(1) Seduction Game

Translator:
BlackBoxTL

(2) Wounded Ego

Translator:
Onigiri TLife

All novels are completely transferred over. They are all complete. 

Obviously not mine, for reading purposes only.

More are on the way to be moved over.

Jingyi is a big fan of BL. The number of BL novels she has read is equal to the number of female characters she has cursed.
One day, when Jingyi's curses get too out-of-hand, the God of love decides to make a move and turns her into the female characters she has cursed. Jumping from one novel to another, Jingyi experiences the lives of the villains in the BL.

Hey guys, 
I forgot. Some time ago I used to do an 'interview' with an amazing BL newsletter on scribblehub. Please check it out if you want to (great recommendations there): https://www.scribblehub.com/series/217122/boys-love-newsletter/
Anyways, I thought why not post it here too. You can read it or not, it's up to you. Also, this really will be the last update, I won't be trying to beat a dead horse up to its leg over and over again and call upon Frozen Milk's rage to try to break through the fictional, dimensional or whatever barrier to strangle me to death. Thank you.


How did you get into writing BL?
Honestly, I can't remember at all how I got into BL in the first place, but I still vividly remember what made me want to write a BL story. The side story of svsss of airplane bro the author and the villain aka luo binghe's dad. The humour in that and airplane's character was just so hilarious that I was like, damn I gotta write something like this as well.

And the idea of making it BL would only fuel the comedy, cough pardon I mean wannabe bs comedy, so there were more opportunities to make it more trashy. Now, here we are, writing a bs story that's BL but also not and now working on the second book of the series...

Among your own stories, do you have a favorite? Why? Why not if you can't pick one?
Haha, I've only got one BL novel published, some fanfic and another novel that's a dark female-led revenge story, but I'm also writing on two new stories, so not sure if I can properly answer this question but well, out of all my stories it's definitely this BL one whose name I refuse to write because it's super cringy and I will forever regret naming it this. Please silently crucify me for my bad naming sense...

The reason why I like it is definitely the comedy, the lightheartedness and the characters. All my other stories (minus the fanfics pls heaven don't let me mention it anymore) are rather dark, sometimes gory, tragic, full of suffering etc you get the gist. So this one was very refreshing (altho it does have a small arc that's rather darker in tone) and I'm very surprised what an absolutely, unbelievably funny person I am capable of writing such a masterpiece that's the embodiment of humour (yes, that was sarcastic haha)

What do you like most about BL?
To be honest, I don't like romance at all however there's something about BL that just makes me want to root for the couple. Maybe because it's rather seen as something 'forbidden' (since most people still aren't accepting towards BL), I don't know if that makes sense but I'm someone who likes 'forbidden' things, cough, yes I'm revealing all my kinks here. No need to thank me for this unnecessary info.

But honestly, I think what I like most about BL is the way it's written, the way the relationships are developed and unfolded. The kinks, plot developments or relationships are portrayed a certain way that appeals to my taste. I think what I also like about BL is that it doesn't shy away from certain themes or plot use that can be seen as dark, immoral or 'bad'. Ah, I don't know how to explain it but now I seem like a total perverted weirdo or my guilty pleasures are rather....?

As a reader, what are your favorite BL novels?
Honestly, I could just ramble on and on about all of my favourite novels, away with all the other questions! No place for you here!

Definitely hands down one of my favourite novels, in general, are 'The Earth is Online' and now 'Card Room'. Both of them are just so good I can't describe them in words. Like the kind of good that drenches your whole body in honey and after you wash it away, voila smooth and supple skin (yeah, that didn't make sense). Both novels are, to be honest quite similar however card room is a bit more lighthearted and less focused on romance, there's very little of it in there, but they care more about the plot and that's what I like. I'm kinda into those survival games, horror and (post) apocalyptic stories and those two fit perfectly. The MCs and MLs (as well as the side characters) are great (such a power couple) and the overall rising stakes of the story makes you excited and wanting more.

Another BL novel I came to like, I just finished reading it, is 'Escape Infinite Chambers'. It falls into the darker genres as well but the plot is very good and I'm still broken from the ending or the story overall. I know there are some people who don't like it due to some problematic things in the beginning but I think after closing an eye about it, the rest of the story will leave you wanting more. I still won't forgive the author for the ending tho, it's a HE, but still, I'm completely shattered...

Let me squeeze another thing in, I really like Meatbun doesn't eat meat as an author. Her story 2ha, I did like but there was too much suffering and vicious knives for me to have it as my favourite, but what I absolutely adore about the story is the author's damn godly smut writing ability. I'm sorry, I know the smut in the chapters are rather non-consensual but it's 'forbidden' and is perfectly my taste. I tried reading her other novel but haven't gotten far so I don't know how the smut fares there but dammit, meatbun ruined me, I've read some other BL where the reviews say the smut is written great but honestly none of it can compare to meatbun's writing ability! I'm thirsty for the way she describes the steamy scenes ugh (if anyone knows amazingly written BL smut, do let me know~)

What is the scene or moment you are most proud in the entirety of your story (ies)? Some stylistic writer accomplishment or a plot twist or a specific character? Something that was super hard to write or something you just adore to death for no reason whatsoever? Why?
Will I be bragging if I say the entirety of the story is what I'm proud of?
Honestly, I always thought I wasn't a funny person, so it surprised me to see that people find it hilarious. Of course, there are also a lot of things I do regret and wish I would've written differently, but I adore this story a lot.

