My Friends forced me to make stupid stories about characters in the ads/memes that i and they have seen

As I was getting comfortable in my VR set I realized something. Having a man in my room watching me while I was in the middle of the VRMMO was a bit embarrassing. My body would literally be helpless to anyone and everyone. I need to make sure my ad was perfect and I also need to get a lock or three for my door. Really glad Sam was able to watch over me and that he liked men.

I turned on the VR set and it began loading up the game. I noticed on the bottom left there was a forum button and decided to reach for it. I tapped it and got the message boards I was just about to look for in the game. I found countless ads and posts. Looking through them I saw a few posts that made me internally flinch. People were asking for information on who found the chalice and they werent offering a small amount of any and all information. I thought about providing some information to get some of the gold offered. It would really help me pay the people I hire and insure my protection. I looked at the hiring ads to see what the going rate is and I was surprised at how cheap a lot of them were. 2 Gold a month was pretty cheap but then again I don't know what my role will be or how much I will make. It made me decide that I should be a shopkeeper so I can have a chance to make good money. I set up an ad stating:

New player to game looking for staff. 
Body guard(s) starting out pay 2gold a month with option of loyalty bonus
maid/butler starting out pay 2gold a month with option of loyalty bonus

Other special perks can be discussed after applying and being accepted for an interview. Please provide qualifications and any past experience in your response to this ad.

I liked how my ad looks so I posted it to the VR boards. Every city and town has a VR board that is battery powered. Batteries can only be made in Hope's Paradise. They provide power to all VRMMO stuff being player sets, merchant payment methods, artisan accounts, farmer markets for stuff they need or want. They even provide limited batteries for lights for houses. Orphanages like the one I live in has some solar panels that provide a touch of power of the building batteries. I knew me charging my VR sets taxes the batteries but I can always pay some gold to have more batteries delivered more routinely to help me out with power. Everyone dreams of living in Hope's Paradise as they have all the luxuries we all used to take for granted. Hot water without having to heat it up is my dream. Its simple but its my dream. 

So now with my ad in place I decided to look at the requests for information posts. People were asking for information on who found the chalice and offering anywhere from 20 gold to some even going as far as 300 gold. Most wanted the name of the person while others where asking for any information at all. It really made me wonder what would happen if my information actually got out. I decided to make a few coins by posting that I heard some reliable information about who found it and people could offer me gold for what I heard. Shockingly not even a min after it was posted I got packages of gold offered that ranged from 5 gold to 100 gold depending on the information provided. I thought about what I could say and settled on race and rank.

I replied to the offers that I know the race and rank and waited to see how much they offered to me for the information. What felt like hours to hear back ended up only being about 10 mins. Supplying them with that information I added up the coins to be 325 gold. I liked the sound of it so I sent them all the information I agreed to send. I loved how it was all anonymous with no names tagged on it at all. I copy and pasted the information to everyone who offered me the gold. It was set to payment sent so they can open the information. I told them the race was Dragonkin and the rank was a noble. I got countless messages asking if I knew the house or the color of the Dragonkin but I said I wasnt sure to those and if I found out more I would share it with them. Some even offered me retainers so I would share anything else that I learned with them. I agreed to that and got extra money as well. I was shocked that in a 30min time span I made almost 5 plat.

I decided to take a minute out of the VR world and talk to Sam about what just happened. Turning off the VR set I checked my money to see I had all the money. I just stood there kind of shocked. I made 485gold which put me at 686gold. I had them convert it to Plat which gave me 6Plat and 86gold. I decided to store 4 of the Play into the digital bank where it can make me more money. I realized that I didn't know much about the bank and decided to look into it at a later date.

Taking off the VR headset I said, "Hey Sam, I placed the ad."

I listened for a reply but nothing came. I looked around and he was no where to be seen. Worrying what happened to him I stood up and opened my door and he was sitting right outside my door in his chair. He jumped when my door opened and caught his leg on the chair. Flipping the chair while he was falling down, I tried to catch him and ended up being hit by the chair.

"Ouch, getting even with me for running into you earlier huh."

My smirk was pretty large on my face as he turned to look at me. His face was beat red and he looked toward the book he was reading. I bent over and picked it up and starting laughing. He was reading a little kid book with princesses. The hottest and dreamy guy in the village who is secretly a gay man is  reading a little kids girly girl book. It was so typical of him. He has a person in the village that was so perfect but once you get him alone and get to know him he is much more real. There is a reason him and I have been such good friends. Between us comparing our favored body type in our men to our dislike for girly girl woman who think fashion and make up will make them dreamboats for men. We cant get much closer without being a couple which will never happen, not that he hasnt used me as a way to get some woman off his back which I am more then fine with.

"Well now that you are already on the floor let me tell you what just happened. BEFORE you get up, I just made 4 Plat and 85gold. So yeah when that shock wears off feel free to get up instead of looking at me like I am amazing and yet nuts."

"Oh, really tell me how that happened. I might just stay right here while you do it. I am quite comfortable like this I will have you know."

I looked at his position, he has a chair over his legs that still look caught in between the legs while his head peaked over the top of the back of the chair half on his side and half on his stomach. His neck had to be getting tired twisting so much just to look at me. Laughing at him, I grabbed the chair to get it off him.

"Yeah uh huh you sure do look comfortable in that odd position. Oh hello Sister Amy!"

He jumped and and turned to instantly get up with his head down saying, "I am so sorry Sister Amy."

I doubled over laughing and he looked up. It was just us in the hallway. The look he gave me was priceless as it was both upset and embrassed with humor leaking in.

"I so got you there Sam. The look on your face and how fast you jumped up. Oh my, I can't wait to tell Josh all about this the next time I see him."

He shook his head at me. Pleading, "Please dont tell him about that, he will tease me for weeks. Come on now I am doing you a favor by looking out for you.

I raised my eyebrows wishing I could do the one eyebrow raise and said "YOU are doing ME a favor? you have a free week to relax and you are being paid by Mr. Smith as well as have a free deli sandwich waiting for you and I was planning to give you something as well. Wow Sam just wow." I tried so hard hard to sound like I was scolding him hit the humor was too strong in my voice and I couldnt stop the smile either.

He hung his head and covered his face with his hands. 
"I am so dead with Josh now."

"You could make it worth my while to keep me quiet."

He looked suspiciously at me.

"What do you want me to do or from me? I am not wearing a dress and posing for you. I wont do that again no matter how much I owe you or you pay me."

I started laughing again. My sides were starting to hurt from all this laughing.

"I just wanted one of your famous grilled cheese sandwiches and something not juice to drink. I wasnt even thinking about a dress this time. Oh also if you could have Sister Amy come to me it would help too."

"Oh that I can do easily for you. Does Sister Amy need to bring anything with her?"

Shaking my head I turned around and grabbed my Black card and waved it at him.

"Ahh got ya, I will be off then. Make sure you stay out of the VR world while I am making you food and getting you a drink."

I went back in my room and looked at the VR head set. My world has seriously changed and I haven't even had it a week yet. In fact its not even been 3 days yet and my world has been turned upside down. I sat on my bed and waited for Sister Amy. 

About 10 mins longer I heard a knock on my door. Before I could get up she opened the door looking very annoyed.

"Hello my child, I was told to come see you right now. I was in a meeting with Father Gregory but Sam made it seem urgent I see you right away. Father Gregory I see decided to follow me. Is everything ok? Do you need to talk to me privately? Did something happen?"

I looked at her kind of puzzled trying to figure out what she could be hinting at. She hald her hand near her stomach and I finally understood what she was hinting at. When I dropped my head a little bit she started to smile a bit with a knowing look in her eyes. I was flat out shocked that she would think that I could be pregnant and that the thought made her overjoyed.

"Well I am fine Sister Amy. I dont need to speak with you privately but something did happen. Something wonderful and I cant wait to share it with you and... Father Gregory. This will help you both out a lot. Please come in I dont need any of the other children to hear us talk."

I moved over to the headboard of my bed and offered them a seat on my bed.

"Sorry I don't have anything else to sit on in here."

"Marie my sweet child, I thank you for your offer of a seat but I will stand. I am one with God and it would not be right to be sitting in a young woman like yourself's room." Father Gregory said.

"So what is so urgent?" Sister Amy said.

