Capítulo 118: I came to bargain!
Feng Xue'er was born with a unique talent that made her extremely compatible with the Phoenix bloodline. From the moment she was born, the Phoenix Spirit took her in and stayed by her side, gradually transferring its remaining power to her over time.
Feng Xue'er, currently only 12 years old, had already reached the Emperor Profound Realm. Once she inherited all of the Phoenix Spirit's power and fully awakened it, she would ascend to the Divine Origin Realm.
However, transferring all her power to Feng Xue'er would cause the Phoenix Spirit to completely perish.
For the first time in a long while, Yun Wuji felt his charm had taken a hit. He had been rejected by three Divine Spirits consecutively, one of whom would rather die than accept his offer. Talk about a blow to the ego.
'Although I got rejected, I won't give up!' Yun Wuji thought determinedly. Sure, he faced rejection, but giving up wasn't an option, because you can't spell "I gave up" without saying "I gay"!
His greatest advantage over everyone in this world was his meta-knowledge. By knowing the weaknesses of many important characters and understanding the things the Divine Spirits cared about most, he believed he could still find a way to convince them.
For example, all the Divine Spirits on this planet left their inheritances primarily to prepare for the Crimson Calamity aka the return of the Heaven Smiting Devil Emperor.
*It's called the Crimson Calamity due to the crimson crack in the Primal Chaos.*
The easiest way for him to make them change their decision was to say something like, "Hey, Phoenix, I'm your only hope to save the world. You don't want the world to be destroyed, right?"
"Why are you making such a nasty expression? Are you thinking about something bad?" Jasmine's voice suddenly echoed in his mind, snapping him out of his thoughts.
"What do you mean?! I am a righteous person with high moral standing! I could sue you for defamation if you say something like that again," Yun Wuji's expression changed dramatically as he responded in a stern and self-righteous tone.
"Hmph!" Jasmine snorted, then turned her attention away, completely ignoring the shameless man.
"Master, she said something bad to you! You should cut off her food!" The Evil Infant seized the chance to get some revenge, recalling how Jasmine had beaten her a few days ago.
"Hmph! I am his master, and he wouldn't dare to cut off my food like he does to you," Jasmine retorted, hands on her hips, speaking triumphantly to the Evil Infant.
"Right, how could I do something so disrespectful to my 'master'?" Yun Wuji said, with a serious tone. "But recently, my hand started hurting, so I probably won't be able to make any food," he added, pretending to rub his wrists with a pained expression on his face.
"..." Jasmine's smug face froze for a few breaths before she shouted, "Shameless! You promised to take care of me, respect me, and follow my orders!"
"Master! You can't deprive us of food! Nooo!" The Evil Infant's eyes began to tear up, regretting what she had said earlier. She hadn't expected to be caught in the collateral damage as well.
"My hands, my rules," Yun Wuji shrugged, enjoying the power he had over them.
'Is this how drug dealers deal with their addicted clients? Nah, it can't be...it's just that my food is the best.'
"Big brother, why are you laughing? Did you think of a new joke? Tell me, tell me!" Feng Xue'er, who had been telling Yun Wuji about what she did during the time he hadn't seen her, noticed his expression and eagerly spoke up.
"Cough, you're right, I thought of a joke," Yun Wuji coughed and nodded awkwardly, feeling a little embarrassed under her innocent gaze.
"Really? Tell me then!" Feng Xue'er tugged at the hem of his shirt, looking up at him eagerly.
"Alright, here it is," Yun Wuji quickly thought of a random joke and said, "Why don't skeletons fight each other?"
"Because they don't have the guts!"
"Ahaha, that's funny!" Feng Xue'er, whose standards for jokes were quite low, found it hilarious and burst into laughter.
---
A few days later, Yun Wuji arrived at the Golden Crow Lightning Flame Valley in the Illusory Demon Realm.
The moment he stepped into the Golden Crow's territory, he shouted, "Golden Crow! I came to bargain!"
A giant, slender golden eyes appeared, gazing down at him, "Yun Wuji, just give up. This noble has already fulfilled the Golden Crow's wish and found the perfect inheritor for him. This noble is already satisfied. I am only persisting in existing to see the day when you will stop the calamities."
"Hey, don't look at it this way. Don't you feel lonely in this place? Take it as me elevating your loneliness," Yun Wuji wasn't bothered by her blunt refusal; it wasn't the first time he had heard this.
He was already immune to being turned down by now.
If he had developed this courage in his past life, maybe he would've managed to get a girlfriend and wouldn't have died a virgin.
