Chapter 353: You're Pregnant!?

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have not gotten to the next arc yet but its very close, also dont think pokemon will be like you think. You can ask TheRagingTaco88 in teh comments, he hates pokem on and hes pumped for the pokemon arc. I'm doing something that I've personally never seen before, basically give the arc a chance.

I know most of you are feeling liek the Food Wars arc is long and I feel the same way. I'm trying to end it as fast as possible without seeming like it's rushed. truthfully I didn't expect it to be so long, I thought it would be like 30 chaps max.

My apologies is its feeling stale. I'm trying to make it entertaining still. Please bear with me.

The next day

Hiro woke up with Zerotwo in his arms. He sat up and rubbed his eyes, remembering what happened last night. He looked at Zerotwo, who was awake and looking at him, he chuckled and said quickly "Did you know, we're Soma' God parents. Haha..."

She looked at him silently for a few moments and Hiro held her hands saying "Love, it was all Joe's fault. He kept me there and he didn't even tell me that he was here! What an asshole, right!? Plus! He told me not to tell you! How could I not want to tell you."

He sighed and looked out the window with a teary expression.

She looked at him and pursed her lips in amusement, holding back a laugh. He turned back and saw her expression was flat as normal, he started getting nervous and rubbed her hands, asking "You're not made at me, right?"

She was silent and he seemed to have a lightbulb moment as he said "Do you want a massage? Maybe, I make you breakfast? How about both?" as he started rubbing her shoulders with a flattering smile, she didn't say anything and he added "Obviously, getting a massage from such an ugly and boring guy wouldn't be good."

He sighed and continued "Especially not when you're such a beautiful, kind, loving, young, sexy, hot, amazing, cute, cuddly, soft, fierce, goddess. If you didn't have a husband, I would have no choice but to marry you. Would you take me in?"

She looked at him and he added "If you don't, I'll live on the streets begging for money." she blinked and finally said "Is that a threat." he looked at her and nodded, saying "It is." she fell silent for a while before sighing and saying "Fine, I don't want to be a bad person."

Hiro wiped a tear from his eye and said "You're truly a good person, lady." she waved, replying "This Queen knows." Hiro was stunned and replied "Would you like anything else, my liege?" she said "Food. This Queen is hungry."

Hiro jumped off the bed and slapped his chest, saying "Immediately, your highness!" before quickly kissing her on the lips and licking her soft lips as he backed off. She looked at him and he looked at her, making a shocked expression as he said in disbelief "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat~" as he slipped out the door and closed it.

She burst into giggles and covered her face with her hands when he was gone.

He smirked outside the door and smoothed out his shirt, muttering "Yeah, I'm the one who wears the pants here. Heh. Feels good to be on top." as he walked down the stairs to the kitchen, several doors opened when he left and the students looked at each other before shaking their hands and sighing, going back to their rooms.

Hiro went to the kitchen and hummed to himself as he started making breakfast for everyone, he even grinded the coffee beans by hand!

What a man!

Anyway!

It was Omelets for breakfast with coffee and shredded potatoes. He whistled as he worked and made enough for the entire dorm before blasting his voice into the intercom "GOOD MORNING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S 8:30! WAKE THE FUCK UP AND COME EAT BREAKFAST! DON'T MAKE ME COME AND GET YOU, THEY CALLED ME THE SNEAKY DEMON IN HIGHSCHOOL!"

His voice was like a loud siren and startled everyone.

Immediately after he finished speaking, a naked kid with just an apron fell from the ceiling and landed in the kitchen with a pose. Hiro looked at him and clapped "Very nice, 9/10. There was no spin." Satoshi clicked his tongue and stayed silent as he went to sit down.

The rest of the dorm came down and Hiro served them each an Omelet with potatoes and a coffee before covering one set and jumping into the ceiling, disappearing from the kitchen, under the students' stunned gazes.

Joichiro yawned and said "He does that, don't mind him." they gulped and muttered "Is every alumni strange..."

Hiro delivered breakfast to the Queen and smiled, getting on one knee and bowing with a salute, saying seriously "Your breakfast, my Queen!" Zerotwo rolled her eyes and said "At ease." Hiro jumped up happily and drilled into the bedsheets, snuggling to her side and smiling cutely, she looked at him and giggled, kissing his forehead.

He smiled and hugged her as she sat up and ate.

A while later

They went downstairs and sat at the table, watching Joichiro and Soma cook against each other.

Soma lost, obviously, then challenged Hiro, but before they could start, Yuki ran in and said "The theme for the prelims is Curry!" Soma and Joichiro looked at Hiro, who smirked and chuckled "Coincidence, coincidence."

Zerotwo rolled her eyes, as did Joichiro. Fumio said "There are no coincidences." with a mysterious expression, Hiro looked at her, completely bewildered and said "Master Oogway?!" Fumio said "What?" Hiro replied "What?" Fumio said "You just-" Hiro said "I don't know what you're talking about."

Before turning to Soma and saying "Don't copy me, make your own curry. If you copy people you'll never walk on your own path." Soma nodded seriously and Joichiro looked at his watch before adding "You should go see an old friend, her name is Jun Shiomi. Anyways, I gotta go."

Hiro burst out laughing before covering his mouth and looking at Joichiro with a hilarious look in his eyes, Joichiro blinked, then suddenly started laughing before shaking his head and saying "I really gotta get going."

Everyone said bye to him and Hiro left with Zerotwo as well, telling the group, he'll be back.

They walked outside and Hiro asked "You still have my knife? I didn't see you using it." Joichiro smiled softly, saying "It's in my bag. It's my most prized possession, I can't use it just anywhere." Hiro was speechless before smiling softly "Nice to see you again, Joe."

Joichiro grinned and said "You too, Hiro... And Zerotwo, of course." Zerotwo smiled and hugged him, saying "Don't go too far this time, I still haven't met your wife yet." Joichiro's smile got wider as he said "I will bring her next time."

Zerotwo nodded and Hiro smiled, waving at Joichiro as he left, seeing the fork on his right wrist, he sighed with nostalgia. Zerotwo smiled and hugged his arm, saying "This is a nice world." Hiro smiled happily and said "We can stay here if you want."

She spat out her tongue and giggled "Nah! I want to have more adventures!" Hiro grinned and said "Of course, my Queen!" she giggled and Hiro said seriously "Angel, whenever you want to leave, we can leave. I'm ready and waiting for you."

Zerotwo hummed and said "You're still a teacher, yeah? Senzaemon is retiring this year... After Erina takes over, we'll leave." Hiro nodded and Zerotwo chided "You have to follow through on your commitments, my love." he smiled softly and scratched her palm with his finger, saying "I don't mind ditching for you~"

She giggled "What a bad boy!" he chuckled and they left the school.