"Ah!" Tang San screamed as his body was blasted a hundred miles away.
A smell of burnt flesh spread throughout the air.
"Xu Ran, you played me!" Tang San pointed at Xu Ran, fuming. Damn it, Xu Ran clearly went into the Life Goddess's room, and nobody knows what they were doing in there. How did it end up looking like he was the one peering at the Life Goddess?
Indeed, the Life Goddess was very beautiful. If he could have seen the Life Goddess's perfect body, he would have died without regrets. Every normal man would have such thoughts, and if you don't, it just proves you're incapable.
Although Tang San had such thoughts because of the Life Goddess's beauty, he hadn't done anything at all.
Right now, he just wanted to find evidence of Xu Ran scheming to pursue the Life Goddess and then expose him to the Destruction God, to use the Destruction God's power to kill Xu Ran. That was his plan!
Why would he provoke the Life Goddess for no reason?
He's not like Xu Ran, an old lecher who disregards danger for the sake of chasing girls.
Furthermore, he couldn't even protect Xiaowu, so what's the point of chasing other girls? He woos one, Xu Ran steals one. If he doesn't kill Xu Ran, even if he manages to get the girl, Xu Ran will snatch her away.
"Tang San, you're defaming me. Why would I play you? Don't you know what you're doing? Peeping at the Life Goddess while she bathes is a grave sin," Xu Ran said with a smirk. As long as the Destruction God stops caring about Tang San, he will have no reservations about beating him up.
The only thing Tang San could rely on now was the Destruction God.
The Destruction God was strong, and Tang San's brain wasn't too shabby either; he tended to see things quite clearly. If they worked together, combining strength and brains, that would indeed be a threat.
But now, that's not possible.
Let Tang San be the scapegoat then!
"Xu Ran, pff, your mom..." Tang San cursed angrily. He was full of regret, blaming his own carelessness for not capturing Xu Ran's wrongdoing and instead being tricked by Xu Ran.
Now the Destruction God probably really had the wrong idea.
The Destruction God cared a lot about the Life Goddess, their feelings spanning hundreds of millions of years...
"Your Highness the Destroyer, you've misunderstood me. It's not me who has dishonorable intentions towards the Life Goddess, it's Xu Ran. I've been wronged," Tang San said anxiously, trying to clear his name to the Destruction God.
Could he not feel wronged?
He was utterly wronged!
If he had been able to see something through the gaps in the bamboo house, that would have been a different story, but the key point was he saw nothing at all.
The key issue here is Xu Ran also slandered him for peeping at the Life Goddess taking a bath. Damn, this is too low! If the Life Goddess was really bathing just now, and Xu Ran was still in the Life Goddess's room, could Xu Ran have done something?
Unknown to Tang San and the Destruction God at the time, Xu Ran and the Life Goddess already had a substantial exchange. The Life Goddess bore Xu Ran's mark from body to soul, inside and out.
Unfortunately, they were still oblivious. At least the silly Destruction God couldn't see through it.
The day he saw through everything would be the day he was done for.
From the moment Xu Ran and the Life Goddess became one, Xu Ran was the Life Goddess's consort. She would do anything for her consort, including taking action against the Destruction God.
Before she became one with Xu Ran, the Life Goddess hadn't entertained such a thought, but now, the idea began sprouting in her heart. She knew that if her affair with Xu Ran were exposed, the Destruction God would never spare Xu Ran.
So instead of waiting for that to happen...
"Tang San, do you take me for a fool? I can see everything; and you still want to argue?"
"You've been slandering Xu Ran all these days, and there were many times when I almost wavered, nearly swayed by your words. Looking back now, it seems so foolish. The one with improper designs on Xiao Lü isn't Xu Ran, but you."
"You dare to peek at Xiao Lü bathing—a sight not even I have seen?"
"But luckily Xiao Lü had put up a barrier, otherwise even nine lives wouldn't be enough for you to die."
The tone of the Destruction God turned icy. Hearing that Xu Ran had caught Tang San while Xiao Lü was bathing in the room, his heart swayed, followed by heavy fury. Even he had never seen Xiao Lü bathe. Who the hell was Tang San to dare to spy?
Fortunately, Xiao Lü was surrounded by the Life Mystique, blocking all prying eyes.
But even if Tang San hadn't seen anything, he deserved to die.
Tang San was his subordinate, and he shouldn't even have such thoughts. Otherwise, what would happen if all his subordinates coveted his wife? How could he go on living after that?
"Destroyer Your Highness, I am truly wronged. I was only messed with by Xu Ran. I have no designs on the Life Goddess. Although the Life Goddess is beautiful, she does not attract me," Tang San said, trembling. He was indeed panicking.
Now, he could only rely on the power of the Destruction God to contend with Xu Ran.
If the Destruction God held a grudge against him in the future, how would he be able to use the Destruction God's power to deal with Xu Ran?
"Xu Ran, you're really ruthless!"
"Xu Ran, you just want to drive a wedge between me and Destroyer Your Highness and then defeat us one by one. Ha, Xu Ran, your methods of isolating and subduing are indeed sinister," Tang San said, suddenly seeing the light and pointing at Xu Ran. Xu Ran wanted to use a divide-and-conquer strategy to get rid of Tang San first, then the Destruction God would be easy to deal with.
"You bastard, at this stage you are still slandering Xu Ran."
"Xu Ran is upright. Xu Ran has been with Xiao Lü all these days and not a hint of scandal has arisen. Xiao Lü also says that Xu Ran is very considerate and would never do anything to her. This is enough to prove Xu Ran's character."
"And you, you worthless thing, dared to covet my woman and speak so wildly; it's utterly unreasonable," the Destruction God roared, slapping Tang San's face. Dissatisfied, he slapped him again.
His intense possessiveness and machismo made his expression increasingly ugly.
"Destroyer Your Highness, you've been used by Xu Ran. Xu Ran is just trying to stir up trouble between us. My relationship with you is as harmonious as fish and water, as powerful as a tiger with wings. Together, Xu Ran would be scared of us. If you lose me, it's like cutting off your own arm. Then, Xu Ran could easily deal with you with the slightest effort," Tang San stated directly. He saw through Xu Ran's scheme to foment discord, but the Destruction God did not.
"Tang San, do you really think I, the Destruction God, can't manage without you?" the Destruction God became even angrier. How dignified and exalted was he in the Divine Realm? He valued Tang San's potential, but had never really regarded him highly.
"Destroyer Your Highness, that's not what I meant. That's not the point; the point is Xu Ran's machinations," Tang San said, almost crying. What was the time for that? The Destruction God was still concerned about this?