Chapter 106: The Suprising Gift
(20 Minutes Before Sebastian and Zabrina's Return)
As the sun rises up, shining the great Minecraft island, where the residence of our favorite retarded dickwads were. As the time of the morning came, a person woke up somewhere laying on the top of the stone castle of Delirious somehow. His eyes started to twitch, and once he opened them up slowly, he began to yawn.
"Orahhhhh! ¦3" Nogla yawned out as he slowly rose from the rooftop, stretching while doing so.
Scratching his back, Nogla slowly turned his head towards the sun that is rising and touching mother nature inappropriately. He began to inhale the air to his lungs and...
"Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo!! COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!! *Cough!* *Cough!* *Cough!!*...shit."
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Inside of Delirious' Castle, located in his throne room was the crew sleeping in their beds like literal rocks, while Delirious lay on his throne, hugging his teddy bear tightly as if he didn't let anyone take in from him.
It was a quiet and peaceful sleeping time for the team, one might be either have good and wet dreams, and-
*BAM!*
The door of the throne room was instantly kicked, revealing Vanoss who is already fully geared up.
"AAAALLLLLLLRRRRIIIIIIIIIII-"
"Jesus Christ! Can you say something besides 'Alright'?!" Wildcat yelled angrily at the owl beastmen, annoyed and pissed of Evan just ruining his wet dream of having a threesome with his wife and Scarlet Johansson.
"...OKAY!!!" Vanoss shouted loudly with a blank look, causing Delirious and Moo to laugh, while Basically wheezes.
"Okay, you motherfuckers! We need to movr now! Let's gear up!"
"Nahhhh, just a little longer. I didn't gettem to sleep very nicely last night." Terroriser said, covering himself with his blanket and continuing to sleep.
"Don't care, don't give a shit. Let. us. go. I COULDN'T HELP THE EXCITEMENT OF ADVENTURE TOWARDS THESE NEW WORLD!" Vanoss shouted with fire in his eyes as he jumped up and down above Terroriser continuously till a vein appeared in his head.
"Alright! Alright!"
Vanoss: Perfect! Now start the music!
*Start Music — Raspberry - Go all the way*
(Time Skip, brought to you by Chibi Team 6 doing Lalalala it goes around the world on Leon)
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"""O_O"""
Not even 5 minutes had passed, by the time they all finished gearing up and went to the center of their residence, what they didn't expect was that over thirty corpses were shown everywhere.
"Jesus ( •_•)" Basically simply said.
"What in the FUCK happened here?!?" Wildcat exclaimed, not even he expected something like this. The area they were seeing is full of bloody corpses, even worse than when the goblins, ogres, and Hobgoblins invaded their home just a month ago, the day where they transported here, now most of them getting some flashbacks.
"And how the hell didn't we hear the chaos while we were asleep?" Terroriser asked.
"Doesn't matter anyway, they might be some bandits entering our lands." Delirious calmly said as he picked up a loose leg, "I guess Moo's little pet was useful after all."
"Hey! The Warden isn't just a pet!" Moo yelled, feeling offended.
"Brock, you just literally tamed it and gave a fully gear Netherite Armor." Terroriser said.
"That is true but I think Xavier also helped."
Vanoss shook his head, "Nah, that Iron Golem is dealing with the other Golems working on the Underground railway system towards the city."
"Woah! Whoa! Whoa! Wait! A group of Iron Golems create a railway towards the city? Why can't we use our elytras and fly over there?" Wildcat questions.
"That just means wasting our fireworks and resources. The Kingdom of Floral or whatever Moo called it is where the city was, he stated it is located on the other side of the region, the distance here to there is kinda like the distance between my home place, Canada, to Brazil."
"Jesus, that long? And who gave that underground Railway idea?"
"Delirious."
"So you've wasted 30% of our resources to make a long ass railway for the past 2-3 weeks?" Wildcat deeply said, looking at Delirious with a frown.
