the side of my nightstand then slapped it on my hair then he said now you have triple colored hair. I laughed so hard that I snorted I grab my brush and put it on the bathroom counter. I  ran warm water to rinse my hair out in the tube. When Chloe finished rinsing her hair out and drying I went to brush her hair again. While I was brushing her hair she took a picture of us. When she went to post it she type, Christian is my first male BFF who knew how to take care of my hair, #Twining black and white poker dots PJs #Tag your BFF #sleep over on a school night. Are you seriously going to post that, Chris said? Yup, and... done, I said while I hit the post button. Umm, Chloe, this might be a weird question I'm about to ask but can I take off my shirt or at least unbuttoned my shirt, I like feeling the cool air on my body, he said. I said sure while I'm walking towards my bed while I'm scrolling in my socials.  When Christian went to walk over to the chair sitting diagonally from the tv in the middle of the room and grab the remote to watch Netflix I glance over my phone and all I saw was a four-pack with a v shape going with some small but cute muscles. Dang, h are there a 13-year-old boy's body is so... Chloe! Chris said my name when I started to levitate again. When he said my name like that I went back down on my bed. Hey, Chloe, I'm starting to think that you only start to levitate out of control, when you start to get mad, or get excited ( turned on ) but mostly excited, Chris said to me. I didn't know what to say or do when he found about me and my levitating. I guess I'm right then since your not saying anything thing, Chris said with a smile on his face. Hey do you want to watch a scary movie or something, Chris asked me. I said nothing but tv glitch then turn on Annabelle. Okay then, scary movie, Chris said with a nervous voice. I can't believe that he knows that he had made me excited more than once today and I can barely look at him without drooling. Neveah started a video call with me. I answered the phone. Hey Neveah, what's up? I said. I saw your post and is Christian really at your house, she asked me. know what I'm just going to pause the movie okay, Christian yelled. Omg, he's really there, She said. And HE can hear YOU, I said to Neveah. Brice opened Chloe's door then took a picture of Chloe and Christian then send it to Prince Zach. Do you need something brother? I asked. No, I don't I'm just making sure y'all not doing funny stuff, Brice said walking away. I grab my violet Air Pods and put them. Chloe, do you have some earphones or something on yet, Neveah ask. Yeah, I do why I asked. I want to know what the school prince looks like shirtless and take a picture for me so I can save it, Neveah asked. I meticulously took a picture of Christian then sent it to Neveah. Hey, Neveah I'm going to hang up because I really want to get started with my movie, I said a couple of seconds before hanging up on her.  During the movie, it randomly pauses then Princess Chloe asked if she can tell Christian something. Yes, of course, he said. Neveah told me if I really want to know if I really have real feelings for someone I should try and kissed them, I said while still blushing in the fact that he still doesn't have a shirt on. Okay..., Christian said stunned by the fact she said it so bluntly. I thought I only knew you for 3 days but I knew you for years and I knew the fact that you still came visiting the castle to ask Prince Frederick of how I'm doing and stuff, I said while walking towards him. I stopped walking when I got near him then I bend over and kissed him, it didn't even take a second for him to kiss me back. I pushed him away then said let's do that tak rock challenge of when one of the friends who kiss his or her best friend and sees how would she or he reacted, I said ruining the moment, Umm sure but let's wait on that and kept "us" a secret until we cancel the dating thing between you and Zach. Oh, that's easy can just call him now and tell him, I said pulling out my phone. The wait won't he get upset about that, you should know that Emma and Brice been telling him our every move and even made you let go of my hand, Christian said in a skepticism tone. Yes, I know that All of that, and that is because he was trying to keep rumor spreading with the press. Zach and I are good friends, very good friends, and the night I asked him what would he do if I don't feel the same way as him and he said that he would still love me either way, I said.  I called him but he didn't pick up so I left a message for him. I hopped in bed and Chris sat next to me and I continue the movie. By the time we got to the middle of the movie, I had fallen asleep in the opposite direction of Chris. While I, Christian tried to put the cover over her, but Chloe grabs my arm and wouldn't let go of me. I looked at the digital clock that's on her nightstand and it said it was 12:38 am. Hey, that's not bad as for going to bed late, I slowly drift off the street 


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💜SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER I JUST WANTED TO THE TWO CHARACTERS TO HAVE THE NIGHT ALL TO THEM. THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL COME OUT TODAY 4/25/20💜
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Royal vampires and werewolves twins born from human who ancestors powers dwell upon them at birth. Their birth father is the king of the country and their mother is a regular citizen who took a procedure to have one last kid not knowing the sperm was the king. The mother of the twins new that their ancestors sent all their powers to the twins making them dangerous so she separate them at birth and gave the boy twin away to the king but she ended up giving the girl away when she almost killed one of her sons. The twins had a rough childhood making them stronger. The girl became over powered with all the abilities she possesses. She have to face her enemies to protect the world with the help of greek gods/goddesses and she have to face her LOVE TRIANGLE. 


PLEASE GIVE ME SUPPORT AND SHARE YOUR IDEAS WITH THE WORLD.

