I am… an irregularity?
Why does this sound so condemning?
This feels like someone is saying that I am a pit!
Chen Xiaolian drank even more…
Finally, he became drunk.
There is no need to be surprised… if an ordinary person is to suddenly encounter and hear all these, not mentally collapsing is already quite the feat.
After all, Chen Xiaolian is only an 18-year-old teenage male.
Before losing consciousness due to being drunk, he lied upon the table listening to the final words left by the middle-aged man:
“After the 72 Demons instance dungeon was completed, it was refreshed. Thus, all host bodies were resurrected.
“Following the system protocols, all host bodies will have their memories within the instance dungeon erased and restored as NPCs.
“However, you are part host body, part NPC and part Player… this triple identity made you into an unrecognizable irregularity, evading the system refresh’s memory erase.
“Han Bi is an Awakened. A fault will occur in the memory of Awakened ones because the appearance of an Awakened is simply no different from a system BUG. This BUG would bring about an outcome; the first time that they become an Awakened and undergo their first refresh, their memory will experience a fault causing an interruption to occur in their memories.
“En, as for the specifics, I will not bore you with it.
“In conclusion, what you need to know is that Han Bi’s memories will fully recover in the next three days. This is the Awakened’s personal BUG.”
“Then… what about Soo Soo? She should have become like me, right? She seemed to have obtained some ability. Why did she lose her memories?”
“Hahahaha! That little girl is quite an interesting existence. I will only tell you this, she did not lose her memories!
“However, within her body is a setting, which I find quite interesting. You can slowly go figure it out.”
The middle-aged man left the table, moving to the entrance of the pub. When he reached the entrance, he suddenly turned his head and cast a glance at Chen Xiaolian.
Chen Xiaolian was sprawled on the table. He tried his best to prop himself up, but his vision was shaky.
“An irregularity, you are also a new, albeit accidental discovery for me. Thus, even I could not predict how much help an Irregular like you could provide me in the future. However… a new change is always a good thing.
“I have helped you re-activate your system. In addition, I have also used the system to issue the rewards from the 72 Demons instance to you. You will be able to view it.
“However… the Exchange System; I will think of another way to compensate for it. In order to escape the Development Team’s notice, I cannot open up the Exchange System that makes up a Player System’s core function for you. Otherwise, you would be no different from the other Awakened ones; you will be easily discovered. That is why… within the limits of my jurisdiction, I will create a substitute for you. At the current though, it is still incomplete.
“In short… the next instance dungeon will be happening soon, I wish you good luck.
“You must live on, please do not die.”
“Die? What will happen if I die?” Chen Xiaolian raised his drunken face. “Would I end up the same as the other NPC host bodies? Have my memories erased? Then continue with my designated normal life?”
“Of course not,” The middle-aged man replied with a very serious tone. “Do not forget, you no longer have a genuine NPC identity. Thus… once you die… you will disappear for real.”
…
Chen Xiaolian felt as though he just had a very, very long dream.
In his dream, he saw various confusing scenes.
He saw Newton who had turned into a skeleton stepping towards him with a scimitar in his hand, one step after another…
He dreamt of seeing Takashimoto Shizuka who had been stripped naked, leaning upon him…
He dreamt that he had met a seemingly ordinary middle-aged man in a pub. That man then claimed that he is the God of this world…
Then, he dreamt himself…
En? A highly wet feeling?
Why is there so much water at the bottom area of his body?
…
Chen Xiaolian woke up. He opened his eyes and sat up!
Turning around to assess his surroundings, he saw that he was clearly within a hotel room while his body was lying upon the bed.
Standing beside the bed… was none other than the girl with straight, long black hair, the one called Qiao Qiao. She stared at him with a frosty pair of eyes.
Ah, her hand was holding on to a bottle of mineral water as she splashed the mineral water on to his head and body…
“What are you doing?”
Chen Xiaolian jumped up vigorously. However, the dizziness resulting from his hangover caused him to instantly sit back down on the bed.
At that moment, someone else in the room stepped forward. He quickly placed himself beside Chen Xiaolian as he smiled bitterly. “I say, Big Miss Qiao Qiao, please do not be so violent, all right? We are all friends here… let us discuss matters properly.”
Chen Xiaolian rubbed his faintly throbbing temple as he looked at the one standing beside him.
It was Roddy.
His classmate and best friend.
“Roddy? Why… are you here?”
