Chapter 34: Shitty Plan
Danny was spending another night grinding away. He had managed to get his Body stat to 100 in the first day, making him able to meditate instead of sleep, and thus giving him the ability to grind through the night.
Tonight was another one of those that had him mowing through enemies. The IDs of this particular world are all ghost themed (Who'd have thought). And at the moment he is fighting Ghost mages that reanimate Ghost skeletons... don't ask me, I don't even know.
This is ok though as Danny unlocked his Red Ecto-blast, which is, basically a mass of concentrated physical for of ectoplasm, meaning that it can be formed to materialize solid constructs.
Danny's thoughts were interrupted as he proceeded to cut through the Ghosts in front of him using the red ecto... by projecting it from his eyes.
[You are using the red ecto-blast like laser vision?] Scarlet asked incredulously
"Cyclops" Danny responded
[One sec] she asked as she was looking through her copied records [projects concussive optic blasts that destroy matter through vibrations]
"Yup" replied Danny gleefully as he proceeded to send the optic blasts on a faraway building, taking it down with its occupants
[Ding]
[Through repeated action you have created a skill]
[Optic blast: Concussive]
Release purely physical red blast from your eyes that has the ability to disintegrate matter to its base particles through vibrations
- Unlimited range though Damage is reduced the farther the beam travels
- The farther the beam travels the wider the area of effect
- Damage is based on the [Ecto Blast: Red] skill
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"Oh yeah" Danny shouted preforming a fist pump
[You know you can always just ask for a quest to get the skill] Scarlet suggested
"It gets boring, besides, I'm pretty op for now so might as well have fun" he shrugged, checking the time Danny exited the ID as he had to get ready for this morning.
He was making his way out of the lab when his phone rang. Checking the number, Danny grimaced "What do you want Skulker" Danny asked firmly
Skulker is one of the ghosts Danny couldn't help. His inferiority complex was too much for anyone to fix, even Xander. So Danny kicked his ass, cast a binding spell on him and sent him back to the ghost zone.
"Danny?" came a female voice that was definitely not Skulker
"Desiree?"
"Yes, listen. There is a ghost in the ghost zone that is catching ghosts and imprisoning them for ridiculous reasons, I need you... to..." her voice was cut there, replaced by white noise
"Scarlet?" Danny asked as he ran towards the ghost gate
[From what she described, it's Walker. He runs a prison in the ghost Zone that locks up anyone and everyone using made up rules] Scarlet reported
Danny left a note to his parents that he was out for a flight. He did it before when he wanted to enter his ID without his parents worrying.
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"It's been 15 minutes, anything Scarlet?" Danny asked as he was flying randomly looking for any sign of another ghost, but so far...
[Nothing]
"Dammit" Danny cursed, then paused. His hand moved to scratch his chin in thought "you don't go for the cops" he smiled "they come for you"
[I don't like that smile Boss]
"What smile?" asked Danny with mock innocence as he took out a note book
[Sigh, this is going to be messy]
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Ghost cop #34 is a good guy. All he ever wanted was to feed his family while protecting the peace of the Ghost Zone. Today was shaping to be just another peaceful day in the zone.... until the call came...
"REQUESTING BACK UP, HURRY UP PLEEEEE... oh god there's so much" the call cut causing Ghost Cop #34 to look at his partner for what to do next.
His partner, Ghost cop #69 adjusted his glasses and pocketed his moustache comb while responding in a gravelly voice "this is patrol 420, we're on route"
Ghost cop always wondered where the Sex-O-Rama music came from, but he chalked it up to be the Ghost Zone's peculiarities.
His partner drove like a mad man, like always, though in this particular case, he was thankful, as he can reach the scene faster. So until they got there Ghost cop #34 busied himself by checking his equipment.
"Holy Mary's Tatas. What the hell is that?" Ghost cop #69 exclaimed causing Ghost cop #34 to look up
"Holy shit" he whispered in amassment, shock and revulsion
"Lots of it" his partner confirmed
In front of them is the tragic scene of their fellow Ghost cops floating aimlessly, their eyes looking devoid of all hop and life, as shit fell from their hats and helmets. The reason for this can be seen further into the battle Zone.
"BRING IT ON YOU BASTARDS, I WILL TAKE YOU ALL ON" an old ghost with no teeth nor clothes shouted as he heaved another handful of his own faeces at the cops hiding behind their vehicle
"Someone restrain him" shouted the ghost that seems to be in charge
"We can't" replied another "he's too nimble" he complained as he ducked to avoid another stinky volley
It was then that ghost cop #34 and #69 joined the Frey "we're here, we'll end this" said Ghost Cop #69
"Yeah" Called #34 as everyone ducked another shit spray
"Shit, I'M HIT" called Ghost cop #69
"NO, I'm not losing you old man" Ghost cop #34 reached out to remove the sinister contamination that hit his partner's fabulous moustache
His hand was suddenly stopped by Ghost cop #69 "It's no use" he shook his head "I'm done for" his eyes hardened "But I'm not going down alone"
Ghost cop #34 watched in awe as his Partner and mentor rose as if the wicked waste was weightless, he didn't cry though, now is not the time. He gathered his resolve and gave his partner a salute "Best of luck partner"
Ghost cop #69 smirked "don't need it bud" he then turned and charged at the epicentre of his shitty day "TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER" he shouted as he dove at the old man successfully restraining him... but at what cost
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Back with Ghost cop #34
"He has a wife?"
