Chapter 1: cliche start
Where am I?
Oh, wait, that's right, I was about to die. Then what happened. That redhead loli girl killed everyone in.. the blood….. but she saved me, right? No, that's not what happened. I was allowed to go. Even death seemed to bend to her will.
"You got it all pieced together now, buddy." A melodic voice resounds.
I turn. Well, I guess my perception does anyways as I realize I'm a floating orb, only to see a bazillion-tailed dragon fox goddess of fate looking at me like I made it wait in line for an eternity. I Shouldn't know who this being is or what it is. How is that even possible. Ah, I guess she was called to deal with me in the end, so she is waiting.
"Let's see wish fulfillment, harem check, oooh, special trait check. Hahahaha, this is gonna be so entertaining. So ballsy wallsy, we got you going to the anime world of is it wrong to pick up chicks in a dungeon. Your mission is to aid in developing a stagnated world doomed to destruction. This particular world has too many issues, so just have fun and do what you want, as it won't break an already broken timeline."
"What does any of that mean!" I yell. Maybe yell isn't the right word, more like projected with umph.
"Oh, you'll figure it out. I'll just leave you some random memories of things to enjoy, and off you go. Remember to be cunning, little one."
Whoosh
Like a sci-fi tv show nonsense, I see warp drive come before I'm blasting off into whatever is to come. Before I know what will happen next, an explosion occurs, and I feel like I just got hit in the head with an attitude adjustment stick. Something like an enormous club with dynamite attached to the end of it.
As the pain fades, I open my eyes to see a desert. An endless desert as far as the eyes can see is accompanied by boundless stars. Having been completely taken in by the scenery, I can't help but enjoy this moment of freedom. Having spent years as an experimental subject unable to see the sky, I doubt I would ever feel the same in a building again.
A soft wind blows by, causing my hair to tickle my face and bringing me back down to earth. Taking in my body, my mind goes blank again. No, I'm not an ugly cripple, but I was absolutely sure I was a dude. That was until I saw the perky c-cups under a bandage wrapping and obviously female curves. I'm dressed in basic leather gauntlets and what looks like an ancient version of basketball shorts with ankle-high leather boots.
"I'm not freaking out. I swear I'm not freaking out. I am going to close my eyes and count to 5, and everything will be back to normal. All alone in a cell with no windows running a fever and in pain, but still a guy. Yep, ok, so 1. Two, please be back; three, please be back; four, please be back; and five. Fweu."
. . .
"it's over it's all over. Everything wasted, I should just die again and go to the next life." Crying tears of grief, I bash my head into a rock. Bang.
I am suddenly assaulted by a massive migraine followed by a downpour of knowledge im sure doesn't belong to me. The pain distracts me from my weird emotional outburst before everything starts to sink in. I am really reborn.
Taking stock of the information, I got while still lying face down, I feel something flopping back and forth on my back. I immediately think snake before jumping up and running around like a lune; meanwhile, the thing on my back becomes obvious. I have a tail, and then I know what happened. Like a voicemail message, I hear the fate goddess monologue in my head.
"Welcome to the world of dan machi. This side universe was completely derailed and nearly destroyed due to a previous reincarnee. As such, the original plot never happens, and the world is destroyed. Many original characters may not even exist anymore. Several rules have changed, and you have been rewritten into history. All the knowledge of this world's original storyline has been removed from your mind, and knowledge of your true existence has been placed into it
"You are now Sun Wukong the Monkey Queen, you are the trickster warrior master of qi. All knowledge of cultivation techniques and realms has been installed. All past relationships and memories are installed as if they were your own. Enjoy your unwritten story and may the odds be ever in your favor."
This is beyond cliché. I don't remember asking to be put here.
Of course, just as this thought hits me, I suddenly get a flashback of before I died, making these specific requests to the loli version of death incarnate. Well, all except the girl part. Was that why she had a weird smile flashing extra fang.
Oh, in my name, why am I such an idiot. Note to self become more mature and maybe take so self help classes.
Returning back to my surroundings I guess I should figure out whats next or at least where to go right.
Lets see I need to digest all this new knowledge. Cultivation huh. Ohh so the levels of falna are based on the levels of cultivation. Qi condensation for levels 1 through three, foundation establishment for 4 through 6, and core refinement 7 through 9 ending with nascent soul for level 10 leading into the god realms after. Isn't the current world a bit weak. I mean most cultivation stories those are the beginning phases of cultivation not the end. No wonder the goddess kept saying this world is stagnated to death.
So my back story is im in a weakened state after building a new body to escape 5 elements mountain and have to recultivate from scratch. Joy. At least it shouldn't be too much of a pain ill have to prep to at least reach mid rank 1 if I want to move around somewhat freely.
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