"Who the hell is Hagrid?" Harry asked as Loki made his way out of Harry's arms so he was now on Harry's right shoulder.
"Ah, here he is now." Dumbledore said as he gestured to an approaching man, one who was the largest that Harry had ever seen.
"That's a huge motherfucker." Harry couldn't help but blurt out.
"Mr Potter, language!" McGonagall said.
"English." Harry replied.
"Hagrid," Dumbledore said before anyone else could reply. "I trust that you recognise young Mr Potter."
"Blimey!" Hagrid said when he caught sight of Harry, he stopped just in front of Harry. "Why, I haven't seen you since you were a baby Harry."
"And you saw me when I was a baby because..." Harry trailed off, waiting for the giant man to finish for him.
"I knew your parents." Hagrid smiled. "James and Lily, best wizard and witch I had ever met." Hagrid said, Snape made a snort of disagreement. "Ah, and who is this cute little fellow?" Hagrid said, gesturing to Loki.
"That's Loki." Harry answered.
"Hagrid, I would like you to take young Harry to go and get his school supplies." Dumbledore said as he handed Hagrid a list.
"No problem sir." Hagrid said.
"I'm sorry, what do you teach?" Harry asked.
"Oh...I'm not a teacher." Hagrid said. "I'm the gamekeeper."
"Okay...and do you do this for all students?" Harry asked.
"Uh...no...not really." Hagrid admitted.
"Hagrid will be more than capable for this task." Dumbledore said before gesturing Hagrid to come closer, Hagrid bent down so Dumbledore could whisper in his ear and hand him something that Hagrid slid into the inside of his coat.
"Oh, lovers." Harry said as he gestured between the two.
"No, they are not." McGonagall said, frowning at Harry.
"Oh drug dealers then." Harry replied. "What?" He said when he saw the look on McGonagall's face. "I don't judge."
"Well Harry, here's the Leaky Cauldron." Hagrid said as the two entered the Leaky Cauldron, a wizarding pub that you could walk through to get to Diagon Alley.
"Alright Hagrid," Tom, the bartender, said when Hagrid and Harry entered. "the usual?" Tom asked.
"No thanks Tom, I'm afraid I'm here on official Hogwarts business, taking young Harry here to get his supplies.
"Bless my soul, it's Harry Potter!" Tom said in a surprised voice, suddenly all talking and sound was removed as everyone looked towards Harry.
"It's Harry Potter!" Several people shouted as the whole crowd moved towards him.
Harry immediately decided that he hated it here, he felt himself get pushed around a lot as various people began touching him and shaking his hand. He heard different people say various things but he couldn't really hear as they all kept speaking at the same time. Harry's patience had gone out the window when he heard Loki cry in fright.
"That's it!" Harry snapped as he reached and grabbed a bottle from the bar, he smashed the bottom half on the bar, frightening those near him and began pointing the broken bottle at everyone near him. "Alright back up! Back up! Now! Back witch! Get back!"
"But why?!" One asked. "We're not doing anything wrong! We just..."
"You all were suffocating me!" Harry said as he glared at them all. "I don't appreciate being pushed around like a rag doll! I don't even know who any of you are!"
"The boy's right," Tom said. "stop crowding the poor kid! He finally comes back to the wizarding world and the first thing you all do is start going after him like he's a toy?!" Tom demanded, many of the members lowered their heads but they all looked embarrassing.
"Also why the hell are you all crowding around me for? How the hell do you all know who I am?!" Harry asked while Loki buried his face into Harry's hair.
"Of course we know who you are!" One of them said.
"You're Harry Potter!" A different person said. "Defeater of you-know-who!"
"I...I don't know who. Who the hell did I defeat?"
"He-who-must-not-be-named." Another answered.
"Well a name would be good right now!" Harry said in an exasperated tone.
"You mean you don't know?!" Tom blurted out in shock.
"Know what?!" Harry demanded.
"You defeated V...V...Voldemort." Tom said, he along with everyone else in the room apart from Harry shuddered. "The worst dark lord that the world had ever seen."
"I'm pretty sure I didn't." Harry replied.
"No but you have!" Another cried. "Everyone knows it! You defeated him when you were a baby!"
"Alright you all have clearly had too much to drink, I think it's time you all go home." Harry said with Loki nodding in agreement. "How could a baby defeat the supposed 'worst dark lord that the world had ever seen'?"
"Alright, that's enough of that." Hagrid said to the others before turning to Harry. "Come on Harry." Hagrid said before guiding Harry out of the Leaky Cauldron. "you really didn't know?" Hagrid asked with a frown.
"Fuck it," Harry said as he rolled his eyes and tossed the broken bottle away. "if nobody's going to talk and give me a straight answer then I'll just go and find out somewhere else. If it's as big of a deal as people say then I'll just find a book."
"I can tell you about it if you want." Hagrid offered. "I can..."
"I have made up my mind," Harry said, cutting him off. "do not make me change it."
"O...kay." Hagrid said just as they entered the Diagon alley.
Harry looked around, he saw a lot of witches and wizards moving around. He also noticed that they were all pretty much wearing robes, or at least all of the adults apart from a select few. Harry followed Hagrid down the alley, looking around as he did so. Harry caught the attention of quite a few people, partially because he wasn't wearing robes like a lot of them and also because he had a monkey on his head. A minute or so later they entered Gringotts bank.
