Kapitel 67: Chapter 67: Boy Oh Boy!
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why do I keep thinking about that...man. Did he curse me somehow it can't be. Right now I was standing over a millions of corpses stacked up, thinking of that man Issei Hyoudou, ever since I fought him, I would have wierd thoughts about him.
My cheeks would get red and I would feel a tingly feeling at my crotch when I think about him not only that I would have wierd dreams where we were having intercourse, they are called wet dreams if I'm not wrong and every time I think about him I get happy for some reason...I couldn't have a feelings for the lizard...right? No this is impossible I don't need love, it might just be some kind of curse.
I must see someone who knows about this, I can't be in love. So I went to a specialist who knows about curses. Sitting in an old shack was me and infront of me was old woman with cane with a gem floating in the centre of it, her skin was obsidian black with golden lines running along her body while her hair was the colour grey in dread locks, her name was Granya.
I explained my situation to the elderly woman, she's an expert in curses and is a master at dispelling them as well she could rival the power of most R.O.B's, she was once a traveler but retired to start a family her grandchildren are some of the powerful R.O.B's in existence.
Granya:"Child I sense I no curse, what are you feeling is love."
Koroshimaru:"But that can't be! I've fought plenty of strong opponents before why don't I feel the same with them?"
Granya:"Well was there anything different when you fought him?"
Koroshimaru:"Well I felt excited due to how strong he was, which is something I don't really feel much when I fight, at first I thought I just wanted to fight him again...but then I started to respect his strength the way he didn't back down when we fought in just ."
Granya:"Child your story is not very uncommon with women like you, why don't you try pursuing him."
Koroshimaru:"But I hurt someone close to him I'm not sure what to do." she had an expression of sadness on her face with tears rolling down her eyes, something the travelers who knew her wouldn't dare to believe.
Granya:"Then isn't it simple Koroshina apologize." The now dubbed Koroshina now rubbed her eyes of her tears.
Koroshina:"Do your really think it would be so simple?"
Granya:"Maybe not but atleast try child."
Koroshina:"I see thank you."
Granya:"No problem child, but if you want to be a good wife I can teach ya a thing are two."
Koroshina:"So like training?"
Granya:"Of course if your up for it."
Koroshina:"I accept!" And so began my rigorous training the first thing I learned was how to clean cook and do many other things such as architecture and gardening, I didn't know why but they were helpful in their own way, I also learned magic and other mystical arts it felt good to branch off from martial arts.
-Present/DxD timeline 034582629226746393635262748636373- (The timeline number is longer)
Infront of me there he was fighting that white armoured insect, he looked as handsome as the day I saw him no even more. Ahhhh! He's making me wet. He's gotten so strong. It was a good thing I learned that spell [Track Lover]. A spell that allows you track a person you love.
-Normal Pov-
Issei:"Why are you here Koroshimaru?" said Issei with a deep scowl set in his face, but he controlled his aura not to spill out.
Koroshina:"My name is actually Koroshina and I'm here to profess my love for you, my darling Issei."
Ddraig:((Oh f*ck!))
Ranna:((Oh f*ck!))
Rio:"Oh f*ck!"
Sheng:"Oh f*ck!" said Sheng as he blasted a magician with a freeze ray.
Bahamut:"Oh f*ck!" said Bahamut as he punch and magician turning their head into a meaty paste.
Issei:"Oh f*ck!" This seemed to piss off Xenovia and Asia who was about to step up but Sheng and Rio blocked them as they knew no one in this universe can stand upto a multiverse traveller.
Issei:"Sorry but I'm already in a relations-"
Ddraig:((My host has a harem.)) this seemed to make a blank look on the woman's face.
Koroshina:"I see...I don't really care your strong and your stamina freak so I doubt they can satisfy you in bed." she said nonchalantly.
Issei:"Who said I was going to date you, you hurt Sol!" said Issei as bit pissed, she hurt his son of course she's not gonna be happy. However that's when Bikou came in and took Vali.
Issei:"Let's discuss later Rio Sheng bring her to the house."
Sheng:"Are you sure?"
Issei:"Yeah just flare your power if anything bad happens." They nod and took off with Koroshimaru following them.
-Later-
Issei has given Sirzechs other Satan Ranger watches as well, Sirzechs and Serafall are now two very happy devils, he then turned to Michael and summoned a golden screen appeared in the palm of Issei's hand.
Azazel:"What is this?"
Issei:"This is your father's system." this seemed to suprise them as clear shock rang out.
Micheal:"But how?"
An image of the God of Bible showed up on the screen widening the eyes of everyone there who saw him.
Rias:"So that's the God of Bible."
Yahweh://If your seeing this then that means the three factions has become one, Issei promised me he would give you Micheal, full access to the system, but the more I knew of the situation of the church the more disappointed I got. I knew when I died things would be hard for you all, but you let the church stray so far from its original teachings! You let them experiment and slaughter children and the people who did got no punishment.//
This hit Micheal hard while Asia hugged Issei's arm Kiba looked down reflecting on his past.
Yaweh://Which is the reason why I'm giving Issei access to all my systems.// This shocked everyone
Issei:"Wait what! Yahweh you bastard this wasn't part of our deal!" he shouted suprising them all. Issei the took out large necklace filled black beads and tried summoning the God of Bibe's spirit, but only the spirit of a baby a few months old showed up.
Asia:"Issei who is that baby?"
Issei:"That's the God of Bible, he reincarnated!" Issei deactivated the technique returning the child's soul, the message then went on.
Yahweh://Issei, I know you'll be angry as this wasn't part of our deal, however giving Micheal the system would create a power balance between all three factions, I can't let this happen, I already caused problems with Lucifer and the way I ran things, Azazel my children I wish I could've been a better father. Micheal though I'm a but disappointed, I'm still glad to be your father and Sirzechs you keep guiding the devils the right direction, you three have accomplished something once thought it impossible.//
Tears were flowing down Micheal eyes along with the angels and fallens that came with them Azazel stood away from the group but you clearly see he was crying as well.
Yahweh://And Issei I'm sorry for my selfish actions this was a last minute option, I hope you can forgive my friend.// It shut off leaving the school grounds silent.
Issei:"*Sigh!* Dammit Yah you had to pull the heart strings didn't ya!" said Issei as he ruffled his hair in slight frustration.
Issei:"Fine I'll deal with it." A typing pad showed as Issei typed a few things it no the system.
Issei:"Okay done I brought up the fertility of all three races matching that of humans, I made angels able to reproduce and drink, curse all that good stuff, except if an angel have any thoughts of betraying heaven they will become a human."
Sirzechs:"How are devils registered in the system?"
Issei:"You guys are his grandkids as the original Lucifer your progenitor, you inherited your some of your devil aspects from Lillith, but you guys have angel blood flowing through you veins but it's suppressed." This again surprised them but they just rolled with it.
Micheal:"So what now?"
Issei:"Simple I go home and fix the other glitches in the system then plan the dates I have with multiple other girls, maybe sign up for my early graduation yeah let's do that."
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