Chapter 1: Chapter 1
"Tomorrow is the graduation exam. Do you have any questions, don't be shy?" Iruka sensei asked.
"Iruka sensei, can I fly when I grow up?" a green-haired kid asked.
"Ask me that question again when you see a pig fly. Next question, please?" Iruka replied, eliciting laughter from the class. Some students were crying, including the green-haired kid who was sulking in a corner, saying "Mama, come get me."
At this time, only one person was out of character, Sasuke Uchiha. He was laughing at the jokes, which was a rare sight to behold. The fangirls wondered if he was sick.
"Maybe he needs some cheeks for him to clap. I can be that," one girl said, blushing.
Sasuke was confused. "What? How am I in a classroom? Didn't I get kicked out of school for watching hentai in class? Is this a dream?" he thought.
He looked around and saw a window to his left, with two-story buildings outside. "This can't be Tokyo," he thought. "Wait... that's Iruka... Hinata... Naruto... Ino... and that fat dude is Chiji Akim..."
Sasuke started whispering unconsciously while staring outside and Iruka suddenly called out, "Sasuke!"
"Can I help you?" Sakura asked, dazed.
Iruka raised his eyebrows. "Sasuke, I know you're the top student, but at least pay attention in class. And don't forget, tomorrow is the graduation exam."
Sasuke nodded, but he was still in a daze and didn't heed what Iruka said.
Next to Sasuke was a girl with pink hair who was constantly looking at him. 'Stalker alert,' Sasuke thought. "Well, this lucid dream can turn into a wet one really quickly, since there are no consequences," he thought.
Sasuke moved closer to Sakura until his lips were beside her ears. "Hey, baby girl," he said, using some advanced female compulsion he learned from his years of learning otaku culture.
"Sasuke Kun, what do you mean?" Sakura shouted.
"Ain't she being a bit over dramatic?" Sasuke thought. "Well, my skills seem to be working like a charm."
The students' faces showed shock, and the fangirls' faces burned with anger. "How dare she shout my beloved Sasuke's name like that?" one girl said.
"That pink-haired bitch," another girl said.
"Giant forehead slug," Ino added.
Meanwhile...
"I've always loved you, Sakura. You're the one I love the most," Sasuke said, as he thought of Hinata and her double D-sized breasts.
Sakura's eyes widened as she stared into Sasuke's black eyes. Her face was filled with shock and a mix of emotions.
At the same time, the entire classroom became silent as everyone watched the unfolding events.
Sasuke had just confessed his love for Sakura, surprising everyone, especially the girls.
Sasuke approached Sakura and lifted her chin with his hand. He then kissed her, the two of their lips combining.
Iruka, who had been in shock, finally came to his senses and acted. "Stop!" he shouted.
The other students were collectively petrified, while some of the girls were dreaming. Ino was devastated inside.
This act of young love had shocked everyone's young minds, including Iruka's, who had been a virgin his entire life, with his hands as his only partners.
Sasuke himself was kissing Sakura's soft lips and his head was blank, as it was his first kiss in his 17 years of life.
"So this is what it feels like to kiss," Sasuke thought, feeling proud of his brain's capability.
"This is the best dream ever," he thought as he removed his lips and licked them. Sakura was red, as red as a tomato. It was her first kiss and it was with the boy she liked, just like in a fairy tale.
"Dreams can be so real. I really hope this dream lasts a little longer," Sakura thought.
When Sakura regained her composure, she subconsciously pushed Sasuke for more tongue action.
"Where did she learn those moves? Girls nowadays are something else, but maybe it's just the effect of sucking lollipops. That's probably a more logical explanation," Sasuke thought.
Naruto, who was seated behind them, was in shock and anger. His face started to turn red like a peach.
Sasuke then said, "I love you, Sakura," one more time as he pushed her away.
Iruka rushed over and pulled them apart. "Don't do this in my class! Go to a room!" he exclaimed.
"Ahhhh, Iruka, you ruined it! Be gone!" Sasuke replied.
Iruka then bitch-slapped Sasuke and said, "Its Iruka sensei."
"Why didn't he disappear? Is this not a lucid dream? The pain is real," Sasuke thought.
"Get out! Come to my office after class!" Iruka shouted in anger.
Sasuke just looked at him, thinking of other matters.
"Go outside!" Iruka shouted.
Sasuke then snapped out of it and walked to the door, holding Sakura's hand before releasing it slowly.
"And reflect on your actions when you stand outside!" Iruka shouted as he slammed the door shut.
Standing outside, Sasuke thought, "This is my dream. Why would I waste my precious time on this?"
All around him were hallways and classrooms. He walked towards the gate and started to run out cheerfully.
"So this is the legendary ninja school? It's so small, even my primary school is bigger," Sasuke thought.
"There are some good things, like the hot girls. I need to learn poetry," he continued.
As Sasuke walked around, he could smell the aroma of barbecue and admitted he felt hungry.
But the more I look, the more it feels real. This is what Kirito would feel in SAO.
But if this is a dream, why do the scenes in front of me seem so real? I thought.
After my escape from the Ninja School, I found myself standing on a street surrounded by pedestrians and some stray cats.
Many late-teen girls were staring at me. My charm may be beyond even my own understanding.
The surrounding girls were all average, or maybe I just prefer girls my own age.
As I walked around, I could smell the aroma of barbecue, making me feel hungry.
My belly started to boil after smelling the aroma, but I quickly came to my senses. Why would I waste my time eating in a dream?
And then the thought came again: is this really a dream?
On the street, Sasuke's expression was flustered, but it quickly disappeared like rain on a sunny day.
He quickly looked around, trying to find out what was different between this dream and reality.
There were many differences. The strangers didn't all look Japanese, the unique architecture and clothing were unexpected.
Sasuke raised his hand, hesitated, and bit his finger. A small amount of blood came out, but quickly healed.
He then touched his face again. It was too real. Time to wake up.
Sasuke slapped himself, but nothing happened. He tried again and felt slightly dizzy.
Falling down from dizziness, Sasuke looked up at the clear blue sky.
He started to remember: "Truck-kun, you motherfucker! So I really came to big titties land...I mean Naruto world!"
A wide smile appeared on his face, but he quickly remembered the future. "I can make it work somehow."
"This is really incredible. I kiss a girl! Since I'm Sasuke, I should be 14."
If this is true, I can only test it one way: by using chakra.
"Clone jutsu!"
I could feel the chakra flowing through my body, then "bOOf!"
A white smoke appeared near me as a clone appeared next to me.
Suddenly, all of Sasuke's experiences and hand signs appeared in my brain and muscles as muscle memory. I could now do anything Sasuke could. "That's cool."
But if I really came to this world, what happened to my dead body? I suppose it was burned to ashes.
Forget it. Anyway, in that world I was an orphan, but now I'm a rich and good-looking one.
As for my original name, Morris, it doesn't matter. From today, I am Uchiha Sasuke! I said out loud.
It sounded cooler in my head.
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