"Wow...what a gathering of beauties..." Dong Zhu murmured, immediately turning his attention away from the poor cashier and towards us. More specifically, the girls with me.
It took all I had not to jump out the window right then and there. Only two things stopped me: one, my sanity, and two, the fact that there wasn't a window there for me to jump out of.
"Are you kidding me..." I muttered under my breath as Dong Zhu and his gang began walking towards us.
"W-What do we do?!" Lan Xiao Su whispered sharply, avoiding eye contact with Dong Zhu.
"Stay calm," I instructed. "If he tries anything, just push him away."
"O-Okay," Lan Xiao Su breathed. The other girls did the same as they mentally prepared themselves.
But surprisingly enough, the first person Dong Zhu went up to was not any of the the nine girls, but instead, me.
"Hm...kid. Where you from? Never seen ya face 'round here."
Heya guys! Cyclxne here.
Nice comedic twist at the end of the chapter there, huh?
...Not. Yes yes I know I am the cringiest author alive...actually, am I really alive? Hm...I'm so constantly dead inside it's hard to tell.
But hey, you gotta appreciate the effort I put in to try to make y'all laugh. It's not easy, y'know. People in 2021 never laugh, I swear. The last time I genuinely laughed at something was last year, no joke.
Anyway, that's all from me for now.
And as always, I'll see you guys in the next chapter~
- Cyclxne <2
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