"Well I would like to thank you guys for all the help you have given me over the years I would like to give you 2 Plat to help with this wonderful and SAFE orphanage." I made sure to emphasize the word safe a bit more then I probably should have.

"Marie, that is too much money. You will need that money for the future. We couldnt possibly accept that offer." Father Gregory replied sternly.

"Actually its not a hardship, I got a rare welcome package and got a full set of high quality armor and a lot of money. Plus I just made a lot of money and put back 4 Plat in the bank. I left out 2 Plat just for this place. So I assure you that I have thought this through and am in no way causing me to have a hardship. I still have 86gold on my character after I help you with my offer."

"Very well then, God humbly accepts your offering and we thank you for this beyond generous gift." Father Gregory replied.

"Oh Sister Amy one more thing I went down to the market earlier and made sure to put enough down as a credit to get every child a full sized hot sub from the deli. They can design whatever sub they would like to try on me and it will cost them nothing."

"My child you are so thoughtful and caring of others. We all thank you for this wonderful offer."

I asked them for their orphanage information so I can send them the money. After the money was sent they left with smiles on their face.

So now I just had to wait for Sam to return to me.

Help support my writing and autistic kids so I can spend more time with them and writing at www.Patr eon.com/writershi If you have some spare change and like what you are reading please help me buy some coffee so I can write more often at ko-fi.com/writershi People struggle to make a living most places but there is one place people are somewhat better off. They call this place Hope's Paradise. This is the goal of all people to get into this exclusive elite city/island. You would think only the rich and famous could live there but actually that is not true. Most wealthy families are stuck outside this paradise. There is only one way to get in and that is through to only VRMMO game that exists, in fact its the only electronic game that exists period. Inside that game you could do just about anything... as long as its in your settings and you are graced with the ability or can learn to do it. You get one character creation and can design how your avatar looks though their are rules: Men and women must be their respected genders, ages are your real age, and your character name is permanent and bound to everything that you do BOTH in game and out. You can pick between races which each come with their own set of rules/abilities. But the biggest thing of all is that all choices are final and forever. "What do you think you are doing?" yelled Shi, "Get down from there right now. You are going to break your neck of you fall from that roof." That little spoiled brat of a kid is going to get me punished again. I hated being the whipping boy (girl) for that noble. This was the life I was given in the game I play. Once your character is made you are stuck with it. But we can change our fate and choose our own if we can solve a hidden mystery...

Upon hearing Shiroishi Kazuma's words, Ko Gohon's eyes instantly lit up and he anxiously said, "Uncle Kazuma, I've realized my mistakes. Quickly teach me, what do I have to do?!"
"Currently, the previous bet is already over. We'll just ignore it and not consider it any further." Shiroishi Kazuma slowly said, "So, now, we mainly have to focus on the online novel website.
"According to your bet with Hong Dali, the person with the most number of daily updated books two weeks later wins. If it's according to your idea to increase the flat fees of the authors at the novel website and find ghostwriters to increase the number of novels, all these can more or less be done, but it's still far from enough!
"In this day and age, channels are the king.
"Number one, get through all the possible channels of the novel website and liaise with our joint venture companies in Heavenly State. As long as they are enterprises related to the internet, they must all advertise on the novel website.
"Number two, liaise with the telecommunication companies in Heavenly State and get them to send messages to prompt people to read our novels!
"Number three, liaise with all the web portals in Heavenly State, including Weibo, and open all channels to read our novels.
"Number four, hold a free of charge reading day to attract those readers that are used to reading free of charge books.
"Number five, hype things up and expose our Feng Yun website's remunerations for our authors on all the websites related to novels!
"Number six, liaise with the TV stations to interview our authors and create more exposure for the website!" 
Upon hearing Shiroishi Kazuma's suggestions, Ko Gohon's face glowed as he firmly smacked his thigh. "Understood. I'll get these done right away!"
…
In the next few days, advertisements about Feng Yun website suddenly emerged everywhere. Advertisements for Feng Yun website were all over all the various websites in Heavenly State.
"Feng Yun website is the largest local reading base, free of charge reading and downloading of the novels. No pop-up ads, simple and clean webpage. Come to Feng Yun website to find good novels!"—Haoche Website. 
"Feng Yun website is an online novel website with no pop-up ads, providing the latest and best novels for all novel lovers. Come to Feng Yun website to read novels!"—Dream Paris.
"Feng Yun website provides you with various literature works with no advertisements to spoil your reading experience. It's a website which creates an elegant environment to read novels for all friends who are literature lovers, and the content includes various popular novels."—Guodian Online. 
…
On smartphones.
Countless people throughout Heavenly State had received messages about Feng Yun website's novels.
"We welcome you to the free of charge reading column, Feng Yun website provides all kinds of awesome and exciting novels." 
"[Urban] Personal Show: My Best Grade Missy."
"[Military Affairs] Special Operation of the Falcons: Special Force Number One." 
"[History] Great Waves Again in the Court: Big Fatuous Ruler."
"[Urban] Exceedingly Beautiful Superior: Pretty Tenant."
"[Fantasy] Wuzun Sword Slashes The Vault Of Heaven: Wudao Vault of Heaven."
Countless curious readers clicked on the advertisements, and after taking a few glances, they were satisfied with what they saw. "Mm, these book recommendations are not bad. It's quite good to kill time. This Feng Yun website is quite brilliant!"
Of course, there were those unimpressed as well. "Tsk, such a tacky way of promoting books. Now that there is the smartphone reading app produced by Young Master Hong Dali, who would still want to read these. Zhong Dian website is the king!"
…
On Xinhai Weibo—
Drunk and leaning on the fence of the pavilion, Meng Ziying Weibo Talent: "Feng Yun website's novel 'Yifan's trouble' is very well written. I like how Yifan bullies Shaowan, serves him right for bullying Xiaochao… Mm, amusing as usual, this work is quite good." 
Douban Doujiao Doubao Weibo Talent: "Feng Yun website's novels are quite good. I read novels there the whole day today. The books are not bad! Worth taking a look at them, I strongly recommend!
@Tangdou-like unlucky person: Feng Yun website is not bad, quickly gather and take a look @Dark Building Lonely Spirit 
@Dark Night Vigilante 
@Zuiyu Changwan_Shifu Calls Me Xiaowan @Muying Huange_Little Angel Of The Wolf Master 
@Fleeting Time At Finger Tips."
"Feng Yun website rises strongly, regarding the rise of online literature."—Soulang.
"Earth-shaking big scheme, about the counterattack of Feng Yun website."—Easy Net.
"Small online novel, big wealth! Feng Yun website's powerful rise!"—Dongfang Wealth.
"Read novels, go to Feng Yun website. Write novels, still go to Feng Yun website."—Tianjing's Plaza.
…
In the various readers' group chats.
"These two days, there are so many free books to read on Feng Yun website. I've discovered a few good ones."
"Really, then I'll go and take a look too."
"Of course it's true, it writes that the books are free of charge for a limited period of time!"
"Not bad, not bad. This website is doing pretty well!"
…
On the largest local online novel forum.
"Overwhelming amount of subscriptions! Feng Yun website with all kinds of awesomeness!"
"Zhong Dian or Feng Yun? A newbie feels that Feng Yun is still better!"
"Please help, a newcomer wanting to know whether it's better to go to Feng Yun or Zhong Dian? I personally feel that Feng Yun is better, I can earn quick money."
"Zhong Dian wants to defeat Feng Yun just by relying on a smartphone app, does Feng Yun know about this?"
…
At the TV station.
"Hello, hello, as a Great God-level author on Feng Yun website, may I know how much can your monthly earnings reach?"
"Earnings, this… Around 20 to 30 thousand per month is still fine."
"So much? Then you must be one of those people with the highest earnings on Feng Yun website, right?"
"No! How is it possible that my earnings are so high. My fingers are not nimble, so I type considerably slower. We have people who can type fast and are able to write 10 to 20 thousand words per day, and their remuneration is at least 50 thousand and above per month. There are even people earning 100 thousand!"
"So much?!"
"Yes, Feng Yun website's perks are very good."
…
In Tianjing City, the tallest television tower, in the top floor revolving restaurant.
"Young Master, Chief, the latest totaled reports of Feng Yun website are out!" The bodyguard was shivering with fear as he looked at Shiroishi Kazuma whose back was facing him and was standing in front of the window with his hands placed at his back. This time, he really saluted him. "According to the latest reports, currently, the site traffic of the website has already increased to 2.4 million and above for daily independent IPs. These two days, large batches of newcomers have started writing new books, and the number of updated books in three days have already reached 3,600 books!" 
"So fast!" Ko Gohon exclaimed, "Uncle Kazuma, your idea is really useful!"
"So-so." Shiroishi Kazuma's voice was very calm. "How many daily updated books does Zhong Dian website have now?"
"Chief," The bodyguard's expression and voice were filled with respect. "At the moment, there are approximately 4,500 newly updated books daily."
"Mm, we still lack 900 books." Shiroishi Kazuma said with satisfaction, "It's still within our control. If things continue progressing this way, probably in no time, we will be able to overtake Zhong Dian website. After all, the authors are after all the benefits and perks. As long as there is enough advertising, and the money is sufficient, it's not difficult to attract authors over."
Ko Gohon fully looked up to Shiroishi Kazuma now, as he anxiously asked, "Uncle Kazuma, then, do we continue like this? Why don't I get more ghostwriters to write more books? It's fine as long as it can surpass Hong Dali. I don't plan to earn much money from it."
Upon hearing Ko Gohon's words, Shiroishi Kazuma shook his head and slowly said, "No, if Hong Dali can earn money, why can't we?"
"Ah?" Ko Gohon said in surprise, "Uncle Kazuma, you're planning to… seriously run this Feng Yun website?"
"Yes." Shiroishi Kazuma nodded, yet he didn't continue talking about the novel website but instead looked out of the window, saying, "Young Master Gohon, look at the night view of Tianjing City. How beautiful is it? It's not lacking compared to Tokyo in our Jaban Empire, isn't it?" 
It was night right now. The night view of Tianjing City was extremely beautiful. Neon lights were flashing, and it was especially comfortable to stand from high up and look down, coupled with the gentle night breeze.
"It's very pretty." Ko Gohon agreed. "I haven't really noticed it previously."
"Yes, we haven't noticed it previously." Shiroishi Kazuma's voice was very calm, as he slowly stated, "It's the same for our Toyoda Conglomerate. As the top 16 in the world, the funds of our Toyoda Conglomerate are ample. You normally don't care about this, so you won't care about how much money you spend. You just feel that all the money is there for you to take it."
"I understand, Uncle Kazuma." Upon hearing this, Ko Gohon instantly understood what Shiroishi Kazuma meant.
Actually, he wasn't a stupid person. It was just that in the midst of fighting with Hong Dali, he had always been at the losing end, thus his conflicted mind.
Toyoda Conglomerate was indeed very rich. Just like the night view of Tianjing City, though it was pretty, one wouldn't notice it after looking at it for many times. But no matter how rich it was, after all, it had been built up bit by bit, and it didn't just drop down from the sky.
In that case, as long as they properly operated this Feng Yun website, then they could earn money. So why don't they do it properly and well?
"Uncle Kazuma, what should we do next?" Ko Gohon asked.
"Now since the popularity has already been increased, then next, we'll take in all the good ones and eliminate the bad ones." Shiroishi Kazuma slowly said, "Eliminate all those poor-quality books and get them to finish writing them as soon as possible. Secure those good-quality books and do your best in nurturing their authors. At the same time, slightly change the welfare benefits policy and slowly convert the severance method to giving out dividends. After the novel website has entered a stable phase of operation, it would then be a virtuous cycle." 
"Uncle Kazuma, you are brilliant!" Ko Gohon was elated. "Then, after the website has entered a virtuous cycle, we can earn quite a lot of money, right?"
"Yes." Shiroishi Kazuma smiled. "Don't belittle online novel websites. All the profits from the adaptations of films, online games, merchandises and so on are actually huge. I truly admire Hong Dali. The things started up by this lad truly have very big prospects!" 
"After hearing what Uncle Kazuma just said, I realized that this Hong Dali is very brilliant!" Now, Ko Gohon finally had to admit that Hong Dali was indeed brilliant. "I haven't thought about all this!"
Speaking up to this point, Ko Gohon recalled his bet with Hong Dali. "But Uncle Kazuma, my bet with Hong Dali…"
"Hehe, there's no hurry on that." Shiroishi Kazuma wasn't worried at all about the bet and insipidly said, "Since I've come, of course I have a way to help you win. Wait for a few more days, let's see first whether Hong Dali's side makes any moves."
Shiroishi Kazuma assured Ko Gohon, then instructed him, "Remember, leave your trump card for the last. Don't take them all out at once. Or else, what will you have left to fight him by then?"
"I understand!" This time, Ko Gohon was really convinced. "Thank you for your advice, Uncle Kazuma."


