Chapter 8: FUNNY TALK
Somewhere in the Sun:
The god RÂ after showing one of his first medium techniques to Hayman <<THE FIVE SOLAR SEALS>>, the young man soon set to work to learn it.
HAYMAN: So to master this technique I have to make solar energy flow and feel like the tips of my five fingers, so I'm trying....
Aaaahhhhh!!
I burned my hand!!!
What the fuck is going on???
I can't channel the Solar Ki into my fingertips to produce the seal..
Ok I will try again....
Ahhhh!!!
Why do I burn my hand every time I try? why does it burn me while I'm concentrating? why is it so hard?
RÂ: Little idiot!! it is not enough to learn, you have to believe in yourself, believe in the solar ki, familiarize yourself with it, the solar ki must be for you the foundation of your body, or your central energy....
HAYMAN: Okay I see what you mean master, I need to become one with solar energy.
RÂ: You understood everything, my solar jagon will send you to the solar source, it is a peaceful and calm place where I once trained to perfect my techniques, you will stay there during these years of training...
After explaining to him how to apprehend the technique of << THE FIVE SOLAR SEALS>>, The god RÂ ordered his solar jagon to send Hayman to the solar source to continue his learning.
HAYMAN: Wow?! is that the solar source? is it divine water? it's like there are stars inside!! it's stupid to say that but it looks like it's flowing gold and not water!! wait a minute, if i wash myself in the spring, will i have a golden body!!
Suddenly a voice rang in his head:
RÂ: No, but what an idiot hahaha!! Have a golden body? do you believe in fairy tales? thanks to telepathy I could communicate with you now from my residence miles away so I could tell you how to learn the different techniques. You have to be isolated and alone to be able to concentrate you have to experience all this kid, one of my servants will come by your side at the solar source for these long years and assist you...
HAYMAN: A maid? send me the most beautiful master and with curves....
He pronounced these words with a faint smile of a psychopath...
RÂ: I'm not sending you my servant for your childish impulses, humans are so strange they see sex everywhere if I learn that you've been weird with her I'll give you a big slap...
HAYMAN: Shit!! I can't even enjoy this status a bit!! (he says it in his mind)
RA: Hahahaaaaaa!! No but what moron you forgot that the gods have the ability to read minds? I understood what you just said and the answer is no you're not going to take advantage of my status you pervert, me at your age I wasn't interested in women I was looking for money but since you're not not smart like me then you do just the opposite...
Listen to me baby!! the woman is synonymous with problem if you are poor you will not have any woman and do not count on all the gold and the wealth that I have to have it I am not a distributor of money....
HAYMAN: Damn!! He speaks so meanly to me simply because he has palaces of gold, no but what the fuck how can his animals be dressed in gold and diamonds and me his pupil in poor jewellery?
Hayman thought his things in his mind!!
RÂ: Did you forget that I can read your mind?
HYAMAN: Shit!! I forgot I'm really a moron often!! why are your pets dressed in gold, diamonds and me just poor clothes?
RÂ: You could ask me for gold or diamond clothes from the beginning I would have given them to you....
HYAMAN: You knew very well that I like luxury, I didn't have to tell you, I'm still your disciple...
RÂ: So it's me who has to put the golden spoon in your mouth?
Besides, since when do I bicker with humans( The god RÂ thought that in his mind)
HAYMAN: Did you forget that I can read minds too?
Hahahaaaaaa!!!
To Be Continued....
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