Chapter 31: Chapter 31: Vegas, Baby!

VOLUME TWO: SIN SHOT

PAM

Mm-mmm. There's that tall, long-haired Russian. "Curious Georg," as he's known on Instagram. Or was known, before his account went stagnant. Kind of a bummer. His account was pretty fun to follow. Georg in big sunglasses and a silly hat. Georg pouring a bottle of Russian vodka over some half-naked woman's stomach. Georg half undressed, asleep on a purple couch, a mustache drawn on his face in black marker.

What can I say? I'm a sucker for trouble.

We went on a date once. Kind of twice. The first time doesn't really count because we were just the plus-ones to our friends Evan and Holly. The second time, we sucked face up until that big dummy Viktor started a fight and shut down the evening. Fight notwithstanding, I still think the sucking face elevates it to a date.