PS. I DREW THE COVER, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

In the few months that we had been at Hogwarts we had found out that Hermione's birthday was in September so we had to arrange a gift for her, Harry and I had started to use the RoR for training from physical exercises to practising spells used in OWL examinations wandless and chantless, this helped increase the amount of magical energy he had in our bodies and this helped nourish and repair our bodies after our physical workouts, there were times that we used the Room so that we could study anything of interest like warding, ancient runes and healing, whenever we practised duelling the room would change to match the difficulty that we would like to have from it just being us in the room, to a crowd cheering like we were in an amphitheatre and baying for blood, to puppets created to randomly fire spells towards us to make sure that we are paying attention to the surroundings as we fight so that we could use it to our advantage or make sure that we don't fall for the others trap, to the most difficult where there would be about 50 puppets on each side fighting so that it would be more like a battlefield and the most unpredictable situations form this, the puppets were set to only use no lethal spells just incase we could not react in time to dodge or protect ourselves from them. 
In the first flying lesson it played out the same with Malfoy taking Neville's Remembrall and Harry flying after it, he ended up on the Quidditch team and because of that he spent less time in the afternoon and evening the RoR, so I just roped in Daphne who dragged Hermione with her, we were able to use the time that Harry was not with us to go through most of the books when the room was in the library form because we wanted to study up on more classes, or looking for notes left in old books that could make things easier to understand. 
The closer we were getting to Halloween the worse my mood got, this is because I might have to deal with an adult Troll but things are a little bit different this year as we would be spending it with people our own age and we could use the perspective from there point of view about Halloween and try and not thing about the day James and Lily died. I still kept my routine of working out in the morning and then going for a shower to have Dotty bring me some food to my room, I then met Daphne to go to our lesson for the day. 
At lunch when we entered the great hall we walked over to the Gryffindor table to see what Harry was planning on doing for the rest of the day. 
" Harry do you know where Hermione is, we could go to the library together and there are a few things I want to talk to her about" Daphne says after we near where he is sitting. 
" I think that Hermione should be in one of the girls bathrooms on the first floor, she was trying to be friendly with some people but it must have gone wrong because she ran off to the bathroom, I couldn't follow her in there because it is a girls bathroom so I came here waiting for you so you could go in there and see what is up, we were coming from the charms classroom if that helps with which one to go towards." Harry explained to Daphne hoping that she could help with this. 
Daphne had left with a couple of plates of food as she headed towards the first floor corridor and I had asked Dotty to keep and eye on both of them and to inform me when they would be out of the bathroom so that I could meet up with them. 
When it was time for dinner and Dotty still hadn't appeared in front of me, I released a sigh knowing that Daphne would have to deal with another Troll because of me suggesting that she become friends with Hermione. I just hope that this one doesn't cause any problems for her mentally, 10 minutes into eating Quirrell bursts into the great hall and doing his bit to cause chaos among the students before 'fainting' on the middle of the tables. I use the time to get to Harry and remind him that the girls are not aware of the Troll if he didn't get that to start with i also suggested that he get Daisy to apperate him to them after he got away from the Gryffindor lot, because of the chaos around the Gryffindor table I used that to stamp on the back of Quirrell's head a few times. 
When everything had been calmed down and the students were sent to there dormitories I moved away from the Slytherin lot to call Dotty to me and get her to apperate me to where the girls are and Harry appeared shortly after. as we were about to enter the bathroom we heard the groaning of the Troll behind us, it had just walked around the corner and spotted us. 
" So how do you want to deal with this one, it should be fully grown so it's skin should be able to deal with spells better than that other one we dealt with" glancing at Harry 
" we should get the girls out of the bathroom first as there is no other entrance for them to use, then i suggest that run while leading it away from them the first chance we get while we send Dotty and Daisy to get the teachers here to deal with it, sound good to you." Harry enquired of me while still keeping his eyes focused on the Troll and the area around it so that he could use it to his advantage should it come to that 
" Sounds good i'll get the girls, Dotty, Daisy you heard him go and get the teachers" I said as I walked into the bathroom 
" Daphne, Hermione you in here. if you are we need to leave there is a Troll down the corridor" I shouted as i entered the main bit of the bathroom where the sinks are 
" please tell me this is you trying to do a Halloween prank or something because that is not funny you know I don't like Trolls or anything to do with them." Daphne shouted as she rushed out of one of the cubicles dragging Hermione along with her. i didn't have to respond to her as the Troll outside groaned again and louder than last time. Daphne went very pale at hearing that and was unresponsive so I had to pick her up in the princess carry and ran out of the bathroom with Hermione following closely behind me. Harry had been using a stronger version of the Lumos spell to cause the Troll to be blinded and stagger about into the walls as he tried to get as much time for me to get the girls out of the bathroom. A few moments after I had ran out of the room with Daphne in my arms a mildly confused Dumbledore appeared in front of us and inbetween the Troll that was still swinging the club around wildly. We were then given a front row seat as to why Dumbledore was regarded as the most powerful wizard in magical Britain. 
" Why are the four of you not in your dormitories like the rest of the students" Dumbledore turn to us and asked after he had dealt with the Troll. 
" Harry and I were trying to find our friends that were not in the great hall when you told everyone to return to the common rooms, they had not been around since lunch time so i asked my house elf to let me know when they had left the girls bathroom so that i could meet up with them. when i heard about the Troll from Quirrell I waited for a chance to come here because Daphne has had problems with a Troll in the past. Now if you will excuse me I need to take her to the hospital wing because she has gone into shock." I said after walking passed the headmaster towards the hospital wing. 
"Dotty can you lead the way there i'm not quite sure of the way, Daisy can you inform madam Pomfrey that there is a student that needs medical attention or just bring her here so she can start on the process while i walk to the hospital wing" I said to the two returning house elfs as i moved Daphne into a more comfortable position
The next day i wrote a letter to my Grandparents and made sure that it got there by having Dotty take it in case Dumbledore tried something to stop the spread of the information of the Troll being able to enter the castle.                 
       
