Chapter 32: meeting the dum and dumber
The next day word of my grand magnificent ice cream store has spread through out the village. We had a big line before we opened. That is what I like to see. I began by opening up the shop and getting my self the first bucket of ice cream .I then Watched as my online interns went to work. The icecream makers in the back , while the bony boy handling the front.
After 1-2 hours the dum and dummer family came. It was Itachi holding Sasuke to give his 1 year old brother some ice cream. I wondered if I should close shop just when they order to piss them off. But that was bad business practices, and as a z business man that could not be allowed. Maybe I could piss on their ice cream, nah it would be too obvious.
I had a better idea, it was time to finese him, I walked up to when he was about to order and told him we had a kids ice cream , that all kids love to eat, it cost 5x more though. Itachi being the stupid idiot he is got it for his brother. I went in the back and just smashed the ice cream a bit to make it soft and handed it to him. I did put on spit in between smashing it , just as a extra courtesy. Such a a gentleman I am.
Itachi and Sasuke apparently liked the smoothed ice cream I gave them.
After that incident I spent all my time eating ice cream and seeing my store make money. My family came to try the ice cream too.
This day we made 40k. It was time to expand my operation and hire some people to work the shops. Of course they will mainly be cashier's since we make icecream in this store only.
I thought maybe my second favorite unpaid intern shisui would be of use. I went to his asked and asked to meet him. For some reason even when I started to talk he was on guard. I told him with a secretive face that has he heard of the story of the chosen one. He said yes . I said " did you know because jeriah was too busy lusting for women , he forgot to to tell the whole tail,the chosen one is one of the Uchiha clan that helps produce the icecream of peace, now shi" before I could complete my sales pitch mans close the door on me and said " I'm not falling for the same trick twice Arnold. Don't you have better use of your time. " Behind the door I said " I miss the old days, the days when it was me you and obito.you gonna join Obito with how tight you are shisui." After that I left.
I couldn't find any good unpaid interns, they where either too young or didn't like me. In a few years I would have narotu working on the counter. The best unpaid intern, I would probably say it was the first step to be hokage is being a cashier at a icecream store.
With no other choice I just hired some more people to work beside the French fry guys. I have a total of 20 employees now . Costing me 2k a day.
A week passed and my icecream business with all the branches was making 100k a day. I would say money was indeed being made. I decided to upgrade our house in the Uchiha district to a full on mansion.
I wondered if I could just solve the Uchiha problem with money. And spend the rest of my days just lifing and not caring. I don't think danzo was guy who could be baught out though.
After a week I could already see the cavities in peoples teeth from the icecream. I could not let cavities stop me from making money, so I thanked muscle god for picking kimimaro. I began working on him to be a officiall dentist. Bone and teeth both are made of calcium, I needed my unpaid intern to reinforce or get rid of the cavities.
After working with him for a bit I realized my yang chakra alone got rid of the cavities , so there wasn't a need to make him reveal his keke genki yet, maybe in a year or two when I was strong enough to bump heads with the village leaders I could reveal it.
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