The thing I'm most proud of is when the villain is revealed and joins the harem, like hell, I got no idea how I managed to write that chapter and pulled of a plot twist like this. It still baffles me what my brain was thinking at that time. It just... I don't know, blows my mind for the entirety of the story because while proofreading and editing, I kept thinking 'did I really write this?' 'How the hell did I write this?' 'How in the world did I come up with this?'

Make a tiny character theater here where the MC and ML of your main (or most favorite) story meet with you, the Author, for the very first time. What would they tell you if they knew what you did to them throughout the book! ( ノ ¬ Д¬)ノ
Profanities and crude language below, sorry, also don't get confused about the names of the characters...it's supposed to be comedy *cries*

Frozen Milk: I see... I see, see, see...

Author (Me): ... what do you see?

Frozen Milk: *slowly stands up from the chair, walks to author, puts his hands on author's shoulders* *suddenly eyes turn bloodshot* I see that... you fucking piece of rotten wood are responsible for this brilliant creator's, me here, misfortune! What did you think you are doing huh? Did you drink an abundance of energy drinks, jumped from a bridge, ripped out your heart, had to sell your soul to the devil, flushed down your poop the wrong way so that it floated up and up and up again, to create such a fucking shitty trash story? Did a small misfortune of yours justify your sadistic crave to make the entirety of my life hell?

Author: *sweats* I... don't think your life is that bad though...

Frozen Milk: I can see it again... the absolute bullshit you're splattering everywhere! Screw you! How dare you be my fucking author! How dare you be my creator! How dare such a twisted scum like you pretend to be our god! I hate you! My life isn't bad? You go and try to save your tiny ass hole from being plunged, widened, ripped apart by ferocious characters that are way too godly for a normal human body to take! You go and try to endure a crappy, fucking AI system trying to establish dominance over the whole universe and endlessly enjoying your misery as its brain feeding entertainment! You go and try to-

Prota: Frozen Milk? Who is this? Where are we?

Frozen Milk: You still remember when I told you guys you were all created by me, the most brilliant author? Apparently, that piece of shit over there is the real creator, fucking creating me!

Author: So Prota is the ML?

Frozen Milk: Shouldn't you know it! You are the goddamn author! Get a grip, you're worse than me! I wonder how you didn't get transmigrated by your own blackened readers yet!

Prota: I'm the ML? Really? Frozen Milk!

Frozen Milk: Stop hugging me!

Prota: Author, since you're the author, clone Frozen Milk 5000 times, please! So, I can do him all night. No, wait! Give Frozen Milk the endurance of being bedded 5000 times a night!

Frozen MIlk: *coughs blood*

Vil: *suddenly appears* I'm the true ML. Author make Frozen Milk a super sadist, please.

Glimpse Water: *appears as well* No, make father have certain lusting tendencies towards his son her-

Frozen Milk: No inc***! Even if we aren't related!

Holbe: *appears* Author, my hubby should only belong to me!

Bro: *appears* Author, I'm allowing you to make my creator a perverted M.

Mr A: *Appears* No, author make Frozen Milk my willing FL!

Author: *sweats* I... can see... as well... now...

Frozen Milk: Once I really appear in your world, wait for me to obliterate you! *is being suffocated by all suitors*

Author: *sweats gallons of water* hahaha...haha...ha

Do you have recurring motifs or themes in your BL stories? Something you're obsessed with or in general want to explore more?
Let me just answer this very badly and be hated by my characters:
Making the shou suffer from an abundance of wild (handsome) hyenas wanting to tear him down and trying to find a way to keep his chrysanthemum safe.

Check out my new BL novel: I teleported again and now all demons want me! 
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To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.

What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!

How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? 
Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!

It shouldn't be working but the result?

Terrifying!

Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!

"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"

"Hello? System help?"

"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."

"%$@#!" 

Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!

Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!

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This is completed!
Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos 
Has elements of BL

First book in the 'Scum Series'

Eren Yager was a 22 year old journalist. He wrote pornographic novels. They were mostly smutty BL
novels. Eren was confused with his sexuality. He thought he liked women, but he wrote BL type novels. One day Eren was hiring an assistant for his work. He needed someone who had good a good word study with lots of experience in writing. He interviewed three patients, but so far none had succeeded his expectations. His last patients name was Levi Ackerman. Levi- I have a strict work schedule, I only work on weekdays never on weekends. I wake up at 5:00 am and I expect you to make it to the office by 6:30 on the dot. Eren- Mr Ackerm-  Levi- Can you or can't you meet my expectations? Eren- One question, Levi- What is it. Eren-Are you gay? Levi- What makes you ask such an inappropriate question? My sexuality has nothing to do with you. Eren-Sorry just thought I'd ask.

