Synopsis
--Also to post on Royal Road--
After finding out that he is to inherit a billion dollars, Tino Lawson believes himself to be the luckiest 18-year-old in the world…until he is crushed/burned to death by a tanker truck carrying corrosive acid. Death proves to be a mere speedbump, however, as Tino awakens in another world far beyond his wildest dreams. Too bad he got reincarnated as a vegetable.
Stuck within the immobile body of an ear of corn, Tino is alone with his thoughts while time moves at a glacial pace, where the cultivatable vegetable eventually learns how to cultivate the energies of the universe around him. By the time he is harvested, Tino has everything he needs.
Plant yourself in your chair, and a-maize yourself with this corny story.
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Write a reviewAuthor Sneekurp
At first, I was like what can you possibly do as as an ear of corn? But that is just it right--this book is a riot so far it has me laughing and rooting for an ear of corn. The writing quality is okay some grammar and spelling issues. updates were good until recently when they pretty much stopped. Keep going I love this one