The crooked Man

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
I never liked that nursery rhyme, a crooked man felt to unreal. A man can’t physically b crooked and alive. Little did I know nursery rhymes are more real then fiction.