Level up you hear it here, there, lot a of RPG yeah... Well I try to think going down in this thing. There still level up so I can't go.

Our MC, Xiao Gang, is reborn with a system in a martial world. He died from a banana peel. In his first life he is a regular dude that like anime, light novels, average grade, no girlfriend. But in his current life he is determine to be the strongest with a big harem and of course MILFS.                                   
!!!This is my first stories, so excuse me for my grammar, and English is not my first language and I'm not Chinese so don't flame me if I can't chose good names, and i'm still in schools so chapter will come once per 2 days!!!And I do not own any of the technique, weapons name from the stories!!! --R-18--

“Ouch! My God, elder brother, it hurts! Use a little more strength, I’m almost done for!”  On the Saint Devil Sect’s training grounds, a young boy around the age of sixteen-seventeen was standing there crying out in pain, but the painful expression on his face also contained a trace of pleasure.
Lin Fan had a secret. He did not originate from here but was instead from Earth. Not only did his soul transmigrate over, even his body transferred over too.
When he first came to this mysterious world, Lin Fan’s heart was completely overjoyed. Ever read novels before? The protagonists in those books, just which one of them were not full-fledged dominating, with strength, status, money, beauty, all of them within their grasp.
In front of a simple movement of their bodies and release of some intimidating pressure, whether it be a peerless beauty or the supreme of a sect, all would have to obediently bow before their feet.
But before Lin Fan could even finish his daydream, he realized that something was off. Somehow he ended up as a training punching bag for the disciples of a devil sect. Upon realizing this, Lin Fan was petrified on the spot.
He only just transferred over and yet ended up becoming a punching bag; this doesn’t make any sense.
It would be okay even if he ended up as a complete piece of trash, but at the very least they should have let him hide away in incognito.
But instead, he became a mere punching bag. This only made Lin Fan speechless and heartbroken enough to secretly cry away for days.
In his first year after arriving at the Saint Devil Sect, Lin Fan was still very ignorant; the pain he received was also very inhumane, almost to the point of being beaten into a third-class trash.

If it weren't for the fact that this Saint Devil Sect still had a bit of conscience and gave the punching bags a body training manual, he would have long been dead already.

《Titanium Grade Demon Body》

When he first received this body training manual, Lin Fan’s heart was in complete joy. The name alone had enough swag and domination. If he were to master this, wouldn’t he become unbeatable?
But when Lin Fan began practicing and experimenting a little, he realized this was a complete rip-off.
《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 had three levels and was a training technique that had been casually written by the Saint Devil Sect’s founder, an exclusive technique for the punching bags.
Even if it was trained to the third level according to the manual after achieving the Titanium Grade Demon Body, it was still merely something the disciples could defeat in one shot with a weapon.
But fortunately, God will not forsake those who persevere, and even God couldn’t bear to watch Lin’s cruel fate. Thus, on the dark and windy night of a certain month, after Lin Fan finished discussing life with the daughter of the Duke in his dreams, he suddenly discovered that he had a data system.
Lin Fan researched it for a while but didn’t find any kinds of artificial intelligence mentioned in novels. It was something that he had to completely rely on himself to figure out.
As for the data system, at first Lin Fan didn’t really understand, but later he noticed that underneath his character data panel also was the data of 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 that he trained.
Usually, after completion of his daily punching bag work, Lin Fan immediately returned to eat, then train. After all, if he didn’t master 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 soon, who knows when he might be killed by someone due to a massive blow.
But now, Lin Fan awaited the time when he would get beaten up by those disciples, returning later to sleep and continue his fantastic daydreams.
After Lin Fan had yelped out at the red-faced disciple, he opened his character panel. After carefully observing for a while, it seemed that with just a bit more effort, his 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 would rise to the fifth level.
Though according to the manual 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 could only be trained to the third level, he had already trained it to the fourth level. What was going on with that?

Name: Lin Fan
Level: 1
Experience Points: 0
Martial Skills: 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 4th Level (2000/3000)

Lin Fan looked at his own character data panel and also felt a little sour. The level was still Level 1, and as for leveling up, it was not like Lin Fan never thought about it. It was just that he could never find a way.
It had been a year since he came to this world, and even though he was yet to leave the Saint Devil Sect, Lin Fan had still inquired about the cultivation levels of this world.

Precelestial, Postcelestial, Pericelestial, Lesser Celestial, Greater Celestial......each stage divided further into nine levels.

Lin Fan realized that it likely was not limited to just these, but because he was merely a punching bag, to be able to investigate this much was already pretty good.

+1 
+1 
+1 

The experience for 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 began slowing to a crawl. Lin Fan looked at the current sect disciple in front of him that was already mustering all his strength and sighed. Today was an unlucky day for him to meet such a weak disciple, his attack only increased his experience by one.
Furthermore, the punches on his body were so soft and powerless he even thought that they better not stop giving him experience altogether.

Sure enough, as soon as he thought that…

+0 
+0 

‘Seriously, this garbage can’t go on any further. He doesn’t even give experience anymore… There is simply no point in this.’

Lin Fan looked around at his fellow punching bags, whose screams echoed to the sky as if they were experiencing the greatest pain they ever received in their entire life.
In the Saint Devil Sect, no one would care even if punching bags were killed. They would just dig a hole and bury them and move on.
“Why aren’t you screaming?” At this moment, the disciple that saw the previously screaming Lin Fan now just look around, a spark of anger ignited in his heart. When the punching bag was screaming while being beaten by him, even if he was a bit tired, he would still be very excited and feel like he was very strong.
But now he was angry.
Lin Fan, thinking that he couldn’t waste this day anymore, looked at the sect disciple in front of him and said, “What are you barking about? Acting is very tiresome, okay? Your punches are feeble like a sissy.” 
The face of the sect disciple who heard these insulting words began to turn white then blue, and his eyes began quaking with fury.
Lin Fan looked at the sect disciple’s expressions and laughed out loud, “Your facial performances aren’t bad. Go home and drink some more milk. It’s like you are scratching my itch.” 

