章 58: Chapter 56: I don't like your face... Can I hit it?
Tormented by the taunts of the demons and his friends, Tom decided to do the most mature thing he could think of...
- You bastard, it's all your fault! - I try to strangle the culprit - I gave you my friendship and you spit in my face! - Dealing with the main culprit was always the best way to end an insurrection
In response, the trap simply countered with singles... in the literal sense.
He took Tom by the shoulders and moved him from side to side.
- CALM DOWN!!! - He yelled as he shook him.
- I'M CALM!! - Tom yelled as he began to shake him in the same way
- THEN WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!! -
They all saw them with beads of sweat on their foreheads, they were surprised how stupid they could be
- BECAUSE I LIKE TO SCREAM!! WRYYYYYYYYYY!! -
- YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!! -
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- YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!! - My best friend yelled at me, a boy that if he was left alone in the street or in the park he would surely attract perverts like a busty woman to a virgin
- LOOK AT A SPACE SHIP!! - Scream with all my might
It was fun to see how everyone, including Gionna, looked where I pointed.
- 'Gullible' -
Seize the moment and destroy the projector and all the compromising images
If anyone other than the people here were to see those pictures, my reputation as a mercenary would be affected causing a huge decrease in my assigned missions.
...Besides, it's embarrassing to be seen when I do my hobbies
Touching my pockets, I felt the little bags in which I had placed the remains of the "Excalibur" of this world.
Honestly this shit had made me very annoying
Venom hadn't started moving yet so I have no reason to fight with everything I have or at least try hard
Rias and the others are lousy, as well as annoying
Maybe I should take a vacation somewhere?
First you have to make this traitor pay
- I didn't want to do this but... You forced me! - I looked at him with as much intensity as I could - Julian wears women's underwear! - Everyone gave Julian shocked looks.
- I-It's f-false! - Yes of course
You're not fooling anyone, the expression on your face clearly says "How the hell do you know?!"
- Kyaah! - Julian shouted with tears in his eyes since Issei had approached stealthily and under the pants of the trap and there he was
- It's true! And it's a thong! - Well Ise, I'll exempt you from today's training as a reward
Everyone in the room gave Julian blank looks who was blushing from head to toe.
- S-Since when do you know? - I ask nervously while he looked like he would cry at any moment -... It doesn't feel so bad to be watched-
No stop my friend don't become a gremory
I beg you!
- A long time ago when you were changing at my house you forgot them and Uncle Matthew saw them, he told me about it and I thought he had brought a girl home... he really wanted to die of shame! - I exclaimed as dramatically as I could, I could see how his face was deformed as if he was getting punched in the stomach - ... Also, do you forget who washes the clothes at home? - And as fatality I said an absolute truth
Only me, Shirou and Kuu do homework, so he should understand that any of us sooner or later would find out
- It's just for convenience! - He yelled before hitting Issei in the face, pulling up his pants and running away
Hey, that's supposed to be my way out!
I'll sue you for copyright you know!
Well anyway, we're going to finish off the junkie angel and then we'll see what I do next.
With those thoughts in mind I ran with all my strength disappearing into the horizon under the blank stares of others, while making sure not to leave any clues as to where I was going.
- To hunt crows! - Yell at no one in particular
(KW: I don't know if it shows but here Tom is saying that he gets bored, so he wants to speed up the Arc a bit by giving Kokabiel the swords in one shot)
After the idiot obtains them, he will attack Rias or Sona.
So it will be easy to find and finish it
Tsk that hunts more problematic
Unfortunately Tom still hadn't noticed something... if he already destroyed the fallen angels that were in Kuoh's church
Who would deliver the remains of Excalibur to Kokabiel?
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Two hours later
- ...How troublesome - I found myself muttering with my head down
[Pfff That passes you for an idiot!]
You'll see one of these days you'll pay me... I'll have my shame! I say I will have my revenge!
[Yes of course!]
Tsk
- ...What the hell am I going to do now? - I wanted to beat myself up for the stupid thing I had done
*tink
It almost felt like a spotlight was shining on my head, I already had an idea
- Kukuku -
[...What's with that cliche villain laugh?]
Oh ~ dear Sakura-chan ~ you don't understand the charm of villainous laughter
[And believe me I don't want to do it]
You do not know what you're missing
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Kokabiel watched as his subordinates came in with what appeared to be powder in little bags.