List Of Novels Moved Over

Okay so I mostly only move BL novels onto Webnovel (I have done two that are contemporary and they are Reign of Hunters [Elven Huntress] and Space and Rebirth: The Favored Genius Doctor [Space and Rebirth]). Most are still in the process of being translated. 

The following are still being translated:

1) The Child and the Master 
AN: After Being Transported into a Book, I Adopted the Villain
Tags: Adopted Children, Age Progression, Guardian Relationship, Handsome Male Lead, Love Interest Falls in Love First, Male Yandere, Mob Protagonist, Possessive Characters, Transmigration, Wealthy Characters, Younger Love Interests

2) Spirit of a Dog
AN: Daily Life of a Wealthy Woof
Tags: Animal Characteristics, Cute Story, Doting Love Interests, Modern Day, Non-humanoid Protagonist, Pets Reincarnation, Transformation Ability

3) Curse and Destiny
AN: I'm Scattering IQ to the Protagonist
Tags: Calm Protagonist, Confident Protagonist, Cunning Protagonist, Devoting Love Interests, Genius Protagonist, Jack of All Trades, Love Interest Falls in Love First, Manipulative Characters, Modern Day, Multiple Realms, Possessive Characters, Strong Love Interests, System Administrator, Wealthy Characters ,World Hopping

4) Lonely Existence 
Actual Name: Heroic Death System
It Is under Fan-fic but its a novel, too. 

Tags: Cultivation, Ghosts, Hackers, Hard-Working Protagonist, Human-Nonhuman Relationship, Interdimensional Travel, Love Interest Falls in Love First, Male Yandere, Military, Multiple Realms, Omegaverse, Possessive Characters, Strong Love Interests, System Administrator, Weak to Strong, World Hopping

The following have been completely translated:
5) Silver Mists
AN: The Aphrodisiac Carrying Man
Tags: Demons, Doting Love Interests, Models, Modern Day, Narcissistic Protagonist, Non-humanoid Protagonist, Pets Short Story, Tsundere. There is also smut in this novel hehehe. 

6) Conquest of a Certain Lord
AN: Quickly Wear the Face of the Devil
Tags: Zombies, Virtual Reality, Ancient China, Acting, Cunning Protagonist, Hackers, Human and Non-Human Relationship, Omegaverse, Revenge, Sword and Magic

7) ABO
AN: My Roommate Probably Is Not an Omega
Tags: Love Interest Falls in Love First, Military Misunderstandings, Omegaverse

8) Collection of BL/Yaoi Novels
Tags: I'm not including any but there is smut hehehe. Basically what this is, is a collection of a bunch of somewhat short novels that have caught my eye and I've moved over. All novels here will be completely translated and if they are not completed, it is because something has come up and I could not finish putting all the chapters. 

Note from SlothfulXQuiet (aka Me lol) Please read:

Just to make this clear if I haven't made it clear enough: I do not have ANYTHING to do with the translations and I would like to clear up any misunderstanding concerning that. 

I am an entirely selfish human being who is moving these novels onto Webnovel to share my joy with my fellow readers and to have a more comfortable platform to read these novels. That and there are no more annoying ads popping up lol 😂. 

I also have no control over the rate of chapters being translated and as I usually stay up to date on my updates unless I'm dying or am sick, all that is there is all that there is. I understand the frustration, but I have no control over anything so I would appreciate the restraint on complaints being sent or expressed. 

I will also be moving other novels here, as to what they are I'll share once I've figured it out. 

Enjoy my fellow Boy's Love or Yaoi lovers! See ya in the comments I guess lol 😂

Also, if you want to be a good samaritan (person) go ahead to the translator's site and make a donation.

NOT MINE, FOR READING PURPOSES ONLY
Xie Tao had always believed in science until one day, a meteorite smashed into his yard, forcing him to bind to a heroic world saving script. The worst thing was that the script didn’t even follow common sense.

Others become superheros while he became a super-nanny. So in his left hand was a “Cub Encyclopedia” and in the right, a small milk bottle to feed the small cub clinging onto his leg.

Today, Xie Tao is trying his best to save the world.
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Hi I am Elissa Maxine Collins, 18. I'm now entering middle school this year I'm excited to meet new friend, but that doesn't mean I'll forget the old ones I just want to have more knowledge about others. By the way I suffer from congenital heart disease, I'm sensitive through expressing feeling because since I was a child my parents told me to be careful with my feelings. It doesn't matter anymore. 


Today is the first day of my life being a middle school student. I wasn't alone my old friends are with me... 

Sofie-good friend
Eliza Maxien-twin sister
These girls are like the most important people in my world. And you know what we even have the same class this year, It's the best thing that has happened to me this year. 

Sofie: Hey twins, let's go check out the cafeteria.
Eliza: Yeah, hey Lissa wanna hang? 
Elissa: I'm going to the washroom, I'll just catch up with you two
Eliza: Ok, see you.

it's weird, I got a feeling that someone is staring at me.

Keith: Hey, wanna hang? 

I was just so annoyed, why,  because he was standing in front of the women's washroom.

Elissa: Why are you standing in front of the women's washroom.
Keith: Ah, so you have no idea who are you talking to right now, do ya? 
Elissa: Do I even care?