"I have to squander; otherwise, won't it be a waste of my parent's talent at earning money?" Hong Dali answers a reporter's question matter-of-factly. 

Just after the interview ends, Hong Dali opens the Great Prodigal System's interface and looks at the various good stuff displayed in it. Stroking his chin, he mumbles to himself, "I just need to squander 200 billion yuan more to exchange for the blueprint of the core technology, Engine Destruction, found in the strongest humanoid mecha weapon, Neo Granzon. Looks like I'll have to work harder!"

"I want to splurge! I want to squander!"


Prologue: The Story behind Eranoth's Lore-books.

Eranoth stared at the blank pages of his outdated version of Microsoft word. "Growing up, I studied a large assortment of really random stuff in depth. How do I make this useful?" He asked his elder sister, RedPandaChick. 
"I don't have an answer for you, however, I am using my knowledge in writing. Using actual knowledge and applying it to my stories is great!" She replied.
"I'm doing that, but it doesn't seem like enough." Eranoth thought for a bit. My research has almost no real life application though… "Wait! I have an idea!"
RedPandaChick looked up. "Oh?"
"I have wanted to compile my research on various topics into one place anyways. Why don't I write it down and share it. Others can then learn different ways to apply story aspects and I can make my odd knowledge useful!"
The elder sister smiled. "That sounds like a great idea! There is another author that the people in the webnovel chat on discord they call "Wikipedia" because they have answers to a lot of things. This could be a great way for you to get involved in webnovel before you get further in your actual novels."
Eranoth smiled. "I think the other authors may appreciate it."
"I think more than just other authors will appreciate it." She replied.
Eranoth excitedly got to work. Hoping that Eranoth's book of lore research is well liked despite the limited story being told. 
The adult male started writing. "To the readers: As most of the content has actually been created through extrapolation and pondering on the subjects in question rather than from a website or specific sources, there will be very few reference links to actual resources. To authors that are struggling with means to understand the intricacies of things, feel free to message me a "subject" you wish for help understanding. While I cannot guarantee accuracy, especially if it is out of my realm of expertise, the lore I write in these books are fantastic ways to apply concepts. Happy writing!"
"P.S. When I start posting my real stories I hope you will love them!
P.P.S. Sadly, despite all of my theory-craft, no successful real life application has been attained."

Lore Book 1: Shapeshifting: An in depth on the myriad methods of creating change to oneself or others. 