Waving his hands and nodding his head at a fast pace, Delirious yelled, "Yeah, yeah! But that's not the only one I've made!"
"Like what?"
Moving his eyes on Vanoss, Delirious smiled through his mask and spoke, "Vanoss? I did tell you earlier, give them a little 'imptrodushion'."
Raising a brow, Vanoss asked, ""What the fuck is an 'Imptrodushion'?" But then a realization hits him, "Ohhh, you mean Introduction."
Everyone laughed at another one of Delirious' mispeaking, Delirious tried to complain but it was cut off when Vanoss began his introduction like what Delirious told him.
"ALRIGHT! Listen up, you Minecraft pussies!" Vanoss shouted as he stood at the top of the Beacon, gazing at everyone below him.
"Today-..."
"Woah. Woah." Basically and Nogla said in shock.
"Jeez." Moo said with a mock, taken aback tone.
"Such a-calm down there, dude." Wildcat told Vanoss.
"That's a solid intro." Terroriser commented as everyone started to chuckle and laugh.
"I didn't tell him to say that." Delirious claimed, chuckling at this.
"I thought I'd, I thought I'd, you know, match- match the-the-the vibe we're going for." Vanoss said.
"I'm only a pussy in real life." Wildcat said, waking up to Vanoss before speaking in a nerdy tone. "iN mInEcRaFt, i'M A hArdCoRe WaRrIor wiTh a EFfICiEnCy fIvE sHaRpNeSs tHrEe sWoRd~~"
As Wildcat said this, Terroriser slowly pulled out his enchanted shotgun, taking aim before firing and killing Wildcat right on the spot.
"HuhahaHahaha!" Delirious laughed loudly.
"Hahahaha!" Basically laughed alongside the others.
"Oh, my God!" Nogla shouted in surprise.
"Success!" Moo shouted.
"I couldn't... I couldn't resist." Terroriser told Wildcat as Nogla ran up and picked up all of his fallen loot. "You can kill me."
"Eh-... why?" Wildcat asked, looking at Nogla before trying to leave the game. Only to realize he doesn't, "Fuck! I forgot we are still here!"
"Hahaha! I just-... I couldn't resist with the way you said it." Terroriser replied, thinking Wildcat left because of him. "You had to die!"
"Oh, my God." Vanoss said with an annoyed tone. "Way to go, Terroriser." He chuckled as everyone started to calm down. "You just have to ruin shit."
"Alright. One less video to compete with." Delirious said with a confident tone.
"I don't care, I don't care that you killed me." Wildcat spoke with an exhausted sigh as Delirious laughed. "Why does Nogla have to run over my loot?"
As Wildcat said this, Nogla started to drop the loot he stole from Wildcat.
"Alright. Alright. Now let's be serious. Today, Delirious and I brought you guys all here today, to show you something." Vanoss stated to everyone as Wildcat hit Nogla with his diamond sword. "Alright?"
"Isn't it another doomsday?" Moo asked nonchalantly.
"No, it's not something destructive, it's something 'transportive'."
"Is that even a word?"
"Boooo!!" Basically shouted in reply.
"No, but listen, listen. Instead of turning you into an adult, it will make you into the opposite!" Vanoss said with a dramatic tone.
"""What?""" Everyone said cluelessly, except for Delirious who already knows this.
"It means we're gonna turn you adults back to kids!" Delirious cuts in and explains.
"""Ahhh...""" Everyone nodded in understanding.
"Alright, at least Delirious explain it perfectly you dumb fucks. So follow me."
Just as Vanoss got down from the Beacon, Moo walked up to it.
"Marcel, would you say that this is the end of the road, right here?" Moo asked Basically as he motioned to the end of the brick road at the Beacon.
"🎵Although we've come to the end of the road🎵" Basically sang, prompting Terroriser to shoot himself with his own gun, aiming right at his mouth, as well as causing Marcel, Nogla, and Delirious to laugh.
"Why did Brian kill himself?" Nogla asked.
Terroriser sighed as he began to respawn. "Because I'm... racist."
