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World Travelling Fanfiction

Author: I_R_Noob

Chapter 1: Chapter 1 The Good Author, The Bad MC, and the Shitty Goddess

Once upon the time, there was a boy named Andrew. He was handsome, smart, funny, charismatic… the perfect man. However, even the perfect man had a major flaw. He was an otaku; a hardcore otaku. Even though he had a ton of beautiful girls going after him in real life, he only liked 2D girls; thus, he refused every girl or woman that tried to get close to him, hurting their feelings in the process. Until one fateful day when our perfect man otaku was reading some generic fan-fiction about some guy reincarnating in some light novel universe. He thought it was funny, so he kept reading, and reading, and reading all the way until he ran out of chapters to read. Wanting to read more, Andrew checked the date of the last update. So he thought to himself:

"A month ago, tsch… probably discontinued. Such a pity, it really had potential. Man, I wish something cool like that would happen to me."

Unbeknownst to him, someone was watching him from far, far away. That someone thought to themselves: "Looks promising, let's try it!"

While this was happening, our MC, after that much reading, was resting his eyes. However, the moment he opened his eyes, he saw… white; everything around him was white. Thus, he started yelling "FUUUUCK!!!! I'M BLIND!! HEEEEEELP!"

"You're not blind, idiot." A voice said while giggling.

"I'm not?" and he turned his head around, but there was nobody around.

"Up here." The voice said again.

Andrew finally turned his head upwards and noticed a woman was floating some distance from him. She had blond hair, blue eyes, white skin and a beautiful pair of ......….. rings on her fingers. You thought I was going to say breasts, didn't you? Pervert! Buuuut, I have to admit she was dressed very seductively. She was wearing a white dress with a high leg cut. The dress fit her perfectly, revealing a huge amount of cleavage that was made by her beautiful breasts. There I said it… Happy?!?

Moving on.

The moment he was this woman, our MC was kind of confused and not really impressed, so he spoke:

"Ummm, excuse me, where am I? Have been kidnapped?" Thus disregarding the fact that the woman was levitating a couple of meters from him.

"You're in my domain, youngster. And no, you have not been kidnapped; you're here of your own volition."

"Hold up, lady. What do you mean I'm here on my own free will. I didn't wish to be here… HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP, I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A BIG-BREASTED BIMBO!!!!" he yelled.

The lady was starting to get annoyed by his yelling so waved her beautiful white hand and the yelling stopped.

"Hey author, I thought you said he was smart, what the shit?!?" the lady had a pretty foul mouth.

Ummm, are talking to me?

"No, I'm talking to myself," she sarcastically replied "Who else is the author here?!?"

Uhh, yeah. So what's up?

"I want you to make him smarter," the big-breasted bimbo said "And don't call me a big-breasted bimbo, you second hand shitty author."

Damn girl, you really have a foul mouth. Ok fine I will make him smarter. By the power invested in me, the main character is now smarter.

The lady waved her hand again, thus freeing our struggling main character. However, our main character, after being made smarter by our smart author, was starting to figure out where he was and who the lady was.

"Excuse me, lady, were you talking just now?"

"Huh?!?!" exclaimed the beautiful woman.

"There, who said that?" noted our smart main character.

The lady started getting pissed off again, so she started yelling.

"YOU IDIOT AUTHOR!!!!!!! NOW YOU MADE HIM TOO SMART! HE CAN HEAR YOU NOW!"

Hey you wanted him smarter, now he's smart. No taking back. Deal with it.

It was at that moment that our main character started laughing due to all the bickering between the woman and the narrator.

"I think I figured it out. You're a goddess, aren't you?" said Andrew, our smart MC.

"Finally!!" exclaimed the woman. Happy that she can get done with this ordeal faster she started explaining things to him.

"Andrew, I am the goddess Aphrodite. You are here because I was watching you. Ever since I started watching you, you've hurt countless girls. That pretty much pissed me off. So I was looking for a way to get back at you. Seeing that you were comfortable in your little world of watching animes, reading light novels, and playing games, I've decided to send you through the universes, in order for you to experience them. The f…"

"Hey lady, sorry to interrupt you, but I didn't agree to any of this shit. So send me back before I take this to your superiors," said Andrew. Thinking that he had gained the upper hand, he was feeling very pleased with himself, so he started smiling like an idiot.

"On the contrary, boy, you actually agreed to everything. Like I said before, you're here of your own volition."

"No I'm not, you blonde bimbo!"

"This is giving me a headache. Did you or did you not say, and I quote, 'I wish something cool like that happened to me' when you were talking about a reincarnation novel?"

"I did, but…" stated Andrew as he was panicking but was soon interrupted.

"See you admitted. Now moving on…" the goddess was interrupted as well.

"It was a joke! Just a prank! You're the goddess of love and compassion! You can't do this!" he started yelling again.

"I'm not even going to bother explaining the rest to you. Good luck!" The goddess, unable to stand with his yelling, waved her hand and Andrew disappeared, thus, everything returning to tranquility.