now we all know how death goes but I obviously didn't know ya meet god so when I did I was confused but we came to a conclusion I was to be a skaven or how he put "you want to be a rat? are you sure not a human or atleast a lizardmen."
" yes completely" I then pushed further and he said " fine! but to balance it out you need gifts so I guess I'll just give them randomly to you."
" give me a second" he summons a paper " ok here they are"
" neat "
as I skim the list I see a few of them the first was game like recruitment second was rpg system and third was forever loyalty huh as a skaven that's really broken wait fourth what's this ... unbreakable will for a skaven that's the best joke ever
as I get half way through the portal I say " good joke god the fourth is really funny"
" wait what do you mean you have ten because of your race ... did you not read it all "
as I trip in the portal I say " sorry I skimed it"
" why on earth would you skim it!? it is your only way to survive."
that's when I woke up in a pile of dead giant rats I looked around and saw my white fur and some weapons so as you do I picked one up and started walking I also surprisingly did not have a hunch so I was pretty tall well not really I was around the height of 5'7 maybe 8 but I dont know
I might be a leader that got curb stomped but I'm not sure but when i find a Warren i will grow so fast make a clan beat other clans and rule all skaven yes-yess all skaven bow before i he he how I can't wait to speak perfect English infront of a man ahh that'll be a good day
welp better keep moving can't just keep laughing