     
           
            

" young master breakfast is served," said a young female in her 20s. just as she finished informing, a head popped up from the bathroom of a dazzlingly handsome boy who looked like he was in his mid-teens, maid avoided looking directly at him as this young man has heart of everyone in the mansion man or woman alike, just thinking about it made her blush.

" I'll be there in five, mini," he said smiling while looking at newly assigned maid, when she heard her master she blushed even hard, bowed and left while murmuring ' it's unfair ' all the way, the thing that she didn't know was her master heard her loud and clear because of his unique body...

He could only shake his head wryly and look himself, in the bathroom mirror. beyond unfair beauty! the perfect blend of handsome and beautiful were the words everyone uses to describe him. even though he has his pheromones in check, his beauty alone makes everyone blush, he got goosebumps just thinking about if he let them free.

His initial days were quite hard as he didn't have control over them, after while it got better, he had confidence they were in his control, boy how wrong was he, at age of ten which was last year, his parents had a party celebrating his birthday and a kind of debut, many renowned people were present, and he got something called veela puberty boost!!! everyone was staring at him with lust, it was utterly horrifying!!! he had to buy temporary pheromone restraining locket.

Next day news of prince charming of Taylor family, spread like wildfire, they even got hold of his picture.

sighing he gave a last look and got ready, he wore blue jeans, a grey shirt with black jacket.he has a great sense of fashion but he is born in the 80s, thus fashion has not evolved yet! so he has opened his own company and hired people who had similar designs. although it's in his father's name, cuz he is still young, not like he is complaining. the brand name is real simple- "LOOK".

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" Good morning! "  when he entered the dining, he saw his parents already sitting, he greeted them kissed them both on the cheek. 

" Good morning sweety! " his mother is always cheerful with him around. his father gave him a smile and a nod.

while they were eating and having occasional small talks an owl flew in and drop the letter right in his plate and sat on his right shoulder. for a second he was dumbfounded, as he totally forgot about Hogwarts! 

He was in a daze, his parents were also in the same position, no one made a move for a while, Noah only came out of it when Alden reminded him, picking up the letter in awe, he saw a familiar stamp of Hogwarts coat of arms. gently opening it he read the letter.

       HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and 
                                  WIZARDRY
              Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
 (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chef. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Mr.Taylor, 
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress

and the next page was all the books that I'll need, it felt pretty exciting reading the letter, he told Alden to scan it for any hidden spells, cuz one of his friends read some kind of fanfic where Dumbledore is evil, so by signing it you are selling yourself. thankfully, there was nothing funny about the letter. 

it said one of the teachers will come to explain more. so he just called for mini and told her to bring stuff that is needed to write a letter, then simply wrote yes, gave it to the owl which was happily sitting on his shoulder rubbing his head on his face after giving a small treat to him. the owl left as fast as he came.

soon his parents got out of their shock, asked him what was it all about, especially his mum kept bombarding him with questions. 

" Honey, let him talk " his father calmed his mother down.

after briefly telling them about the letter, he passed the letter itself to his parents, his mum had a weird expression on her face as if not believing yet not throwing out the possibility. his dad had a look, as if pondering on something. 

as for if it is true or not it will be clear after the teacher that is " suppose " to arrive.  

so they kept it aside, went on with there breakfast, like nothing weird happened a while before. that's the thing about Taylor family even with any kind of up and down they will remain calm in situations which will be bizarre for most people, something he was taught to! 

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Died but got a second chance to live , yes it's about my reincarnation , a story of my own that is ...
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yes with my system I'll live in this world and discover new things and live my life to the fullest ...
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only thing on my mind is to enjoy ~

Disclaimer : I don't own harry potter you know who does ~ 
Ps : I also don't own the cover 
Only this fanfiction is mine ~

