War Hammer in another world

(This is a fanfiction and I don't own anything except for the Oc's and the World)

Here's the short, short, short version of the first chapter:
Guy gets shot in the head.
He dies.
He reincarnates as an ant.
He suicides.
He reincarnates again.
He repeats this until he draws a good thing.
140000 years pass and he finally get's something good, the 'A Weeb's wet dream' package.
He then reincarnates into another world.
God goes with him because after 140000 years they became best buddies.
(premium synopsis)