“You......You” The sect disciple suddenly became speechless, and his voice became all choked up, his previous aggressive eyes suddenly turning watery.
“Waah.....you are bullying me! My punches are not weak!” 

Lin Fan instantly became stunned, watching the wailing disciple run off from the training grounds like a bare-bottomed baby, completely speechless.
As a disciple of a devil sect, how can he be so fragile?
Lin Fan shook his head, not paying any more heed to that guy, and instead tried to think of a way to hurriedly level up.
A 4th level 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 was already this strong, who knew what a fifth level would be like.

Lin Fan stood there holding his chin, and looked around at the surrounding punching bags and sect disciples, as his lips curled into a smile. 
It seems there was a need to enable the taunting mode. Lin Fan gathered his breath and then roared out loudly.
“Everyone stop, I have something to say.......” 
Lin Fan’s roar could totally compete with the Lion’s Roar in novels. For Lin Fan, wasn’t it just a competition to see who was louder?
Back on Earth, he was the class exercise leader after all so it would be no good if his voice were not loud.
Those disciples who were training with the punching bags also were stopped by this roar.
The screaming punching bags, whose faces were beaten black and blue, looked towards Lin Fan, unsure what their fellow punching bag was about to do.

Some punching bags at this moment hurriedly gathered their breath, awaiting the next wave of attacks.
Just when would this kind of days ever come to an end?
Apparently, if they were to train the 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 to the third level, they would be able to become outer sect disciples, just like these outer sect disciples that were using them as punching bags.
But they know it was impossible when they thought about it. After all, some of the senior punching bags that had stayed here for a few years already, even they had only trained 《Titanium Grade Demon Body》 to the first level.
As for the third level, it was practically impossible.

At this moment, the punching bags all become dumbfounded after hearing the next words, with the same set of words resounding in their respective heads ‘This guy will be beaten to death.’

“Don’t look at me with such a confused expression. If I were to be honest, in my eyes, everyone here is absolute trash......” Lin Fan, with one hand behind his back, turned towards the outer sect disciples and beckoned them with his finger.
……


Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!

Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?

Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory!

Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY.

There is a person, whose entire life is a legend. 
There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his brows 
There is a person, his name is Lin Fan. 
Everybody: “Lin Fan, I want to have your babies.” 
A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.

