Hydie put a hand on Shirzik's arm, and the creature began to change. I don't know if Hydie could read my mind, but I was looking at Aquaman on the Juice once she was down.
[Designer Reality Merge Fluke] Acquired!
{5% chance for Experienced Designers Touch to become physical and tangible, not just an illusion.}
"What is this?" Shirzik asked as he touched his handsome face.
Wow, I might have to get Hydie to give me a touch-up after; The Ugly Fucker was looking better than me! I was the Ugly Fucker now!
"You are the lucky winner in this draw, it looks like, and now you are stuck like this," I said with a grin.
"You're kidding me, right? I even sound better! Even the ones of us that are average are leagues above the Barracuda men now! BWAHAHA!" Shirzik laughed out in joy, and the other Sahuagin joined him with cheers.