Roddy smiled bitterly. “You got drunk in the pub next to the police station with no one to pick up the tab and insufficient money on yourself. You then gave the owner my phone number. That is how I got a call to go pick up the tab and take you away. I say, you really are a true bro. You did not bring enough cash when you go for a king’s meal, yet you still remember my phone number. Should I be thankful to you for having me in your heart? Or should I be angry?”
“Then, what about her?” Chen Xiaolian pointed at Qiao Qiao.
“As I was carrying you out from the pub, I coincidentally saw Big Miss Qiao coming out from the police station. Once she caught sight of you she wanted to rush over and deliver a kick… I had to go all out to block her. See? I had to suffer several hits as well!”
Chen Xiaolian kneaded his face. He turned to Roddy and whispered. “En, thank you bro. I currently have some matters to discuss with this… En, this Big Miss Qiao. Can you go out and help me get something to eat first?”
Roddy’s face turned blank for a moment. He turned to look at the hostile looking Qiao Qiao, then at Chen Xiaolian. “Just what kind of hatred is there between you two? No wait… how did you two know each other? Oh, all right… I won’t ask! I will go buy some stuff, all right? Er… However, please don’t fight one another!”
Then, Roddy moved closer to Chen Xiaolian and whispered to him. “Do not provoke her… she really knows how to fight!”
Chen Xiaolian gave an absurd smile. He looked at Roddy and sighed. “Don’t worry… if we are to talk about people who can fight… you don’t even know just what kind of fighters I have met.”
Roddy then stepped outside.
Chen Xiaolian exerted his strength to move out of the bed. His eyes then met Qiao Qiao’s before he pointed to a sofa in the room. “Let us sit down and talk.”
“All right!”
Qiao Qiao’s answer was short and simple. Her straight, long black hair brought with it a natural aura of deep tranquillity as she moved to sit down on the sofa.
Chen Xiaolian did not hesitate as he picked up the half-full bottle of mineral water that Qiao Qiao had just used on him. He then gulped it down.
The thirst he felt due to the hangover was lessened.
He sat down beside Qiao Qiao and scratched his head. “Where should I begin…”
“Begin from how you got to know about my little sister! How did you know her name! Also, you have been constantly pestering us since we met at the airport. What intentions do you have towards my little sister… tell me all about it! Let me warn you, for a paedophilic pervert such as you, I have no qualms about breaking your three legs at any given moment!”[1]
Break… three legs?
What an outrageous girl…
“Firstly, I am not a paedophilic pervert,” Chen Xiaolian gave a ludicrous smile. He casted a solemn gaze at Qiao Qiao and spoke in a low tone. “I knew your sister while flying on the plane. She was seated right beside me.”
“Then, how did you know her name?” Qiao Qiao coldly asked. “My sister is extremely shy, she would never talk to strangers. In addition, she would most certainly not reveal her name to strangers.”
“I… I had accidentally picked it up while she was on the phone?” Chen Xiaolian felt that it was impossible for him to explain to an ordinary person the matters regarding ‘instance dungeon’, ‘Players’, ‘Awakened ones’… speaking about those would be pointless if nobody believes him!
“Heng! Picked it up? Do you speak Korean?”
“Err…”
Chen Xiaolian could not answer.
Qiao Qiao slowly got up. She threw a contemptuous gaze with eyes filled with disgust at Chen Xiaolian. “Listen well, consider what I am going to say next as a warning!”
“Soo Soo is a very cute little girl! I know that for paedophilic perverts like you, she is very attractive!
“However, remember this!
“If you dare come close to my little sister or hold any intention towards her, I will kill you! In order to protect her, there is nothing I cannot do! Heng, a bastard like you will not be able to endure my strikes!
“In addition, now I know who you are! You are Roddy’s schoolmate. Your name, your residence, your school… I know it all!
“Finding you will be very easy!
“So, you had better not harass her again! Otherwise, I will give you a taste!”
Qiao Qiao then stood up and suddenly raised her left leg. She then slammed it down on the coffee table before Chen Xiaolian.
Shua!
She pulled up the pant area covering her left leg, all the way up to her knee.
A straight and slender leg was suddenly exposed before Chen Xiaolian’s eyes.
Regardless of which direction one were to look at it from, this was certainly an absolutely beautiful leg!
Her full calf was straight and slender, with delicate ankles, and clear smooth skin…
However, the most eye-catching detail was the existence of a tattoo on her calf: A rose vine winded up her calf. At the crown of the vine was a vibrant red rose!
In an instant, Chen Xiaolian’s eyes became focused.
However… it was obvious that Qiao Qiao did not deliberately expose her calf for him to enjoy the view.