Thinking up to this point, Hong Dali hurriedly waved over a lackey. "Li Yang, what is the best phone on the market currently?"
"Smartphone?" Li Yang thought for a while and said, "The smartphone designed for the masses should be the Pear Phone, I think? The one that has a bite on it. Currently, the market price for it is 2,500 yuan and is considered to be the best phone for the masses. If you want something even better, you will have to tailor make it, like the phone you are using now, Young Master. Young Master, you want to change your smartphone?"
Hearing Hong Dali ask about smartphones, Li Nianwei was a bit curious too.
"Ah, haha, I just feel like squandering." Hong Dali laughed loudly and said, "Li Yang, go and help me buy… Yup, buy a hundred Pear Phones. I thought of a new idea to squander today!"
Li Yang left in bewilderment. While walking, he thought, Young Master thought of another new idea to squander today. I wonder what this new idea is. Buy a hundred Pear Phones? This item… Forget it, I shan't be bothered about it anymore. Young Master is a godly person, his wisdom isn't something that we lackeys can fathom!
Li Nianwei curiously asked, "Young Master, this idea of yours… Do you need our help?"
"Er…" He couldn't let anyone see what he was going to do, so Hong Dali decisively shook his head. "Ah, no need, no need. I'm just going to try out something, the rest of you just go and do your own stuff. Oh right, Sister Nianwei, when Hatsune Miku is created, how about opening a concert for you and Chuyin? Thinking about it, I haven't opened a concert in a very long time, hehe."
"Sure!" Upon hearing that she could do a concert again, especially that this time it was with Hatsune Miku, even with Li Nianwei's indifferent character, she was still excited. "That will be great. By that time, the concert will definitely be very lively."
"That's for sure. Previously, I was thinking that it wasn't worth your time joining those small competitions and such. Once Hatsune Miku is created, the masses will definitely be astonished! Haha!" Hong Dali's eyes were full of expectation. Hatsune Miku, coupled with the goddess-level singer Li Nianwei, hehe…
"Then, I shall thank you first, Young Master." Li Nianwei smiled and said.
The two of them waited for a while more. After 10 minutes or so, Li Yang came back carrying a large boxboard and panting heavily. "Young Master, I have bought back the Pear Phones you asked for. Puff… Puff… I wiped out the storage of three Pear Phone shops in the vicinity. Now, there isn't a single Pear Phone left to be found nearby, only their packaging is left."
"Good job!" Hong Dali delightedly said, "Reward, 10,000!"
"Thank you, Master!" Li Yang decisively bowed and thanked him.
"Haha, I shall go and tinker with it now." Hong Dali carried the boxboard into an individual small office. As he walked, he said, "Sister Nianwei, go and play with them first."
"OK, Young Master."
Upon entering the room, Hong Dali pulled down the curtains and locked the door. Then, he excitedly took out all of the smartphones in the box.
It wasn't an easy task to take out a hundred smartphones. He only completed it after a whole 10 minutes or so. Hong Dali wiped away his sweat. "I shall use these phones to test how my skill actually works."
Saying so, he picked one of the phones and walked to an empty area. Then, he silently said, "Breakdown!"
Speaking of which, it was really amazing. Under his watchful eyes, the phone in his hand floated in the air just like that. Then, with a Shua sound, it became a pile of spare parts. And in his hand, a black phone screen quietly lay there!
At the same time, the System interface in Hong Dali's mind also provided a caption for this screen—
"Perfect-grade smartphone screen. Special extra ability: Pressure resistant. It can easily withstand two tons of pressure and not suffer any damage."
What… What the heck, what kind of strong ability is this!
Just such a smartphone screen can actually withstand two tons of pressure smashing on it!
"This is good." Hong Dali laughed loudly. "From now on, my smartphone doesn't need any more screen protectors! Brouhaha!"
This ability is definitely very useful! Very useful indeed!
Let's continue!
PA! Another phone was broken down, this time it was a motherboard that remained. The System gave its caption again—
"Perfect-grade smartphone motherboard. Special extra ability: Water resistant. Even if it's in the process of charging and thrown into the water, nothing will happen to it."
Oh, hehe, this is awesome too. Smartphones are most afraid of being dropped onto the floor and into the water. With this water resistance, what do I still need to be afraid of… However, this ability feels quite average. The one I am using now is already waterproof—let's continue to breakdown!
PA! Another motherboard!
This time, the extra ability was awesome: "Super strong reception. It can receive satellite signals from anywhere in the world, no matter if there is interference or not."
Brouhaha! This one is better than the one just now! This ability is very useful. From now on, I don't need to be afraid if there's no reception in the elevators anymore, hahaha!
Looks like I did the right thing in picking this skill. Hahaha, this skill is really too awesome!
Hong Dali was overjoyed and continued to breakdown the smartphones—PA! It was a battery this time!
"Perfect-grade smartphone battery. Special extra ability: Super battery. It can better absorb and keep the electricity charged inside. Its battery capacity is five times that of a normal phone, and it will also never be damaged."
What the heck! What the heck!! What the heck!!!
Hong Dali's eyeballs almost popped out from staring at it!
This extra attribute is totally invincible! From now on, I will not need to be afraid that my smartphone will run out of battery anymore when I am reading novels in class! Five times the capacity of a normal battery! Brouhahahahaha! This time, I can read the novels anyway I like. I can read it from morning till night and don't have to worry that it will run out of battery!
This time, I will not just read novels, I will listen to songs too, I will watch videos too, I will even play games on it too! Didn't Liu Mingxin give me a Chess Cards account with unlimited game coins in it? This time, I'm going to play those games that will lose a billion coins with a bet of 100 million coins! I will lose from morning till night!
Hong Dali was overjoyed and continued to breakdown the smartphones!
After that, the items were all roughly the same types. Basically, they had all kinds of awesome abilities. After he broke down all the hundred smartphones, in the end, Hong Dali took out his limited edition smartphone that cost over a hundred thousand yuan and broke it down!
PA! Unexpectedly, the item that was less left this time was the outer cover of the smartphone. He thought that it would be a motherboard or a battery…
However, when Hong Dali saw the caption for the cover, he was instantly astonished!
"Perfect-grade smartphone outer cover. Special extra ability: Water resistant, super pressure resistant, a nouveau riche appearance."
"Water resistant: Can be used normally in the water without fear of battery discharge or damage to the interior components."
"Super pressure resistant: It can sustain the pressure of 50 tons and not be damaged, there will not even be a scratch on it."
"Nouveau riche appearance: The entire phone body is the luxurious and kind nouveau riche golden color, extremely beautiful and artistic."
OK, looks like the third extra ability is purely to fill in the numbers—but I like it!
Now that I have this nouveau riche appearance outer cover, combined with all those awesome extra attributes… Next time, if anyone dares to offend me, I will just use this smartphone as a brick to smash him! And I will definitely not need to worry that there will be damage to the smartphone!
After all the phones were broken down, Hong Dali chose meticulously and obtained the following perfect-grade spare parts:
One perfect-grade motherboard, extra attribute: Super reception, able to receive satellite reception from any place.
One perfect-grade screen, extra attribute: Super pressure resistant, able to withstand 50 tons of pressure(this one is better than the first one).
One perfect-grade battery, extra attribute: Super battery, have a battery capacity that is five times that of a normal smartphone battery.
One perfect-grade outer cover and a perfect-grade camera, extra attribute: Super electric eye, 80 million pixels.
Having these perfect-grade parts, Hong Dali couldn't bear to wait anymore. He placed all of the parts on his hand. "Machine assemble!"
Thus, all of these parts flew up and gathered in the air. With a PA sound, a super cool nouveau riche golden streamlined smartphone came into existence.
This nouveau riche golden smartphone was practically the fighter jet amongst smartphones. The whole smartphone body was as big as a palm, a super big screen that was 5.8 inches and had the most incredible parts out of all the smartphones that he broke down. Even the pickiest person wouldn't be able to find a single fault on this phone!
And when Hong Dali saw the caption for this smartphone from the System, he was totally astonished!
"Perfect-grade smartphone: All of the parts are perfect-grade. When combined, the performance increased again. It now also has a super-large interior memory capacity of 2,048 GB, and also a surround stereo sound speaker."
Actually, this wasn't much, just that the performance was enhanced. What caused Hong Dali to be surprised was the next factor.
"This smartphone can undergo a second transformation, one more independent perfect-grade part can be attached to it."
This condition is very awesome!
It can attach another independent perfect-grade part to it!
That means to say that if I have a better part next time, I can just install it on this smartphone!
That means, this smartphone can still be upgraded! What shall I put on it next time? A lighter? A nail-cutter? An electronic scale?
Speaking of which, such a gorgeous phone suddenly shooting out a small fire after a PA sound, that will be very cool, won't it!
Brouhaha! I shan't care so much anymore, this item is enough for me. Next time, if there is something good, then I will just install it on this smartphone!
Now that Hong Dali had already gotten this super awesome and majestic smartphone, his mood was super good.
He then casually assembled a few more perfect-grade smartphones. As for the remaining spare parts… Hong Dali randomly picked one up to have a look. The caption that the System gave was: "A damaged spare part. A normal spare part that was left after being broken down. Can't be used."
Oh, so it's considered damaged. Rubbish, just throw them all away!
Speaking of which, there were only four to five types of important components for a smartphone. Hong Dali gathered all of the remaining perfect-grade parts together and assembled another 20 or so perfect-grade smartphones. Then, he brought them out of the room and shouted, "Sister Nianwei, Sister Xiaoyi, come and collect your phones! Haha!"