"You said you fulfilled the golden crow's wish, and now you have no reason to continue living," Yun Wuji said as he found a place to sit and continued, "But I think you're looking at it all wrong. It's precisely because you've accomplished your duty that you now have every right to live for yourself. Consider it a reward for all your hard work!"
"I bet that even if the Golden Crow were alive, she would think the same," Yun Wuji added with a smile.
The golden eyes quivered slightly at his words. After a long silence, she finally responded, "This noble one has already made up her mind. I have no reason or motive to leave this place or continue living."
"Sigh, you are so stubborn," Yun Wuji said, shaking his head in disapproval. "Even if you don't have any reason or goal, you can find them when you leave this place and interact with people."
He paused for a moment before changing the subject, "Anyways, I didn't come today just to talk. I wanted to ask if the Golden Crow in the Flame Gold Realm is still around."
The golden crow didn't respond to his earlier words, but when Yun Wuji asked about the other golden crow's spirit, she finally replied, "Yes, she is. I contacted her more than a year ago. She told me that she is waiting for you to come to the Flame God Realm, to give you her inheritance."
"Oh, thanks for your help," Yun Wuji said, nodding gratefully before continuing with his questions, "Tell me more about the Flame God Realm, the God Burying Inferno Prison, and the Ancient Horned Dragons living there as well."
As they spoke, Jasmine quietly observed the conversation from within the Sky Poison Pearl. She didn't show herself, her star god pride making her look down on the divine spirits, including the Golden Crow. To her, they were nothing more than relics of a bygone era.
"Well, then I'll take my leave for now," Yun Wuji said as he stood up, preparing to take his leave.
"Young human, your progress is impressive," the Golden Crow's voice rang out, "Looking at you, this noble one can see a sliver of hope in this grim future."
Yun Wuji silently walked toward the exit of the Golden Crow's space. As he was about to step out, he suddenly paused and turned around. With a flick of his wrist, he tossed a small white sphere toward the Golden Crow. The sphere glowed with a brilliant, dense light.
"This is something I prepared for you, just in case you ever change your mind one day," Yun Wuji's voice carried a weight of sincerity. "Although you've found a worthy inheritor like me, I believe the only one who can truly make the Golden Crow's glorious flames shine brightly in this world is you, as her spirit."
The sphere hovered in the air, the light surrounding it beaming with warmth and energy before it slowly drifted toward the Golden Crow. She stared at it, silent, her golden eyes reflecting the intense glow.
Without waiting for her reply, Yun Wuji exited the space and left.
"...Sigh," The Golden Crow remained alone in the vast golden space. The white sphere hovered before her slender eyes. After a long silence, she let out a sigh, chose not to destroy the sphere, and instead put it away.
...
"What are you trying to accomplish by convincing her to leave this place?" Jasmine's voice echoed in his mind.
"Heh, what else, isn't it to..." The Evil Infant's mouth opened to launch another jab, but she suddenly remembered her punishment and quickly clamped her mouth shut.
"???" Jasmine was bewildered by the strange spirit's actions.
"..." Yun Wuji was also speechless. He responded to Jasmine's question with the tone of an elder, "You're still young. It's not suitable for children like you to know."
"I am your master, don't treat me like a kid, damn it!" Jasmine gritted her teeth and stomped her feet in frustration.
"Alright, don't get angry, I'll make you pudding later," Yun Wuji responded nonchalantly, not at all bothered by her anger.
"Really? I want strawberry pudding!" Jasmine's anger evaporated instantly as soon as she heard him.
"Me too!" The Evil Infant chimed in eagerly.
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Since he was in the Illusory Demon Realm, Yun Wuji naturally decided to visit his beloved wife, Huan Caiyi.
As he entered the palace, he suddenly remembered something and turned to Jasmine, saying, "Jasmine, don't peek outside, got it?"
"Why?" Jasmine asked, confused by his order. Why was he giving her orders in the first place? She was his master, damn it!
"I'm doing this for your own good. Just don't peek," Yun Wuji replied without explaining, repeating his command.
He was planning to spend some quality time with his wife and didn't want Jasmine peeking in on them.
Although Jasmine is a mighty Star God, her knowledge of sex is practically nonexistent.
Usually, when Yun Wuji was with his wives, Jasmine would be sleeping most of the time due to the effects of her poison, which required her to rest for extended periods each day. As a result, Yun Wuji rarely had to worry about her peeing at him in these moments.
"Hmph! Whatever!" Jasmine snorted, no longer caring about him.
When Yun Wuji teleported to the imperial study, he found Huan Caiyi diligently processing papers. From time to time, she would close her eyes and rub her brows.
Yun Wuji retracted his aura and moved behind her, then he hugged her. "My little wife is working hard, you need a reward."