Chapter 1: The basics of shapeshifting

 "Most people think of shapeshifting in a few simple ways." Eranoth muttered to himself as he pondered how to simplify the explanation for chapter 1. "The most commonly accepted method is known as blood-shifting even though most don't call it that. Blood shifting has a few sub-categories but that is for another chapter or 3..." 
Relaxing Gameboy Pokemon music played on youtube as he wrote.
He pet the cat sized white tiger plushy RedPandaChick got him while she was at the zoo last time. "How would you explain it?" 
The inanimate object did not respond. 
Eranoth steeled his nerves as this was something he had put off for years. "Over the ages many people have tried to give shapeshifting a very esoteric definition. For the sake of simplicity I am going to use the following very broad definition. *Shapeshifting is the act of changing from one shape into another.* This broad explanation is actually very inclusive and brings in topics not commonly associated with shapeshifting. But that is a topic for another chapter."
"Shapeshifting has many names. Some of these include: Form shifting, Mutating, Evolving, adaption, Transforming and so on. Despite the fact that these names talk about the same 'over-arching concept', they are actually very different when you get down to the nitty gritty. " 
"Logic is a difficult thing to have when involving shapeshifting outside of the 'norm'. Think about it, how can a frog suddenly become a rabbit? When push comes to shove, how does it actually work? Magically?"
Eranoth face palmed at his own sarcasm.  "Sorry, allow me to clarify. When writing about a magic there is a 'logical' explanation for that magic, how it works, and so on within the realm the magic exists in. Often times, the 'how it works' for shapeshifting, magical or not, is glazed over, especially when it isn't the primary focus of the story. Lawless shapeshifting can actually lore break."
"Take Legendary Moonlight Sculpture for example. There is a low level npc evil priest that casts a transformation type unholy spell and turns a soldier from the enemy into a ferocious wolf that attacks his own best friends. The soldier couldn't stop it or resist. Holy! That is powerful! Why not use that spell to destroy an army rather than a fireball?"
Now let's turn our attention to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. For those who have not read it, I won't go into detail to avoid spoilers. My personal favorite chapter in that whole book is a lore broken transfiguration spell. The target couldn't resist. Their wand fell to the floor. They couldn't use their magic as a result and they became a harmless critter completely at the mercy of the caster. If that much power could be used from a simple spell, then couldn't the dark lord have been stopped ages ago by being turned into a pocket watch?"
Eranoth laughed to himself. "In games it is the same. The MC saves A B and C from transformation curse. But if you really thought about it, if the curse were cast on the MC wouldn't the story suddenly end? Instant game over? Another in game example, MC uses transformation spell to perform task D. They are able to pull it off flawlessly and nobody suspects a thing."
The old pokemon music ended and Eranoth pulled up another song by a remixer named Kamex.  He took a deep breath after complaining about ads about liberty mutual and google fi.
"As you can see, lawless shapeshifing can lead to a plethora of questions and break the lore of a story. However, Shapeshifting shouldn't be a taboo. In fact, when I start posting my own stories on webnovel, you will see that shapeshifting can actually amplify the story or allow for a very different way to affect a story. To be honest, I haven't read many people's works yet. However, I want to applaud the writer Harry_Dresden in regards to his comprehension of shapeshifting within the world of his book Werewolf in another world. Even though it is the easiest of the lore to find information regarding, (Conditional Bloodshifting and Illusion-shifting), every time transformations are involved in his story, the lore is maintained."
"When involving most things in a story, you should consider a few things. What purpose does it have? How does it work within the world I have created? Shapeshifting has a bit more to consider as well. What is the cost? What is the result? How does it happen? Does it end? ETC."
Eranoth put his face into his hands thinking that this is probably too much of an info dump despite the fact that the entirety of the book is intended to be an info dump.  "I should take a break and prepare the chicken I will be using for dinner." He said as he left his computer behind before getting ready to write chapter 2.

© J Eranoth

Eranoth's Lore books are a series of books about otherworldly lore. They are designed to bring clarification about subjects that are not easily understood. 
This particular lorebook is dedicated to the many methods of shapeshifting. 

Eranoth's actual novels will come out at a later time when they are ready to be unleashed upon the world. Please know that Eranoth's lore books are not his world's lore, they are general lore for the use and adaption of writers.

For those seeking logic for lore, feel free to let me know what types of lore you want me to write books for. Before you get all excited, I WILL NOT waste time writing lore books on topics easily found with google OR adult content. If you want a lorebook on those types of things don't ask.

Happy reading and Writing!
Note: Due to the nature of the book, there is very little 'story' but I have tried to break it up a bit with story to make it less of a straight info dump.

"Lackluster Ocean Divine City?" Zhuo Wujia stopped walking and lifted his head as he looked at the few words floating above the divine city.
Mu Jie said in wonder, "There is really a lack of light here. The sunlight shining seems to stop three feet before the Lackluster Ocean Divine City."
Di Jiu was similarly amazed. The universe was indeed mysterious; even the sunlight here completely disregarded common sense.
Just a few steps before the Lackluster Ocean Divine City, the sunlight was bright and hot. However, there was not even a gleam of sunlight where the Lackluster Ocean Divine City was. The light they saw came from the divine city's Illumination Array.
"Let's go enter the city to have a look." Di Jiu took the lead and crossed the dividing line created by the sunlight, entering the region of the Lackluster Ocean Divine City, which was illuminated by only the Illumination Array.
The flow of people to and from the Lackluster Ocean Divine City was huge. Di Jiu and company blended well into the crowd.
"The Heaven Earth Essence Energy here is so dense that it seems to be carrying a type of…" proclaimed Mu Jie the moment they entered the city. However, she could not put her finger on what this aura was exactly.
There were no guards stationed outside the city gates, nor was there any entrance fee. This made the three of them feel relieved. They did not own a single divine crystal fragment, so there was no way they would be able to procure any divine crystals to pay the entrance fees.
The air inside the divine city was a little frigid, as if it was carrying an even denser fishy, ocean-like smell. Evidently, this place was very close to the ocean.
A bluestone boulevard more than 100 feet wide extended into the distance. Beside the bluestone boulevard were numerous stores of various types.
Despite scanning the area with his Spiritual Force, Di Jiu could not identify the level of the city's Defense Array. However, other than the straight boulevard, the rest of the divine city was filled with isolation restrictions.
The bluestone boulevard led straight up to another city gate, connecting the two opposite city gates. Di Jiu sensed that the ocean aura came from the other city gate. Evidently, one would arrive at the ocean upon exiting the city gate on the other end of the bluestone boulevard.
Since this divine city was called Lackluster Ocean Divine City, this meant that the ocean it was facing was most likely the Lackluster Ocean.
In the center of this boulevard was an extremely tall construction with the words "Lackluster Ocean Mission Hall" written outside.
"Let us head to the Mission Hall to take a look." Di Jiu increased his walking speed. In slightly over 10 minutes, the three of them arrived outside the Lackluster Ocean Mission Hall.
If the crowd while they were entering the city had been big, then one could say that the Mission Hall was packed with sardines.
The hall was big, but one could only see a sea of humans.
The first thing they saw upon entering the Mission Hall was several Array Formation Display Screens.
Displayed on the Array Formation Display Screens was information on team formation, notices for "wanted" ads and missing people ads, and news on selling and transferring the ownership of cave abodes…
Anything could be found there.
Both Di Jiu and Zhuo Wujia were Immortal Emperors. Di Jiu's Dao foundation had yet to take shape, but Zhuo Wujia had at least started on this step and was in the process of condensing his Dao Seed.
There were some, but not many, people like the two of them, who possessed a low cultivation level.
The majority of the cultivators had already condensed their Dao Seed. Other than to put themselves to the trial, they had come here most likely to find cultivating resources and seek the opportunity to attain the Dao Modeling.
There were also quite a few Dao Modeling cultivators like Mu Jie. Di Jiu even sensed many auras of cultivators who were significantly stronger than Mu Jie. Clearly, they were either late-stage Dao Modeling cultivators or experts who had surpassed the Dao Modeling.
"Brother Di, Sister Mu, take a look at mission number 137 on the mission display screen. We can accept that," whispered Zhuo Wujia.
Di Jiu looked at the suggested mission on the screen. It was a mission to obtain Stacked Partition Herbs. Every Stacked Partition Herb obtained would give them one middle-grade divine crystal and one contribution point. The cultivators who accepted this mission would be given a special ring used specifically to store these herbs. A Lackluster Ocean spirit map would be given to them as well. The map would introduce in great detail the approximate location where the various divine spirit herbs could be found. Most importantly, it would indicate where one could find the Stacked Partition Herb. 
"Yes, this mission does really suit us indeed," Mu Jie assented excitedly. However, she quickly realized there was a problem as well and said dubiously, "The place where this kind of divine spirit herb can be found does not seem to be too dangerous. Why are there only a few people who will accept this mission?"
Di Jiu was aware that this mission was not suitable for them. The Stacked Partition Herb was a level-three divine spirit herb that could be used to refine the Stacked Space Elixir, a divine pill cultivators needed to cultivate their space supernormal abilities. The value of this elixir was very high.
At first glance, this mission seemed to be suitable for them since they would know the location of the Stacked Partition Herb. However, it was not what it seemed. Di Jiu knew that the reason the Stacked Partition Herb was so valuable was because the herb possessed a special characteristic: It resulted in the strong corrosion of the cultivator's spirituality. 
Long periods of contact with the Stacked Partition Herb would cause the cultivator's spirituality to become dull and even get blocked. Once that happened, the cultivator would no longer be able to improve their cultivation and would have to live by accomplishing nothing for the rest of their life. It would not be wrong to say that their life would be completely destroyed. 
The Book of the World stated this very clearly. According to the Book of the World, the Stacked Partition Herb had to be stacked and stored, or it would wither and its effects would be lost. 
Di Jiu was about to suggest changing to a new mission when the Stacked Partition Herb mission suddenly jumped up to number one. This huge jump showed that the mission's importance had increased tremendously.
At the same time, the rewards for obtaining a Stacked Partition Herb changed as well. One Stacked Partition Herb could be exchanged for 10 contribution points and one high-grade divine crystal. If the number of Stacked Partition Herbs obtained exceeded 100, the cultivator would have the chance to enter the First Evolution Dao Sect, one of the apex sects in the entire Dao World, in the future. They would qualify to head to the First Evolution Dao Sect and listen to the Dao discussion of the sect's Primordial Chaos Patriarch, Yan Yun. 
"Yan Yun has the deepest understanding of the Five-Element Law. If we could listen to him discuss the Dao, it would certainly benefit our Dao progress greatly. I have decided to accept this mission."
"Me too. What if we could join the First Evolution Dao Sect…"
"Count me in! The Stacked Partition Herb is indeed poisonous, but we should not be too affected by it if we prepare well." 
…
After the changes to the rewards of the mission, the number of cultivators accepting this mission increased greatly.
Mu Jie inquired lowly, "Brother Di, is the Stacked Partition Herb poisonous?"
Di Jiu knew that when these cultivators were saying that the Stacked Partition Herb was poisonous, they did not know the true characteristic of the herb. It was not poisonous, but it possessed a nomological corrosion effect. The reason these people thought that it was poisonous was due to their past experiences and knowledge.
Cultivators who plucked the Stacked Partition Herb for an extended duration would suffer from a weakened spirituality and their cultivation would no longer advance. In their opinion, these were the symptoms of poisoning.
"Should be, and the poison seems to be quite potent as well," replied Di Jiu quietly.
"Will we still accept this mission then?" Zhuo Wujia immediately inquired. He had decided to listen to Di Jiu and Mu Jie's decision.
Di Jiu chuckled. "Why not? We will think of a way to remove this poison."
Di Jiu had indeed decided to accept this mission. Other than the fact that the rewards had multiplied by 10, he wanted to listen to Yan Yun discuss the Dao as well.
According to what the surrounding cultivators were saying, Yan Yun was well-learned in the Five-Element Law. In truth, Di Jiu understood the Five-Element Law well but he had sensed that he was still severely lacking in that aspect. This was mainly because of the Five-Element escape technique Jiang Dai had left behind. Di Jiu had yet to discover its problem.
He did not believe that Jiang Dai would be so kind as to leave behind a major supernormal ability like the Five-Element escape technique to someone he had been making use of. Perhaps, after listening to Yan Yun's Dao talk about the Five-Element Law, his understanding of the Five-Element Law could achieve a breakthrough.
While the rewards of the Stacked Partition Herb multiplied and the number of cultivators accepting this mission increased correspondingly, this number was still relative to the previous situation. Most cultivators would rather give up on listening to Yan Yun's Dao discussion than accept this mission.
Di Jiu and company accepted the Stacked Partition Herb mission without any issues. Each of them received a free Lackluster Ocean mission jade card, a ring, and a simple divine spirit herb jade slip.
The jade slip showed the location of the Stacked Partition Herb and where some common low-level divine spirit herbs could be found.