"Okay what the hell are those?" Harry whispered to Hagrid as he gestured to the small humanoid shaped creatures with long, pointy noses and ears.
"Goblins Harry, smart and crafty creatures but not the most friendly of beasts, best stay close." Hagrid advised as they made their way up to a booth. "Mr Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal." Hagrid said to the goblin, the goblin looked up at Hagrid before staring at Harry in a slightly creepy way.
"And does Mr Potter have his key?" The goblin asked.
"Oh wait...here's the little devil." Hagrid said as he pulled out a key.
"Hold up, what's that?" Harry said as he pointed to the key.
"It's a key Harry."
"I know that," Harry said as he rolled his eyes. "but the key to what?"
"Your vault."
"My vault?" Harry repeated. "So this key is the key to a vault with a lot of money?"
"Yes." Hagrid nodded.
"Okay so why the hell do you have my key?!" Harry demanded as he looked at the key like a goblin would look at gold.
"Professor Dumbledore gave it to me." Hagrid replied.
"Why does he have my key?" Harry asked without missing a beat. "It's my key. Shouldn't I have my key?"
"You were not aware that the headmaster possessed your key?" The goblin asked with a frown, at least it looked like a frown, Harry wasn't entirely sure.
"I didn't even know the headmaster before today." Harry admitted.
"Hmm," The goblin hummed. "I think it's best that you talk with one of our employees. Do you have time to spare today?"
"Yep," Harry nodded, Loki climbed on top of his head and nodded along with him. "sooner the better please. I want my key and I want my money."
"Very well," The goblin nodded,. "Griphook!" The goblin called and a second later another goblin arrived. "Escort Mr Potter to meeting room three and then call the goblin in charge of the Potter family."
"Now wait here," Hagrid said. "Dumbledore told me to..."
"That is not my concern." The goblin cut Hagrid off. "Now do you have any other business with Gringotts?"
Harry didn't get to hear Hagrid's answer as he had walked after Griphook, he didn't want to lose the goblin because despite not wanting to sound racist they all looked the same to him.
An hour later Harry had left Gringotts bank, he was rather happy about what had happened as the goblin had explained several things such as how the money system worked, and unlike the other people in the pub they straight out told him why he was famous and gave him a recommended list of books to read. Plus they had sorted out the business with his key and vaults, the only reason he wasn't currently going after Dumbledore and kicking the shit out of him was because the man hadn't stolen any of his money.
"I don't know what Hagrid was on about," Harry said to Loki, who was sat on his shoulder. "those goblins were quite nice, weren't they?" Loki agreed and made a small noise of agreement. He then tapped Harry on the head and gestured to the exit of Gringotts and saw Hagrid coming out.
"Harry!" Hagrid said as he rushed towards him. "Are you alright?!" He asked and looked him over.
"Still alive." Harry shrugged. "Loki's alive too in case you're interested."
"Oh merlin, I need a drink." Hagrid sighed.
"Go and have one then." Harry replied.
"I can't." Hagrid said, shaking his head. "I've got to help you get your supplies and..."
"Hagrid me and Loki will be fine, won't we Loki?" Harry said, adding the last part to Loki who grunted in agreement as he nodded his head.
"Well..." Hagrid looked unsure.
"Come on Hagrid, please!" Harry begged with puppy dog eyes, Hagrid looked like he was about to agree but still looked unsure so Loki decided to help by also giving Hagrid the puppy dog eyes as well.
"Oh...alright..." Hagrid said, handing Harry the list. "I'll take a quick drink then I'll be off to find ya."
"Lovely." Harry said as he took the list and walked off. "Can't believe that that worked." Harry whispered to Loki.
"Come in dear," Madam Malikin, the owner of the robe shot, said when Harry walked in. "oh my, what a cute little animal." She said when she saw Loki.
"Thank you but I'd prefer not be called an animal." Harry replied.
"Um...right...well you're here for some Hogwarts robes, correct?"
"Yes ma'am." Harry nodded.
"Ah that's good, just stand on the stool there, you'll have to wait for a moment before someone gets around to you. There are two other people here."
Harry nodded and stepped up on stool, he looked at the other two people. One was a blonde boy with grey who looked was trying to make conversation with the other person, the other was a pretty girl with black hair and blue eyes and looked extremely bored. There was two assistants working on their robes. The two quickly noticed him though.
"Who are you?" The boy drawled and sneered, with that Harry had already decided that he didn't like him.
"Well that's the question isn't it?" Harry responded but didn't say anything else.
"Well are you going to answer my question?" The boy said impatiently.
"I haven't decided yet." Harry responded, earning a soft snort of amusement from the girl.
"What is that filthy beast?" The boy said, looking at Loki.
"This...is...a...monkey," Harry said, talking to him like he was an unintelligent by talking as slowly as he could possibly talk. "You...might...be...related."
"How dare you?!" The boy turned red while the girl placed a hand over her mouth to hold back laughter as the employees acted like they couldn't hear anything, even thought the slight curves on their lips gave them away. "Do you know who I am?!"
"You might be my monkey's cousin." Harry shrugged. "I mean you look the same...well not really...Loki over here looks better than you."
"Loki?" The girl asked.
"The monkey." Harry said.
"I am Draco Malfoy!" The boy said bringing his attention back to himself.