RE: The Evildoer Reformation System

"Have you heard about the new regulations?" a slightly gruff voice spoke.
"No, I haven't" a partially more sophisticated song rang. "Well - apparently we can no longer D.I.T. in high traffic zones. Too many casualties and complaints to the higher-ups it seems. no one wants to see "paint splatters" on the ground anymore." "Aiya~" his partner huffed. "It's going to be a real-literal pain to find a regulated area so easily in this city. Now that we need to hold our cargo tight, have they at least set up new D-zones?"


Two pigeons sit atop Magick wire lines discussing bird-brained politics under the early sun in the busy city of Ellay. The courtyard was the usual place to meet and greet for any and every suave or slick back in the slums of the flock. The average friends or family would come here to start their daily routines or enjoy the bird equivalent of coffee and breakfast at a Cafe - if birds had Cafes. Sigh~ Early spring is a beautiful thing~

"The crickets and worms are plentiful my dear! eat up little ones!" The mother pigeon hummed to her little ones. " The early bird gets the worm~" her eyes were gentle and attentive to her chicklets. ' ~humm~ its good my little ones are good today... but' - a loud and high pitched voice rung out "FUCK WORMS!"
'First I die in a goddamn bird suit, then I'm reincarnated into a FUCKING BIRD!?'
"ARRGGHHH!!" she tweeted as she slapped the worms away.
'I will make that bitch villain organization and those fucking dickless heroes BURN!'
Then a notification chimed in her head
[Bird Up System is now booting...]
'oh fuck you God!!'

Alas, it seems the poor and unfortunate soul of our heroine or uh... villainess? has been reincarnated. What awaits?




Heya~ I decided to enter the competition, but I thought it would be boring to do just a villainess system, so I am also doing the Kingdom Management low key too. shh, don't tell anyone.

anywho - it's all for fun, so I appreciate feedback and support - uh and... forgive me for I will sin.
I will try to keep up the chapter consistency but id like to review my chapters before I submit.