Mu Ziyu woke up and pushed his hair, but his other hand was still on Qian Shuishui's waist. When she woke up, she was still on his chest like a kitten. How cute. He lowered his head and planted a kiss on Qian Shuishui's forehead. "Good Morning, baby. "
Shui Shui didn't dare to raise her head, because if she did, she would see Mu Ziyu's face. She would burst out laughing, but when she thought about it, she couldn't help but laugh. At this moment, Qian Shuishui's shoulders kept shaking.
Mu Ziyu was confused. "What's wrong? "
He picked up Qian Shuishui with both hands and saw Qian Shuishui's half-crying and half-laughing expression. "What's going on? "
He was even more confused. He had no idea what was going on with her.
Qian Shuishui held back her smile and coughed to divert her attention. "I'll lie down for a while. "
"Okay, I'll get up and make you breakfast. " Mu Ziyu stood up. Qian Shuishui turned around and didn't look at Mu Ziyu's trembling shoulders. It was too fun. He didn't know how he would react when he looked in the mirror.
Mu Ziyu walked out of bed and entered the bathroom. The moment he saw the mirror, he was stunned. He immediately realized why Qian Shuishui was shaking her shoulders. He washed his face and heard Shui Shui's laughter, "Hahahaha. " After Mu Ziyu washed his face, he brushed his teeth.
He wasn't angry. What was there to be angry about with his girlfriend? He just thought about how she had pranked him early in the morning. She was really a kitten. After wiping his face, Mu Ziyu walked out and picked Shui Shui Up, "are you happy? "
"No. " Qian Shuishui tried to hold back her smile.
She held Qian Shuishui down and said, "little girl, you can't do this. How can you tease your boyfriend? Why are you laughing so hard? "
Shui Shui blinked her eyes and said, "I can't help it. It's too funny. I can't take it anymore. HAHAHA. "
She simply couldn't take it anymore and laughed out loud. She laughed until she clutched her stomach and curled up into a ball "that... It really suits you. Red Lips. Your skin is white and red is good, but I think pink should be more suitable. I'll give it a try when I have the chance. Hahaha, that... I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter. "
Qian Shuishui's legs shook as she wanted to turn around and get up. However, Mu Ziyu did not let Shui Shui Get up. "What? You still want to get up? "
"Can't I get up? " Shui Shui asked. She did not know what would happen next.
Before she could do anything, she was pressed down by him. Mu Ziyu Kissed Shui Shui's face and then kissed her neck. He sucked and forcefully left his mark on Shui Shui Shui's neck.
Shui Shui had already stopped laughing. She thought about going out later and said, "don't do that, I still have to go out later. "
"If you're so disobedient and don't give me some punishment, how will I treat you in the future? " Mu Ziyu laughed. Then, he pressed down on Qian Shuishui, preventing her from getting up.
Qian Shuishui hurriedly shook her head. "I won't do it again. This time, it was just an accident. Are you angry just because I'm having fun? "
"How can that be? I won't be angry with you. It's because you're playing a prank on me, not on other boys. I'm very happy because I'm your person. That's why you did it. "However, I also want to declare my sovereignty. I have to leave something on you. When others see it, they'll know that this girl has a boyfriend. " He did it on purpose.
Shui Shui waited for him to not notice. She pushed him away and went straight to the bathroom. She wanted to wash up. She looked at her neck, touched it, and wiped it with water. It was still a little printed on it. She rubbed it. Forget it, I'll bring a scarf today. She put on the scarf, put on some simple clothes, and put on a down jacket. Should she wear long johns She thought for a moment and put on the back jeans. Although it felt strange, this scarf was really strange. It wasn't suitable. Forget it, as long as it wasn't too strange, it was fine.
After Qian Shuishui was done, she walked out to replenish the dog's food before going downstairs. A fragrant smell wafted through the air as Shui Shui Shui walked over. "Is it Hundun? "
"Your nose is really sharp. Is it a dog's nose? " Mu Ziyu had already taken hundun out of the pot and wanted Shui Shui to guess.
"The fragrance of the onion and garlic, as well as the thick smell of meat. It feels like it's either dumplings or Hundun. " She walked over to pick up her chopsticks while Mu Ziyu carried the two bowls of Hundun out.
Shui Shui followed behind and waited for Mu Ziyu to sit down. She gave the chopsticks to Mu Ziyu and added some soy sauce to the Hundun in front of her. "I won't stand on ceremony. "
She took a bite of Hundun and drank a mouthful of soup. "It's so fresh. "
"It's a soup base made from shrimp and shellfish. As long as you like it, I can come over and make it for you every day. " He had no qualms about it.
The two of them chatted and laughed. Shui Shui Shui passed the last Hundun in her bowl to Mu Ziyu's mouth. "Come, open your mouth. "
"Okay. " Mu Ziyu ate it in one bite.
"which teacher's house do you want to go to? I'll send you there. " Mu Ziyu put the bowls and chopsticks into the kitchen before walking out.
"Let's go to teacher Hu's house. Let's go to teacher Hu's house first. We'll talk about the rest later. ". "You don't have to pick me up. Under normal circumstances, teacher Hu will ask his chauffeur to send me off. ". "As for you, just focus on your work. I'll look for you at night. " She went to teacher Hu's house at noon She expected teacher Xu to be there as well. After having lunch, she would come back. In the afternoon, she would go to Mu Ziyu's company to look for Mu Ziyu. There was quite a lot of time. When she came back at night, she would review the pharmacology knowledge. Recently, she didn't have any papers, and the research topic hadn't been decided yet There was still plenty of time.
"Alright. Today, I have a meeting that ends at 4:30. If you're here, just go straight to my office. My Secretary and the receptionist know you. " She asked Qian Shuishui to wait in her office. Qian Shuishui also had the number of her secretary. If there was a problem.. Just give the secretary a call.
Shui Shui nodded to show that she understood. The male secretary was a little funny. When he saw her, he kept calling her sister. Although this kid had just graduated, she had just entered university. She could only correct him "I'm younger than you. It might not be appropriate for you to call me sister. You can call me Shui Shui like Zi Yu, or you can call me Xiao Qian. "
In the end, the little secretary called Xiao Qian under Mu Ziyu's gaze.
The winter sun shone on the skin, making people feel very warm. Even though the breeze blew, there was still a trace of coldness. The dry sunlight would also make one's mind calm. As she got into the car, Qian Shuishui took out her phone and looked through some books. She wanted to see if the books she wanted had been published and if she could buy them.
When Mu Ziyu was at the traffic lights, he would turn his head and look over. "Why? Are you buying books? "
"Yes, there are some books that haven't been released yet. Let me take a look. Once the publishing house publishes them, I'll book them. " She looked at the date. "March 30th? The time there is tomorrow. I can book them tomorrow. Sure, send them over. It'll take a week. "
"What books do you want? I'll get a friend to help you buy them. He'll be back from America in a few days. " Mu Ziyu looked ahead.
Qian Shuishui turned her head and looked at Mu Ziyu's profile. It would be much more convenient if she had a friend "That's fine too. I need three books, all original. I'll send the titles of the books to your phone now. Help me ask. If your friend can't buy them, I'll book them online. It's actually not that troublesome. "
"Let's ask first. That's a buddy of mine that I have a good relationship with. He went there to study as a graduate student and has already graduated. He's preparing to return to China to develop his career. " The two of them had been in contact all this time. They were indeed on good terms.
Shui Shui did not ask him in detail. She had never met many of his friends. There were a few times when he wanted to bring her to meet them, but she was very busy and did not manage to go. Mu Ziyu also understood Qian Shuishui because at that time, Qian Shuishui spent all night writing her thesis He could not force Shui Shui to participate.
In the afternoon, she could buy some afternoon tea for Mu Ziyu. Hmm, let's wait and see in the afternoon. Anyway, there were always variables.
When they reached teacher Hu's house, Shui Shui got out of the car and watched Mu Ziyu leave.
After Mu Ziyu left, he saw the keys on the seat and drove the car back. He called Shui Shui to get the keys. Shui Shui took the keys shyly and said, "sorry to trouble you, you should hurry to the office. "
"Call me anytime if you need anything. Let's eat more in the afternoon. I'll see you in the afternoon, then I'll be leaving. " He had a small meeting at 11 am. It was 10:50 am and he was going to be late. However, Shui Shui could not return home without the keys. Naturally, Shui Shui's keys were more important He had to send her over first.
Shui Shui waved her hand. "See you in the afternoon. "
Seeing that the car had left, she entered the house and started chatting with the two teachers.
Teacher Li pulled Shui Shui Shui to play on the boxing platform that Shui Shui had made. "Come, let's have a few rounds. "
Teacher Li had been losing and he couldn't understand. "Let's change seats. "
"Okay. " Shui Shui nodded and immediately switched seats with teacher Xu. Teacher Li had been losing and he couldn't understand. "What's going on? Yesterday, I was studying for a while. Why do I keep losing to you? Shui Shui, do you think you've done something? "
"I haven't. But teacher, I'm the one who made this. Naturally, I understand. In fact, there are some tricks to this game. For example, if you lean to the side, this position and the elastic on this side, you can use this elastic to increase my strength, " Shui Shui explained She had used a lot of principles to make this game more realistic.
Teacher Li rubbed his Chin and listened carefully. It was interesting. In reality, it could indeed increase one's momentum. This platform could also train one's coordination and cooperation.
"In a few days, I'll look for those old comrades to play. They should also find it very interesting. With your brain, you can think of anything all day long. " Teacher Li was a little proud No matter what, he was still his own student. Doing such leisure and fun things was also for himself.
Teacher Hu was playing his music box, constantly changing the name of the song "Hehe, it's a little interesting. "Moreover, I switched it on instead of reporting the song. It will play some classic Erhu songs. It's very fun. At night, when the plug is plugged in, it will light up. That old man can still move. At first, I thought he could only do two movements. But I found that every ten minutes, he would change his movements. For example, sitting, holding the Erhu, or opening his hands. It was fun."


