DarkusEnd

it's alive it's alive

great now John has the temperament of a dragon

I was wrong Voldemort went after his future wife run dudes run

when he said Mister Evans all of a sudden Gomez Adams popped up in my head anyone else no ok

the only reason why the snake is still alive is because it didn't f*** with his dog..... just imagine finding his dog petrified. dude is that what I think it is?! yup. John sees this. meanwhile some Muggle born wizard is sitting by the Black lake wanting to play video games and all of a sudden he starts hearing Boss music

when he uses that gun everyone's going to be like this

when he does that in front of everyone there it's going to be like this

i know that this bond is important but I'd rather get to the Harry Potter that makes dumbasadoor turn this shade of purple :

John : nice to know that there's another speaker here but not the same as me