"I have to squander; otherwise, won't it be a waste of my parent's talent at earning money?" Hong Dali answers a reporter's question matter-of-factly. 

Just after the interview ends, Hong Dali opens the Great Prodigal System's interface and looks at the various good stuff displayed in it. Stroking his chin, he mumbles to himself, "I just need to squander 200 billion yuan more to exchange for the blueprint of the core technology, Engine Destruction, found in the strongest humanoid mecha weapon, Neo Granzon. Looks like I'll have to work harder!"

"I want to splurge! I want to squander!"


After the system initialises Angela notices two tabs have appeared in the top right side of her vision. Thinking back to the novels she read in her past life Angela remembers that this is quite a common trope; although usually these novels start in some sort of civilisation.

Angela tries nearly all the methods she remembers from the novels she had read but after trying every single one she is nearly in tears as none of them work. She has tried willing it open, asking it to open, meditating and... well you get the point. Dejectedly sitting on the bed, a sudden idea comes to Angela: couldn't she just point at it. As obvious as it sounds she can't recall a single novel in which the protagonist had to do this.

To her surprise, it actually works. "I suppose it must look pretty silly" Angela remarks to herself before turning her attention to the newly opened tab labeled 'general'. This tab shows Angela's stats as expected but rather than the usual qi, chi or energy the resource shown was called 'anima'.

[General:

Name: Angela Snow

Age: 17

Hp: 100

Attack: 0-1

Defence: 0

Stamina: 50

Cultivation method: N/A

Cultivation stage: mortal rank 1

Anima: 10/100 (+0.1/h)

Creation value: 1]

The last stat is also new to Angela but as she didn't see anything else that explains it she points at a little red X to close the window; turning her attention to the second one, labelled 'creation'. Once again pointing at it to open, a new window fills her view. This window has a few tabs down the side with plenty of room for more. The tabs currently accessible to view are 'earth', 'life' and 'structure' and Angela points at the earth tab, causing a couple new options to pop up.

[1m³ dirt: 1 anima
1m³ sand: 2 anima
1m³ clay: 3 anima
???: locked (reach 20m² to unlock)
???: locked (unlock conditions unknown)]

Angela points at dirt and the window disappears while a small window appears in the top right, it reads [please select a location] with a little red cross in the top right; presumably a cancel button. Grumbling a little at the pointing mechanic Angela goes to point at the middle of the room but stops, scolding herself; she was about to put a huge pile of dirt in the middle of her only room. After thinking about where else she can put it she has an idea. she then goes to the door, opens it up and points at the void next to her feet.

Suddenly, a dirt cube spontaneously appears, startling Angela. She didn't know what she expected but she definitely expected the appearance to be less sudden. Moments after the cube appeared (while Angela was still inspecting her new creation) a ding sounds out and a pop up appears, along with a new tab next to general and creation.

Angela reads the pop up and gets visibly excited at the final few words: [Achievement: my first creation, reward: +0.1 anima/h]. Putting aside the new tab for now Angela quickly opens up the general tab to double check her reward.

[Name: Angela Snow
...
Anima: 9.1/100 (+0.2/h)
Creation value: 1.1]

Along with the increase in anima rate Angela is surprised to see that the creation value has increased (presumably from placing the dirt), though she still doesn't know the purpose of it and so she pushes any questions she has about it to the back of her head.

Remembering the new tab Angela starts to close general before opening it up but is interrupted half way by a grumble coming from her own stomach. Angela blushes despite the absence of other people, however her expression of embarrassment quickly changes to one of worry as she remembers that she doesn't have any food. She flounders for a moment before deciding to open up the creation menu and switch to the life tab.

[Life:

grade one blood wheat: 3 anima
grade one soul fruit: 4 anima
grade one spirit rice: 5 anima
???: locked (cultivate 20 batches of blood wheat to unlock)
???: locked (unlock conditions unknown)]

Angela reads the options and frowns. With the rate at which she gains anima it would take 15 hours just to get the cheapest blood wheat; not to mention at the moment she has no way of processing it into something she recognises as food. It would seem that unless she finds some way of either gaining more anima or cultivating these crops she would have to live on as little as one fruit a day.

Choosing the soul fruit as it seems the most suitable Angela is surprised to see that, rather than the placement popup she got with the dirt, she instead has a window with a description of the fruit.

[Grade one soul fruit: 
One of the most basic fruits grown in many Xianxia worlds. The soul fruit satiates both hunger and thirst with a beneficial effect to mortal rank cultivation speed. Despite its many benefits however, the taste of this fruit leaves much to be desired and has even been dubbed as 'mud ball' by many cultivators.
A soul fruit tree will yield one soul fruit per week at a consistent rate.
In order to grow a soul fruit tree the seed must be planted in a 20/80 sand dirt mixture with the pointed tip facing downwards. It must then be watered 3 times a day with 1L each time until the tree reaches the hight of 3m, at which point it will begin absorbing the heaven and earth qi to sustain itself.]

Our protagonist dies at a young age to an unfortunate accident but is startled when she then wakes up in a small wooden shack. 
Opening the door, what she sees, or rather doesn't see, shocks her...
Big Bang System initialising.