In the endless Universe is eight primordial laws. Each of the eight laws have been fused with a supreme expert, but unbeknownst to everyone, there is a ninth law in the universe. It tears open the Primordial Chaos and is beyond reach.

Di Jiu—whose name is a homophone for 'ninth'—is the ungifted son of a powerful Di family clan in the Ji Nation as he lacks martial roots. Unwilling to resign to his fate, he practices medicine, hoping to one day cure himself. 

One day, the king orders a massacre of the Di family, forcing Di Jiu to flee. He ends up traveling to a portal into a post-modern Earth where cultivation has been made possible with the appearance of Planet Fairy.

What awaits Di Jiu in his bid to seek revenge and figure out the truth while he switches between dimensions?

Guys, Does nobody remember my previous chapters about this is not mine. I swear I have gotten like three reviews saying I have stolen work. Like Oh my god, I have to reply and explain to those obnoxious jackass's that this is not my book. Like can you read the damn synopsis or author notes. Now I am gonna call al your asses out. Yeah Kaiser0000, Rank9, Ranmaro, I have to deal with ads clown like these on a daily basis. Honestly I am done being polite, I will respect those who respect me. People like MimicReads,Starking,BankaiLinley,Narso,
CJsingh, all of these people have treated me with nothing but politeness and even though Bankai Linley was also saying that I was wrong, he said it with politeness and just asked me to post the long of the book, which by the way mimic reads already has. So I thank you to all my supporters.

This is not my novel, I just like it a lot and wanted to see it at this site. The original novel is by Burnable. 



                  I will release a chapter every day or two days if I am lazy but because it’s my first chapter, I will do a mass release of 5 chapters.
I am also going to change a few things compared to the original story. I will take some ideas from different stories.