She was a combination of a high iq scholar and a black-bellied prince charming. She was a one-on-one, two-on-one, two-on-one, absolutely refreshing, and she was welcome to jump into the pit.
She was a young and famous physicist from a future world.
He was the eldest son of a modern wealthy family.
When she was in a plane crash and became a modern-day second-generation girl, she was proficient in drinking. She was also ranked last in her studies. At home, her elder sister did not love her, her younger brother hated her, and her parents did not care.
In the circle of Friends of the rich second generation, they also looked down on this idiot.
He was noble and elegant, the idol of all women.
It was said that Qian Shuishui was a bad student, and her mind was empty every day.
It was said that Qian Shuishui was a bad girl, playing with boys'emotions
It was said that Qian Shuishui was a bad girl, and she was good at eating, drinking, and playing.
Then please tell me, who is this woman in front of me, leisurely drinking coffee, and reading the physics report in a foreign language with great interest?

[The house of Knowledge...haha. If that's what you want, better be.."RAVENCLAW."] The hat shouted the last word out loud.

Syrme took the hat off and went to the table with blue flags. After a while, Sebas appeared next to him.

"You sure know how to make an entrance."

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The rest of the dinner passed quickly. There were a lot of knowing looks and whispering around Syrme. He sighed and admitted that if he didn't want to go crazy here, he needed to get used to the looks and gossips about him. The food was delicious, and it wasn't poisoned, so it was a plus.

