Synopsis
What would you do if your planet ceased to exist after a nap?
Once upon a time, there was a princess…
Scrap that.
Once upon a time, there was a hermit called Yao Si.
She was an orphaned hikikomori who lived a peaceful and mundane life in her cosy little apartment.
Just when she thought she'd live out the rest of her mundane days... she died.
By a strange twist of fate, she was somehow turned into a vampire, even worse, a fifth-generation weakling with no combat ability at all.
Vampires had their own little secret society, cultural feuds, and called themselves bloodlings.
With the threats of another civil war among the bloodlings, Yao Si remained composed.
'Even if this war of bloodlings rages on again, it will need a miracle to affect me,' she thought.
So, a miracle occurred...
When she was woken up from a millennnia-long nap, she found that her beautiful mother planet Earth had ceased to exist.
Even the oldest bloodling in the entire universe was now one of her grand [ times infinity] child.
Everyone will have to call her “ancestor” from this moment onwards!
The peasant Yao Si had successfully revolted and taken charge, let's see who dares to call her a weakling anymore!
"Hey! You, that guy over there!
"Yes, you.
"Come on, let's fight, if I lose, I will call you 'dad'!"
So... she has a new dad.
Yao Si "..."
Mu Xuan "..."
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By the author of My Disciple Died Yet Again, one of the best xianxia with a female lead, comedic with a rational bent. https://***.novelupdates.com/series/my-disciple-died-yet-again/ Even without reading, I am assured the story will be 10/10. So what you should be worried about is the QI translator who localizes it!
Rating it again after reading the first few releases because I HAVE GOT TO TELL ALL OF YOU HOW AWESOME THIS NOVEL IS! It's definitely a breath of fresh air. No heavy drama whatsoever. The mood is light and funny. The chapters are hilarious and are more than just interesting. It keeps you wanting more of it. Great job! Thank you so much for translating this!
To everyone who is fed up with the typical webnovel story plots and somehow want a break, I suggest you try this novel. It's actually funny and has a lighter atmosphere than the other stories here.
New favorite book! New favorite book! 😍 DO NOT BE FOOLED! THIS AIN'T ABOUT PETTY BABY TALK. YOU BETTER READ TO UNDERSTAND BETTER. BUT IMMA TELL YOU, YOU WON'T REGRET DOING SO. 😉
Oh god this novel has me laughing so hard that people are looking at me weird. The synopsis caught my eye and I understood it was comedy, but I wasn't expecting it to be so off the wall funny. I mean this is true hitchiker's guide level genius.
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F*king AWESOME - Funny FMC ✓ - Fast story dev ✓ - Huge,amazing and unique world background ✓ - Not your overly use transmigrator poison or medical genius ✓ - Not your boring slow pace story telling ✓ - The author of My Master Disconnected Yet Again and My Disciple Died Yet Again "You Qian" ✓ - ONLY 198 chapter ✓ - No overly use, boring and tasteless face slapping ✓ - Because this is You Qian work, you can get a guarantee of "No Mary Sue FMC", "No overly cold ML", "No overly drop dead stupid villain", "No overly use misunderstanding that keep FMC and ML apart", and "No overly use face slapping that keep you wondering why you read this back then" Overall, this is really good and highly recommended. I always want QI to welcome You Qian work, and I am so glad that IT IS HERE! Thank u QI. Finally my long wait wish come true
It shows thoughtful and detailed world-building (galaxy). The characters so far are very funny and interesting. I just love the uniqueness of this story and the comedy.
MY FAV THING ABOUT THIS NOVEL IS HOW A FOODIE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD LOL. A VERY FRESH PLUS NEW SETTINGS, FLUFFY, AND CUTE. So far I am very satisfied and cannot wait to meet the daddy LOL possible male lead??? FOR ANYONE WHO IS SEARCHING FOR A REALEAS AND AOMETHING NEW TRY THIS ONE!! CIAO
*mindless screaming and screeching* I waited two weeks for this! At long last, it's finally here! And let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, it does not disappoint! I love it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Please don't mind me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm just laughing due to the MC's misfortunes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T give a review at the moment HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Go, read it yourself HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How could I possibly describe this? I don't know where to begin. It lives up to its comedy tag. The story plot is new and exciting. While the events and dialogue in the story are hilariously funny to the point wherein you'll shed a few happy tears.
It's a fun read. A very entertaining light-hearted comedy with a mix of fantasy, sci-fi, xianxia and other genres. Don't mess with the baby.
This was a pleasant surprise 😂 as long you won't be picky into the little details and ignore the sudden comical time skip then your good to go 😂 It's definitely fast paced 😁
This is so good! SO GOOD!! It's refreshing because it stays true to it's introduction as a comedy novel. Moreso, there are lots of different themes to it. Worth the read! 👍
I don't know about you but I'm dying over how funny this is! The protagonist's struggles are hilarious as fck. Totally worth the votes and the wait!
I hope qidian picked up quick transmigration system vllain boss struck. Its from same author of side character transmigrations: the final boss is no joke Any way THANK you so much for translated this vampire novel. This novel is From Same author of my disciple die yet again
OMG! This story is too godly. The hell with all vampires. The storyline and action is too BOMBASTIC!! I truly recommend it to those who like adventure & fantasy. This shall be my no. 1 novel in my libarary.
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Review below stats.. Website : qidian china Views : 1.37million Rating : 9.3(165) Chapters : 198 Status : completed Word count : 440thousand author level : 5 No of works : 3 Disscussion : 2647 Year started : 2017 Chinese title : 星际男神是我爸 From now on I decided read some Chapters in raw and give a review for new novel at the same time I give stats. Slightly spoilerish review. My reading status : c29 Story : 5 Our mc is bitten by a vampire without her knowing it. She becomes 5th generation vampire or bloodling which is one of the weakest. At that time there was war going on between eastern and western vampires . She unknowingly gets dragged between two strong vampires. She falls unconscious in a pit or something because of a stray attack. After a millennium she wakes up in a space ship. Character design : 5 Our mc is very funny. You'll like her character very much. Side characters too are not bad. World background : 5 I really liked it so far. Enjoyment : 5 This novel is fu¢king awesome and very funny. I burst out laughing so many times in just 30 chapters. It's also very short with just 198 chapters. I don't see reason to not to give this novel a try. All my 3 spirit stones from today are gonna go for this novel. That's how much I'm loving this novel.