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{Earth 2019, February 28th}
"A sham again." Saying so Dean threw the book in his hand to his bed as he walked out of his room in frustration.
Life was extremely lacklustre for Dean.
How there came a point where life seemed extremely colourless for him?
There was simply nothing interesting to him anymore in life.
Maybe it was due to his hobby being a major influence, or maybe it was because he had no friends because of how he looked.
His only comfort was his PC- which contained the bookmark of all his favourite anime, manga, novel, and collections of games he played.
Being a loner, these were the only thing he had to be called friends.
He wanted more than being in a normal world. The amount of time he spent on his hobby made him desire a world with magic to master the very elements or a world with Qi to cultivate and become immortal.
Yet the truth was harsh, and he was stuck in here, amongst normality.
He had brought a book named 'Ritual of wishes' from an antique store while passing by it yesterday. He had closed his eyes and made the wish to transport to a magical world.
However, when he opened his eyes he realised he had just lost the money he spent on the book.
He knew the book was a scam, but still, a part of him wanted it to be true, hence the reason why he bought it.
Dragging his heavy body out of the door he to go out and buy some snacks for his all-nighter.
He pulled his head back into his hood seeing the glazing sun of noon.
He walked on the pavement watching the cars go by.
The traffic was much higher due to it being lunch break for most people working.
Suddenly a shrill scream awakened him from his daze.
"Ahh! My bag!" He turned around to see what was happening.
"Get out of my way fat-ass!" However, before he could do anything he felt a heavy force hitting his shoulders, pushing him back.
He saw a man grunting as he ran past him holding a bag that definitely belonged to a woman.
Before he could react he felt a loud horn followed by something hitting him heavily. Next thing he remembered was flying amidst intense pain, then he lost his conscious.
He felt warmth filling him.
He slowly opened his eyes.
He was inside a white room.
Standing in front of him was a person who he could only describe in 2 words.
Smoking Hot!
Her blonde silky hair matched perfectly with the brilliant white chiton cloth. Strangely an aura of warmth and happiness radiated from her.
However, her concerned face did not match with her presence.
Her blaring blue eyes fell upon him.
"Oh, you are awake." A sweet voice entertained his ears.
The women in front of him tried putting a smile on her face. However, he could see it failing due to the worry and concern taking a major portion of her emotions.
"This may come as a shock to you, but I am sorry you died!" The women apologised in front of him.
Strangely instead of feeling shocked or scared, he was extremely calm and serene.
The women waited for a while before saying. "You took that extremely well for a mortal, Dean?"
For the first time since he woke up, he opened his mouth. "You have no idea how many times I have envisioned and practised for this scenario. So, it is normal for me to be calm." I replied proudly that my otaku training paid off.
The moment I saw her weird clothing and the weird room I was in; I had felt a rush of excitement. This was what I have been waiting for my whole life.
The women paused for a while, probably doing what all gods do in novels at this time "That is true. You are a strange one, Dean, practising and longing after something you could maybe have never got." The women smiled awkwardly amidst her worries, after probably reading his mind.
"Umm, can you please tell me what happened?" I asked respectfully while keeping my mind clear of any thoughts.
Usually, in many novels, scenarios like this often lead to the MC being in the presence of a divinity. The first rule when in front of divinity is to be aware that they can read your mind.
The women tried pulling a smile again before saying "Well there wasn't much to it, you simply died after that thief pushed you into an oncoming car. Then you are here."
"Did I come here because I died too early or something along the line? Or was it because of that weird ritual book?" I asked excitedly, this was how the novels usually went.
The beautiful divine being looked at him strangely for a moment, before giggling. "No Dean. You died where and when you were meant to. Also, that book was a sham."
"Then why I am I here?" Dean asked her in confusion.
The women in front of him suddenly brought her serious face-up. "Dean, can you please help me out?"
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The goddess Lucy or also known as The Almighty One here had requested him to become her champion and with the help of her other champions to defeat the dark one, threatening the existence of all being in one of her world.
Apparently the gods themselves cannot act due to their mere presence causing more destruction to the world than the ones they are trying to stop. So instead they choose champions who act for them.
The other gods had chosen their champions, however, they all failed to accomplish their mission and perish. Hence they all turned towards Lucy.
She had chosen him because of his extremely strong soul, which was needed as a vessel to carry her power.
Ultimately Dean had agreed to her request, due to this being one of his lifelong dreams.
The only problem was he was stuck in the body of an infant. The reason being along the line of his power needs to gradually grow along with him or something.
Lucy had apparently dropped him in a remote village, where he can safely grow in power. She promised him he will be safe till someone took him in.
Lying amidst the thick comfort of the blanket, Dean still could not believe he was in a situation he has always been desiring,
Before being sent here Lucy had warned him of the extreme danger of the world and not to take it lightly. He naturally understood, after all, it wouldn't be an easy world if the gods had to send multiple champions to take care of their problems and still fail. 
"System are you there?" He mentally asked while waiting for someone in the village to notice him as the sun slowly rose.
"I am here host. What would you like from me?" The system was the blessing, or the power Lucy had given him.
"Show me my status." Excitement welled upon him as suddenly a blue screen appeared in front of him.
[Name-Dean
Race-Human
Age-0
Level-0
Health-1/1
Stamina-1/1
Magi-0/0]
He understood the reason why his health and stamina being low due to him being an infant. But what was all this about his magi being zero as well.
"System why is my magi 0?" Dean asked.
"Host hasn't activated the magi particles in him hence its 0." Hearing the response Dean became quiet for a while before moving on.
"Can you show me the menu, System?" Dean requested the intelligent system.
[Status][Stats][Skills][Quest][Inventory][Shop]
To his dismay inventory was greyed out meaning he could not access it.
"System why is the inventory blocked?"
"Host has to unlock the inventory." The system replied back in an annoyed voice as if implying is that not obvious.
"How do I unlock it then?" He asked back in equal annoyance.
"When I judge it's the right time." The A.I of the system replied before going silent no matter how much outcry Dean poured out.
Realising it is futile he decided to explore each of his available options.
First, he chose stats.
[Physcial-0.01
Agility-0.01
Spiritual-0]
[Stat points-0]
"System can you explain these stats to me?" Dean asked the system mentally.
"Sure host. Physical represents your overall physical condition. Improving it means improving your overall physical condition like how much you can lift, how much force you can exert in 1 punch, your health etc. Increase this if you want to be an extremely buff person.
Agility represents your nimbleness along with your finesse interactions with delicate or small objects. Improving it means increasing how well you can control your limbs, movement speed, your stamina etc. Increase this if you want to be an extremely agile or dexterous person.
Spiritual represent your control over non-physical matters. Increasing this means increase control or capacity over spiritual matters. Increase this if you want to be like a mage. Remember increasing this is pointless if you have not managed to unlock it first.
Stat points are points used to increase your stats manually. They can be earned from levelling up and quest rewards.
Remember stats can also be increased by training them or from other methods or resources."
It did not take long for him to understand the stat screen due to his previous experience with playing games.
Quickly he went back and chose the next option, skills.
However, what he saw next dismayed him.
[Skill points 0]
It was empty with just 1 line.
"System why is the skill section empty?"
"Because you need to acquire skills either by training or by buying them from the store."
"Then what is the skill points for?"
"To improve the grade of your skills. Skill points can only be earned from level-ups and from quest rewards."
"Grade?" He asked in confusion.
"Skills, items, and many other things are categorised in grades. There are 8 grades: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet and Rainbow.
A Rainbow grade item/skill is unimaginably more powerful than their red grade counterpart." Having understood the explanation Dean moved onto the next section quest.
Unfortunately, he did not have any quest hence it was empty, so he moved onto the next thing, shop.
[Search:          ]
[System Coin-0]
Before he could ask the system answered his questions "Think of what you want according to their grade host and I will display the result to you.
However, to buy anything from the store host is required to have system coin, which you can acquire from completing quests."
Dean following what the system told him and thought of an item and what grade he wanted them to be.
Suddenly the screen showed the result.
[Pill of Magi(Red)-Unlocks the magi particle in you.
Cost- 10 SC]
Dean sighed seeing the price.
Suddenly he was awoken from his concentration by a sudden shout "SERENA! Come here quickly!"