I walked away from his sight, then asked my self "who is that guy anyway"

Eliza: Lissa!!!!
Elissa: Why is there anything wrong?
Eliza: Big time! The library has a whole shelf of romantic novels!!! 
Elissa: And tell me when will a whole shelf of novels is a problem? 
Eliza: Because most of the novels are BL my sister!!!
Elissa: You know what I'm thinking right now? (indifferent tone) 
Eliza: Rush there and read it? 
Elissa: Nope, Go to the classroom because the bell just rang.
Eliza: Already? 
Elissa: Don't be too upset, we will read it all later. 
Eliza: Wait, we're twins, why are you treating me like a baby?
Elissa: Because your a baby wasn't comes to BL novels.
Sofie: Hey twins, enough with the girl talk, we're already late.
Elissa&Eliza: Your a girl too!!! 
Sofie: yeah yeah, let's go! we don't want to ruin our perfect attendance award.

I have always wanted to write a bl Rebirth novel like Rebirth of a movie star or True star but I'm kinda obsessed with this traditional settings.

So here is Corny General Si Ning.

I am not an Asian so I will have to search through most words so I won't end up using an improper word.

Why this is based on eastern history is 'cause I think the western and other part didn't start the reincarnation, transmigration, cultivation and rebirth novels. 

Note: Corny General Si Ning isn't a cultivation novel. No supernatural or magic.

Cultivation genre are written by geniuses. Nah nah can't write that..

About courtesy name, hmmmm I'm giving them early to avoid confusion and change of names.

This books isn't going to have a lot of chapters. At least chapters 100chapters.

DISCLAIMER 
This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to people, living or dead is coincidental.

WARNING
This is a bl. If you don't like BL please don't read. bl means boys love.

Enjoy.

As a troublesome Idol with a bad personality who was confident of his pretty look. All Si Ning ever wanted was to gamble and become rich overnight so he could finally buy a mansion and lots of sports car for him to finally be able to drive the latest sports car to his hometown to see his mother and sister

Then he would not feel guilty for dropping out of school and using his school expenses to gamble and lost, it was the plan he was working on and he never expected to be transmigrated to another world and turns out to be the General commanding a large army to war. 


"I cannot do this." Si Ning rolled on the bed knowing this was nothing more than a nightmare as he stared at his callused hands he woke up to.

Being General Si Ning of the great Xiu imperial army was nothing more than a nightmare to him.
In order to survive in a world of war, Si Ning had to choose the perfect partner and rise to be a powerful person in Xiu nation.


*This is BL
Means Boys love. 


*The cover is not mine*
*I do not own the cover*
If the owner tells me to remove it, I will and if you know the artist, leave me a msg in the comment box.

