Chapter 5: Plot Armor Really Scarry
Currently, Jo and Nami were sailing with Arlong ship. Jo ripped Arlong flag and used the white flag with lazy emoticon as his temporary flag. He was not a pirate, black and skull were not his taste. On the deck, Jo was helping Nami took care of several orange trees. These orange trees were Bellmere inheritance. Even he was not an avid fan of one piece, he still watched One Piece episode until getting censored by National Censorship Department. The reason was the female characters were very hot and sexy. Not suitable for children.
"Uncle, thank you very much." Nami said with full of gratitude.
Jo not only helped her defeat Arlong, he also helped her to carry these orange trees from the garden. He even didn't ask anything and dug up several trees. She began to suspect that Jo really her uncle. Look at his knowledge about Bellmere and her orange field. He even knew that she and Nojiko were orphans.
But Jo, was not happy with she calling him uncle.
"Can you call me captain? Hearing you call me uncle really weird. It obviously destroy my image!" Jo said with distressed expression.
"But you are my Uncle Jo. Uncle is uncle. No nego!" Nami said loudly while smiling.
"You... Ah, what ever. In the end, you are my underling. Now, message my shoulder!"
"Yes, uncle!"
In another place, several marine higher ups opened a meeting.
"After investigation, we found out that a Fishman pirates had been occupied the Coco Island for long time. And several days ago someone beaten all Arlong pirates and send Arlong head to the Marine Office. His name is Jo. No one know his real name. What do all of you think?" A marine said to all higher up while attached Jo photo on the top of Arlong poster.
Flash info: Jo appearance is similar to sikamaru from Naruto Shippuden Anime. Just imagine like that except he doesn't ties his hair. The sloppiness face is same. Of course, I don't own that Naruto copyright or license.
"Can I ask one thing?" one of higher up asked.
"Yes, go on."
"Is he a criminal or pirate?" that higher up asked.
"No, no record states that he was a pirate or criminal."
"Then don't put any bounty on his head. Maybe he was only a pirate hunter. Just add surveillance on him." that higher up said.
"Yes, sir."
Thanks to his good karma, he could evade for placing bounty over his head.
Back Jo ship, Jo currently hugged Nami beside the orange trees. It was pure virgin male instinct. Of course, he didn't do anything improper. He just hugged her and caressed her hair, just like a couple on date. At first, Nami struggled on his embrace. But soon, after knowing that Jo didn't do anything improper, she let it go.
"Uncle, you are really pervert. Even your niece was not spared by you." Nami said with sarcastic tone.
"Nah, I'm healthy virgin young man. Until now, I only touch your body. Em, and your body really soft, Nami." Jo answered.
"By the way uncle, our food will running out soon. Can you catch some fishes?" Nami asked another topic. She was helpless with his uncle behavior.
"Em, okay. But help me process the fish."
"Em."
Jo immediately ran to the ship edge and jumped to the sea.
Byur!
Inside the sea, he used his movement to propelled his body to nearby reefs. He saw not overly big sea monster. He remembered that this sea monster had delicious meat, even if eaten raw. He propelled his body again and punched it with his arm coated by haki.
A hole was created on the sea monster head. Then he swiftly brought that sea monster to the ship.
But when he touched the sea monster skin, he remembered something. He remembered one character from one piece that had slippery skin. Right, sexy version of Alvida at Logue Town! His Potential crew!
Back to the ship, he immediately said to Nami, "Nami, our next destination is Logue Town."
"Huh? Why so sudden?" Nami asked.
"Your next sister will be in that town. Oh right, I saw a shipwreck before." Jo said. He really saw a shipwreck beside the sea monster. But he decided to asked Nami, examined it or not.
"Why uncle not examine it?" Nami asked with berry on her eyes.
"Because the blood of this sea monster will attract another sea monster. Lot stronger than this one."
Nami speechless. Why should he said to her if it was dangerous? In the end, Nami chose to silent. She just helped Jo to process that sea monster.
Day by day passed. They arrived at Syrup Island. The plot armor really made him wonder. Not only it provided the protection for main characters from death, even story line also get protected. Inside Syrup Island, only Kaya, the sickly Lady that worth his attention. But her weak and sickly body really made her incompatible for sailing on the sea. It was really a pity.
Alas, nothing could be done. He didn't have omnipotent system shop. He could not buy super effective immortal pill to heal her weak constitution.
After replenished their supply, they started their journey.
For reader information, Ussop had already left the island. Neko or something similar pirate captain also had vanished from this island. It was just a flash info.
"Uncle, that noble girl is beautiful. Why uncle didn't take her in?" Nami asked in wonder. She asked Jo after sailing on the sea.
"What do you think of me? Perverted uncle? I'm not cheap uncle that desperately want to have a harem." Jo stared at her with despising look.
"But you are really perverted uncle." Nami answered with 'the fact' expression.
"You naughty girl! The real reason is, Kaya body is weak. Weaker than you and she had deadly sickness. Maybe 4 or 6 years, she will face her creator." He said his reason.
"How uncle know about her condition? Are stalk at her? Pervert!" Nami asked in disgust.
"Because I'm the great Jo." without waiting her reply, Jo went back to his favorite for nap. He had already tired of Nami teasing.
"Oh right, what is our next destination?" Jo asked.
"Baratie."
"..."
Fuck! The plot armor really sick!
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