A Soul who became lazy over time has to now try and not die for 25 years before he can go back to his home, where he can be as lazy and not be subjected to more tests and trials.
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I was, No! It will be better to say Paul Blanch was an 18 years old boy spending his life with any goal in life. He was finishing high school without knowing what to do only following the trend imposed by society, having a very boring life.


The only place to escape in his monotonous life was his own mind. When he had a little of free time he will read some books and imagine himself as the main character of the story. First starting with western books and finally thanks to the recommendation of a friend, he started watching anime. Being Shingeki no Kyogyn his first, later he continued reading manga that was more advanced than the anime and finally the last step to light and web novels.


One curious fact was that at first, he didn't like fanfiction, they were like copies done by non-professionals and knowing the trash that did some professionals, so it will be normal to novel people to do it worst. But when he started reading them, he liked them the most because they show you more possibilities of a single story, improving some aspects and even correcting others (even when the majority are shit like there's a big possibility that this fanfic will turn). Also, he fell empathic because there's a lot of people that thought the same way as him, imaging and living these stories.


Another fact that it must be highlighted is that when he started reading Chinese novels ( he started first reading Japanese) he really like it but after reading 5, he would confuse them, especially their start and never know what novel what is.


One manga and novel that he really liked was Douluo Dalu or Soul land, at least it was very simple to differentiate with the spirit cultivation and the name of the protagonists was easy to remember (yeah I know how to count up to 3, and I don't know why I write novels because I never read it) and the development and fighting in them.


He especially liked the first Douluo because it was a simple life without being too technologically developed. Instead of the highly technological of the others (I hate mechas! If you want something big, resistant, and fully armed, the human figure is never the correct body to do it).


When he wasn't doing anything he always though of reincarnating and living in that world sometimes being the protagonist, others being Yu Xiaogang and changing the ending being with Bibi Dong, even there's a time when he dreams of being reincarnated as a girl being the little sister of one of the 7 devils and there was also the time thinking a little pervert, having a spirit that was his own body known as 9 Goddess Body that can't absorb spirit rings so he is rated as trash but at last learn that he can create spirit ring having S with women, improving their spirit and him gaining and ability of mimic a low grade of their spirit cultivating- Having and harem of 9 women, one will be and OC that will be his childhood friend that cannot cultivate, other needed to be Bai Chenxiang breaking her 38 and also RongRong improving her spirit to the 9... and finally ascending, thinking about that the girls and women were always described beautifully and that the protagonists of the saga only choose one when and harem was a very viable option. (WOW I think that a say too much and all lost the main story so let's return to it).


Like everything, this starts with a start only that this start is an ending, the ending of Paul Blanch and the birth of me. One life finishes creating another one, creating a new path and changing fate.


One day Paul was returning from school, walking on the same street as always and crossing the street when suddenly, a loud noise of a truck horn was heard. Without time to turn his head, he fainted due to a heart attack, watching the truck running in front of him waving his hand to some people, he closed his eyes to not open again while cursing that it's prohibited to claxon in a city, at least Paul Blanch eyes closed forever.

Observe how Ning Bai, big brother of Ning Rongrong aim to be at the top. 

