Chapter 2: A Fourth Blue Eyes?! who cares…
One thing I tend to forget about Kaiba.. fucking guy during this whole time was the same age as Yugi and his friends, why does this matter? Because currently I still have to go to school on occasion, Damnit this fucking sucks and by the way the fucking entity that dropped me here yeah fuck them. Reason I say this is simple my kid sibling is only at year younger then I but she goes to same school. Skye Kaiba or as some mega nerds would know and be delighted about Aoi Zaizen from Vrains what pisses me off more is that she is Gozaburo kid that's right the entity made me the Obelisk damned Step Brother that motherfucker… good to know she doesn't want to stab me for stealing the company from Gozaburo cause that be awkward as fuck. No she's attached to my hip whenever she can. It's like fate knows that since I have taken over kaiba and my mentality I could obviously get women they had to put a preptual cock block in my way.
Skye had asked me what happened to the washer and dryer in our penthouse and I said simply we don't need one. Stupid thing is destined to get me in trouble thankfully im rich and can hire two separate people to do our laundries a lady for Skye a guy for me… I'm getting off topic though bad morning for me and I'm just venting you have an asshole Ai as your system and a constant fear your life a drop of the hat will turn into a raunchy porno because "step bro I got stuck" yeah fuck that. Being kaiba means I got shit to do a lot of shit to do. First off thank fuck that current rules of Duel monsters is battle city style so basic rules with 4000 life points not the "My MaChInEs ArE mAgIc PrOoF" type rules in duelist kingdom and you know what I get the dungeons and dragons type explaining rules but holy shit would that be unbareable. Which means yugi be fucked if he faces great moth ha what a bitch…
"Seto your spacing again its your turn." Skye called out that's right we had just started a game ourselves during the break but she wanted to do it the 'Fun' way buying enough pack to make three full decks and then we use the cards from three piles to make a deck of forty. I wanted my first duel to be on the duel stadium where I could see duel monsters come to life but this is fine to. Unlike kaiba while my main deck will always use blue eyes I want to make a few decks and just fuck with people. So this would be a good start. Regardless we weren't the only ones playing duel monsters during the break Joey the Fuck head and Tea the.. well I can't really be mean to her for some reason cause if you see her well shit she's hot can't deny it. Season zero had a mother fucking point showing her off and so did that dark side of dimension movie both peak outfits..
"Oi.. Seto I'll pluck your eyes out if you keep staring at the cheerleader." Skye aggressively says making that immedite cockblock well drop down
"Fine fine sorry just curious everyone plays the game differently after all." I make up an excuse and look at her Skye current field
Skye 4000 LP
Monsters
Celtic Guardian 1400/1200 -> 2200/1200 (Equipped Lightning blade)
Spells/Traps
1 Face Down
1 Lightning Blade (Equip)
1 Gravekeepers servant (Continuious)
Well it wasn't terrible for this type of duel since we drafted random Cards
Drawing I could see my current hand and I already knew what I wanted to do.
Kaiba hand:
Pot of Greed, Soul exchange, Divine Knight Ishzark, Maurading Captain, Trap hole, D.D Warrior Lady (New card)
"Alright first I'll use Pot of Greed drawing two cards."
New Cards Drawn
Heavy Storm, magic jammer
"Perfect. First I'll activate heavy storm to destroy all your spells and traps." I spoke and as I did I hear her click her tongue and in goes the grave yard the two spells and the face down which turned out to be a Magic cylinder.
"Next I will use Soul Exchange to tribute your Celtic Guardian for my Divine Knight Ishzark. With that said I'll lay a two cards face down and end my turn."
Seto Field
Monsters
Divine knight Ishzark 2300/1800
Spells/Traps
Magic Jammer
Trap Hole
"Hmph well it might of been an okay turn but now it's my turn." Skye drew her card and for a moment I saw a sparkle in her eye hmm well let's see what happens
"I'll use Pot of Greed getting me to five cards, next I'll activate Ressurection of Chakra Ritual spell sending my seiryu to the grave to summon Chakra."
Skye Field
Chakra 2450/2000
"Sorry sis but you just wasted a lot of resources. I activate Trap hole to destroy your chakra." I say making her fume but accept
[Aw~ look at the sexual tension between two step siblings during this trying time of something so mundane as a duel~ The yugioh can be weird~]
'I will end you with a rust spork into your fucking liver you son of a bitch, I will twist it until the handle snaps!'
[Ha Like you could bitch, I don't even have a physical body dumbass.. regardless you keep having fun~ I don't like sticking around so you can use me whenever you want and I'll stay asleep when I'm bored]
'I will Delete you and Exchange you for Mircosoft Excel you bastard!' I mentally roared at my system but I hear no response the bastard it was quite for the past few days even when I checked the in system shop, thankfully any duel even practice or tabletop like this I get points not a lot but some.'