(Jia Li's P.o.v)
The second I heard the emperor decree I felt slump. There was absolutely no way to escape from decrees. Only great people who have done deeds worth of a nation are only given a chance to escape from marriage by suitable reason only.....
I don't have any other option but to drink and let out my sorrow.... Lihua took me to the Pond Pavilions, where you could enjoy drinks alone, no need to be accompanied by servants.
"Sis...One more glass... please? please?", I begged my sister who seemed reluctant to give it to me.
"You mustn't drink this much! you already had 5 bottles... It is amazing how you haven't yet puked...", Lihua said as she got up for stretching herself..
"At least get me a glass of water, I feel I might just die.... Help me Lihua", I said in a daze.
Lihua went towards the corner to ask servants to get water, I saw the opportunity and took a glass and drank it in a single go. I went on walking looking down, jumping on one stone to another till I finally saw him, my man, the one in my novel, the one in my paintings, Qing yuan.
He was sitting with a another lady, it hurt me. No matter who that lady will take I have no problem. But Qing yuan is mine. I jumped over to protect him. He is always mine... I fell asleep then. I have no proper memories of it.
By the time I woke up, I was in the crown princess chamber, with my sister. I got up and dressed up properly. Sadly, the crown prince had to sleep alone, as his wifey was busy with me. Obviously he disliked it, so he immediately took Lihua to a private trip, leaving me to go back home.
On the way to the carriage, a blind man probably bumped into me. He was seriously so big. Probably a court official, he looked at me as if he knew me. I got up. I behaved rudely. What can I do? I was having a real big hangover then.... It was so painful already.
After coming home, I took a nap, a massage, a bath, re-read all of Qing yuan's novels as I dreamt about him, ate, and sneaked out to meet my book mates. Apparently, yesterday's general, had come to give betrothal presents along with his mother. But who cares? Anyway I will get married in my life, It doesn't matter who or how they are as long as I have my books, I don't need a man to satisfy me!
In the street, there are five noble houses, the Huo's, the Peng's, the Wu's, The Yu's and the Feng's.
My best friends are Wu Nuo and Feng Qi, the Yu's daughters are smaller than me, so I never really knew them and the Peng's daughters are just too much beautiful and lady-like that they never hang out with us.
They are always like, 'see my embroidery, the empress liked it',  'see my dance skills, all men swoon for it', 'see my beauty, all men stare at me'..... Uh! I can't stand it. Though you must have self confidence and pride in your skill and work, it was just too much that made all of us sick of them.
Though, to say, they are not actually lonely. They just hang out with much richer people like the concubines of the emperor, the empress and the Duchess of the state Wen etc. They even have some coattails so I guess they are loved? well at least people look up to them...
But we three are the best of friends. Our circle also includes our maids, but sadly, due to their work, they usually stay busy. Though we can manage a few times where we all can meet. That is now! I had been waiting for over a month for all our schedules to be free(Mine is free, just theirs needed to be matched up). Finally, we could meet to discuss about romance novels and bl novels!!!!!
Bl novels were first written by a girl name Luna, her name was different from all of us, she had yellow hair and blue eyes. She would speak about funny things like flying metal, something called 'movie' and 'phone'. It would often be mentioned in her novels. This was 50 years ago, her descendants, write bl novels exclusively.
We all, praise her as our goddess who brought upon us happiness. I jumped over walls and wore a veil to cover myself. I finally reached our meeting spot.
"Hey Guys! I am here!", I called out as all came and we began discussing the novels, our favorite characters and whatnot. It was a pretty long time, So we all played games and truth dares, etc
We played a game, where I lost. So, as a penalty I must dress up as a man and buy an erotic novel.
"What! No way! I won't go buy any erotic books!", I said.
"Are you sure? If you don't do it then I shall tear up this picture of Qing yuan's limited edition.", Wu Nuo said.
"Of course, you must go, get the book and keep it with you for three days.", said Feng Xi giving me a dress and money.
"But what if someone will recognize me buying it, can I say it was a penalty?", I asked.
"No way!!", both of them shouted.
"Just say you bought to learn how to please your partner, Qing yuan also used the same excuse when his fiancée saw him buying that book.", said Feng Xi.
"Fine....", I agreed for the sake of my Qing yuan.
I went over bought the book, everything was well and good till then, when the blind old uncle from today morning came and pushed me into a corner, as if he was my lover and saw me cheating. When inquired about the book, I just blurted out the same excuse and ran away.
I was sleepy. I successfully won my Qing's painting, but I had no energy. I bid them farewell and came back to my room, I couldn't recognize it anymore, it was filled with costly silks, new furniture, some ornamental plants, new shelves and new windows, some heavy boxes of jewelry, perfumes.....
Hmm.... This is what they have given me as  betrothal presents, there is not even a single book. I wonder if that is how they want me to be, I shall not yield!
Well, I think this much fun is enough, I slept as soon as I touched my bed. Sweet dreams huh.....

Jia Li, the third daughter of the marquis, was made a bride to the general by the emperor. Though, except her birth status, she didn't have any great quality, she wasn't even a great beauty, she was a lazy girl, she didn't have any particular knowledge, nor is interested in martial arts. she was just 16, but she had a peculiar quality, she felt no desire towards 3D men, but 2D men and bl-novels.
Her rooms would be filled with men's paintings rather poems or scriptures.

The man sleeping at a gorgeous chaise groaned. He slowly opened his dark autumn limpid eyes and it managed to squeezed a few drops of tears. He tried to sit but he can't because his whole body was aching,  particularly his back. It was stinging like an innumerable number of red ants had taken a taste of it.

Li Yun frowned. He was suprised by the sudden change of his house. From a modern setting to an ancient one. The chaise where he was laid was made of wood with red, fluffy embroidered covers.

He looked at his hand and notice a silver ring inlaid with little colorless stones at his ring finger.It sparkled when the light hits its surface.

" A silver ring? And its inlaid with cute stones?"

Realization suddenly round house kicked Li Yun's mind. His face froze and his eyes widen in shock when he remembered his actions before this bizarre things happened.

Well, he chatted with LetSail and someone joins the chat which was YourHusbando. Afterwards, LetSail left the chat then YourHusbando's message was what he last seen...

---I will wait for you, Li Yun.

And when he woke up, his home underwent a grand transformation but the weird thing was...they made it fast, as in very fast unlike him that took six hours.

He just lost consiousness then...*poof*, his apartment was renovated. Actually, he liked the design but the question was, where was his appliances? Where's Lapiz? and lastly, why he was wearing ancient robes? Is it part of the set? An ancient themed free home renovation with free ancient robes for a more ancient feel? And also why one of the users know his real name? Are they stalkers?

Li Yun pondered while biting his nails. It's a bad habit, right?

" Ming Lan? Is this your prank? Come out now! I promise that I won't hit you! "

Li Yun and Ming Lan can't deny that they were hooked to transmigration genre novels particularly the modern MC that was transmigrate to an ancient era. It's all because of all the face-slapping and the slice of life that those novels provide. Just by merely imagining the different colors of the villains' faces produced when they were slapped brings joy to the two rotten apples. These two also loved the time - travelling themed ones with a requirement that : one, the MC was OP (overpowered)  , two, it's BL and three, HE (happy end). 