"Ah! Wuji!" Huan Caiyi cried in surprise, but she then calmed down when she sensed his familiar warm aura and heard his voice.
"Honey, it's time for a break, come give me a kiss," Yun Wuji lifted her from her seat and sat in her place, then he placed her on his lap and wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Hmm," Huan Caiyi wrapped her arms around his neck and tilted her head, meeting his lips with hers.
The kiss lasted for a very long time.
At the same time, Jasmine couldn't contain her curiosity and finally peeked at him to see what he was doing.
"Ahh! Pervert! Scum! Beast!" A barrage of insults assaulted Yun Wuji's ears, accompanied by a shrill voice.
'Fuck!' Yun Wuji cursed, and without hesitation, he cut off his connection with Jasmine.
"I'm getting stiff from work, help me relax," Huan Caiyi smoothly turned 90 degrees in his arms, shifting from a sideways position to face him. She wrapped her arms around his neck, her legs gracefully falling to either side under her robe, closing the distance between them as she whispered softly.
...
*Pa! Pa! Pa!*
"Ahn~ Harder~ Yes! Ahn~"
The sound of flesh meeting flesh and her soft moans soon echoed through the room, drifting to the ears of the maids waiting by the door outside. The sounds made their faces burn with embarrassment.
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Capítulo 119: I will remember this grudge!
A few hours later, Yun Wuji strolled out of the Imperial Palace, swaggering with high spirits. There was no better feeling than taming a tsundere and squeezing out every trace of her tsun-tsun attitude.
After over two years, Huan Caiyi's tsundere attitude had completely disappeared. She had grown more honest with herself, especially in bed...hehe.
Speaking of tsunderes, there was still a noisy one by his side. The moment he reconnected with Jasmine, she bombarded him with a flurry of insults.
"Beast! Pervert! Scum!"
She had been at it for a while now, though her limited vocabulary was beginning to show.
Jasmine cursed herself for giving in to her curiosity, regretting ever spying on this disgusting bastard. How dare he dirty her eyes with such a sight! Damn him.
And that woman... How could she degrade herself like that? She actually took his filthy tool into her mouth!
"..." Yun Wuji was left speechless. He patiently waited for her to finish her outburst before finally asking, "Who are you calling a pervert?"
"You! You're the pervert my brother and mother warned me about!" Jasmine's voice rose sharply again as she spoke, "If you dare to have any weird ideas, I'll cut you to pieces!"
"...How empty is your head? Seriously, do you even know who the real pervert here?" Yun Wuji neither felt offended nor angry. Instead, he calmly said, "I was making love with my wife, which is something completely normal and has nothing to do with perversion."
"However, you, on the other hand, are the real pervert! A peeping tom! You were spying on us! That's the true behavior of a disgusting pervert!"
"...No! I a... I am not!" Jasmine's eyes widened in shock. Inside the Sky Poison Pearl, she staggered back a few steps before falling to the ground.
"Haha, yes, you are a disgusting pervert!" The Evil Infant, who had been watching all of this, let out an evil laugh.
"And what do you mean by 'making a move on you'? You've been with me for a few days now, and you've seen my wives. They're all lovely, beautiful women with great personalities and stunning bodies, their looks and temperament are one in a million" Yun Wuji continued his teasing without missing a beat. "Now look at your body, then look at theirs. Where did you even get the confidence to say something like that?"
"That's right! Master doesn't like flat girls! As Master says, flat women aren't women!" The Evil Infant hovered above Jasmine's head, laughing maliciously.
She truly held grievances. After being beaten by Jasmine last time, she was now trying to get back at her any chance she could.
"You!!! Both of you!!!" Jasmine's body froze upon hearing their words. She pointed a shaking finger at the Evil Infant, then, with a flash of light, flew away into the depths of the Sky Poison World, crying out, "I will remember this grudge!"
"You're calling her flat, but you're worse," Yun Wuji said, watching Jasmine flee, then turning to the Evil Infant.
"I don't want to be considered a woman by Master anyway," she replied, sticking her tongue out mischievously before disappearing as well.
---
"He loves me."
"He doesn't love me."
"He loves me."
"He doesn't love me."
"..."
In the Yun Palace, Xiao Lingxi sat on the ground, leaning against a tree. A flower in her hand, she absentmindedly plucked its petals, whispering to herself with each one she pulled away.
She had grown into a stunning beauty, her skin was flawless and white, her smooth black hair cascading down her back. Her curves were exaggeratedly ample, far beyond what someone her age should possess. She wore a green dress adorned with pink flowers on her right hip and a smaller one on her left chest. A blue flower-shaped hairpin dangled in her hair, adding a delicate touch to her appearance.