May 12, 2025
"What are your thoughts?" Aoi asked after Shiningreel had left the room, free from her interview.
Takeshi glanced at her CV. "The best scores of all fellow classmates, top-class skills in water and ice magic, good health. Calm and reliable team player. Perfectionist. The impression she has made is extraordinary. She is your cousin, from what I can remember?"
"Second or third... or my third cousin's daughter or whatever. I have so many relatives it's impossible to remember them all."
"I do believe it to be extremely felicitous. The Omnious are reluctant to be engaged in public service, straying father and father away from our society—but it still lacks their expertise and knowledge."
"We are very lucky to have one here as our Commander," stated Shadow, the third participant of the discussion, not moving his eyes from an e-book.
"And another one; the most talented healer," Aoi half-smiled at him.
"Thank you. We are short of Elementalists now, so I vote for her."
"Then it's settled."
Shadow flicked away his long silver hair and tilted his head on the side.
"Shouldn't we ask our teammates first?"
"I am fine with you two," Aoi replied sourly. "My beloved nephew and my best student. I don't need any more opinions."
"Do you still consider me your student, sensei?" Takeshi asked, and the three of them laughed.
"Would you like some tea, Aoi-sama?"
An android approached the table-gathering. Its figure was feminine, with all its distinctive curves, and two eye marks were lit on a pure white helmet. Her body was covered by the smooth fabric of superlight plastic, imitating a two-piece.
"Yes, Midori, two cups of tea and one cappuccino for Takeshi-kun," Aoi nodded.
"Understood," the robot answered without any intonation and left the room.
"I am being captivated by a somewhat peculiar thought right now," Takeshi said as he resettled his spectacles. "It is kind of fortunate that Murasaki-san didn't want to join us. It would be hard—and perhaps even most unpleasant—to choose between two skilled mages of Crimson blood."
Shadow doubted, still tapping the screen in a lazy manner. "I don't know either of them well enough, but I've figured out that this Shiningreel girl is stronger, even with her powers being less destructive than Niji's fire energy."
"However, Murasaki-san strikes me as more mobile and quick-reacting in an unfamiliar environment," said Takeshi. "This matters a lot in our work, if not everything."
"You are just a fan of old samurai families," Shadow chuckled and lost all interest in the conversation.
"By the way, why did you ask Shiny about Murasaki?" There was a slight hint of emotions in the typically professional and cold voice of Aoi. "Why are you interested in her plans so much?"
"Her fate does not concern me in a way you are heavily hinting at. Don't you consider it strange that this hard-working and diligent student refused her prospects so abruptly?"
"I have no idea. I always thought of her as a fishy type, though not entirely dangerous. Maybe her ambition was so struck down by her poor qualification work that she decided she's not worthy enough to work in PRISM."
"My intuition could not possibly fail me. There is something in it. What's more, her Lackluster friend, Rem, has become reluctant to join the supply division. I consider it highly suspicious."
"Hmmmm… it seemed to me that Shiny was scared by your sudden question about her friend's whereabouts."
"Indeed, but I trust that Shiningreel Phelomena Karen Omnious doesn't know a single thing about Murasaki's plans. It is perplexing, taking into account their strong connection."
"Could she be just covering for her? If their friendship is a thing…"
"I'll just say that I am sure there are no lies in what she says."
"You know best; you're the Sage here."
Sensei laughed. "A lot of people overestimate Viridian mages, because we are a rare type nowadays. Not counting the Azures, of course," he made a barely noticeable pause. "But I'm not able to read minds, Aoi. It is not possible to violate magic laws and invade the thoughts of others."
"But you actually make me feel this way."
"I was meditating upon the topic, just theoretically. Reading people's minds would define me as a Violet, as it is the only spectrum cell type which infuses enough power to break the Immutable Rules. But the color does not change after it's finalized in a teenager."
"Okay, I'll try to believe you don't live inside my head."
"You are an open book, Aoi," Shadow sighed. "I'm sorry, but you don't have to be either Viridian or Violet to understand what you are thinking about."
She blushed instantly and gasped, but failed to say anything in reply. Shadow was quick to add, "And if Murasaki's behavior bothers you, what should we do now? Some stalking?"
"I doubt that there is anything criminal. Yet I have substantial grounds for believing that..." Takeshi cleared his throat, "she is heading to M.A.G.E."
"In that case we are going to have a lot more trouble," Aoi gave out a worn out sigh.
May 13, 2025
The apartment she rented was way more spacious than her room in the Academy Campus. Upon arrival she went straight to a balcony behind a big sliding door to check the outside view. The western side provided the best way to observe gorgeous sunsets. Pity that the sun was too quick to hide behind huge skyscrapers.
Spring air, even polluted by the endless traffic, was thrilling. The 20-story apartment block was situated in the city center, so Niji could enjoy everything she loved—hectic traffic movement, bright multi-colored ads, lights coming from the windows in the vicinity. The district was crowded with tall buildings, and the dominating one—a white and bluish radio tower—was shining like a distant star, accompanied by PRISM HQ about a mile away. This one was a pure kingdom of glass and projectors, looking especially impressive at that time of the day. Green parks with garland-decorated trees popped here and there through the fence of skyscrapers. The river which flew through the downtown was covered in different crossings, with Sora-no-Seki being the most famous of them as the largest suspension bridge in the whole world. It was glowing in all rainbow colors, well-known not only for bravado of futurist design, but also its magnetism for suicide attempts.
What an apartment indeed. Niji was lucky to get it so quickly.
She returned to her room, pulling the sliding door back. She saw the gleaming reflection of the pierced metal ball in her lip, and the mage girl slowed to glance at herself. Despite her Eastern family name, she carried no Asian blood. Murasaki, a former samurai clan, had consisted of Caucasians for a long time. She looked like a stranger to her own self, after switching from the Academy uniform to dark trousers and a burgundy shirt with a short-sleeved bolero shrug. However, she kept her waist-long white hair gathered in a tall ponytail as her last remaining trademark.
She didn't have much time to stick around. The girl put a black leather fingerless glove on her left hand and a belt with slots. They were then filled with three bulbs, one carrying distilled water and the other two full of blue, mildly-glowing substance. Niji hid her everlasting lighter in the pocket of the shrug, laced up her high military boots and left the house.

New Tokyo is a city of two cultures where wizards and ordinary people live in harmony. But this peace comes at a great price. To protect public order, Magical Anti-Crime Special Force Unit is quick to eliminate every disobedient mage. 
Niji Murasaki has always dreamed about becoming a member of this Unit, but after an unlucky turn of events she is forced to stay on the other side of the barricade. Her thrilling, but life-threatening adventure begins!

Scarlet didn't know if Debbie's frown was a frown of concentration or one of disapproval. She knew it would be a bad idea to write about something so wild and negative but the girl simply couldn't help it! Jasper's new classmates were simply too interesting and the things they did were simply too entertaining to not write about... She couldn't really be blamed here.
Unknown to the young writer, Danny had been keeping the adults updated about what the three children were up to. Nobody was truly surprised by Alex's determination to win the art competition. In fact, Wilmer encouraged it. He secretly supported his biological daughter by telling Claire to buy more art supplies.
However, they weren't quite sure what Jasper was thinking when he joined the Entrepreneur Circle even after finding out that it was nothing more than a bunch of hooligans. Wilmer couldn't believe his ears when Danny reported about Jasper's offer to help the delinquents study. If anything, the CEO was most certain that Jasper would prefer to lord of them and use them as his extra hands and legs. While he trusted the boy to take care of his daughter, he wouldn't put such things past the young man. He was a merciless businessman through and through. However, he didn't stop the aspiring businessman. In fact, he was intrigued when Scarlet suddenly became involved. Nobody had been expecting that.
The young writer even went so far as to observe everyone in the new class and updated her secret journal that Claire was following. Debbie's feedback about Scarlet's new plot made everything more amusing for the adults as they finally figured out Jasper's intentions. Wilmer wasn't very far of the dot about Jasper's intention but with Scarlet's interference, not even Danny knew what the outcome would be like. The fact that with the smart duo helping the boys out academically, there were large improvements to be seen although the teaching methods employed could be rather questionable. Any normal teacher under an employment contract who attempted what these kids attempted would have been fired for even thinking about it.
Debbie flipped through the story draft for the second time to scrutinise on the details. For a ten-year-old, Scarlet was extremely good at planning and pacing. In fact, the process came naturally to her that the editor didn't think it was necessary to introduce the concept of pacing to Scarlet. It's almost as useless as teaching a fish how to swim.
"I'm sorry... was it a bad idea after all?" Scarlet's quiet question made Debbie look up from the script. the frown marring her features disappeared when she saw the tiny girl before her.
"No! No, not at all. It's a good bad idea. I like it," the editor told Scarlet genuinely.
Scarlet blinked. What was a good bad idea?
"Oh," Debbie rolled her eyes and smacked her head with the flimsy paper plot. "Phrasing... what I meant to say was that it's a very unique idea that I think will be very suitable for general readers. If done right, this could be your very first ticket to writerhood."
Scarlet didn't know if she should immediately start crying in relief or jump in celebration. Deciding on a little of both, the girl got up from her chair and tackled her tutor with tears rolling down her cheeks. Debbie allowed the girl to be emotional and smiled. Her eyes landed on the six-paged draft sitting on her side of the table. For some reason, Debbie wanted "Sixteen is a Gang" to succeed. It would be a real shame to see something so original to not be released into the world for readers to enjoy. More people needed to know Scarlet.
Claire walked in to see the editor and writer bonding over a successfully agreed on a story to work on. The head maid was secretly proud and snapped the photo silently before captioning it in the group chat.
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"Where did you get the inspiration from?" Debbie asked, genuinely curious as to how observing sixteen delinquents could birth such an original tale of adventure and friendship.
After Claire introduced her to Scarlet's secret Observational Diary, the editor found herself more intrigued by how Scarlet's mind worked. The girl was a very different person on the inside as if she was born with understanding things before even she knew of their existence. It was as if Scarlet was born with a world inside of her.
The young writer looked shy. "It's not really an original idea... I just really liked the way that the boys in that class acted like a band of righteous brothers who would stand together no matter what happened. I also so the teachers who were assigned to teach them before as villains. However, the true tyrant would be the society who didn't give them a chance. I just felt like if they were given a chance, perhaps they could have become the unlikely heroes that the world needed?"
The editor pushed her glasses up and pointed to one section. "Over here I saw that you heightened the tension of the scene by plotting an unexpected twist in your character's decision to betray his brothers. Was this planned to give a counter twist at the end more meaning?"
Scarlet tilted her head to the side. "No... I didn't really plan it. All I did was sit down once I get the idea and the excitement and then most of the plot just wrote itself. I didn't really do much. In fact, I don't really remember writing a betrayal but I understand why it has to happen."
Boneless, Debbie allowed herself to melt into the chair for a bit. For many years the editor struggled with bringing original content for her readers but failed. The part of her who was once a writer hurt deeply in understanding why she couldn't continue writing.
"So this is the difference between a genius and an ordinary writer... ultimately there will be a wall that even hard work cannot overcome."
Scarlet blinked, unable to make out the mumbled words clearly. However, the editor simply reached over the table and patted her gently on the head. The tutor had a wide smile on her face, looking extremely refreshed. While Scarlet didn't know why her tired teacher would suddenly look as if a huge burden had been lifted from her shoulders, she was almost 100% sure that it had something to do with her question earlier.
"Come on, Sue and Tina are waiting for you. I heard that dinner is going to be grand today."
Scarlet felt her mouth water. Food in the Wilde House was always something she loved. There was no better food than homecooked food and Scarlet would definitely agree with whoever said that. There simply was no competing with the food made by Tina and Sue. No Michelin Star chefs can compete with the special seasoning that Sue and Tina used. After all, love cannot be bought with money.
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At age 10, Scarlet Liu Xiu Wen was tested with a Mensa IQ of 156.

