I Won't Use the Bathroom Without My Best Friend Next To Me

Volumen 1

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   Nola, the girl who can't pee without her best friend next to her 3 years ago
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   Elon, the boy whose is destined to follow his best friend to the bathroom for the rest of his life 3 years ago
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   Present day, High School, and she STILL can’t go to the bathroom without her friend next to her… who is a boy by the way 3 years ago
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   Elon tries to reason with his and her parents, which is like trying to reason with a grizzly bear armed with a shot gun on a cliff 3 years ago
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   Nola gets diarrhea and Elon… well… sorry Elon 3 years ago
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   Chapter 6: Elon goes to the beach and has a good time, but everyone’s (and I mean EVERYONE) gotta go to the bathroom eventually 3 years ago
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   Chapter 7: Nola, you know better than to drink an entire bottle of orange soda. An entire LITER of orange soda. 3 years ago
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   Chatper 8: Elon the doormat, instead of standing up for himself and telling Nola she broke his promise continues to lay on the ground to be stepped on 3 years ago
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   Chap. 9: Nola offers her body to Elon!? But Elon could of had her anytime, though! Elon proves what a good friend is. I swear he is not gay. 3 years ago
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    Chp. 10: Nola sees the doctor at school. Finally, she attempts to get some help. No more toilet time for Elon… right? 3 years ago
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    Nola refuses to tell the doctor her embarassing bathroom problem but Elon is there to tell us all, much to her embarassement. 3 years ago
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    Chp 12: Some new guy enters the story who may or may not know their secret but I’m sure he’s really a nice guy and wouldn’t dare take advantage 3 years ago
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    13: Nola goes to the bathroom and VIOLATES HER PURITY– I mean, performs the massages as instructed by her doctor 3 years ago
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    The most useless parents in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago
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    Unimaginable! Elon was caught doing peverted things to Nola. Elon defends himself claiming he did no such thing. I swear he’s not gay. 3 years ago
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    Their parents are totally reasonable and listen to Elon and Nola’s explanations with no judgement or ignorance whatsover. 3 years ago
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    How dare you Elon go on a normal date with a normal girl instead of staying home and watching your friend, who is like your sister, pee and poo 3 years ago
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    Stunned and catatonic! Elon is ashamed that he stepped into the girl’s bathroom and appalled that he peeped at Heather on toilet! I swear he’s n 3 years ago
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    Elon seeks psychological help. Nola will surely be inspired and seek her own. Their parents are still not reported to child services. 3 years ago
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    When fate twists your ankle and punches you in the face, all because you’re too nice: Elon first meets Nola. 3 years ago
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    Elon, be brave and continue to tell us your bathroom time with Nola. 3 years ago
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    Young Nola and Young Elon are in trouble now, all because their curiosities got the better of them. Their parents were dumb even back then. 3 years ago
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    It’s time to man up, Elon, and do what the women tell you for the rest of your life 3 years ago
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    Elon, being brave and facing the demons that haunt him. Will Nola also be as brave? Of course not! This is Nola we’re talking about here. 3 years ago
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    Nola visits the doctor, but it’s more like the doctor is babysitting Nola. Aw, poor baby. (the doctor, that is) 3 years ago
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    Nola, like, totally ins’t into Elon or anything of the kind and definitely does not fantasize about him when she’s on the toilet. Honest! 3 years ago
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    Nola did what to Elon? Unbelievable! Nola, how could you? I swear Elon is not gay. He's just stupid. 3 years ago
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    Nola is stuck in the bathroom with her pants down as she is forced to sit on the toilet because the mean therapist won’t let her go. The fiend! 3 years ago
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    Nola refuses to admit her feelings for Elon, even though she’s practically rubbing her crotch right on his face! 3 years ago
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    Nola gives the runaround to Elon, even though she’s a bad liar. It’s time for her to finally realize she can’t be a petty child forever. 3 years ago
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    Nola is a saint and an angel. All of you are just haters picking on her and talking behind her back. Elon, just confess you are gay already. 3 years ago
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    Nola refuses to speak about her crush for Elon, which she totally does not have, and continues to deny it… because it does not exists. 3 years ago
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    Heather calls Elon over and they have to have a chat. Will Elon be forgiven? More importantly, did he remember to wear a cup? 3 years ago
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    Elon and Heather, together as a team, but what does this mean for Nola? 3 years ago
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    Nola gets a new friend… whether she wants to or not. 3 years ago
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    Mrs. Uro is angry and disgruntled with Elon as she accuses him of being a pervert. In other words, just another night in Elon’s life. 3 years ago
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    What’s this? More debauchery? Heather follows Nola into the bathroom and won’t leave! 3 years ago
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    More and more debauchery from Heather and her DISRESPECT for Nola’s wonderful, sweet, and completely normal parents. I swear she’s not gay. 3 years ago
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    It’s back to school for Elon and Nola. A fresh new start for a fresh new life. 3 years ago
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    That guy from chapter 12 that you totally forgot is aproaching Elon. Could he be a friend or foe? 3 years ago
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    Nola uses the bathroom with Heather, but she still can’t go without Elon. True friendship is going to the bathroom together… maybe. 3 years ago
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    Rudy gets acquanted with Elon, but he wants to get TOO acquanted with him. 3 years ago
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    Nola finally realizes that holding in her feelings is as bad of an idea as holding in her pee. 3 years ago
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    What is in store for Elon and his future? Can he really overcome his programmning and never enter a girl’s bathroom ever again? 3 years ago
