Chapter 71: Chapter 71: I Just Want Everyone to Love Me

**Yes,** I continued, pleased with the discovery of my name. "I am OhMyGodI'mAwesome.**

The second laughed, then quickly covered its mouth after a glare from the first one.

“Let’s agree to disagree for now,” said the first one. “I want you to look at me. Really look at me. Are you looking at me?”

**I’m looking right at you. You can’t tell?**

“Oh, no. Sorry. You don’t have any...” the first one waved its hand in front of its face. I don’t know why. “OK, you’re looking at me. Good. That’s good. What do you see?”

What did I see? I saw a being who did not love me. And yet, I knew that it did. How was this paradox possible? How could it love me without loving me? I was confused, and I did not like being confused. So I got petty instead.

**I see a lot of zits on your face.** I said.

“That is so uncalled for,” it said.