Sebas made a friend called Padma Patil, and he introduced her to Syrme. She was a very tranquil person, so she was at the moment in his good books. When they finished the meal, the prefects led the firsties to their dorms. To enter the common room of Ravenclaw, you had to climb several staircases. When you arrived, the knocker gave you a riddle, if you didn't know the answer you couldn't enter. As simple as that.

The beds in the dorms were comfortable, and the ambient of the house was excellent and pacific. The head of the house is half-human and half-goblin, he is very enthusiastic, but overall he is a nice person. Very excited about me being in his class and house. Syrme guessed it was because he was the son of one of his favourites students, Lily Evans.

The next day he and Sebas started with Transfiguration. Handy magic, and a very deadly one too. Syrme was also very interested in which animal would he be if he decided to become an animagus.

Potions class was... a peculiar class. The professor spent the hour looking at Syrme like he was looking at a ghost. The treatment he got from Severus was very different from the books.

The rest of the classes were excellent. Very educational. But, also very slow-paced. In the first week, Sebas and Syrme were advancing classes to an almost scary speed.

The mail came in the form of a large package. It was from Japan, so he decided to open it in private. It was a sword, to be more precise, it was a green-coloured katana very similar to the one from the anime Owari no Seraph, whose owner was Yūichirō Hyakuya. It was perfect for his kenjutsu style.

He went to Japan somewhere between February and asked the owner of a very famous blacksmith store to make him a sword. The owner already knew from the way he looked at him that he was going to use it, but he chose to say nothing and started making the sword.

Syrme had a though and complex personality. If anyone needed help, his first action would be helping that person. But, if said action causes some harm or puts in danger those close to him, then he may choose to do nothing. Some people will see this type of conduct of a selfish person.

He didn't care. He got his second life, and he isn't going to waste it in recoiling about what other people think. Syrme is just a human, and he just wanted to do what he thought was right to feel good about himself.

At one point before Halloween, he decided to confront the head of the Griffindor house and asked her why did she look at him that way in the Sorting.

She really thought he was dead and some random boy decided to be funny. She explained that after finding out he was disappeared, she and Dumbledore agreed not to say anything to the magical world yet and when the sorting came she would clarify that Harry Potter was going to go to Hogwarts in the future. Dumbledore was sure he was still alive, but when she and Severus came to the Dursleys and Harry wasn't there. She tried to think about where to look next when she went to Severus for advice.

That was when she noticed the gaze of Severus.

She was almost certain. Harry Potter was dead.

Severus was a very good legillimens so when Severus came a little earlier than Minerva into the Dursleys household and didn't find the son of Lily he became so enraged with the bigoted family that he drilled into their heads for information. And he came into a dead Harry Potter after a beating.

But Dumbledore was still very sure he was alive. She wanted to believe that, but she still remembered the look of Severus that day.

When a good looking boy with green eyes and no scar whatsoever responded to the call of a supposed disappeared boy, she didn't know what to do.

She didn't explain the legilimens part, she said that Severus was angry when he found out, but  Syrme just connected the dots of the story.

Halloween came.

In dinner, someone was missing.

Someone with very large tooth and curly wild hair.

Just like in the books.

When Quirrel came barging into the hall screaming his guts out, Syrme let out a sigh.

"What a drag." He complained. He looked around for Sebastian.

"Sebas, come help me bring someone, please." He commented to him.

"Someone? It has to do with what that professor was screaming, isn't it?" Sebas asked.

"Yes, now please, we don't want to waste more time. When you find that person, you take her away from the fight. I take care of the troll. Trolls have a high resistance to magic, but they are slow, so you can dodge easily if he targets you." Syrme said quickly while running.

"Roger." Sebas said with a military salute.

Syrme reinforced his legs and took a sprint to the incoming sound of grunting to the left.

"She is in the girl's bathroom. The troll just got in, and we are 14 seconds away. Turn right, then left and the bathroom is straight ahead. Move smoothly. We don't want anyone to get hurt. Take the girl, leave. Easy." Syrme said listening to the dragging club of the troll thanks to his enhanced ears.

"I'm ready." Sebas said seriously.

'I happen to have a new katana to test. Little guinea pig.'

"AHH!!" The girl screaming was close to them.

'Here I dream, here I learn.' Though quickly.

When the troll came to Syrme's sight zone, he took out the katana from the inventory and jumped straight at him. He tried tilting his body to the right, making his body stand almost outside down while he was still in the air and slashed the two times in the direction of the arms of the troll.

He landed with his two feet and didn't wait for the pained scream of the beast.

'Mana Burst (Lightning)!' He passed between the legs of the troll in a blink of an eye and slashed his heels. The troll couldn't support himself, so he fell facedown to the floor.

The troll was utterly knocked out thanks to the force of the fall.

To the side, the girl and Sebas were missing.

'No casualties. Mission complete.'

'The bathroom is a little destroyed but compared to the amount of damage he could have caused if I wasn't here.'

'Which reminds me...'

'I... wasn't here.'

He disappeared into the corridors of the castle.

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Syrme reunited with Sebas in the common room of Ravenclaw.

"Isn't she supposed to be in her common room?" Syrme said amused to the boy looking like a deer caught in the headlights.

"I don't know what to do! She doesn't let go! So I just brought her here!" He said, almost comically.

"Thank you..." She said in a small voice.