"Haha!" Vanoss chuckled.
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MINECRAFT
"Okay, so we will become kids again. Is that it? Yeah?" Nogla asked as he walked up to Vanoss.
"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah." Vanoss answered back.
"Finally, responsibility is a pain," Moo said.
"Haha, okay. So follow me." Vanoss told everyone as he directed them to his treehouse.
"Pussy boys." Nogla commented as he followed along.
"Wait, is it-... is it a Bar-mitzvah?" Basically asked as everyone started to follow Vanoss.
"Woah. Woah." Terroriser suddenly said as he was last to follow Vanoss and the rest of the group.
"You'll find out. You'll find out." Vanoss turned to everyone before continuing to lead them to his treehouse. "Just follow me."
"Mhm." Nogla replied.
"I'm gonna-I'm gonna-I'm gonna give you guys the grand tour of, alright." Vanoss told everyone.
"Okay. Okay." Basically nodded as everyone walked, ignoring the numerous bodies they've been passing.
"Oh, boy!" Terroriser said, expecting something weird to happen.
"Of becoming a child again?" Moo asked with a small chuckle.
"Yeah, yeah. No-." Vanoss answered to Moo as some of the group started to laugh and chuckle.
"Oh, God." Basically said with a chuckle. "We had this class in the fifth grade. I don't know what shit, l don't know what you're doing."
"Alright, guys. Everyone, take a cart." Vanoss told his friends as they got to her railway. "Everyone take a cart."
"He used a banana." Basically said in regards to his teacher.
"Oh, well this is the last cart ride I'll have..." Wildcat said as Basically and Moo laughed.
"Follow me." Vanoss said as he got in his cart.
"...till I'm fucking dead." Wildcat finished his sentence.
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The scene cuts to everyone within Vanoss's treehouse, the floor covered in snow.
"Alright!" Vanoss shouted before faking down through the hole where the track went up to get inside the treehouse. "Oh, shit."
"Hahahaha!" Basically and Moo laughed.
"*Wheezes!*" Delirious wheezes so loudly that he is like a steaming teapot.
"Alright!" Vanoss shouted again as he got back up. "Alright. Alright."
"Holy shit." Nogla said as he chuckled. "I thought that was the end."
"Hehehe. Alright." Vanoss chuckled before becoming a little more serious. "I'm gonna show you some secrets, okay? But you can't tell anyone. Alright? I-I specifically-."
"We're everyone on the server." Wildcat pointed out with a giggle.
"There's like thirty-seven people here." Delirious said as Moo chuckled.
"We specifically brought you guys, cause I trust you out of all the people on this server." Vanoss told his friends. "Okay?"
"We're the only fucking people on the server!" Terroriser shouted.
"The only people not here are Panda and 407." Basically said.
"Unfortunately-unfortunately those two weren't transported here with us." Vanoss said. "I think the gaming gods deemed them not worthy enough to come here to become badass heroes."
He continued, "Now! I'm gonna start this tour off with a little bit of a classic magic trick." Vanoss stated. "So what I want you guys to do is turn around. Turn around!"
"Hoodini!" Basically shouted.
"Oh, no." Wildcat said, squeezing his nostrils, "You're doing that trick again. You already did that, I know about the button behind the band." He pointed to a yellow band where the hidden button was.
"Just shut the shut up!" Vanoss shouted at Wildcat, causing Moo to laugh and Terroriser to chuckle. "Turn around! Turn around, and count to three."
"Place your face on the wall." Delirious added in as everyone was now placing their faces on the wall.
"I want you to say the magic word." Vanoss told them. "One-"
"What is it?" Wildcat asked.
"What is it? What is it?" Terroriser asked as well.
"You'll know." Vanoss told Brian. "Just say whatever comes to your mind. One. Two. Three."
"Bags of elephant poop!" Wildcat shouted.
"Potatoes!" Nogla shouted.
"Pootis." Terroriser called out.