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    Rudy, the man with an ambition that will not let him go, seeks the answers to the question everyone doesn’t care about. He’s kind of nuts. 3 years ago
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    Heather meets with Nola only to do HORRIBLE and TERRIBLE things like encouraging her to better herself and build her self confidence. DISGUSTING! 3 years ago
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    For the first time in her life, Nola hangs out with someone other than Elon. It goes as well as you probably think. 3 years ago
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    Heather, the sweet angel, always trying to take care of her friends. She even wants to adopt Nola like a little puppy lost in the streets. 3 years ago
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    Heather is getting ready for her game, Nola tries to be social by existing, Rudy continues to be a weirdo, Elon is still a prop 3 years ago
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    The game is on, Heather and Rudy show off their soccer skills. I have no idea how to write about soccer or know the rules! 3 years ago
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    The soccer game is heating up as Rudy continues to lose his marbles. Laugh at how I probably get basic rules of soccer wrong. 3 years ago
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    Sometimes you pull the right jenga piece and the foundation proves it’s strength. Heather is that jenga piece. But we’re playing tic-tac-toe her 3 years ago
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    I really wanted to Nola to get away from her insane mother. This was the only option. I’m sorry, Elon. 3 years ago
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    A bright new days for our young protagonist. Nola and Elon have swap lives, but not gender. Too bad, that would’ve spiked up my readers. Hmm… 3 years ago
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    Heather, the friend to all weirdos. But even she finds Rudy unsettling. Something is up with that boy’s head. 3 years ago
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    Heather, the jenga piece that keeps the entire structure in place. Except jenga is played by taking AWAY pieces. I suck at jenga. 3 years ago
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    Rudy, the very mentally stable boy, asks his chum Elon about the washroom incident in a very formal and sane manner cause he’s very sane indeed 3 years ago
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    The quest for naughty bathroom stories continues as Rudy’s ambitions for the answers he seeks leads him to hunting Nola. 3 years ago
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    Therapy session with Nola and Rudy. Two completely normal human beings who don’t think about naughty people parts all the time. 3 years ago
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    Rudy continues to tell Dr. Rarity about his past and it gets worse. Hold on to your butts, people, we’re going places we never should. 3 years ago
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    Rudy is clearly sane and it’s everyone else whose mean and a bully. He only dreams of peeping at girls in the bathroom, why you being mean to him? 3 years ago
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    A day in the life of Nola, something you should never put yourself in. It’s as depressing as you think it is. 3 years ago
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    No, no, no. Rudy is not losing his marbles and is commiting predatory practices with a vulnerable girl. He just wants her urine. Honest. 3 years ago
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    Heather, the friends to jocks and geeks alike, goes forth and brings unity to all. She heals all hearts, but who will heal hers? 3 years ago
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    Be brave Nola, our sweet little puppy. Rudy, do you truly believe your a hero or are you just kidding yourself? Elon, I can’t fit your encourage 3 years ago
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    Let’s take it back before the shock of the nation was witnessed and let us see what was going on before. Time for another warning to my readers! 3 years ago
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    Nola’s shaken down to the core. How will she ever go to the bathroom now? Nola, look deep down and realize your a lesbian and go with Heather. 3 years ago
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    The unthinkable happened! Elon and Nola’s relationship has become even more conflicted! I’m sure this is society’s fault somehow! 3 years ago
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    It’s over for Rudy! He’s being admitted to an institution! He’s better off being abducted by aliens! At least he prefers being analy probed 3 years ago
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    Nola’s precious butt pats are for everyone. Why, if only everyone got a nice butt pat every now and again, the world would be a better place. 3 years ago
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    Unbelievable! Rudy and Nola are bonding thorugh very normal and societally approved conversations that clearly doesn’t require me to warn reader 3 years ago
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    Nola, what happened? Why are you acting like this? What happened to the sweet lovable Nola who spread her legs liberally for all of us to enjoy? 3 years ago
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    School elitist? Perhaps? Or maybe just a b***h! Britney the cheerleader is no friend of Nola’s. No butt pats for her. 3 years ago
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    The strangest of friendships, Nola and Rudy meeting in a secret place! But considering Elon and Nola, “normal” friendships are questionable 3 years ago
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    Everything is changing right before our very eyes! Rudy, Heather, Nola, everyone is changing! Elon? Whose that? Must be a new character. 3 years ago
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    Well damn! Rudy gets mad and goes crazy once again! But for what exactly!? OOOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhh! 3 years ago
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    Mrs. Peeper shows Rudy the beauty and wonders of being peed on. No! She offers him a book, not a demonstration! Don’t be a pervert… in public! 3 years ago
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    Rudy and Elon fight for Nola, as in who gets to be her best friend ’cause they totally are not in love wtih her. I swear they’re not gay. 3 years ago
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    One by one, we get to the root of their problems. Elon, the boy who would be confused with a light pole, finally gets his chance to be a real boy 3 years ago
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    Rudy is now facing his demons. Dr. Rarity, his only hope, goes strong on his mother. The boy who would play with his own doodoo becomes clean. 3 years ago
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    Rudy works out his problems with his mom and Heather gets a boy toy. Things turn out good in the end. Except for Elon, he’s still a cement block 3 years ago
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    Time Skip! Graduation is nearly coming! Our protagonist have gone through ups and downs, but everyone is still a weirdo in my eyes! 3 years ago
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    Heather and Rudy bid farewell to their parents. The toilet humor has come to an end. much like my reader count. We truly reached the end here 3 years ago
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    Everyone leaves home and move on with their lives and we never see them ever again until their occassional cameos in future stories 3 years ago