God Snapped his fingers making giant monsters and pets. He just wanted a world he can mess around with. They were called dinosaurs. Prehistoric beast, monsters bigger then the whole houses, crazy creatures never seen before. God created it all. Then his finger struck down like a comet, destroying everything. He wanted to create something new, something unusual so he created us. The first neanderthal Adam was born, then came Eve from Adam's rib. God created women for male and from male so life can become easy for males. Years past, Adam and Eve ventured and gathered intelligence. They became curious Gods fear of that. Isaiah was born from God. Isaiah wanted the throne so that is why god threw him down. 2 tree's sprouted and it was call the tree of life and the tree of knowledge. Isaiah's new name Lucifer means the fallen from grace, was thrown to earth. With rage and furry he turned into a snake. God went to earth to tell Adam and Eve to not eat the tree of life or you will have consequences. Adam followed the rule's, but Eve was the foolish one. Eve ate the apple gaining freedom and knowledge. The apple's weren't just apples but apart of god after he threw Isaiah down to earth. Like I said God loves everyone, and he will always hate everyone as well. Eve convinced Adam to eat the apple. Then god came took them both out of his safe zone. God knew Lucifer did it, but didn't want to punish him yet. Lucifer gaing more power because of Eve, because of females. Lucifer gathered all the demons, a few other gods and a few other angels to fight God. They lost, God threw down lucifer to hell and thats when lucifer gotten the title SATAN. Then Adam and eve started to expand and evolve into better people. The neanderthals started popping up because apes started eating the apples they became stronger, smarter, and better. Then years and centuries later. Pyramids, and things started being created. The people started making new things god saw this with grace and happiness. He loved them all. He had then gave a women that can't get pregnant a baby. The baby was named Jesus. The bible was created years later after jesus died to show the love and grace of god. The world started going forward while more people started praying for god thats when schizophrenia started in gods head. He heard all the cries and sadness in every human he saw a part of himself in the humans. God was going insane not realizing the gates of hell started to crack open having the gates of hell cracked open has made the most vicious and ferocious demons exiting. Lucifer not giving a fuck no more just let them do their own thing. Then random things started happening, random acts of killing way before 1800s more craziness soon after the 1800s. Then finally the present where we have so much technology we are going places. Horoscopes are here, magic, imagination, and all of the fairytales and myths came.