- Oh, did Jeffrey bring us more merchandise? - Asked the fallen with a smile
Jeffrey was the name of the dealer and a friend of his for several years
- Boss dear, Jeffrey hasn't brought the order yet, he said his car broke down so he would come in a taxi, it would take about 20 minutes -Answered by a four-winged man
-I see. Then what is he in those bags? - I ask curiously
- This was sent by the group that was in Kuoh, they say it's the remains of the missing Excaliburs - The fallen man bowed and handed Kokabiel the bags
- Wonderful, remind me to reward you for this magnificent performance! -Kokabiel smiled happily as he saw the missing pieces to complete his new sword
You just had to take this to Valper and everything would be ready
- Find a place with good women and beer today we will celebrate like kings! - Kokabiel shouted with a big smile on his pale face
- The boss is the best! -
- We want it little boss cool! -
- I don't regret choosing to serve you instead of the crazy man with the Sacred Gears and the other workaholics -
His subordinates did not hesitate to praise him as they ran to find a place that meets their boss's specifications.
- 'I have the best subordinates' -Kokabiel thought without seeing how his subordinates went flying and ended up crashing into a tree
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Cao Cao pointed to the front where they began to see a city
- We're coming to Kuoh! - The boy yelled as he walked forward.
Georg had one or another word to say
- Boss... Doesn't he die of cold like that? - I ask seeing that Cao Cao was not wearing anything besides a tail cover
- Gahahahahaha! Don't you understand Georg?! My muscles protect me against the cold! - I yelled as he raised his extremely muscular chest
- ...I don't know how to feel about it - Joan murmured
- ...Me too - Whispered the user of the Lost Dimension
Heracles and Siegfried on the other hand smiled and laughed together with Cao Cao.
- Man! -
- When is this going to end?! - Georg wondered "what did I do to deserve this?"
Little by little his eyes lost their light when he saw how Cao Cao, Heracles and Siegfried began to make bodybuilder poses
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- 'Ready and done' - Now it only remained to wait
Tom thought as he walked home, it was almost 7 p.m. and I had to prepare dinner
If not who knows what disaster will happen and he won't let Kuu or Shirou use his kitchen without his permission
The kitchen was his territory, who knows if they end up taking over the place
There was no way I would allow it
- Hey hey don't you know you should watch where you're going? - Shouted an annoyed voice towards Tom
The bicolor turned to see who was bothering him only to be surprised
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- ...Kokabiel -
huh? I don't remember introducing myself
How does this brat seem to know who I am?
- Hey you brat - I tried to call him but he just seemed bothered by that
- Do not bother I have to do something important - He said
- You can't reject me, as a low life you must obey someone higher than you - It was annoying how humans believed they were higher than us
The boy turned to see me with bright and fierce eyes.
So he's just a rabid dog with no owner?
I could knock him out and take him to Valper to see if he's useful at least as a disposable pawn.
Like that lost priest whose name I don't remember
- I don't like your face... Can I hit it? - He said with a haughty and arrogant tone.
Annoying charge magic power... no, he doesn't deserve to have the "pleasure" of dying like that
I'll just use my physical strength, a tiny crawling insect like him isn't worth enough for me to unleash my true strength.
Or so I thought...
His body released an unimaginable (for a human) amount of magical power.
He could feel within him the pure essence of the sacred element and something else, something sinister that he did not recognize.
- You know... it bothers me a lot that idiots come across me just like that and think they're worth wasting my precious time with them - his smile made me uneasy
I felt a chill and something I hadn't felt for a long time
...thrill for battle
For a long time I couldn't find an opponent who made me feel that
I definitely have to make this guy one of my subordinates.
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If Tom knew what Kokabiel was thinking, he would most likely say "In your dreams."
He still had something to do other than that he needed Gionna's help to make the special gift he had for Sirius.
He had no time to waste with the fallen
I release mana burst (Light) and channel some of his hollow energy into the
In this way he could unleash chaotic attacks that affected the soul in a more direct way.
...Besides, it was also a good distraction for the idiot in front of him.
- You know... it bothers me a lot when idiots walk by me just like that and think they're worth wasting my precious time with. - Tom smirked sadly as he prepared to "lightly" punch the pale-faced guy.
There was no problem if he broke a few bones and ripped off her wings, right?
[...he wishes you knew what it means not to be intense]
- 'Bored!' - I answer while he thought what he could use to defeat Kokabiel
There were so many to choose from that he had...
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Until then I will collect chapters to make a massive upload once I have internet again
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