[CAIZHI'S POV]
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After I left the house in my quest to have a little fun, I happened to stumble upon a disgusting dimension-Hell.
It had a big bad red devil as its absolute ruler.
That stupid little devil dared to say that he wanted my Soul and Will and offered me a chance at survival by becoming his eternal servant.
Such an atrocious fellow!
He even wanted to make me his slave!
He made me angry, like really angry especially when he tried to manipulate me through his nonsensical lies.
So I did what cultivators normally do to those who court death.
I punched his face so hard that I had nearly destroyed that hellish dimension.
I kicked him in the nuts, fed him to his own servants, and then leashed him like a little doggy.
The bastard was a hardcore survivor and I don't remember how many times I had destroyed his body over and over again.
He was like an unkillable cockroach but that didn't deter me from making him experience what true Infinite death is.
He later begged me for forgiveness after dying uncountable times.
He should be lucky that I am a cute lady with a huge magnanimous heart, hmph.
Currently, I am sitting on a throne and him kneeling on the floor like a dog.
He had a collar around his neck connected to a rope which was being held in my hands.
The red devil looked pitiful and hideous that I just wanted to kick off his head.
I was restraining myself since I had pummeled him enough for my own taste.
Doing something in excess was no fun.
"What is your name?"
"This humble one is called Mephisto, young goddess," He spoke eloquently with utter obedience.
"I am better known as "The Devil" or "Satan" by the humans."
It seems he had a talent for smooth talking and looking more appealing to others.
I stepped on his head, my Greek golden lace-up sandal finding a new platform.
"Mephisto... hmm, your name is surely evil just like your face."
"Disgusting!"
I frowned down at him after thinking about something that disturbed me.
"Hey, why can't you completely die?"
Mephisto didn't dare to raise his head and meet my gaze.
"I am an abstract entity brought into existence by the thoughts and ideas of men. Evil is inherent in human society and as long as it exists, I will also not truly die."
So it was like that.
This was something that you will never find in the cultivation world.
It was basically cheating death.
If I couldn't kill him completely, then what about big bro Noah?
Big bro is super duper powerful that I can't fathom his true power.
I know he wouldn't need even an attosecond to absolutely erase this demonic being that had tried to trick me and then kidnap me.
He isn't worthy to be my plaything if he is so ugly like sin.
Lemme ask Big Bro Noah for his thoughts then.
I slowly closed my eyes for a moment and used my hyper-divine awareness to search for Noah.
My perception exceeded the Hell Dimension and extended to the whole universe.
Bingo, gotcha.
It didn't take long for me to find him as he was as flashy as always.
He was sitting on a probably overpowered chair, my gut senses told me so.
But that wasn't the main point of attraction... but a solely different one.
An auburn-haired woman.
A very beautiful one to boot.
Her beauty wasn't far off from my big sisters, not by much.
Big Bro Noah is truly an insatiable beast as always.
'Noah, can I take some of your time?' I sent him a telepathic message and created a mental link with him.
It seems he had already anticipated my presence.
'Little twerp, you are still alive?'
'Hmph, idiot Noah. Do you truly want to see me dead? Uwaa, you hurt my feelings.'
'I am only joking, Caizhi. So what mess have you landed yourself in?'
'I happened to accidentally enter a strange dimension called Hell and I encountered a big demon called Mephisto.'
'Mephisto huh? Did he do anything to you?'
'No, he didn't get the chance. I beat him up to a pulp and killed him infinitely but it seems he can't be killed using conventional ways.'
'So you want me to help you finish him off?'
'No, I don't wish to kill him. I want something that can make him more pitiful. I think he is already numb to the Concept of death.'
'Okay then. Don't worry, I will make Mephisto experience despair.'
And then the mental link was disconnected.
I clicked my tongue at Mephisto.
"Hey, your salvation is on its way. On this day, Hell will have a new Hell lord."
He trembled visibly after hearing my words.
I could see beads of cold sweat slowly cascading down his head.
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[MEPHISTO POV]
F*ck my life!
F*ck Fate!
For f*cksake, why did I have to encounter such a dreadful monster?
Why did I have to be humiliated like trash in my own realm?
Was I that weak? No.
It was the mysterious little lady who was just too powerful.
That little bitch dared to leash me like a dog.
I was being subjected to something that I normally performed on the damned souls that belonged to Hell.
Being stepped upon by someone stronger than I was...
I don't know why I felt weirdly excited to some degree.
Her legs were slender and immaculate but I only got one chance to catch a glimpse of them.
It was before I became a literal punching bag.
"Do you want freedom?"
A masculine yet mysterious voice resounded in my head all of a sudden.
"Do you want to live?"
For someone to be able to bypass my almost unbreakable mental defenses...
They had to be more powerful than the little she-devil.
But it was so suspicious.
"Do you want to live?"
The voice spoke again.
The same question again.
"I freaking want to leave from this torture!"
"Who doesn't want to live?"
"Do you wish to be enlightened?"
I didn't want to waste my time with this cliche, kind of weird question.
I mumbled a reply, "Naturally."
"Amitabha, today you will be converted then!"
"Nani?"
I was shocked beyond measure.
Converted?
That didn't sound promising and I felt immensely afraid.
"Haha, turn away from evil Mephisto and be a Buddha!"
'I am fucked yet again!'
Those were my last thoughts before I lost my consciousness to eternal darkness while being stepped upon by a little minx.
It is a pity that I didn't get the chance to know her name.
Of course, nothing beats a little bit of cursing!
Then I would have cursed her to death!
Just kidding, those were my wishful thinking.
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