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After a finally shaking off the guard, I proceeded towards my destination-Cafeteria, as I call it. There were two reasons why I specifically chose this destination: First- the place where there are most people at this time of the day is supposedly cafeteria. Second- i was super hungry despite literally devouring a whole body. But it makes sense that I'm hungry on the other hand. I mean I didn't just digest that body and be done with it. No. I… well, my skill reformed a whole body that I currently have. And that should need quite a bit of energy.
Ah, yes. Energy. The energy in this world, like in all other novels that I've read, is something similar to Mana. Except for the thing that it's separated into different grades and kinds/species/forms. The grades, respectively from lowest to highest, are Mortal, Profound, Arch, Heavenly, Deus. Mortal energy forms that are known are for example fire, electricity. For Profound grade there Chi, Qi and similar energies that you'd see in fantasy/cultivation novels back on earth. Arch grade energies are something like Chakra, Borali and other. There is also another interesting fact about Arch level energies. Its that when human, or any other creature reaches, or let's say, are able to use it, they supposedly are separated from lower creatures and are granted a title from heaven that best suits them. And also there is a tribulation that you need to defeat annually. Now about heavenly grade energy. This is a little bit interesting. And the most unbelievable thing about it is…
"What you'll eat?" asked the female demon responsible for distributing food. Although I wasn't attracted to horns and fins that she had, apparently, she is a big beauty, because of every male demon staring at her and drooling while receiving their food.
"Uhm, Some meat, grilled, would be good." I tried to sound confident, even though I didn't know if there's grilled food. But when I saw her strange gaze and watched her pulling some delicious looking meat in human standards, I remembered that demons usually eat raw meat, especially lower grade demons like imps and etc.
"There yea goes," she said as she gave me a pretty big chunk of meat. So I got my food and found secluded, but not suspiciously one, place. Also close enough so I could hear other demons speaking.
"Did you hear, Lark yesterday robbed a human village on his expedition. Damn, I'm so envious. He probably got some bitches to play with."
"For sure he did. Why do you think he wasn't seen from yesterday night? "
"Yeah, I wish I could **** some human trash. Especially young ones too."
"I know, I know. I too love watching them scream while fucking them, then eating their still warm and beating hearts, huehehe" said a demon that was a member of species known as "Heartbreakers".
*Boom*
Suddenly I heard someone crashing right next to me. When I looked over, I saw a female demon, that was beautiful even in my standards. She had long red hair, big lips, and eyes and was in a sexy outfit. If you overlook that she had four arms and scales in some parts, its possible to want to fuck her. Well, she was beautiful. 'Was' because she got bashed so hard, that three of her four arms were broken, her face mangled and her whole body covered in lacerations.
" You bitch, how dare you to bite me. You should feel honored to be able to serve me."
Well, and there he was. How there are nobles and fat pricks in human society, so there are also some in demon one. The fatass that was nearing me, well rather than me, he was nearing that bashed demoness. But when he saw that there is some variant in his way, his steps slightly halted. I noticed that he was questioning me if I'll interfere with his business, with his gaze. I indicated that's it all good. The demon got confident from somewhere unknown. Well, you might say that I'm a cruel and sadistic piece of shit for not helping lad… ehhhh.  Demoness in trouble, but I have reasons to be like that.
First- I'm too weak, although the fat noble demon is very weak, he had some not so weak bodyguards standing nearby.
Second- I don't know that demoness. Maybe she is some slave or criminal.
Third and most important- I don't give a fuck. That's not my buseness., as long as that doesn't interfere with my life, I won't invite trouble to my home for anything.
When the demon noble got near the demoness, I didn't even watch. But soon I heard some appetite killing noises. So I picked my food and moved farther.
And just when I was going to sit on my new chair…
"Hey, friend. Watch where you going."- some fucking bastard just showed me to the side and even said his unfunny sarcastic remarks.
" hahaha, hehehe" laughter came at me from all over.
While the demon, his species I didn't know, but he looked like a weakling, was laughing from me(and it was also this demon that showed me aside) I just simply walked towards him. When I was close enough, I grabbed him by his neck and lifted him into the air. When I saw his shocked face that was screaming "How dare you to treat me like this?" I smirked and swung my arm as hard as I could and threw him into the nearby wall that got destroyed from the impact. But something ticked inside me. Everyone was just watching me like they saw a maniac. Just when I wanted to ask what's with them, I heard a loud boom coming from the direction of the destroyed wall. Just when managed to turn my head enough to glimpse at it, I saw a huge blurry shadow, which got near me at supersonic speed, at least in my perspective. Then I felt huge force forcing itself inside my body, and get blown outwards my back. When I understood what's happening, I already was flying through the sky. When I landed,  I heard and felt someone stepping on my head.
"You weak shit, you dare to treat me like this?"
I managed to somehow glimpse at him. What I saw was the same demon that I threw into the wall. Except that now he had bulging muscles, big horns, huge claws, a, d fury-filled eyes.
"Ah yes, 'Masked Bull' race. A race that usually looks weak, but if you injure them or just anger them, they get an effect similar to Berserker Demon race.
" Die Bitch" with those words, I saw a huge foot coming towards my face, and then… black.

Explosions, blood,severed body parts and more gore - not what you would expect to see in the last moments of your life. Well, that's what happened for Felix Drah.But he did not die-
"Where the fuck am I?"
Dark. Darkness was all he can see.
Then he heard voice so sweet that you probably would not mind dying to hear it again - "Congratulations Speciment Nr.3412. You've Completed The First Phase. Please choose your rewards."
...And that is how began the story of a man, no, monster to be exact, later known as "Crimson Pulse"
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Took a while for him to stop hearing a buzzing sound in his ears, his eyes were hurting and his whole body as aching. Matt felt like he had run a marathon, his muscles were sore and twitching while blue and white lightning energy crackled from them. The pain started to subside after a while after which he noticed that his fingers were digging into the tree that he was leaning on, bending the hard wooden bark on it like he was pushing into some soft cardboard. He pulled his hand away to examine it, everything felt surreal at the moment all of his senses felt like they were enhanced as he had a problem in focusing his vision on it.

"Okay let's calm down..."

Matt had a habit of talking to himself, probably because he never had many people to talk to back in his previous world, spending most of his time at the computer screen and just surviving through his workday without interacting with his coworkers all that much. He was a classic introvert, nothing special.