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With Danny
"HAHAHAHA" there was no coherent thought as Danny watched the whole thing unfold. He lost it and not even Gamer Mind can help him
[I'm forever soul-bound to a child... great]
Danny finally calmed after several minutes. He was happy that he didn't need to breath as a ghost, otherwise he might actually be dead "C'mon, let's follow them"
He followed the cops that were taking his [Living Imagination] made Ghost to prison. He had to restrain himself from dispersing old Walter (yes that's what he is calling him) just to mess with them.
Danny saw the cars enter a building made of metal that can only be described as a prison "Scarlet"
[On it] she called as several Ghosts (the Destiny versions) entered the prison through the wall. This is explained by the simple idea of, humans and human objects in the ghost zone are the ghosts.
[Found her]
"Share vision"
[Sharing, going live]
Danny connected to the ghost and now can see what the ghost sees and feel what the senses feel "Going in" Danny spoke as he opened a portal to the cell where the ghost has found Desiree.
He barely got through as he was tackled to the ground "DANNY!" the Tackler shouted
Danny chuckled at the childish actions of a centuries old Ghost "Sorry I'm late Desiree. I came as soon as I can"
"Ahem"
She rose and carried him with her "it's fine, I'm just glad you came"
"Ahem"
"Of course, you are one of my girls, right?" he smirked playfully as he snaked his arm around her
"AHEM" they were interrupted, causing them to turn to the person... ghost with the sour throat
"Here" Danny called as he threw a small piece of candy at the female ghost "have a Strepsil, it should help with your throat problem"
"The ghost looked at the candy in her hand, then back at the halfa and back at the candy, her face contorted in anger as she threw it at Danny hard, hitting him centre forehead "I DON'T HAVE A THROAT PROBLEM"
Rubbing his forehead Danny turned to Desiree with big puppy-dog eyes "Your friend is a meanie" he spoke with teary eyes as he buried his face in his girlfriend's bosom
"Wha- bu- I- no, I didn't mean to..." the Ghostess was flustered
Desiree, through greet effort, stopped herself from laughing "Danny, stop teasing my friend and your next harem member, Ember"
"What?" asked the she-Ghost as realisation dawned on her "You bastard"
Danny laughed as he sidestepped her charge "c'mon Rocker, I was just kidding" he grinned "don't tell me you didn't realise it and was actually angry instead of playing along"
That gave her pause "Uh..." she crossed her arms with a harrumph "of course I knew, I was just playing along"
"So easy" "So simple" Danny and Desiree felt guilty for tricking her
"DON'T PITTY MEEEE!" Ember shouted through her blush
"What's with the noise" a voice came from outside the cell
"Time to break out" Danny grinned "Desiree, I wish all the guards lost their equipment and all the prisoner ghosts are free"
"Your wish is my desire" she gave Danny a saucy smile as she worked her magic. Within seconds, the cell door opened and from the sound of it, other doors opened as well.
Danny took a deep breath and shouted "PRISON BREAK"
...Pandemonium...
That was how he would describe what is happening now. Danny can see Ghosts of all kind beating on the guards, though the guards were fighting back; they were on the losing side.
"Let's go" Danny waved them after him as he walked
"That's not the way out" Ember noted
"Don't worry" Danny smirked "I simply have a Walter to introduce Walker to"
"Uhh..." she inelegantly supplied
"You'll see"
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"Please, I'm sorry" Walker cried as he was restrained on an operation table "I won't touch your girls again" he cried
"Good" Danny nodded as he dispersed old Walter from where he was squatting on the ceiling beam above Walker "Don't make me call old Walter on you again"
"I won't, please just leave me alone" he sobbed
Danny smiled kindly (not) at Walker "good ghost" he said as he walked away
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Outside
"What did you do to him?" Desiree asked
Ember nodded "I never heard Walker scream like that"
Danny shrugged "Oh it's simple. You know how they say fight fire with fire?" they nodded "I fought pieces of shit with shit" he smiled innocently
"What?" "Huh?"
"Never mind, let's go home" Danny sighed tiredly "welcome to the family Ember"
Ember reeled back in shock "wait, I didn't agree to any of this"
"That's not how it works" Desiree shook his head
"Yeah, you were chosen by THE harem girl" Danny pointed out "it's a done deal"
"But-but-I" she tried
"But nothing, now c'mon, tell me about yourself" Danny interrupted
Still confused, she complied "um... I'm a singer..."
"Oh, really" Danny showed surprise "What do you sing?"
"Rock mostly, I play the..." Ember continued talking as Danny played his charms on her
Poor girl never had a chance
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Silver_Call Bathroom humour never gets old
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anyways, Ember enters the scene
Enjoy
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