章 155: Dungeon.
There was a splash as I hit water and I was whipped around by some waves. I used my hands to scrape along the sides of the river before I finally found something I could grab onto and pulled myself out. My body was much my durable and sting than I anticipated.
Pulling myself out I was still being lit up by the glow of the green stones along the walls. It was more cave like than the higher floors. Lower roofs made of rock and gravel floors with strange grasses growing randomly from the glowing stones.
I tested out a bit of my magic since apparently the hero class can use magic. I just dried out my clothes. No use being wet and I don't want soggy socks. I quickly fill up my canteen with water along with a few spares I store in my ring before heading deeper downwards.
Makin my way downtown....no no stop it this is a dungeon. Quickly heading deeper into the dungeon I run across a peculiar sight.
It's a creepy looking white rabbit with blood red eyes and covered in what looks like red veins. It's currently being surrounded by some wolf like creatures. The little rabbits veins were pulsing like some freakish heartbeat and it was the size of a medium sized dog. Now with three wolf like creatures surrounding the ugly little thing you'd figure it would be done for but nope. It let out a cute Kyuu noise and jumped into the air kicking one of the wolves in the head. I heard a cracking noise on contact as the wolf's head snapped to the side in a gross kinda way before falling over dead.
It kicked the wolf so hard it broke Its neck and was even airborne before doing a sweet flip and kicking at the air propelling itself downwards where it delivered a fantastic heel drop to the head of another wolf. Without even a chance to retaliate two of the wolves were dead.
It was quickly rushed by four more wolves. It put its little paws on the ground and started spinning like a top kicking the wolves away and slamming them against the walls of the cave with some blood splatter. They dropped down equally dead.
"Kyuu!" A victory cry from the triumphant bunny.
I gave it a round of applause as that was some good shit.
It's ruby red eyes locked onto me.
Ah I was caught up in the good show. Quickly the bunny poured energy into it big back legs and charged me so fast it had afterimages.
"Jesus Christ!" I quickly dodge to the side and the rabbit cannonball slammed feet first into the stone wall behind me with a loud booming noise smashing a huge crater into the wall.
"What the fuck?! Are you a miniboss or something!?" I ask the creepy bunny who is giving me the look like I'm some piece of garbage it can kill anytime it likes.
It shakes off some dust from its big fluffy feet casually.
"Hey don't you look at me like that you little shit!" I point at the bunny.
It just gave me a condescending look and started to walk over in a human like manner all cool and composed.
"Gross man, bunnies aren't supposed to walk like that!" I shout at the weird man bunny thing.
"Kyuu!" It dives at me doing some sweet flippy move swinging his feet at me.
"Hey man not cool. I'm gunna need you to back the fuck up out of my no no square!" I quickly grab it by it's big floppy ears and lift it off the ground.
"Listen man we need to have a chat here. I am sick and tired of you disrespecting my no no square." I tell the bunny who is swinging it feet around with whooshing noises.
I slap it's fluffy little cheeks. "Hey are you listening to me?!"
"Kyuu!"
"What? no I wasn't trying to steal your food you think I'm going to eat some mangy dog you killed?" I wave my hand towards to dead wolves. "Besides your a rabbit your supposed to eat like carrots or something not meat."
"Kyuu!"
"Well of course they are bland and gross and hard to find in a dungeon but eating wolves as a rabbit is just fundamentally wrong or something man." I point out the obvious to the rabbit who is looking at me like I'm an idiot with its arms crossed before it froze in fear looking behind me.
"What?" I turn and see a massive bear like creature with huge claws glaring at me and the bunny.
It opens it mouth to let out a roar only to have its throat clogged with a throwing knife.
"Fucking retard don't just stand there and roar at opponents you had a perfect chance for a sneak attack." I say as it grasps it's neck and starts gargling up blood and gasping for air.
After a minute or so of struggling it collapses on the ground and breathes its last breath.
I turn my attention back to the weird bunny. "See I could have dealt with you at any point In time but I didn't cause I admired your sweet flippy moves."
It does a hand gesture and points at the ground.
"Fine I'll put you down but if you try any more bullshit on me I'll kick your ass got it?" The bunny nods.
I toss it down and it lands easily.
It shakes itself off before heading over to the bear and tearing into it with some deceptively sharp teeth.
"Weird flesh eating rabbit." I mutter before walking off.
I feel a rock pelt the back of my head and turn and see the bunny still eating the bear. "Lucky I don't kick your ass and make you into a wallet creepy little shit. I'll give you some advise though soon there's going to be some heroes coming here so I'd make myself scarce or you might be used as a wallet for real." I say before continuing my journey.
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