He felt the information insert itself into his brain, which was a lot of gibberish at first but after a while, he managed to piece it together as it was mostly information about the world he was in right now. He found out that he was in isekai of sorts, the planet was similar to earth but a lot bigger, closer to the size of the sun, quite huge. There were quite a few moons surrounding this planet, which he could even see now in daylight as they were quite close by, some looking green some gray and others red.

After shaking off the sweat and snot, surprisingly his clothes weren't covered in the black blood sludge that was covering the ground, guess they had some self cleaning enchantment on it or something, which he would probably confirm after checking out is equipment screen and so he did.

*Um... status?*

He thought to himself as the screen popped up in front of him, he tried playing around with it managing to enlarge it with his fingers if he wanted it swiping at it as you would on a tablet screen, though he noticed that if he thought about it the screens and prompts would change to suit his needs without any hand movement. 

*Oh neat, will take some time to get used to.*

 
Name : Zhang Dong
Affiliation : Zhang Clan
Spirit Points :  9999
Cultivation Base Qi : Core Formation [Early Stage 0%] (Lightning Core)
Cultivation Base Body : Foundation Establishment [Middle Stage 0%] (Silver Body)
Techniques : Lightning Qi cultivation art, Silver Body Arts, Thunderlight Sword, Thunder Movement Art...
Dao :  Dao of Heavenly Lightning, Dao of Smithing and Crafting
Other :  Senior Aura
 

Matt read through the status screen, it had a lot more entries now than it previously had which piqued his interest a bit. He was mostly a gaming guy but in his off time he did read a couple of Xianxia and  Wuxia type novels, though he was more of a western than eastern fantasy type of guy as he always got confused with the naming sense in those novels and had to reread it to actually know who was interacting with who, plus the tragedy of coming back to an old novel and not knowing what the hell was even going on anymore was a real thing.

*Okay guess we are going with a cultivation system, the stage kind of one...*

The status screen showed him basic stats but nothing too specific, so he hovered his finger over the cultivation base which made it go into a bit more detail. 

Cultivation Base Qi : Core Formation

Cultivation Realm: Early Stage 0%

Foundation type: Heavenly Lightning Foundation(Immortal Grade)

Core type: Lightning Core (Immortal Grade)

*Immortal grade huh?*

He somehow knew what that meant as the information was dumped into his head just a few moments ago so he knew about the grading system, it went on from Common, Mortal, Earth, Heaven, Immortal, Celestial Immortal and then finally Eternal. Though from what he could tell on this planet Immortal grade was the cream of the crop, also those ranks had sub ranks ranging from low grade to perfect grade. 

He also tapped the spirit point tab, finding out in the description that it was the name of this systems point system and he could spend them in various ways to increase his level, he could increase his cultivation base directly but he could also spend it on his support skills and techniques plus the system gave him a tip that he could increase all of his skills the old fashioned way as he gained said points if he did it himself.

He tabbed out of that screen and noticed a colorful blinding icon, that had a glowing sword and shield and a sack with hat looked like to be spirit stones.

*God damn, does this thing have a cash shop?*

He clicked the icon and it brought him to a cash shop screen, it looked like your regular free to play, mmorpg kind of cash shop with a search bar, on the left side he could see all the tabs like 'Magic Treasures' 'Spirit Herbs' 'Items' 'Weapons' 'Cultivation Techniques' and the sorts, while on the right side he could see the descriptions and the costs, they all had various costs ranging from 10 SP for some low grade common pills to millions and billions for some Immortal and beyond ones.

*God damn it, what kind of scam is this running, how am I supposed to get a million Spirit Points? Do they grow on trees? Can I suck them from some voluptuous babes bosom? wait... I hope you can do that..."

But soon he would find out one way of getting them as he suddenly felt a jolt run through his spine which made him turn around. He saw the unsuspecting bunny with the horn staring at him, his eyes red and out for blood. As he was staring at the creature he noticed that it wasn't just a regular-sized rabbit it was more wolf sized. Which to him was quite huge and as he blinked the creature decided to charge at him, horn first after giving out a high pitched scream.

"Wait... Mr. Rabbit lets talk about this like civilized people..."

Matt gulped as he wasn't much of a fighter, going through his life without having actually fought anyone, at most he got into shouting matches with some people but that didn't really count for much. So being the heavenly god of destruction that he was, the Senior that all his juniors look up to... he just froze in place like a brick. The monster rabbit didn't stop as it gained speed and momentum but our godly senior just stood there while sweating profusely.

*Is this it... am I going to get done in by Bugs Bunny here... I'm still a virgin for Christ sake...*

As the impending doom in the shape of a sharp horn was flying at his face he finally mustered up some courage to push his legs to try to dodge, but he wasn't dodging to the side, he was far to untrained for that to happen as he propelled himself backward. Though not being used to his new bodies enhanced stats he lost his balance the ground caved in and he did a back flip hitting the demon spawn of a rabbit right in the body promptly turning the creature into meat paste while he himself flew 50 meters back and hitting the tree on his way which broke in half as his face hit it, he tumbled a ways back before coming to a stop, he was on his back with his legs back while his butt was showing and his knees were resting on the ground next to his shoulders, if you didn't know what was going on you might think he was presenting his rear end to his lover or something. 

[Frenzied Rabbit Slain ( Qi Condensation 6th stage ) Earned 50 Spirit Points]

The story was moved to the Novel section as I made the mistake of placing it in the fan-fic section. Had to change the name too, Sorry for the inconvenience.

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It all started after I received that weird email...

What? click the boxes to select the body type?

Want me to select a starting point?

Let me put in the name and be done with this, it's getting late...

I always was bad with Chinese names... how about... Zhang Dong ... Hehe...

Wait why is everything going dark...

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