"You can stay with us, and tomorrow we take care of making up some excuse for the teachers." Syrme said soothingly.

"Good job, Sebas." Syrme said, smiling.

"I didn't do much..." Sebas rebutted, scratching his back head with his hand.

"I took care of the problem. But you had a more important job, to took care of the innocent in danger." Syrme said proudly. Sebas just blushed and said nothing.

The troll was probably also innocent in all of this. But, something caused him to get mad to a point where he was trashing wherever he was going. The only reasonable solution was knocking him out. If there were more complications or more innocents in line, Syrme would just kill him on the spot.

Little sobs were heard that night. But, an inaudible promise of friendship was heard from the girl that night too.

Syrme was a teen with a lot of dreams and a good life. But his life ended earlier than he thought, and with him, his dreams.

Or maybe not.

MC is transmigrated into the body of Harry Potter.

Caesar and Joe decided to wait for the royal wedding in an unostentatious manner.  Although the chances of a mishap to occur were low, Caesar didn't want his enemies to gain too much information about him. Besides, they had already amassed enough food and water to remain in the tavern without much of a problem.

The main issue was boredom. Joe would constantly annoy Caesar, asking him to play games with him. Some times, the riled-up dwarf would even start singing to himself, which could be considered anything but pleasant.

On the other hand, Caesar passed his time by reading a few interesting books. Since he hadn't lived in the world for a long time, his knowledge was still rather low. The history, magic, politics, and even geography were all new things to him. He loved to acquire more knowledge, and in his honest opinion, a wise man learned from the past.

Of course, three days was not enough time to learn too many things, but nonetheless, he still figured out some interesting information. First of all, the reason why elves weren't seen as a "dark-race" was due to their sage. A powerful elder amongst the world council, which was a group of the twelve most influential figures in the church.

Furthermore, toward the north, where the snow never melted, a few separate factions that did not yet swear allegiance to church resided. They were a group of men and women that had grown used to the howling winds and frigid weather. Not a single group or nation was even willing to invade the north, where the frost giants and snow-elves existed.

On the other hand, in the molten-like continent, where the ground was dry, and the atmosphere was scalding hot, a few kingdoms full of dwarves existed. They forged armor and weapons for the church and even built the sturdiest of walls, castles, and towers. In return, they are given resources and respect from the archbishop.

Unfortunately, most of the details were hidden, and most of the information about the dark continent was practically non-existent. Instead, they try to feed all kinds of lies and fallacy, attempting to deter rational minds from thinking for themselves.

Surprisingly, however, the hierarchy of the church was somewhat explained. Going from top to bottom was the pope, cardinal, archbishop, bishop, priest, and deacon. Naturally, the underlings were referred to as something else entirely.

These rankings were generally occupied by men, while the women with high holy-affinity were referred to as saints. It was sporadic for a woman to possess absolute power within the church. Thus, they were given separate roles, which would usually keep them from the frontlines.

The church was thorough with their rankings, but this wasn't the main reason why they were so powerful and feared throughout the lands. Humans overpopulated the world, much more than the other races. Plenty of young men signed up for the church every year, hoping for a better future and stability. They were given money, housing, and even respect. There was absolutely no reason for a devout follower not to join the church.

In fact, there weren't very many scandals with the church at all. Many of the larger kingdoms in the azure continent were faithful followers as well. The amount of influence and believers they were capable of amassing within minutes was why they were so powerful.

Caesar was quite amused at the abundant amount of information he had acquired. He was still considered an ant in comparison to such a behemoth, but he couldn't help but feel funny. The higher they were, the harder they would fall, and Caesar felt an inherent hatred for them.

Whether it was when he dreamt of the man named Lucifer, or when he killed Alexander and Richard. His body was almost compelled to complete such tasks, especially ever since his talking scythe had shown itself. Saving him from death's door and forming a contract of some sort.

As Caesar thought to here, he closed the book in his hands and stood up. His hair was undone and swayed all over the place as he moved. His eyes were squinted, and a dim-lit crimson radiated from them. The candle's flame flickered, and the room was deathly quiet, besides the loud snoring that echoed from the corner of the establishment.

Three days had slowly passed by, and the royal wedding was happening tonight. Caesar and Joe had stayed cooped up in their room without seeing the light of day for the entire duration. His skin was pale, and a pair of reading glasses alongside a stack of thick books rested on the night-stand.

Caesar breathed out a deep sigh as he gazed into the tall mirror, adjacent from him. His ice-cold face stared back at him, his eyes deep like an abyss. The slender fingers that were attached to his metacarpal possessed long and beautiful nails.

The corner of his lips curled as he turned around and picked up one of his shoes. He raised his hand high in the air and threw it toward Joe as hard as he could. Since it was time for the wedding, there was no need to remain inconspicuous.

The pointed shoe coursed through the air at an unimaginable speed and nearly penetrated Joe's buttocks. His snoring abruptly stopped and shot up like a rocket, wailing like a javelina. His hands clutched his bottom as tears streamed down his face; he wasn't even aware of what had happened yet.

Still half-asleep, he looked left and right, scrutinizing Caesar's figure, which was still in a throwing motion. The boot that he had thrown was still stuck between Joe's gills, and loud laughter escaped from Caesar's lips.