As everyone kept saying random shit, instead of pressing any button, Vanoss pulled out a pistol and shot a round at the corner of the house, where another hidden button was placed.
"Hoodini." Moo said as the sound of gunfire, followed by a door shifting open was heard.
But instead of behind them, it was underneath.
Looking down, everyone went eyes wide to see the floor beneath them open, showing a dark abyssal hole where there is no end to it.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!" Wildcat yelled in fright. Instinctively, he held the floor just in time, preventing himself from falling into the abyss. He looks at Marcel and he does the same. But when he looks around, he notices that everyone, including Vanoss, wasn't present.
"For fuck sake."
On the bottom of the hole, everyone, except for Wildcat and Marcel, landed on a pool of water with Vanoss being the last.
"Holy shit!" Moo shouted as went out of the water.
"You could easily die here." Nogla said.
"Ta-da!" Vanoss said to his friends as Delirious laughed some more.
"Did you guys pissed your pants?" Delirious asked as he chuckled. "You didn't expect that, hu-"
"You sons of bitches! That was unexpected!" Terroriser yelled angrily before his mouth begam to curve upwards and couldn't help but laugh. "Okay, but that was funny as hell."
"Of course, it's not like I will repeat the same thing, that will be boring as fuck." Vanoss said as he started to put down the blue concrete.
"Oh..." Nogla trailed off as he saw what Vanoss was up to.
Before Vanoss could finish, Basically was next to fall down, landing into the smaller pool of water.
"Yo, that is not a very big hole!" Basically shouted as Wildcat was next to fall down.
"Watch out, watch out, watch out." Vanoss told Terroriser, who giggled as he plugged up the entrance hole with a dirt block.
"OH MY GOD!" Wildcat shouted as he fell down while Terroriser had covered up the holes with dirt blocks.
[I_Am_Wildcat fell from a high place]
"Hahahaha!" Terroriser laughed as he started to break away the dirt he placed in.
"YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!" Wildcat shouted angrily and annoyance as his stuff was sent falling to the ground the time Terroriser broke the dirt blocks as everyone laughed.
"Oh! Oh- *cough!* *cough!*" Nogla coughed as he laughed, "Oh, fuck."
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The scene cut to Vanoss standing in front of a door that held the sign: "ZIP ONLY" on it.
"So this is the VIP room, okay?" Vanoss told everyone.
"Yes." Terroriser said.
"It clearly says ZIP!" Basically pointed out.
"Alright, yeah that's an inside joke that a lot of people don't understand." Vanoss said. "Okay!"
"It requires lots of alcohol." Delirious said with a chuckle.
"Are you guys ready?" Vanoss asked everyone.
"Yeah!" Terroriser said first.
"Yeah." Basically said with a gangster tone.
"Yeah!" Moo shouted.
"Yeah! Open it up!" Nogla called out.
Vanoss proceeded to do so as he walked into the room first. "Come on iiiiin~!"
As the crew entered the room, what they first saw was the underground road tunnel that Delirious mentioned, a road tunnel that reaches thousands of kilometers.
"Damn, it's so BIG!" Nogla shouted as he looked around in awe.
"What the fuck?" Wildcat called out in surprise. "You guys made this for the past month?"
"Actually, it was the Delirious army that built this!" Delirious said with pride in his voice.
"Yeah, yeah, but this isn't the only thing that was surprising?" Vanoss said as he let out a mysterious smile and pulled out a key.
Curious, before the crew could learn what he meant, a light began to lit up behind them. Turning around, they saw something that made everyone yell out in surprise.
"No FUCKIN' way!" Terroriser shouted as everyone looked at the large yellow vehicle that seemed to appear on a bus.
Yes, it was the one and only legendary Banana Bus!
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"Dude! Evan, did you build this?!" Wildcat said in shock as everyone was impressed by the perfect replica of the bus from GTA.
"YUP!" Vanoss nodded, getting a fist pumped from Delirious.
"Yeahhh! This is the best birthday gift ever!" Terroriser shouted as he jumped up and down.
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