Ben closed his eyes…waiting for the system to eviscerate his soul…
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Yet, even after a few seconds…nothing happened… 'I'm not dead…'
[Congratulations! You've completed the Novice Welcome Challenge: Seduce a woman within one month or die]
When he received the alert, Ben released the deepest sigh of relief of his entire life…
It was over...everything...the entire prior month of hell, the nonstop failure, the verbal abuse...
He was finally free...but it wasn't time to deal with that now.
Instead of checking his other notifications, Ben hid the message screen and put the system aside… Although it was liberating having the massive sword of Damocles removed from his neck, he still preferred dealing with his own sword now deep inside a Greek beauty...
He was trying to live…but he was also trying to fuck…
Ben hadn't forgotten about Penelope, who was now underneath him, and a few seconds ago, almost became a necrophiliac…
We’ve finally made it this far. When I think about the journey, I feel so many emotions in my heartnuts…but it’s only the beginning. Now, we enter the closing phase of the first volume, with the next volume just around the corner. So it seemed a good time to share a serious piece of news—I’m your biological father…
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Just kidding… It’s a joke. Because you'll never prove it...
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So let’s focus on the novel. Thank you to everyone who has supported me and this attempt at writing something totally different… When I started, I had no idea if it was going to work. I asked myself: who writes a comedy on Webnovel? Who writes a satire? Who would risk scaring away readers by writing a protagonist that starts off as nothing, is forced to wear a thong, has a system that only insults and wants to kill him, and doesn’t even have sex for 100 chapters of an R-18 story, just to create space for character development and jokes? This guy…
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It seems to be working though, since we have multiple top 10 rankings in the first premium month even before getting any big marketing push. So it’s been my honor to have you with me on this journey. Your support means the world to me…which is why I’ve spent weeks outlining the next two volumes(although there will be many more) and am confident they’ll be even better than this one. Thanks again!