"Damn.. I should of known. I guess I end my turn after I set a card." Skye says making me wonder if that's something akin to mirror force or if it's call of the haunted
"Right I draw now."
Seto hand
Maurding Captain, D.D Warrior lady, Mataza the Zapper (New)
"I summon Maurding Captain and with his special ability I can bring out mataza the zapper." I say "Now I will go into the battle phase." Speaking I knew I had one as her sigh was evident of that.
"Well I guess it doesn't matter you win. My face down wouldn't have helped Numerous healer would of only got me through if you didn't summon two monsters much less one that can attack twice. So I guess that's the end of the duel you win this time." Skye relents with a huff
[50 Duel Points added, 350 Duel Points Total]
"Well next time it's not like I always win. So maybe next time your a good duelist after all." I tell her making her fluster a bit.. Damn it I swear I'll kill ever one in this room and myself before I let this happen
Is telling a girl she's good at Dueling the same as confessing this world makes me question if sanity applies. Then again yugioh gx the whole school is 'WhAt DoEs ThIs CaRd Do.' When the effect is at the bottom of the card. I mean shit common questions are simple like 'How many different types of spells are their or What is a field spell.' I think kaiba made Slifer for special people.. you know what I won't be petty in fact I'll make it so Slifer isn't for brokies and have them at least have nice place to stay and better food.. future me problems still got to get through Pegasus, marik, bakura, Zorc and pals.. I sincerely hope Not Anubis, Dartz and Fuck face with the Cubic deck. Let's be honest Anubis is trash but I rather not deal with Giant shadow monsters and zombies thank you very much.
"Hey guys after class we should head over to my Grandpa shop he has an ultra rare card that I'm sure he wouldn't mind showing you guys." I heard the Pipsqueak call out and look over seeing Tristan, Dumbass (Joey), hottie I mean shit cheerleader (Tea), and… who the fuck is that?
Lilac Hair, Pony tail, Yellow ribbon my brain not working when was Yugi friends with another female character. Is gonna be awkward as fuck if I can't remember her and have to ask Skye.. wait a minute.. Oi Fuck face of a system wake your ass up or I'm going to just buy cards from this era with my regular money.
[Bitch you wouldn't dare.. as for your stupid question I know you will ask That Is Miho Nosaka also dumbass a season zero character and a character from the 1999 movie]
Well fuck me.. those events didn't happen right cause I did some heinous shit in season zero not to mention motherfucker atem put me in a damn coma.
[Nah your good, you've interacted with them in the past but nothing to out their.. now go get that fourth blue eyes and tear that bitch up make that little bitch cry.]
Hmm, a Fourth Blue eyes.. nah I'm good fam
"Hey Seto we should go see to maybe it's that missing Blue eyes." Skye speaks up making me look at her
Damn you Skye I didn't care man.. now I have to go, Being a platonic good older brother is hard..
[Just step into the dark desires and accept your fate, hey you could be a legit member of the family then just be like "hey Gozaburo I'm banging your daughter." Problem solved]
So the Noah arc is indeed real meaning Dartz is real most likely… son of a bitch I hate fucking filler! And no fuck you im not doing that.. fucking hell if I'm dating anyone it's that beautiful Egyptian goddess
[I don't think your Horakhty type my guy]
I'll slaughter you…
[Anyway I know who you meant good fucking luck.. then again.. your rich, Seto Kaiba doesn't look to bad, but you lose the moody boy points.. hmm welp got nothing. Oh oh you can bang Joey sister I know the fandom remembers you both in one scene together and made you into an awesome couple.. or you can Cuck Joey and be Mr steal your girl. Ah no be like 'the only way I can finally beat Yugi.. is to steal his girl' better yet go fuck a duel spirit like what's her face that turns into blue eyes you dragon fucker.]
I hate this damn system…
[Aw I Hate you to buddy now hurry up get to question or I'll turn up this affection meter so it's less 'Help me step bro I'm stuck' and more like 'I tied you to the bed so no other girl can snatch your babies before I do']
'Please for all that is holy in Osiris, Obelisk, Ra, Horakhty, and Exodia name please don't.'
"Sure Skye if you want to go we can go but I doubt that's the rare card even if it is I can't use it." I tell her making her nod in agreement
"But I can right?" Skye says making me stare…
'This greedy bitch wants me to get the blue eyes for her..'
[Hahaha And here it is! The quest your first one baby.
Duel Solomon Muto for the Fourth Blue eyes
Reward: 100 Duel points, a Duel with the Protag
Secret reward: (Complete hidden Objective) ]
That seconded one isn't a reward.. whatever let's see what goes down. "We will see Skye.. we will see."
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