Upon Qiao Qiao’s boots was a dagger!
She pulled out the dagger. Then, with a “bang”, she nailed it on the coffee table!
The sharp dagger shone with coldness!
“Observe carefully. If I am to see you again, I will personally use this dagger to cut off that one thing away from your body!”
After finishing her sentence, Qiao Qiao pulled out the dagger. She cast one last glance of hostility at Chen Xiaolian before turning around and walking towards the door.
Roddy happened to return as she was opening the door. Seeing Qiao Qiao coming out, Roddy became somewhat nervous. “Did you finish your discussion?”
“Move!” Qiao Qiao gave him a cold and mean glare. “Keep your distance from me in the future! Heng! For you to have such a perverted friend, you are nothing good yourself!”
Roddy walked into the room with an embarrassed face. He then saw Chen Xiaolian frowning as he remained seated upon the sofa.
“I say, Xiaolian! Just what kind of Heavenly harm and destruction of order did you commit to provoke that Big Miss?”
Roddy sat down on the sofa. He produced a piece of bread he had procured downstairs and handed it over to Chen Xiaolian.
Chen Xiaolian accepted it and forcefully bit down on it. He then looked at Roddy and slowly said. “Right on time… tell me, this Qiao Qiao girl and her little sister, what are the specifics regarding these two.”
“Eh? Damn! Are you really a paedophile? Or, could it be that you have fallen for Qiao Qiao? Does that mean you are a masochist?”
…
Observing Chen Xiaolian’s solemn gaze, Roddy restrained his original desire to spit out more words of mockery. He then honestly answered.
“Qiao Qiao, nickname: Big Miss Qiao, Queen Qiao. Her character is sometimes glacial, sometimes fiery. In short, she possesses the external looks of a gentle Goddess ranked beauty. However, Heavens had seen it fit to bestow upon her the soul of an S type… unless you have an M type of body, you better not provoke her [1]. She is born into a wealthy family with a single parent. Her father is involved with capital management. How much money they have is something I do not know. As for her mother, I too have never met her. I hear that she had left after a divorce a long time ago. Right… Queen Qiao really knows how to fight… I had personally witnessed her step out to defend a female schoolmate. With one kick, she left a perverted taekwondo instructor coughing out blood.”
Chen Xiaolian nodded his head. “What about her little sister, the girl called Soo Soo.”
Roddy stared at Chen Xiaolian. “You… you are not really a paedophile, are you?”
“Are you going to talk or not?” Chen Xiaolian frowned.
“I must have owed you a debt in my past life…” Roddy rolled his eyes. “Soo Soo, real name: Kwan Ran Soo, a Korean. Although they are called sisters, she has no blood relation with Queen Qiao. So, if you like sisters, then you are in for a disappointment…” Having said that, Roddy looked at Chen Xiaolian. Seeing no reaction, he quickly skipped the topic. “I hear that Qiao Qiao’s father used to have a Korean business partner. However, an accident happened and their entire family was killed except that one girl. She was thus taken in by Father Qiao. Presently 10 years-old and a treasured darling of Queen Qiao… En, I feel that Queen Qiao is not only an S type, she is also a little sister-con!”
Hearing up to there, Chen Xiaolian nodded his head and stood up. He patted Roddy on the shoulder and gave out a sigh. “All right, thanks.”
Seeing Chen Xiaolian walking away, Roddy looked on blankly. “You are leaving? You aren’t by chance actually thinking of going to pester those two sisters, are you? As your bro, I must warn you: Queen Qiao is not one that you should provoke! If she says she will break your three legs, then she would really end up doing it!”
Chen Xiaolian walked to the door, and then turned to look back. “Mind your own stuff first… S type, M type, little sister-con… in the future, you need to cut down on two dimensional stuff.”
It was only after Chen Xiaolian had walked out of the room that Roddy finally reacted. “… He… This fellow’s meaning, he is saying that I have a juvenile mentality?”
…
After walking out of the hotel, Chen Xiaolian stopped a taxi and went home.
He walked in through the wide-open doors to see Garfield sleeping soundly on the sofa… this stupid yet adorable fat cat was actually drooling as it slept, causing the pillow to be soaked wet by its drool.
Chen Xiaolian moved forward and picked up the fat cat into his arms. He then sat down on the sofa before letting out a sigh. He then gathered himself.
Come out then… System.
…
In his field of view, the familiar system immediately appeared. The translucent system interface looked exactly the same as the one which appeared in his ‘dream’!