"Get ready for the wedding, Joe, I'll be in the bathroom. We have a big day today, and hopefully, no problems arise," Caesar explained with traces of laughter still escaping from his mouth. He closed and locked the bathroom door behind him, muffling the screams from the room beside him.

Below, the innkeeper furiously blushed once she heard the strange cries. In a moment of carelessness, she accidentally broke the yolk of an egg she was cooking. "Oh my, oh my," she whispered to herself while resting her cheek in the palm of her hands.

Inside the bathroom, Caesar bathed himself and refined his hair with a brush. He then adorned a black and red suit. It was cut to precision, bold across the shoulders, gentle lines around the waist, and accentuated his abdominal muscles.

He placed a pair of silk, black gloves around his hands, and tied one braid on the right side of his hair that extended downward. Once he was finished dressing, he exited the room to find a relatively dressed Joe. The small dwarf wore a lovely black and white tuxedo. He even went as far as braiding his unkempt beard.

A deep frown was etched on to his face as his legs shook ever so slightly. Streams of curses exited the now awake Joe as he stared at a shoe in the corner of the room with dread.

Caesar clapped his hands and once again chuckled, "that's the taste of sweet, sweet, revenge, right?" he commented with a sly smirk and opened the door, gesturing for Joe to leave first.

Caesar, one of the richest and most successful businessmen in the world went to bed one day and woke up to find himself in the body of a duke's failure son? No magic talent?  Equipped with modern knowledge and his previous talents, how will Caesar adapt to this new world?


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Parents(protectors) hear shrill moans from daughter's room in the middle of the night.

They rush into their daughter's room and find their daughter asleep due to exhaustion with a man beside her. The only thing covering their naked bodies was a blanket.

 The man smiled and said "She is mine now I will come for her with our child when it's time" .

Then he vanishes in black fog. The parents looked at each other looking somewhat grieved like they've lost something.

….....
3 years later

"Jade are you going home to celebrate your birthday?". " Yeah but I've been feeling.....oh no" . she practically teleports to the bathroom to puke. 

"Wow such speed no wonder you got first place in the race during the inter houses competition" 

"Effia its not funny I feel like a wreck"

"A wreck you say? Ha. Try being a victim of cholera or yellow fever that's  when you feel like a wreck" 

"Tofiakpa*  not me never"  Jade exclaims.

"...This is why I was against her reading this medical books, with the number off fact she'll give I won't need to study nursing all I'll have to do is write the exams and Bam! I'm a nurse"
"Effia stop complaining about Ginger she's totally fine and if you become a nurse or a doctor what's so bad about that ?"

"You are asking me, what is wrong with seeing people ...vomit' see all types of wonderful wounds ewww. Please Jade
just don't we all know I have nosocomephobia phobia.* Haa* President Richard Nixon I totally understand you. If I go into the hospital I'll never come out alive*."

"Speaking of phobias have you heard is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
"hippopotomonstro- what now"
"The fear of long words I read about it in a library book"
"Jade see my point even you can't mention it"
"hippopotomonstro- you know what I give up. Ginger what are you"
"I'm Ginger".
" No your a cyborg. Jade our best friend is a cyborg".
"Come on she couldn't possibly be a-  wait are you, a cyborg?"

"JADE"
"OK OK ow that yell my ear. Yep it's Ginger alright and she's human ow."

"Jade about you birthday party when does it start". Effia enquired.

" At 4pm and ends as early as 7pm for some reason" 
Suddenly her friend turned pale.
"What is it guys why do you look like terrorist are one their way here?". 
" Hmm we wish".  "What nothing".

" Nothing, so are you staying over there since were on vacation"   "Yeah"  "Okay, Its exactly 7am we will see you in eight hours thirty minutes now go take a bath get dressed and be on your way before grandpa Jameson starts nagging about how we keep, his granddaughter to ourselves"

"oh no not again she rushes to the bathroom room to vomit yet again"
"Jade are you sure your not pregnant?" Ginger enquired
"Why do you ask that?"
"Just saying, because you have shown most of the symptoms of pregnancy"
"I haven't had any contact with a guy"
"What about that dream you said you had about making love with that handsome guy, was it a dream, or a memory"

"Effia if wet dream could make you pregnant all men would have been fathers, beside that dream happened three years ago so yeah not, possible*"


After Jade was done she parted with her friend s and left still feeling a bit light headed and nauseous.

"Hello Mum I'm on my way" " OK sweetie drive safely" "OK mum"  Then she hung up after thirty minutes she reached a heart warming two storey mansion.
         -Extra-
ML:Authooor
Author: *shiver* w what is it?
ML:How could you make me look like a rapist in the first chapter
Author:don't you want to claim your woman?
ML:well yeah but 
Author:but nothing is either this or I'll make you a villain now go sit down and finish you porridge.
ML:o..k.


Tofiakpa* means over my dead body
which which is usually exclaimed in Ghana,Africa to mean it will never come to pass on my life.

To Jade's it impossible I say oh really *heheheheee* 
if I enter that hospital I will not come of alive is something president Richard Nixon used to say.

Jade finds out that she harbours the powers of 4 different creatures which are all powerful and that she is destined to marry the current head of the vampire clan. And the fact that she's already pregnant with his child means she can't run away. Against her destined husband her powers are no match for him. Will she accept this destiny or not?

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