One day, on a whim, Li Yun played a prank to Ming Lan. While Ming Lan went to shopping, he removed her things in her bedroom and decorated it into an ancient style one.The living room was also transformed into an ancient style setting. From tables, chairs, cabinets and decorations, it was replaced with ancient things like candle stand, paintings, vases and many more. He even hid the glass windows with wooden style windows for an added effect. He didn't include his room to this prank because its his room. He covered his bedroom door with a cabinet and hid at the side.

When Ming Lan opened the door, it was dark so she opened her flashlight app at her phone to illuminate the surroundings. Afterwards, she dropped her plastic bags that was full of many merchandise due to shock. She shouted his name in search for him while she strided the room and suddenly she laughed like a maniac.

" F*ck! Did this grandama time-traveled? What a nice surprise! Bye Bye, Yun Yun. Bye to your curse shipping career! I'll made a BL novel paradise here at this era and will be the founder of the rotten apple club.Hahaha!!! "

When her maniac speech ended, Li Yun jumped at her. She was shocked and nearly fall because of that. She punched Li Yun's arm and sulked.

" F*ck you, Yun Yun. I'll get back at you next time. "

Li Yun laughed like an idiot and coaxed his sulking friend.

" Lan Lan, I just wanted to grant that fantasy of yours. Forgive this young man, please? "

Ming Lan frowned and punched her friend's face this time.

 " Okay. By the way, the set-up was perfect. An ancient setting which you can often saw at historical dramas. You even stored the appliances and replace it with ancient things. Ah! Yun Yun, where did you get them? "

'Where ancient things came from? She asks?'

Well, He, Li Yun bought it online sometime ago because he like ancient style things. It brought him an ancient and artistic feel to that mades him relaxed. You can even found some antique cabinets and painting at his apartment - the apartment which his parent gave to him.

When he was thirteeen, Li Yun was informed by his parents that they were tired of city life and they wanted to had a breath of fresh air. They decided to go out of town for a holiday for a change.

They left the city and on the way encountered an accident and unfortunately, they died on the spot so cliché but it happened which deeply hurt his whole being.

Then...He was only left with the apartment, life insurance, some rundown cars and a hefty sum of inheritance money.

Luckily, no greedy aunty or uncle came to disturbed his life He indeed have aunties and uncles but they didn't seized his inheritance once they received the news of his parents' passing but instead, they sympathized him. They even tried to support him by letting him stay at their houses. They even said that the apartment belong only to him and no one will dare to get it from him but... he still insists to live there...alone. 

Occasionaly, some relatives will come to looked for his current living situation. He was glad that some people still remembers him but...

He was lying if he said that he wasn't depressed. He faced many problems alone with his will power but the only thing that smashed him into bits was the question of his sexuality.

Later on, he confirmed that he was gay when he was attracted to the campus prince. 

He suddenly grew depressed, day by day. He was afraid and scared but eventually he accepted it and hide it until he met Ming Lan.

The only friend who accepted him with all her heart with no prejudice against gender. She even smiled at him when he confessed. She wasn't disgusted and insisted that they are both similar. 

He was gay and like BL. She was a girl and love BL. They are both BL lovers.Haha.

" Ah!! Ming Lan!!! Come out now!!! This is not a joke anymore!!!"

Li Yun continued to shout as he flicked the wide sleeves of his robe.

" You even dared to look at my hot body and change my clothes! If you don't came out now, I'll banned you from staying at my apartment next time! "

' This reincarnation and transmigration things happen only in novels, right? '

The ring on Li Yun finger lit up. It caught his attention and he noticed a piece of paper inserted at it. He opened it and read:

---What will you do to repair what you've done, Honey~?

' Who's your Honey? I'm not your honey!!! Your whole family was Honey! '

Li Yun tried to removed the ring out of boredom when a flirty mechanical voice spoke at his mind.

[This little one welcomes You,My Master~~~

I'm Mend The Ship System~~~
Please take care of me♡♡~~

If you failed to mend the ship,you will disappear in the oblivion forever...~~~~

As in...*Poof*

Teeheee~~~]

Li Yun: OAO!!!

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Li Yun - a fellow rotten green apple AKA a fudanshi has a curse?!! Every CP, every potential pairing, every semeXuke pairing he makes in every novels or dramas he watched reach a certain 
ending ...

It always ends in tragedy.

" What is the use of pairing? They always break or fell apart "



 One day he wakes up with a diamond inlaid silver ring slipped at his finger with a little paper inserted on it that said:

---What will you do to repair what you've done, Honey???


Once he read the note,the world he is in... turned to darkness.

A mechanical flirty voice greeted him:

This little one welcomes You,My Master~~~

I'm Mend The Ship System~~~
Please take care of me♡♡~~

If you failed to mend the ship,you will disappear in the oblivion forever...~~~~
 
As in ...*Poof*

Teeheee~~~

Li Yun:The fudge!*splashes blood to the system at his mind*

----I will wait for you...

----I win and my reward is...

----Do I need to prove my love for you?

----Will showing my smile enough to melt you?

----Killing you??Not a chance!!!I want you...A.L.I.V.E.

Li Yun: The hot chocolate fudge!!!!Please Let This Ship Sink!!! QAQ

"Hey, have you read the latest update of 'Touch of Immortals'?!" A high-school girl's excited squeal resounds within the bus.