When Yun Wuji made Xia Qingyue his woman, it didn't take long for everyone to know. After all, it was something that had always seemed inevitable, especially considering the feelings Xia Qingyue had for him. Naturally, Xiao Lingxi was among those who knew as well.
When she learned about this, her first thought was, if Xia Qingyue could do it, then why couldn't she?
But the strange thing was, that whenever she tried to bring up the topic with Yun Wuji, he would always find some excuse to avoid her.
She even started to wonder if Yun Wuji had any feelings for her at all. After all, though she was considered a great beauty, she couldn't deny that compared to Xia Qingyue, she seemed to pale in comparison.
If it had been the Xiao Lingxi of the past, this would have dealt her a great blow, leaving her feeling sad and depressed for a long time. She might have even hidden herself away somewhere, drowning in her sorrow like a pathetic loser.
But she was different now. After receiving Yun Wuji's "teachings," she had become much more confident, almost to the point of being overbearing at times.
This time, she decided to guard here for the moment when Yun Wuji returned to the Palace. She would force him to give her an answer. And if he refused... no, he couldn't refuse! He had no choice in the matter, he could only agree!
Hmph! How could he dare turn down such a lovely, beautiful woman throwing herself at him?!
And If he was blind enough to reject her...
Then...
Then...
She would...she would cry?
Drip!
Drip!
As the thought crossed her mind, tears began to fall down her cheeks. She quickly wiped them away with her hands, muttering to herself, "Xiao Lingxi, don't be weak! Crying is for beta losers! You're not some beta childhood friend! If he turns me down, I'll drug him and ride him until he has no choice but to accept me! That's my Alpha way!"
High above the Yun Palace, Yun Wuji watched the scene unfold from the sky, his expression a mix of emotions. He was well aware of her feelings for him, but the reason he didn't want to cross that line with her was, frankly, a peculiar one.
As the reincarnation of the Ancestral Goddess, she existed on a higher dimension than others.
In the novel, Yun Che found himself unable to get it up when he was with her.
Yun Wuji shared the same fear. It would be a massive blow to his ego and image if he failed to get his tool to work. He didn't know if he, with a physique that transcended all the laws of this universe, would be subjected to the same issue as Yun Che.
Although he was an unparalleled genius who ruled over hundreds of billions, Yun Wuji was, in the end, still a young man. It was only natural for him to care about such things.
Yes, it was a shallow and vain reason, but that's precisely why he kept delaying it. Yet, he never imagined it would hurt her so deeply or push her to act like this.
The Xiao Lingxi he knew was an innocent, cheerful girl, someone who occasionally spouted arrogant remarks that didn't quite match her character. Seeing her like this now was a stark contrast, one he hadn't intended to create.
"Master, aren't you going to eat her up? She seems thirsty as hell, hehe," the Evil Infant's mischievous voice suddenly echoed in his mind.
"..." Yun Wuji's eye twitched at her words.
'How can I care about my ego more than her feelings? At worst, I'll just make sure she doesn't tell anyone...' Yun Wuji took a deep breath, ignoring the Evil Infant's mischief. With resolve, he descended to the ground, landing quietly behind her.
The moment Yun Wuji landed, Xiao Lingxi sensed his aura and quickly spun around. She looked flustered, her face tinged with a faint blush. Clutching the flower, now stripped of all its petals, she hurriedly hid it behind her back, her voice hesitant as she asked, "Master! W-When did you come?"
"When you plucked the second petal," Yun Wuji said with a chuckle. He stretched out his hand and gently patted her head.
"You... you heard everything?!" Xiao Lingxi quickly let go of the flower and grabbed his hand with both of hers, her trembling yet determined eyes looking up at him.
"...Hmm," Yun Wuji nodded softly, retracting his hand from her head, but Xiao Lingxi instinctively tightened her grip around his, her fingers trembling.
"Master...then...then...what do you..." Xiao Lingxi gritted her teeth, her voice shaky as she clutched his hand desperately. It was as though she feared that if she let go, he would vanish, slipping away from her grasp.
"Emm?!" But before she could finish, she was pulled into a warm, firm embrace. Before she could even react, Yun Wuji lowered his head, his lips pressing against hers in a kiss that left no room for words, only feeling.
Since he had already made up his mind, there was no need to waste time with words. He would let his actions speak for him.
"Haha! Fuck her right in the pussy!" In the midst of this tender, emotional moment, the Evil Infant's excited voice echoed through Yun Wuji's mind.
And just as quickly, Jasmine's voice rang out, sharp and furious, "Pervert! Beast! Scum! You're not even letting your disciple go!"
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