En? The meaning behind this line is that I have passed the probation period?
…
All the prompts are here.
Chen Xiaolian sighed, a complicated feeling roiled about in his mind.
In one night’s time, he was able to gradually accept this incredulous fact. At this moment however, as he was reading through the system prompts, his mind was unable to look forward to it.
The loot and rewards acquired could be considered very generous. Chen Xiaolian opened up these reward items located in the Item Box one by one. Traces of surprise gradually appeared in his heart.
Amon’s Sealing Pillar came with the following description: One of King Solomon’s 72 Demons, Marquis of the Blaze, Amon’s core spirit’s Sealing Pillar. Unknown application, special props.
Very well, special props… I thought this item could summon out Amon as a pet.
Could it be… by collecting all 72 Demons Sealing Pillars, one can summon out King Solomon?
Heng, from a gaming perspective, this type of setting is not impossible.
Killed 456 Demon Soldiers… En, could it be that the system had judged that the Demon Soldiers that died in the detonation and collapse of the main hall to be his kills? En, that is very likely. He suggested the idea after all. In addition, he had also participated in the detonation process itself.
456 Demon Soul Fragments. Reading the explanation, it appeared to be something similar to composite materials. As for its specific usage, it was not made clear.
Points on the other hand were something Chen Xiaolian was very serious about. He recalled that the points could be used in the Exchange System to exchange out various items. Han Bi exchanged the Pet Cat food for him… Oh, right. He still owes Han Bi 5 points.
The problem however… his own shitty system is an emasculated version with no Exchange System.
Forget it then, the GM had mentioned before that he would think of a method to solve this problem. He will first save up on the points; it may end up being useful later.
Judging by this, it appeared that the biggest loot came from killing Newton!
Clearly, this Genetic Enhancement Serum is an item used to enhance the strength of newbies. For veteran Players like Damon, Sara and Newton, this potion would be of no use.
As for why Newton would have this on him, it was likely due to his position as Team Leader. He probably took it with the intention of granting it to new Players who make it into the team.
…
Chen Xiaolian immediately opened up his personal attribute value’s screen.
As mentioned in the prompt, his personal attribute value interface has changed.
Three types of physical attributes: Physique, Endurance, Agility… unfortunately, as an aftereffect of using ‘Overwhelming Sunlight Purification’, all the attribute values in Chen Xiaolian’s personal setting were… [E]!
In addition, all those E letters were displayed in a bloody crimson colour!
En, if one is to enter the instance dungeon in a weakened state, then that person will die in 180 minutes.
In order to preserve my life, I will have to use the Space Marines genetic serum. [2]
Fortunately, after having completed an instance dungeon and becoming an official newbie, there was now a detailed description for each personal attributes.
From low to high, the classes are E, D, C, B, A, S… For above S Class, there was a system prompt: Temporarily not displayed.
The description for each attributes was as follows:
Physique. (Combination of strength and cell regenerative capacity.)
Endurance. (Combination of stamina and the capacity to withstand damaging attacks.)
Agility. (Combination of nerve and muscle reaction speed.)
Energy Points. (Ability to discharge energy from the body.)
Chen Xiaolian showed no hesitation as he produced a Genetic Serum from the system. The item had a science fiction feel to it. After injecting it into his body, the item disappeared.
Chen Xiaolian watched with delight as his Physique, Endurance and Agility values all instantly increased to [B] class.
This was tantamount to having attained the level of strength that genetically modified soldiers in science fiction movies have…
En, with all three attributes at the [B] class, one can kill a mature Four-Eyed War Cat in melee combat.
It needs to be said that even for a mature Four-Eyed War Cat, not all of its attributes will reach the [B] class.
After having completed the injection, Chen Xiaolian did not feel any unusual reaction from his body. He then retrieved a can of beer from the refrigerator and gently squeezed it, causing it to burst apart as a result!
“… interesting,” Chen Xiaolian rubbed his chin and whispered. “With this level of strength, going unarmed against even tens of them may not be a problem.” [3]
There was one more Genetic Enhancement Serum left. Chen Xiaolian left it untouched in the Item Box.
As for the Cross-shaped Medallion Sword, Chen Xiaolian felt surprised after seeing it.
It was the sword that Newton had given to him back then before taking it back. It has now turned back into a small pendant-like item. Chen Xiaolian simply wore it around his neck.
En, after checking about he saw that there was still something in the Item Box.
Black Widow soul.
