Chapter 1: Chap 1
Well at least I die in a cute girls lap
...
Wait why the hell am in her lap and where the fuck am I
{ flash back}
....
Why don't I remember anything
{ flashback end}
??? : are you OK
Mc looks around and tries to feel his surroundings
Mc: I think I am OK ' because I can think I am OK'
??? : which Familia do you belong
Mc: I am a freelancer ' wait what'
{bullshit memories time}
Mc: so yes my name is drake ( common in each of my fic except for 2) and I am in the body of a weakling, I mean the guy literally died on level 1 of the dungeon, well at least I have some money to stay for at least five days
So here's how everything went I was attacked by kobolds and died
Well the previous owner died and I took over
Who am I
Well I am a weeb web novel author that leaves all his stories after they get to 500k views or attain 30 chps why cuz AUTHORS BLOCK SUKS
( author: well that's the same as me)
now I find myself in a dungeon trying to pick up girls
Well not the title of the original story but fuck it
I shouldn't be here
And well since I am I should leave this place and start grinding now
{ back to character}
Drake: can I know your name
Ais: Ais
Darke: 'and cue amnesiac protagonist bull crap' Well could you tell me where I am
Ais: the dungeon
Drake: OK where is the exit
Ais: you don't know
Drake: I wouldn't have asked I didn't know
??? : then why are you here in the first place
Drake: hum If I say I have memory loss will you believe me
???; no
Drake: well that's what is happening except for my name and the fact that I have 20,000 valis which I think is the currency here on me I have no idea where the hell I currently am so will you please be kind enough to give me a summary of where in the world I am
??? : my name is Riveria Ljos Alf and the one whose lap you are shamelessly lying on is aiswallenstein both of us are members of Loki Familia, you young man are in the dungeon in the city of Orario where God's descend and create Familia to hell there Childers thrive
Drake: so basically we are doing slavery for gods OK point noted
Riveria had a twitch on her forehead
Riveria: what makes you think that
Drake: what does your god do
Riveria: its goddess and she provides us with falna and a home to live in
Drake: so it's 'I will give you a place to live and you must work for me' bull crap, so what is your goddess's actual job
Riveria had another twitch on her forehead
Riveria: I don't know what you are talking about
Drake: what does she do, smiting, making potions, wine, cooking or any other physical labour or is she a manager for some other god
Riveria sighed and said: none of the above
Drake: so she is a freeloader
Riveria nods
Drake: OK now can you please do another act of kindness and please help me get out of here and guide me for the day
Riveria: well we will first report to the guild about you and we will see what happens next
Drake: thanks
[ system loading]
Drake: you hear that
Riveria: if you are talking about the screams of the monster then yes
Drake: no nevermind 'wtf'
System: yo host I am your gacha system nice to meet you
At that moment I knew
I fucked up
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