By age 12, she was publishing books with the pen name Permanent Frost. By age 14, she was a successful vocalist-composer in the band called Britannia. By age 16 Scarlet had a successful career as a model and actress going by the stage name of Liu Xiu Wen.

However, there was a secret that the world didn't know. Away from the limelight, Scarlet took on yet another persona online as Pirate S - the eccentric half-genius. Everyone who lurked in the forums knew her name. Known for her unusual takes on life and mostly popularly for her "Human Observation Diary" blog, Scarlet enjoys the nerd life in secret.

Human Observation Diary has always kept to a very standard format but one day, a reader pointed out that the blog has recently been differing from its usual format. Intrigued by the trigger, Scarlet investigates her latest human observation - an online NEET by the name of Jedd77.

From further interactions, Scarlet finds herself helplessly drawn to him. As their friendship develops into something more, Scarlet has to make a choice.

To give up her secrecy and allow Jedd77 to be a part of her life? Or continue the game of cat and mouse even after the face reveal.

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"Jade Beauty Jewelry is already very popular now!"
… 
There were many haters too on the Internet.
"I think Gu Ning thinks too highly of herself. Although Jade Beauty Jewelry has gained some fame, nobody knows whether it can become a high-end brand. It's much easier said than done."
"Exactly! She's just bragging."
However, once the two haters appeared, they were attacked by Gu Ning's fans.
"Are you insane? How do you know that it can't happen?"
"They can't achieve anything, so they're jealous of others' achievements."
"Goddess Gu is just 18 and she already owns over a hundred million yuan in wealth. Can any of those haters do that? Even those international business groups, like Shengshi Group, Jinlin Group and Tanghuang Group, have a good relationship with Goddess Gu. I believe Goddess Gu is much more outstanding than her peers."
… 
Many Internet users didn't know that Master Tang and Master Lei had attended the opening ceremony of Gu Ning's jewelry store, and they were all astonished when they found out.
To their surprise, Gu Ning was able to know so many important figures.
Not only Shengshi Group, Jinlin Group and Tanghuang Group, but the businesses of the two biggest gangs in this country also showed up! Gu Ning's business partners were so powerful!
When they watched the reporters' interview with Gu Ning, they were all excited.
When Zhou Zhenghong told his story, they all admired Gu Ning for her kindness.
After that, it was Su Tongnuo's interview.
"Goddess Su, fighting! I support you!"
"Me too!"
When they heard Su Tongnuo's answer to the question about why Lu Zhan had been shut out, the Internet users held two different opinions.
Some were supportive and agreed with Su Tongnuo on her answer. Others, however, thought that Su Tongnuo was too innocent to know that power was beyond the law in today's society.
Although they didn't know who the important figure Lu Zhan had annoyed was, the person must be very powerful because he could shut Lu Zhan out, given that Lu Zhan had been a very famous director back then.
At the same time, some Internet users also believed that Fenghua Entertainment had the ability to solve the problem since the company dared to sign Lu Zhan.
After a while, Yu Zi was the interviewee.
After hearing Yu Zi's answer, many Internet users became Gu Ning's fans, because Gu Ning was really a good idol in their eyes.
Pictures of Charm's gowns were everywhere on the Internet, and most people liked them.
Lin Tianyou and Zhao Xiaoxuan just got off a plane when Jade Beauty Jewelry and Charm became the hot topics again on the Internet.
While they were waiting for their baggage, Zhao Xiaoxuan received a message from her close female friend.
Zhao Xiaoxuan's friend: Xiaoxuan, have you watched the video of the release conference of Jade Beauty Jewelry and Charm yet? Yu Zi is the designer for Charm! [Website Link]
"What? Yu Zi is the designer for Charm!?" Zhao Xiaoxuan exclaimed in shock, and opened the website link at once.
Hearing that, Lin Tianyou was surprised too, and couldn't believe his ears. They had seen the ads for Jade Beauty Jewelry and Charm, and also heard that Yu Zi was involved in them, but they didn't know that Yu Zi was the designer and a shareholder of Charm.
Before Lin Tianyou could ask Zhao Xiaoxuan for the answer, Zhao Xiaoxuan played the video on her phone. It was Yu Zi's interview.
After watching it, both Lin Tianyou and Zhao Xiaoxuan were astonished, and couldn't accept the fact.
Yu Zi was really the designer and a shareholder of Charm! How was it possible? They refused to believe it.
Although Charm was a newly-established brand, it quickly became popular because its gowns were very attractive. Even Zhao Xiaoxuan was a fan of it.
However, Yu Zi was the designer and a shareholder of Charm, and Zhao Xiaoxuan couldn't accept it. In Zhao Xiaoxuan's eyes, Yu Zi was and should always be inferior to her.
Lin Tianyou, on the other hand, felt quite regretful now. He regretted that he had dumped Yu Zi. If he had known that Yu Zi would be so successful now, he wouldn't have done that. If he was still Yu Zi's boyfriend, he would be able to know Miss Gu, who was the boss of Jade Beauty Jewelry. After all, Jade Beauty Jewelry had over a hundred million yuan in assets, while the Zhao family only owned dozens of millions of yuan in wealth.
Seeing the ads for Charm, Lin Tianyou believed that Yu Zi could become even richer than his family.
In the video, the runway show began, and many Internet users complimented the gowns.
"Wow, the gowns are so beautiful! I must book a set for my birthday. I'll be stunning that day!"
"I love the first set!"
"My mother booked the fifth set along with the jade jewelry!"
"Your family is so rich! I want to book a set too, but I'm too poor to afford it."
"The gown costs at least dozens of thousands of yuan each!"
"I think only rich people can afford it."
… 


She was once a puppet to her family, a commercial spy and assassin pursued by the police. One day, she falls into the sea after being betrayed. 

When she wakes up again, she is an ordinary third year student in high school. Due to her ignoble past and the ostracization of her relatives, she has always been bullied by her classmates, partly due to her being a loner. 

With her gaining a new lease of life, she undergoes a massive change, returning any bullying she received in the past. With a powerful cheat, a pair of telepathic jade eyes, she is able to easily appraise jade and succeed at gambling.

She starts a business, becoming a legendary businesswoman. There's no need to talk about people who previously mocked her for being poor when they see her billion-yuan net worth. When relatives visit to cozy up with her, they are denied. We are no longer related to one another. Return to whatever foul place you came from!

Days are good, except for an easily jealous man beside her. For no good reason, she ends up aching all over, especially in her nether regions, all thanks to him. 

This is a story whose male and female leads are both strong and untainted.