Back then he had been unwilling to have the adorable cat exterminated, resulting in him being unable to adopt this [A] class War Beast as pet – Now knowing what to do with it, he had thrown it into his Item Box.
Opening it again, Chen Xiaolian was delighted to find that it now has a detailed description.
Son of a bitch! Things sure are different now that he had become an official Player after undergoing the Trial Period.
Growth Capacity!
The Four-Eyed War Cat is ridiculed as the weakest pet because its natural abilities are at the [B] class… while its Growth Capacity is also… a shitty [B] class!
Which meant that no matter how much effort is put into nurturing it, this stupid adorable goods can never increase its strength!
However… if devouring the soul of other War Beasts could increase its Growth Capacity…
Eh? That is not right. If devouring the soul of other War Beasts could increase its Growth Capacity, then the Four-Eyed War Cat would not be looked down upon so…
Chen Xiaolian quickly tapped open the system’s War Pet interface.
He then tried to let the Four-Eyed Adorable Cat devour the Black Widow’s soul…
The result…
“… You really are shitty goods!” Chen Xiaolian cast a glance at Garfield beside him.
Continue my ass! I choose No!
…
Having finished checking the spoils of war from the system, Chen Xiaolian felt hungry. He quickly cooked himself a bowl of instant noodles. After gobbling it down, he headed into the bathroom for a bath.
Standing before the mirror, Chen Xiaolian looked at the clear and clean face of his, then sighed. “Assisting the God of this world to rebel against Transmigrants? You sure do not have the looks of a saviour… sigh, protecting my own life is the most important thing.”
After finished wearing his clothes, Chen Xiaolian adjusted his thoughts.
He made up his mind. No matter what, it was crucial for him to first find Han Bi and Soo Soo!
Han Bi himself had informed Chen Xiaolian of his residential address and school. However, Han Bi is located in another city distanced hundreds of kilometres away from Chen Xiaolian.
Soo Soo on the other hand… she is in the city!
Moreover, according to the GM, Soo Soo did not lose her memories. It was only due to a specific reason that she seemed to be incapable of recognizing him.
Regardless, Chen Xiaolian decided that he should first find Soo Soo before worrying about anything else!
He picked up the phone and proceeded. “Hello, Roddy? I forgot to ask you something. That… Queen Qiao and her sister, what is their residential address?”
A voice came through the other end of the phone. “Chen Xiaolian! Do you really want to follow that paedophilic heart of yours to the end? No! As a conscientious person, I absolutely cannot inform you!”
“As I recall, you were hiding below the basketball goal in the last PE session and was secretly peeping at the panties of the class monitor…”
“Pei! This senior is an upright man! Besides, do you have any evidence?”
“En, someone had borrowed me his laptop some time ago. Then, I had accidentally noticed a hidden folder titled ‘I Love Class Monitor’ below the E Drive. The folder is full of the ‘action’ works of a Japanese actress who somewhat resembles the class monitor… oh right, I even got the screenshot for it.”
“… … Brother, I am someone who upholds brotherhood in the highest regard! Queen Qiao’s residential address is at XXX Street XX Number A Building B1!”
…
An hour later, Chen Xiaolian arrived with a taxi before the entrance of an upscale residential building.
However, as the taxi stopped, Chen Xiaolian did not even have the time to pay the taxi fare before witnessing the black Land Rover that had once nearly hit him exited the gates of the residence.
From the half-open window, Chen Xiaolian was able to see Qiao Qiao in the driving seat and Soo Soo in the passenger seat.
Watching the Land Rover driving down the street, Chen Xiaolian instantly shouted towards the taxi driver. “Quick! Quickly chase after that Land Rover!”
This taxi driver was quite the interesting fellow. He glanced at Chen Xiaolian and asked. “Little brother, are you chasing after your girlfriend?”
“En! Quick! Do not lose it!” Chen Xiaolian had no mood to entertain his nonsense.
The taxi driver laughed and immediately started the taxi before stomping onto the pedal as he chased forward. “Don’t look down on me just because they are in a Land Rover while we are in a taxi car. This brother is constantly the racing winner in our company!”
After following for around half an hour, the taxi driver saw Qiao Qiao driving towards the highway and could not resist. “Little brother, they have gone up the highway. This road leads to the train station. Considering how far away the train station is, the taxi fare will not be cheap.”
Chen Xiaolian remained silent. He pulled out a stack of red bills from his wallet and handed it over. “Follow them wherever they go!” [4]
The driver suddenly gave a sigh. “Youngsters these days, they really do invest capital when chasing girls…”
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