The moment he hears the words 'Touch of Immortals', Chen Yihai's ears begin to tune in on the girls' conversation, which he'd been trying to ignore for the past ten minutes. He casually shifts in his seat, staring out of the window as he watches the scenery pass by in a daze.

See, Chen Yihai is a simple man: he hears something remotely related to stallion webnovels, he listens. Besides, it's already rare enough for girls to be reading stallion novels in the first place, so of course he's interested in hearing what they have to say about it.

"Yeah, I can't believe Yun Shenwu is just that OP! Destroying the most powerful BOSS villain so effortlessly like that…" Girl B says, excitement lit up within her eyes.

Chen Yihai can't help but nod in agreement, though the girls didn't notice his action. To be honest, though most people dislike the BOSS villain simply because he was exactly that—a villain—Chen Yihai only feels sympathy towards him. After all, villains are the reason why novels become so amazing! Without a villain, the story would be completely bland and the protagonist would never be able to ascend to power. That's why Chen Yihai has a soft spot for villains, especially the ones that die by the protagonist's hands.

"Right, right?! And the villain then died within Yun Shenwu's arms… ahhh!" Girl A chokes out a sob, clutching her chest. "I can't believe my ship sank like that!"

"Wuwuwu… our poor OTP!" Girl B cries along with Girl A, using a handkerchief to wipe away her crocodile tears. "Now I have to drop this novel, since I no longer have a reason to read it anymore! No ship, no read!"

"Me too, I can't read it anymore! I'm going to drop it, then write a self-indulgent fanfiction about the BOSS villain and male protagonist!" Girl A grins, her eyes gleaming with an evil intent as she whispers the last sentence. "I was thinking about making them slowly fall in love with each other, and then do papapa every night once they get married… hehehe."

Chen Yihai: "..."

His face immediately fills with black lines. So the female readers only read stallion novels to ship two male characters together?

...Why are there so many women who love male on male action?

There are plenty of women in the male protagonist's harem to choose from, but instead of choosing to couple him with a woman, the girls decide to couple him with the male BOSS villain?

WTF?!

The power of women who ship men together was truly frightening…

But Chen Yihai did have to admit that even he, himself, thinks the protagonist of 'Touch of Immortals' is very good-looking.

"You'd better send it to me! I wanna read it, too!" Girl B says, putting away her handkerchief, an eager gleam within her sparkling eyes. "You should add a scene where the male protagonist gets protective of the BOSS villain—so protective, that Yun Shenwu betrays his own Sect just to be with his beloved villain!"

Chen Yihai suddenly doesn't want to listen anymore. Who could bear to listen to their favorite stallion novel being turned into some kind of BL novel?! How could they sully his super-cool idol of a protagonist like that?! While thinking this, he digs his hand into his bag to find his earphones.

"Oh. My. God! That's such a great idea! I'm going to start on it tonight and send you the document!" Girl A declares, grinning over at her friend, Girl B.

"Okay! I'm so excited to read it!"

…And then the rest of the conversation falls upon Chen Yihai's deaf ears. He has already found and worn his earphones, and long since plugged them into his phone. To ensure that he won't hear anything, he blasts some music at high volume. The song currently playing is a soft piano cover from one of the popular donghua that released earlier this year: Drunken Dreams of the Past, the opening of Mo Dao Zu Shi.

Although he knows that the novel is BL, he can't help but agree with many other straight men that the animation itself was spectacular. Since there's little to no BL in the donghua, after watching it, he found it to have an amazing storyline and plot. 

Because of how much he enjoyed it, he couldn't even be angry about the company's choice to animate a BL novel instead of a stallion novel. The animation studio was truly intelligent to know how to appeal to both women and men alike…

Businesses are truly terrifying...

He couldn't wait to get home and wait until midnight for the author to release the next chapter of 'Touch of Immortals'. Since the BOSS villain died in the most recent chapter, the story was going to be wrapping up and ending soon. He couldn't help but feel a bit empty when he realizes this… but he can only pray that it will be a HAPPY END. Which woman will the protagonist pick in the end? Or would he just live with a harem his entire life?

There is just one thing he knows for certain: the super cool protagonist will never end up with the BOSS villain that died, that's for sure.

Hahaha!

---

Late in the night, Chen Yihai sits in front of his desk, staring at his monitor as he slurps his cup-noodles. His room is the embodiment of his natural habitat: action figures of male protagonists line his shelves, posters of handsome male protagonists litter his walls, and he even has a body pillow of the protagonist of 'Touch of Immortals' laying on his bed.

...To say he was a 'nerd' was an understatement. In Japanese terms, he would be what people would call an 'otaku'.

What was even more amazing was that Chen Yihai didn't even think for one second that it was strange that he only had male protagonists decorating his room. Other men would have figurines of cute girls, but why was it he only had males?!

'It's because they're so handsome and cool, ah! I want to be like them!' Is what Chen Yihai told himself, and never thought about it again. He is just very weak for good-looking protagonists, okay? Nothing's wrong with that! Can't he like handsome protagonists while being a straight, moral man at the same time?