Fang Zhao observed Curly Hair for some time to make sure he understood the lecture before taking him back to the office.
It was true what Zu Wen had said—the label had set up a new hangout for Curly Hair. As soon as he stepped onto the 50th floor, Fang Zhao saw several pictures on the wall. Some were taken by Zu Wen and company during their recent trip to the Muzhou grand finals; others were official pictures from the prize presentation ceremony. The walls had originally been dominated by posters of Polar Light, but now Polar Light and Curly Hair each accounted for half the area. As Zu Wen put it, both of these characters were products of the virtual projects department, even if Curly Hair was Fang Zhao's personal pet. Fang Zhao was the head of the department, so Curly Hair was part of the department too.
Curly Hair's new digs took up an entire room. It was custom-made, complete with a turf carpet.
"Curly Hair is here? Oh, my little munchkin!" Zu Wen smiled so hard when he saw Curly Hair by Fang Zhao's feet he was wincing. A cheesy term like "munchkin" carried over from the competition to the office.
There were reasons why they allocated and renovated an entire room for a dog. First, Curly Hair's market value had gone through the roof and he was now world-famous. Second, everyone had bet on Dongshan Farm winning and Curly Hair taking MVD honors when they were in Muzhou. They had raked it in big time. Folks who had wagered smaller amounts were now regretting their decision. Zu Wen was one of the major punters, earning at least 2 million. That's also why he was so excited to see Curly Hair that he called him "little munchkin."
"Boss, I hear the label wants to cast Curly Hair in a movie?" Zu Wen asked.
"That's why I'm here."
After dropping off Curly Hair on the 50th floor, Fang Zhao headed to the penthouse suite to see Duan Qianji.
He had read through the details on the offers that Duan Qianji had sent over. He'd picked a few commercials and a hit online TV series. It was a guest-star role for one episode, not heavy lifting. He'd also agreed to a few public interest announcements, which were also recommended by the label.
The public interest ad was about stray dogs. The main purpose was to urge people to take the responsibility of buying a pet seriously. Sure, you would be free if you tossed your pet after a few days, but not every abandoned dog ended up in a centralized pound. Stray dogs were common in the suburbs and beyond. Not only were they a potential means of disease transmission, but they occasionally attacked humans too.
Many people knew that Curly Hair had been a stray dog before being adopted by Fang Zhao, but few had expected this stray dog would end up an MVD with a market value of more than 100 million dollars. It made sense for the label to consider it for public interest ads. The ad was financed by Silver Wing. A few stars would appear in it and Fang Zhao had a cameo, but the centerpiece was Curly Hair.
After deciding on the offers, as the owner, Fang Zhao tagged along on the shoots.
Likely as a result of Fang Zhao's reminders, Curly Hair appeared more normal on his shoots. He was still smart, but "normal" smart. There were lots of smart dogs in the world. Muzhou was home to many shepherd dogs with high IQ, so the production crews on the shoots didn't think Curly Hair stood out.
The ads were quite straightforward, be they the commercial shot by a regular Silver Wing partner or the public interest ad shot by Silver Wing itself. Shooting went smoothly. Given technological advancements in the New Era, both shoots were completed back-to-back in a day.
The online TV series took longer, with the shoot lasting a few days. "City Hunter" was a detective thriller. Quite a few major stars were involved. Ads featuring Curly Hair were rolled out once his role had been confirmed. Some folks joked, "Even the dogs used in 'City Hunter' are big shots."
While Fang Zhao was tagging along on the shoot, he noticed that quite a few folks were following news about "Battle of the Century." Fiery Bird had released a new ad, which was more revealing.
During a break, some folks projected the ad so everyone could see.
The ad featured a dilapidated city resembling a wasteland. Several helicopters were charging forward.
As they watched the scene, someone shouted, "I know what that is! That's what was known in the Old Era as a tractor!"
Fang Zhao waited for one of the others in the audience to correct the speaker, but after a few seconds, all he got was silence. He turned his head and realized that everyone else wore an expression that suggested "mystery solved."
After letting out an imaginary sigh, Fang Zhao said, "It's called a helicopter. This one's for freight."
"Helicopter? I could have sworn it was called a tractor!" The speaker was skeptical, but a quick search yielded the correct information on Fiery Bird's official website. The words "mid-sized double-propellor freight helicopter" were highlighted.
"Oh, it's really called a helicopter. I remembered wrong, haha." The speaker laughed in Fang Zhao's direction. "Brother, you're good at history. Are you a gamer? They're quite meticulous when it comes to historical details, no?" 
Before Fang Zhao could answer, the speaker's attention was drawn by something else in the video and he started a discussion with the person next to him.
Fang Zhao was sitting far from the speaker, so he could see the projection clearly too. The images were realistic, as if transporting him back to his previous life.
Even though footage from the Old Era existed, Fiery Bird splurged on a 100-person team of consultants to recreate those times perfectly. The team comprised world-famous researchers on the Period of Destruction. There were historians, scholars who studied the history of science, biomedical experts, weapons experts, and so on. The point was to recreate the era comprehensively and realistically.
Apart from the promotional video, Fiery Bird also launched an online feature that introduced daily items from the Old Era, from food to daily necessities to modes of transportation. If you had a gaming console, you could start practicing using the items.
There was a big distinction between the two eras when it came to guns and forms of transportation. It helped to familiarize oneself with them ahead of time.
After Curly Hair shot his scenes, Fang Zhao returned to the office. He was caught up on all his outstanding tasks. The shoots for the ads and the TV series had been completed. There wasn't anything else left.
It was noon when he arrived in the virtual projects department. His staff had gathered for lunch. When Fang Zhao walked in, they were discussing items from the Old Era.
He had already heard his share of complaints from members of the production crews for Curly Hair's shoots.
"How come automatic transmission isn't the same as automatic driving? Why is the steering wheel round? Why are the gas pedal and the brake pedal so close to each other? Why was it so hard to drive in the Old Era? I need to switch to a luxury car that places the gas pedal on the steering wheel."
"What the hell is a bicycle? Why doesn't it run on its own when you get on it? Why is it so hard to maintain your balance? Wait, there are also electric scooters, motorbikes, and experiential vehicles. Forget it, I'll pass on the bike."
"What the hell can you do with so few bullets in a clip?"
People in the New Era were used to easily operated and smart technology. Relics from the Old Era struck them as clumsy and a hassle. They even wondered why these things existed in the first place.
Zu Wen and company were also discussing the practice tools launched by Fiery Bird. Obviously, they were still getting used to them.
"Boss, we were discussing Fiery Bird consoles in our tech discussion group yesterday again. I steeled myself this year and ordered a cabin-style console from Fiery Bird. It's an upgrade from the ninth-generation console. They say the cabin-style console is more realistic than the helmet-style one, but word has it they're coming out with a new design for their 10th-generation console, but they haven't announced any details. Boss, the one you're getting is a 10th generation, right?" 
"Yes."
"So it's the 10th-generation console 'Rhapsody'?' The one announced on the official website? The one coming out along with the ninth-generation upgrade?"
"Yup."
"Is it being delivered to the office?"
"To my house."
Zu Wen and company were instantly disappointed when they heard Fang Zhao's response. They were thinking that, if the console were delivered to the office, they could pose for pictures with it.
In fact, Fang Zhao had originally planned on having the console delivered to the office, but after rethinking it, he'd had Fiery Bird send it to his house. He could play freely at home, but being too reckless at the office would cause a bad influence. Even though Fang Zhao was given free rein, others were working. He didn't want to sow the seeds of jealousy or prevent other departments from going about their business.
After noticing that his body had mutated, Fang Zhao had also set up a gym at his home. That would free up the company gym for others. He could also exercise more freely at home and keep his secret under wraps.
"Boss, do you know how to drive a regular car? Or ride a bike? Or use a gun?" Zu Wen was firing on all cylinders. "Tools from the Old Era are too difficult to use. I've already summoned the level of determination I had for my college entrance exams."
"I do," Fang Zhao responded.
"You've figured it out already? But I did too, hahaha. Among our group, only Wan Yue is still learning," Zu Wen said with a laugh.
Wan Yue wore a massive frown. She found the tools a handful. "We'll be fine as long as you guys know how to use them. We're going to play together anyway, right?"
"No worries. You have me," Zeng Huang said.
"Right. Right. If you can't figure out the tools, we'll help out," Zu Wen said with a nod.
Fang Zhao restrained himself from raining on the parade. He hadn't played the game yet, but he was skeptical as to how accurately it could recreate the Old Era.


"Every time background music plays in my head, I feel like there is nothing to be afraid of." —Fang Zhao
Toward the end of the apocalyptic period, Fang Zhao lost his life. However, instead of dying, he found himself 500 years later in the body of a young and aspiring composer who shared the same name. Having received a second chance at life, Fang Zhao sets out to achieve the previous owner's dreams.
Armed with the experience of living through an apocalyptic age and his profession as a composer before that period, Fang Zhao uses his talent, wits, and knowledge to make his mark in the entertainment industry of the future.

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