*BOOM* *CRASH*
alex was staring out of his window and saw a big Godzilla like creature destroying the city
'this is the moment i was waiting for...'
he walked to his garage and started opening it
'this is why i bought the-'
'where is it?'
Alex:*shout's* eehhh Meri!!!
Meri: *shout's from the kitchen* yea??
Alex: where is my megazord?
Meri: what?
Alex: WHERE . IS . MY . MEGAZORD . !
Meri: oh! i thrown it away!
Alex: you what?!?
Meri: it was just a pile of junk you were not even using it besides you dont have time to play with it today you promised me we will have a dinner together remember!
Alex: you dont understand this is important!
Meri: important!! more than me!! listen here i was waiting for this dinner for a month! there is nothing more important than that right now!!
Alex: the city is in danger!!
Meri: YOU SEX TONIGHT IS IN DANGER!!!
Alex looked out of the window
dying guy: NOOO PLEASEEE!! HELP MEEE!!
little girl: MOMY PLEASE WAKE UP! WHAAAAAAA!
a middle age guy: SOMENE HELP THERE IS A CHILD IN THAT BUILDING
Alex: ...
*goes to the kitchen*
'i will revive everyone later'
guess who's back