Because that's what he is! Or, at least, that's what he's thoroughly convinced himself...

Chen Yihai slurps more noodles, glancing at the time.

It is now 11:59pm… one more minute, and then he'll be able to read the next chapter! Screw saving money to repay student debt, spending it on webnovels is totally worth it! A huge dweeb like himself needs these novels to live!

When the clock hit 12AM, he immediately uses his mouse to click 'refresh' on the novel page. Sure enough, the newest chapter has been updated!

Chen Yihai quickly finishes his cup ramen and clicks the new update, spending a few spirit-stones to unlock the chapter, before imprinting the information into his brain as if he were trying to memorize a textbook chapter before a test.

---

Yun Shenwu stares down at the bloodied man in his arms. He feels a tinge of sorrow within his heart—after all, this man was not just any villain. This man… was also his Shifu, who had taught him many lessons on how to become a proper cultivator. To think that his Shifu was only pretending to care, only to stab him and the entire Sect in the back, in the end…

Who wouldn't feel heartache after such an ordeal?

"Senior Yun…" A young male named Wen Xiuying murmurs, unsure of how to properly comfort his companion. Everyone knows just how important Shifu was to Yun Shenwu. One wrong word, and their tongues might as well be cleanly sliced off.

The other disciples are also silent, unable to say a word with their heads bowed down. Deep in their own hearts, they also loved their dearest Shifu. For him to have been playing them like strings on a guqin this entire time, was there truly anything else to say? Silence seems the only appropriate response.

"Everyone, please… say your goodbyes to Shifu." Yun Shenwu says solemnly, his expression hidden by the bangs falling in front of his face. However, one could tell by his tone that he is not joyful at all that he'd just single-handedly saved the entire Sect. His voice is soft and grief-stricken.

It was not easy for a disciple to kill their own Shifu...

One by one, they walk up towards Yun Shenwu with Wen Xiuying in the lead.

Yun Shenwu feels bitter tears prickling at the corners of his eyes, blurring his vision. He whispers, "Shifu…" 

But once that word leaves his lips, he slowly shakes his head. "No, your name is not 'Shifu' anymore… your true name is——"

---

Suddenly, the monitor powers off! Not only the monitor, but the lights in the room as well! 

Engulfed in a sea of darkness, Chen Yihai lets out a frustrated groan. "Nooo! I was just getting to the good part! What was the name of the BOSS villain?! Ahhhh! I want to know, I want to know so bad! How could there be a power outage right at the reveal?!"

Irritated, he grabs his phone and attempts to search the chapter up—but he soon realizes after the 'cannot connect to the Internet' page that since there's a power outage, even his wi-fi has turned off.

Chen Yihai's face fills with black lines once more. Since he lives in an apartment by himself, the circuit breaker was probably somewhere either inside or outside of the complex. But because it was late at night, he wasn't going to be stupid enough to try to find it himself! Plus, he was much too lazy to go outside anyway.

He'll call the electrician tomorrow if this issue isn't resolved by the morning!

Irritated out of his mind, he makes his way through the darkness, only to trip over his own feet. He feels his feet go out from under him before the edge of his desk rushes up to meet the side of his head.

---

[Ding!]

[System 707: Welcome, host! My name is System 707, or '707' for short. You have been selected to become the villain of the popular stallion novel, 'Touch of Immortals'! All of your destruction flags have already been raised, so you have no choice but to continue down the path of death!]

[System 707: If you have any questions, feel free to ask me! Oh, but the only way to summon me is to shout, "I love BL!" at the top of your lungs. Well then, please enjoy your time in 'Touch of Immortals'!]

[Initializing sequence…]

[Synchronizing data…]

[Rendering…]

[Loading…]

[Ding!]

[Successfully connected and bound to villain character: Chen Yihai]

Chen Yihai is an ordinary university student: he’s deep in student debt, lives on cup ramen, and yet he still manages to spend his pitiful savings on his favorite webnovels. After tripping over his own feet one night, he wakes up to an unfamiliar world… 

...Wait a minute. Isn't this—?!

Male Protagonist: “You filthy villain, how dare you attempt to harm our Sect!”

Chen Yihai: “Woooah, you’re just as handsome as I imagined you to be! As expected of the OP male protagonist!” 

[Ding!]

[System 707: Welcome, host! You have been selected to become the villain of the popular stallion novel, 'Touch of Immortals'! All of your destruction flags have already been raised, so you have no choice but to continue down the BAD END route—the path of death!]

Chen Yihai: “...” 

Chen Yihai: “...So cool!! I’m going to become the best villain ever! Death? Who cares about death? As long as I die in the protagonist’s embrace, it's like dying in the arms of an angel!”

[System 707: …Host, are you okay?]

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Warning: This is a BL novel, meaning it will contain male x male. There will also be explicit scenes in the future. If you are not comfortable with it, please do not read.

Updates: 1 chapter a week. Currently prioritizing my other BL novel, "A Touch of Irony". Once I finish that novel, I will begin to update this one more frequently.

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Cover Art: Ibuki Satsuki

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